Lets have a brief Twitter moment, shall we?

There’ll be a lot answering Fluthering i suppose.
I, on the other hand, am not.
I’m sleeping.

Baitin’

Checking Q&A in Flutherland instead of getting some work done…argghhh!

Fluther is frikkin #Awesome!

Washing windows.

@daughter’sfriends – come home soon!!!

Just came in from putting Pruning Seal on the trees that suffered from stray shotgun pellets from the July 4th party.

Sunday is my Anniversary

This is dumb!

Hemming a dress.

I dislike Twitter, and that’s why I’m not on it. #Fluther

I like the twitter birdie ^^

Was that more than 160 characters @Blackberry? If so, we have to take you to jail.

Twitter twat tit twit. Wot a pile of shit it! ;¬}

Going to jail for over tweeting? #smdh
Lol.

@blueberry_kid one word?

Totally #slackin it at work right now with @MorganFreeman, drinkin some #MtnDew.

W#ts with the #thinger guys?

@Dutchess_III On Twitter, when you hashtag (#) a word, it puts that post in a database with the same word for searching purposes. For example, if you searched for the word #Lady Gaga, you will see posts that have #Lady Gaga in them.

Pissed of with iPhone.

Eatin’ some Jack in the Box tacos.

Fixin’ lunch: fake chicken nuggets, baked beans, potato salad, fruit. Yum!

@Kardamom How fake are they? Are they fish fingers disguised as chicken nuggets? :)

@Kardamom Ewwww. #Baked chicken breast.

Tuna fish on #a bagel.

@Blackberry That wouldn’t work for me. I’m a vegetarian.

@Porifera I’m still hoping that someone will invent a life-sized Tofu Man. When your SO is away on a business trip, you can just pop Tofu Man into the microwave for a minute and then well…

Plus I’m sure he’d taste good dipped in mayonaise and barbecue sauce! ; – P

Have you ever send a shredded tweet?

It is a shame Rupert Murdoch is watching the possible collapse of his empire at an age when he should be quietly enjoying his mummification. (Full disclosure: Copied that from @TheTweetOfGod)

You might be surprised at both how long 160 characters is & the general lack of tweets re: mundane shit #InaccurateTwitterStereotypes

@Blondesjon I love Idiocracy!

typing

Downloading books.

Drinking tea.

Eating ice cream.

Going to play softball soon. Never played. This is gonna suck.

Thinking about #bailing on my friend’s #party cause i am no #partyanimal