What random thing is on your mind right now?

Why is the neighbor’s dog in my back yard?

How wasted everyone was on pancakes during last nights nekked pancake party.

How @Wundayatta actually asked that dungeon question.

How quickly will my story will mount in the rankings. I wrote it this morning and already it has 74 views or so. Number 13 on the list.

What I’m going to do all day now that school is out. And why it takes my mom so long to wake up and get down to my dad’s house. And that I have too many things on my mind all the time to fully answer this question.

Shall i ask that fisting question, or not.

I thought I de-lizarded my house thoroughly yesterday, but, just saw another little dinosaur run behind my shinto screen.

Yesterday I spent an hour trying to get one out that was stuck between the sliding window and the stationary window, another that ran into the broom closet, another in the bathroom.

I swear…if I made a dollar for every f——ing lizard I catch I’d be a millionaire within the month. lol

If @rebbel will ask that fisting question or not.

I’m bummed that I’m going to miss the lunar eclipse because it won’t be anywhere near dark yet.

Counting the seconds til 12:55pm

Wondering what to do during lunch… Coffee or not.

Hmm… I wonder what chloroform smells like…

Wondering if Casey Anthony is going to be aquited of murder of her beautiful little girl. I have been watching the trial and I don’t think the state made its case without a resonable doubt. I wish I could say differently but if I feel this way I am sure some on the jury must be having these doubts because before this I wanted to see her go down and still would but there is doubt of what actually happened and if her father was involved. So many questions I have!!!!

What restaurant should I go to tonight for my anniversary. Man, I am hungry now.

Is Queenie serious or joking?

A black and white picture of a black and white dog.

She hasn’t realized yet what a sexual dynamo you are, @wundayatta.

@FutureMemory Oh, I think I have…. ;)

Uh, @FutureMemory I’m not sure I’ve yet realized what a sexual dynamo I am.

Oh. I can just imagine it:

“What kind of sexual dynamo is Wundayatta?”

I’m not even going to write down the details.

My ass hurts ( from sitting at a desk) and the fact that Nessuh and Rebbel asked about fisting. chubby gained

How I love that Snow Patrol ‘Be The Lighning in me” song lyrics. Got the last two lines tattooed on our wrists with my partner yesterday. Just really sums up how we feel for each other.

@Jude from sitting at a desk… really?

@erichw1504 haha..It’s been a long day. :)

You like my lurve, erich? ;)

If I’ve offended @wundayatta… :-/

@Jude yes, thanks for pointing that out.

I wonder if she is wearing any panties?

@Cruiser Pink ones?

I wonder if she is wearing any pants?

@queenie Pink or white or red or black bikini ones…I like to be surprised! ;)

I want a weave.

@Cruiser I wonder if she is wearing any panties?

She isn’t.

@FutureMemory How do you know? :P

I wonder if he is wearing any panties?

Here kids, have a ….. ~
Or a ….. for that matter.

@FutureMemory DANG! woof! :-}

Isn’t Queenie 14?

So… how bout them Yankees?

@Jude Woah, no way!

@queenie Sorry. I thought that you were young. Now that I think about it, someone (a jelly) said 15 or 16. :)

I would hope @queenie isn’t 14 the way I hear her talk in here, she gives me an education sometimes lol

@queenie is 16, right?

I thought @queenie was 79.

@queenie inquiring minds want to know your true age?????

Will we get enough rain this week to break the drought?

I’m 17 everyone :)

I win for being closest!

^^ ding ding ding.. we have a weiner.

You get the boobie prize of -1 lurve

lmao!

@Jude Anthony?

So, I was close.

^ You win the prize of being the farthest.

Yes!

@redfeather Haha.. I wouldn’t touch that with a ten foot pole. Really, I wouldn’t.

I would.

@Jude me either. He ruined the word “weiner” for me.

We’ll let @erichw1504 have him.

OK

EE f froag ze naow

I’m wondering who to place a bet on in tomorrow’s US open golf tournament.
Looking likely another European win could be on the cards….hmmm…..

M’encanta la llum

Goldfish.

Something that happened the other day:

I hung out with two friends, H and Z. We started the day at 2 PM at an amazing Mexican restaurant, and they couldn’t seat us right away so we got a pitcher of margaritas at the bar and a round of tequila. Nobody had eaten anything yet at this point. We ordered every kind of taco, including beef tongue and grasshopper, plus some strange and innovative ceviche. Then we had a hookah by the waterfront and Turkish coffee to take the edge off. Everyone at the waterfront wears sundresses or khaki pants and a polo shirt. Every. Single. One. There were boats pulled up to the dock and one of them was called “options,” which is clearly some rich guy’s midlife crisis boat.

After that we went to Z’s place and he cooked up some goat curry on the bone while we watched man vs. food. The first words when I turned on the tv were: “An ENTIRE STICK OF BUTTER!” and that’s pretty much what we ate. The curry was full of ghee, yogurt, habanero peppers, and dried chiles. H was hamming it up the whole time, acting like we were in a fancy restaurant and quizzing me on my wine choices. H was wearing a hilariously oversized Hawaiian print shirt, and Z owns the most hideous bathrobe I’ve ever seen, a faded paisley terrycloth monstrosity. We chowed down like there was no tomorrow. The whole day was pretty surreal, and that’s what I’m thinking about right now.

Also, my recent job interview. I’m anxiously checking my phone and F5ing my inbox every two seconds to see if they’ve gotten back to me.

That the very thought of God or Him being in control scares the heebie jeebies out of a lot of people.

My inner thigh itches.

Hmm… this looks infected.

Do a deer…

__pervs… The Sound of Music__

NSFW – Will she swallow or will she spit? LOL.

My cousin is driving me crazy, with her nonstop texting. Even when I stop replying, she’ll text again, and again, and AGAIN.

What ice cream truck plays that kind of music?
@Faidle I HATE when people do that!

Why does the day keep dragging ON and ON and ON and ON and ON….....blerg.

@TheIntern55 ME TOO!!!

My 4:30 meeting could be life changing. Should I order fries?

Dear blonde bitch at Starbucks who got me so angry my legs were shaking on the way back to my car:

I’m sorry you don’t know that ”.5 caf” means that you should put in half the regular amount of espresso into the little paper cup, but please don’t take that out on me by speaking in code to your fellow coffee makers. I cracked your code and responded in kind, but alas, you are a complete idiot.
I thought you should know that you succeeded in getting my pulse rate to 84; congratulations. While I work on not causing anything physical harm because of my extreme agitation, please also take this time to review your arithmetic (That’s math, sweetie) book from the 2nd grade, so that you’re prepared next time someone throws a “calculus problem” at you.

Sincerely,
Liz

^^I’m scared of you. ;)

I’m wondering why people put long, detailed questions (with missing, but essential details) on Fluther, only to tell you later, after a bunch of people have responded with heartfelt and useful answers that the question was only hypothetical?

Also, thinking about lunch! Shall I make home made chili or spaghetti?

@Jude Words cannot express how fucking furious she made me. I left the house because I was pissed. She was just piling it on. I feel like going back there…

@Facade,
Haha. You’re awesome. xD

@Faidle I like to think so =)

Does you chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight?

Why am I not working on the garage…

not what half caf means…

how much I would really like to meet someone real

@Facade Give me her name. I’ll beat her up. ;)

Thinking? Go Canucks! (also, is he really gay? —a guy that I went to school with whom I just found on Facebook).

@Jude Her name is probably Becky. Try it and see =)

Go Canucks!

That my favorite menswear store’s website purposefully expired their fantastic sale on a common payday (today). I went to order a suit and voila!, the price had mysteriously returned to 4 times the sale price. GARRRRGH! I’m wondering if I should gamble that sale to come around in the next 3 months.

Roses :)

I’m thinking about Gauls duking it out with Caesar’s army for some reason.

I’m thinking about how good True Blood is going to be this season. Can’t wait.

I’m thinking, what am I thinking? What am I thinking? What am I thinking? No. Don’t you dare think that. Stop it. You can shove that thought away. Just concentrate on fluther. fluther is the real world, not the real world. Parse that suckers!

Bubbles??? or no bubbles….hmmmm…..

Thinking about my long, long, long “to do list” and how much I wish it was my “done” list…

I’m thinking about that picture that I just sent via text to my partner and that it is a nice before bed pic….

I should be @ bowls not here

oreo cookies!

If I quit scratching this tick bite will it it finally go away.Then why do I have tick bites and none on my dog.

I have to remember to call and make that @%&#$! appointment tomorrow.

@Jeruba Thank you for reminding me! I have to make a mammogram appointment tomorrow.

That’s the one. Gahhh.

Why did I click on the link of Willow Smith singing “Whip My Hair ?” Now it seems lodged into my ear forever. I think in Hell, this song will play 24/7.

1999 lurve! Gonna party like it’s 1999!

@blueiiznh made me want Oreo Cookies… O_O

Should I sneak home for a Nooner?

My spoon is too big.

There is no spoon.

Tuesday’s coming, did you bring your coat?

No creamer left, so, I must have Baileys.

I’m a banana!

@Cruiser I could go for a nooner but it isn’t a nap

@creative1 Exactly!! be back in a bit! ;)

I worked with a guy named Bobby Nooner. True story.

I know Jack Schitt

WTF??

I thought I smelled something!

You smelt yourself, remember?

I’m really sleepy. My “nooner” would actually be a nap. Except if, lightning struck, and my wife had other ideas.

That I should get off Fluther and attend a graduation party that I have to go to out of courtesy to the family.

That it smells in here.

That I wanna kick a smelly person up the arse
That I wanna give @erichw1504 a hug.

That I don’t feel like hugging smelly people.

@erichw1504 if it smells so bad there, just hop in the shower and clean up with some good old fashion soap and water

Thinking: @erichw1504 must not venture far from his computer…

That @Afos22 doesn’t work in the IT field.

I’m in the “present” currently, so no thoughts to speak of. I am listening to Abba on my headphones, so am enjoying the present.

I can’t believe I left the house in these shorts…

Did you do it, @Kardamom? I did. You made me.

@Jeruba I forgot I had a breakfast date with an old friend this morning, a gal who I really needed/wanted to see. We went walking around the lake and then went out for Mexican food, but I put a big fat note in red lettering on my bathroom counter, so I’ll call to make my appt. tomorrow. I told her that I needed to make my appt. then she remembered that she also needed to make her annual physical appt. So thanks to you, both of us remembered appt. we needed to make. : )

gotta cut the grass

Chocolate Cheerios are actually really tasty.

Imma bout to hurl. Two bagels for breakfast. GAArrgoboo.

rain, rain, go away, come back another day

How does tomorrow sound?

It’s a date ;)

And don’t be late!

Won’t be, unless it’s fate.

been so long since I held you tight

Maybe, just maybe tonight.

Be careful @erichw1504… you might give him a fright.

No, @blueiiznh and I are alright.

And with the three of us, it will be outta sight

I hope there’s some of those deviled eggs left, that I made yesterday. Yum!

Are we meeting tonight?

yes, under the pale moonlight

There will be some wine, right?

I’ll bring twelve bottles with all my might.

We will share curiosity, wonder, and spontaneous delight

Until the morning when the sun shines bright.

And all of our faces are looking white.

Drunk, but we don’t end up in a fight.

Instead we fly a kite.

and fly it on the grave of Benjamin Franklin: sheerly out of spite.

That’s not Benjamin’s, we’re at the wrong site!

Oh my god run, we are about to spontaneously ignite!

Do you bite?

No, it must have been the height.

Looking at turkeys that are not white.

Let’s all go to the campsite.

YAY!

All this rhyming isn’t right… :P

@AshLeigh, don’t be impolite.

I just saw a dust mite

When you saw it did you feel flee or flight?

Ukuleles are neat instruments.

Wondering why I feel so blehhhh.

Why do I so love to feel bad about myself?

Why is Hef getting married?

@woodcutter,
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!?!?!?! D:

He’s not anymore, she called off the wedding. But not before they printed Playboy’s with her on the cover calling her Mrs Hefner. Too bad. :P

I just heard it on CNN just 10 minutes ago its still on now.

She better be smart and get it while the getting is good.

ya, the clock is ticking

This was more fun when everyone was rhyming.(:

But it all requires too much timing

The werewolves outside are whining

I found a good tree for climbing. :)

I got to the top of that tree first by flying :D

The flowers outside are dying :(

Sci-Fi is sometimes logic deifying.

And @Tropical_Willie spells it “deifying” instead of defying…

Over spilt milk, there is no use of crying..

Your into spying! :o

Spying!? If i say no and if i am a liar, would i be lying?

This is indemnifying. ;)

Who am I going to hire come Tuesday??

Lie Lying , Die Dying — Fly Flying , Cry Crying

What are we identifying…? O.o

@AshLeigh we are identifying why applying drying to an underlying egg frying is really denying all trying while spying the event of misapplying heat while sighing.

I’ll just pretend to comply. :)

Even though I don’t know why.

When you fluther, time just seems to fly

Especially at work, wearing a tie.

My throat feels quite dry

Why do I keep falling asleep?

the “Wow! signal” was only a beep.

The water is way too deep.

removed by myself as I hit answer a fraction of a second too late.

I went into the jungle in a pair of trousers and a jeep.

I just ate a date.

Little Bo Peep lost her sheep..
everyone has to meet one’s fate…

@krrazypassions Would you stop two-timing mate?

No double-timing- ABAB was the scheme of the rhyming

Stop it with all that nickle and diming.

I woke up at 3:30 PM today… Terrible timing.

Look at that guy, he’s miming.

Seven more days.

Until?

Until the eighth day

Of?

never

Who?

magoo

At?

The dental implant I need.

Yes!

No¿

I don’t know!

Wha..?

Confusion…?

Intestinal gas . . .

Three days… And… I can’t find my duffle bag. D:

Have you looked under the bed?

Under my bed is empty. :(
I bet Justin took it. That little butthead.

If I fall off that ladder tomorrow my wife will probably divorce me.

@AshLeigh Have you looked under the swimming pool?

Lets open the frizzer door ! !

mmmmmmm cake!

Is this the beginning of a nekked pancake party?

PAAAR TAY

I’m gonna wear my pink panties. Is that allowed in a nekked pancake party?

“Clothing optional”

@erichw1504,
I might have tried looking under the swimming pool, if I had one. :P
On that note….
I’M DONE PACKING!!! :D:D:D
(I found my duffel)

pack lightly for nekked pancake parties

@queenie No, but I’ll let it slide just this once. Nekked = Full birthday suit.

@blueiiznh,
If I was loud to go nekked packing WOULD be light…

done packing

Where is the party? No one told me where it is! I know you’re trying to keep me out! I know it!

@wundayatta you know where it is. Think about it.

Oh! Of course! In the ocean. Where else do jellies congregate. But hmmm. Which part of the ocean? The San Fransisco bay?

The dungeon :P

The soil PH of my garden…hmmm

Bungee Jumping

coffee

I’m hungry.

What does jailbait eat, anyway?

Vanilla ice cream :D
I’m in school and bored.

fruit loops

Why is the sky blue and not orange?

Why is grass green and not red?

Why is erichw 1504 and not 1492?

Because he lies about his age. He was born in 1492 really, but he doesn’t want us to know that.

I am not 519! I am really only 507, I swear.

@erichw1504 Sure, we believe you. ~

Fiiiine, I’m actually 519 years old…

So next year you will be ================================== an old Fat Ass.

Exactly. I’m going over the hill.

Can’t wait to get to be THAT old then is can be ====================== an old Fart.

I now have my own Mexican kid…... O.o

^^^ ?????????
i didnt know you were preggers

I wasn’t.
I saw a Mexican, and I said “Dibs!”
He is now mine, and his name is Gage. (Cool name)
Dibs are legally binding.

Well, in that case I call dibs on Zooey Deschanel.

@erichw1504 nice job! Zooey just got up an oddly said she needed to go see someone. I guess your dibs worked.

waffles!

@blueiiznh Excellent, I’ll be waiting for her. Wait… what was she doing at your place?!

I should learn to break dance…

@AshLeigh Come on over, I’ll teach you ;)

@jailbait that would be absolutely wonderful. Haha.

This question was so much fun while it lasted…
Resurrection, anyone?

No matter if it’s old or I’m old, this game of Fable is really fun.

Pizza.

ice cream

Christmas music.

^ That is so not random XD
Roosevelt.

turtles

I like turtles. :)

I’m myrtle the turtle affectionately known as murt.
I know you ^^ can’t stop thinking of me..and I know you ^^like me

Mint.

Skipping school tomorrow? I think so. ;D

Am I good enuff.

Yes. Yes you are.

Shayne: Will you be mine?
Me: You bet, champ!

Tissue.

Eddie Murphy.

A zit!

Wanted.

i want(ed) my butter to melt faster.

turtle eggs

Santa Claus is comin to town…

What color is fog?

Like a bluish-grey.

salami

A Christmas commercial that I haven’t seen at all today. The song got stuck in my head.

Disturbia

Long Legs

Wolves

A new band I might be in.

levi’s

frosting

drizzled icing

dollops

Santa

Home.

cinnamon rolls

icing

All over you ;)

Oh my… Shit just got complicated!

where is my pillow

Oh my indeed…. <covers eyes>

@AshLeigh!!!!!!!

where is suzy chapstick when you need her

I’m falling fast :/

I’m falling faster :(

I’m falling fastest :((

@blueberry_kid I gotcha :)

I’m not sure where to fall…

Um, the bed?

That’s not one of my options. Haha.

chocolate

What an awkward little boy…

aliens

Gardes

where is my crown

Pride and Prejudice

Is that you Darcy?

Grrr. People I know invading Fluther. And not the good ones. D:

out with the bad

in with the new!
oh and and sex…. but that’s not so random since it’s on my mind a lot : (

Oh snap. @EnchantingEla is a horndog! O.o

Oh snap!! lol maybe i should retract that random thought…..

<—Wants to know the random thought. XD

I have an idea…..
Lets walk up to strangers, say “They told me I’d find you here. It’s going to happen in…” Looks at watch “Three minutes. You can do this.” then hand them a chicken and run away. :D

I am SO gonna do that :D

cookies

I need to find a chicken, so I can do that. :D

I have flying monkeys and I am not afraid to use them!

I’m using my rubber chicken ;)

chicken rubbers are fowl!

So are ricken chubbers!

I am not good enough

Good enough for me. :)

all is good

Let’s do it on the same day :D

… What? XD

same hour

Then we can tell each other what happened XD

skating

Get home an hour later. Half a credit for watching movies… Worth it. :)

where is the snow?

We have enough of it in Alaska. Want some? I’m done with it. :)

Yes please.

We just got like 6 inches, last night. And it’s still snowing. :(

I want some bloody snow!!

Baggage claim 3

life

Fractal reproduction > ? ? ?

Under no circumstances should fractions reproduce!

Hehe. I skipped school today. :D

fractal REPRODUCTION

kinda mc esherish ⤴ imo ; )

@AshLeigh Tut tut xD

@MilkyWay @MilkyWay @MilkyWay @MilkyWay!!! I don’t know what “tut tut” means. :)

I wish I was a wolverine.

pickles

Pickles is the name of my panda. :D

jelly beans

Sandwiches

finches

Bird footprints in the snow that I can see on top of my rooftop through my bedroom window.

lime jello with pineapple

GO ABERDEEN! (Why am I just now finding this question??!!)

<pings grapes off @Dutchess_III‘s head…> it’s fun!

It is! And I can’t believe that I didn’t know about it till now!
Where’s my beer?

I drank it by accident

Give it back! O. Wait….nevermind. I’ll just get another. : )

lol!

O.O I went ice skating, and didn’t even fall down!

Was ET a real person?

where is my down comforter

Down the rabbit hole of course.

skittles

Funny I just took a down comforter to the 2nd hand store, I didn’t think you wanted it.

<wonders how ya’ll keep warm! gonna be a nipper tonight>

<———Really wants skittles.

<—————Wants Skittles even more then @AshLeigh

<—- Doubts that’s even possible!

<———-bought a hundred pound bag of skittles today

<—- Seriously doubts that!

true…i wonder if there is an expiration on them

Taste my rainbow, there is no expiration date on that :)

My cat keeps jumping in the dryer when I’m putting clothes in or taking them out. Should I leave him in there and turn it on for a second for a controlled kind of hint that he don’t want to do that???

Cake.

Frizzer.

Swimming pool . . .

What the heck do you get a boy for Valentines day…
I’m getting him Oreo’s… He loves Oreo’s…

umm… i forgotted…

And I got my heart broked again. It hurted for a while and it didn’t felt very nice but now it’s okay.

My nostrils hurt. O.o

What is all that unidentifiable crap in my frizzer??

What is a frizzer?

A Fluther thing.

@AshLeigh Get him a half eaten bag of Oreos with a heart shaped note that says “My kisses taste like Oreos.”
This is something I would do on no particular day and for no particular reason, so it may not be valentinzie enough. I would also mist the note paper lightly with my perfume. ; )

@EnchantingEla Haha. I bought him a big box of Oreo’s, and I think I’m gonna put them in a star wars tin can. He loves both of those things. :D

Monster Munch

its now oreo’s

Aaaargh!

red twizzlers

I named my moose Wundayatta. :D

Crunch n Munch for Wudayatta.

spaghetti

and garlic bread

* Growling stomach *

* Singing *
Alcoholic kind of mood.
Lose my clothes, lose my lube!
Cruising for a piece of fun,
looking out for number one.
Different partner every night.
So narcotic, out of sight.
What a gas. What a beautiful a$$.
Comes across all shy and coy. Just another Nancy boy
Woman, man or modern monkey, just another happy junkie!

He’s the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable
Stretchable Foldable Man.
He can crawl in your pocket or fit your locket
Or screw himself into a twenty-volt socket,
Or stretch himself up to the steeple or taller,
Or squeeze himself into a thimble or smaller,
Yes he can, course he can,
He’s the Twistable Turnable Squeezable Pullable
Stretchable Shrinkable Man.

a nap would be nice…

and a hug…

come to think of it… a cuddle-nap would be bestest

i feel sleepy

Whu

sex

yes

^Was that a sexual reference?

@EnchantingEla, I’ll get you a big teddy bear, and you can take a cuddle nap with it. :D I’d hug you myself, but I don’t want to get you sick… D:

@AshLeigh you’re such a sweetums! : ) I’d love a big teddy bear to cuddle-nap with.

That was NOT a good dream.

who is bringing the pizza?