You're on Facebook, but, for whatever reason (perhaps, because of your job), you don't want to post your real name. What name would you use?

Weiner

Jenny Lynn Peking Duck

Wundayatta

Oh wait, I already do that.

If I was on facebook and didn’t want to use my real name I’d leave. There are plenty of other ways of keeping in touch with the people I care about.

Or I’d just go with something really stupid.

Harry Nippels -

no not really

Erich McGoats

Milo Finkel

Ricky Bobby

His holiness (in filth and blasphemy!) Lord Gulag Amadeus Necrosodomizer
Or Jason T Ferrell

Bobbi-Sue Pick-up Truck

Lucille ;)

Gary Busey

Jude Good Luking

The CIA already knows exactly who you are, and you’re in their photo archives if you’ve ever been tagged in a photo by someone else. Changing your name will not afford you privacy. You are already linked by your e-mail address and ISP, and according to Facebook’s TOS, that’s permanent and perpetual.

Set your privacy settings to where you cannot be searched, and nothing on your page is viewable to anyone except those people that you friend.

Alan Smithe?

Jenny Lynne Knotmenam

the valdasta

If I told you, it wouldn’t be my secret alias. ;)

Marc Zuckerberg

Judge Judy.

Eric Stratton

Fluther ate @DarlingRhadamanthus!! Damn!

Emily Fuckin’ Dickinson.

Nun-ya

Treyshon

If I told you my secret alias it wouldn’t be a secret.

Seriously though, I avoid this problem by not adding anyone who doesn’t already know me face-to-face and therefore already know my real name.

Johny Dep

@erichw1504 That’s two PEE’s

@Tropical_Willie @erichw1504 AND two N’s.

Oh, sorry: Jonny Dapp.

Thumps @erichw1504 on head.

Still not it? Umm… Johnnie Dipp?

N Peein here!