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What can I do to make this edible?

Asked by lucillelucillelucille (34305points) July 6th, 2011

Yesterday,I bought a large tub of Greek yogurt and I don’t like it.
It is too rich and tastes alot like vanilla flavored sour cream.It even ruined the taste of a strawberry I dipped in it. What can I do to it to make it taste better?

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Cruiser's avatar

Next time get the plain and mix in your favorite fruits and a good granola. I have fresh blueberries, strawberries and ½ a banana with yummy granola sitting on my desk right now. And when I get really really hungry…about 3 hours from now I might actually eat it!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@CruiserYou won’t eat it because it tastes like over-hyped crap.
Why you would ruin some perfectly good fruit that way is beyond me.
Thanks for your answer,Sugar! XD

Jude's avatar

Add honey and granola. =)

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Jude-How many gallons per cup? ;)
I am thinking of spackling my walls with this “stuff”. I also plan on spending my morning being mad at yogurt. XD

Jude's avatar

5 cups of honey per 2 tablespoons of yogurt. ;)

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Jude -LOL! Washed down with 2 bathtubs full of gin?

Jude's avatar

Now, you’re talking, woman! XD

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Jude—Maybe after I finish the gin,I won’t be so mad at the yogurt? I got sucked in by it’s clear,peek-a-boo lid.Just goes to show you sex sells.
Now I am mad at the sexy yogurt container too. :(

Jude's avatar

Hahaha!!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Jude That’s what @Cruiser fell for XD

Cruiser's avatar

For somebody who can get all excited about eating oatmeal every day for breakfast lunch and dinner, I find your yogurt rant quite amusing! Yes!! AMUSING! Ha Ha Ha Har! Buck it up @lucillelucillelucille and eat all your yogurt like a good girl!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Cruiser -Make me! That stuff is bad. Will it keep until @ Vunessuh comes to visit? XD
I am so close to launching it out the window of a speeding train.
If I could only find a train

WasCy's avatar

Turn it into tzatziki and use it with gyros. Opa!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@WasCy -Will the vanilla flavor confuse the meat? XD
Slowly heads for the train station.The “speeding train” station…

WasCy's avatar

I don’t know about vanilla flavor. And as hard as it is to avoid jokes about ‘confused meat’ ... I am managing to do that, barely, for now.

You’ve got a whole section of Detroit called Greektown; I’ll bet someone there can help you. Just don’t take the train. There may be TSA / Homeland Security issues with the forcible ejection of vanilla-flavored yoghurt from a speeding train. If you can even smuggle the stuff onboard.

Why not just go to an airport and have the stuff confiscated at Security, and let it be their problem?

Jude's avatar

Toss ‘er in the river!

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@WasCy -I am familiar with Greektown….haven’t been there in awhile though…Passing the “bluck” like that would take away the Joy of not Cooking for me.I bought that yogurt,now I must take responsibility for it’s disposal.
I have decided to float it over the border to @Jude ‘s house.:)

Jude's avatar

I don’t wannit!!!!

I’m catapulting that shit back!!! XD

rebbel's avatar

Add cucumber and garlic to it.
Fry a pig, cut it and dip in your yoghurt.

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Jude -Oh c’mon! It comes with a free fried pig!
Free fried pig! Say that 5 times fast (with a bite of that yogurt in your mouth Fe fi fig!
@rebbel -Thank you for the suggestion…it is on it’s way to @jude ‘s.

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