Fill in the blank. [Someone else]: "I'm going to ______." [You]: "I wouldn't do that if I were you."?

try meth for the first time.

Drop out of high school.

Quit my job.

eat a couple boxes of Hot Pockets.

Jesus, @ucme . Jesus Christ. That’s tough to beat.

star in Two Girls One Cup: The Musical

Oh I wouldn’t advise beating on a beaver, cruelty to animals & all that.

….Montana soon…

@ucme Your humours are clearly in FINE balance, sir!

Punch an elephant in the nut.

Stuff this bar of soap right up that 7 foot tall convict’s arse. Yes, the one who’s built like a brick shithouse.

See if this taser still has any juice left in it….

Challenge Arnold Scwarzenegger to arm wrestle my maid.

Put on scuba diving suit and tie myself to a NASA rocket about to take off.

Rob a liquor store with a fake gun….twice (I’m related to that guy!).

I’d comment that @ucme says the-most-bizarre shit, but I’ve said it so many times already I’m starting to sound like a broken record.

@FutureMemory I think this time it goes without saying.

I think he’s the funniest guy on this site.

If grand-oedipal humor is your thing.

nonsense

Bathe the cat. WITHOUT gloves.
@lucillelucillelucille Well then I’m going to be a dental floss tychoon.

New Jersey.

pee in the pool.

drunk dial a couple of my ex’s

Pick up the baby bear.

@Nullo)-:

…“answer that”.

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies I see what you did there.

Drink and drive
Listen to Friday
Prank call the police

Wake you up.
Pick up your cat.
Sleep with your boyfriend.

Borrow $5 from @Coloma and not pay her til whenever.

…grab a sword, walk into a lake during a storm and raise the sword sky high and look all badass.

… stop believin’.

…not hold on that feelin’.

…shove a light bulb up my ass.

@Symbeline Talking from experience? :P

No, but I heard a story bout that once. Some dude shoved a bulb in his ass because he wanted to get off. Naturally it broke. He went to the clinic, and when asked how this happened, he said he just happened to sit on it.

The doctor was all like, yeah, right. Apparently a true story though lol. I bet doctors have a lot of funny stories…

marry my soul-mate! We’ve been going out for a month now!

Yall jess leave me be then.

I’m going to treat you to a nice dinner at Applebees.