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Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me______ Part 21!

Asked by AmWiser (14932points) July 11th, 2011

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily

The response might be:
False! I hate coffee or,
True!

Then they might state:
The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Hopefully most all Jellies will join in.

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1156 Answers

AmWiser's avatar

TJBM thinks @Paul will be delighted to see Part 21?
And so will most jellies:-)

lucillelucillelucille's avatar

@Paul? Do you mean the cute Beatle? No,I think he is busy.;)
TJBM loves yardwork.

bobbinhood's avatar

True…as long as it doesn’t include working in flower beds.
TJBM has split wood.

jellyfish3232's avatar

True, and he doesn’t like all of the creatures that lurk in the woodpile.
TJBM couldn’t live without their smartphone.

OpryLeigh's avatar

I could live without a smart phone but I enjoy having one.

TJBM has a holiday abroad planned this year.

Paul's avatar

False, to Ireland, but not abroad.
So true @AmWiser, so true
TJBM will be MilkyWay.

picante's avatar

Noooo. But I love looking at the Milky Way
TJBM saw a great movie over the weekend.

Paul's avatar

True, Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Part I, if you’re interested.
TJBM will be MilkWay :P

Coloma's avatar

False. But I like the candy bar.
TJBM thanks @AmWiser for updating this question Thanks :-)

stardust's avatar

True, Thanks @AmWiser :)
TJBM is a Bob Dylan fan.

picante's avatar

I like his music, but I’d prefer someone else sing it ;-)
TJBM has just discoverd a new recording artist that he/she likes.

Paul's avatar

True, thanks to my question.
TJBM is MilkyWay (I’m very persistant).

roundsquare's avatar

False, but I live in the milky way.
TJBM will not ask the question “TJBM is MilkyWay”

blueiiznh's avatar

true

TJBM loves snickers candy bars

Paul's avatar

False, you must be nutty :L
God that was terrible!
TJBM is MilkyWay (come on)

blueiiznh's avatar

nope.

tjbm has slept in a chair recently

roundsquare's avatar

False.
TJBM likes beer.

blueiiznh's avatar

love it

tjbm likes vodka

erichw1504's avatar

False, but I do like it.

TJBM likes martinis.

Paul's avatar

False, I don’t drink.
TJBM is MilkyWay!

OpryLeigh's avatar

Dude. Shut up already.

TJBM has a busy week ahead.

roundsquare's avatar

True, but no more than usual.
TJBM sleeps 8 or more hours each night.

Tuesdays_Child's avatar

True!
TJBM plans on a nap later today…(oh wait, that’s me)

Paul's avatar

False, enjoy your nap though.
TJBM is tired.
Happy @Leanne1986?

MilkyWay's avatar

False
@Paul I’m touched by your remembrance :P
TJBM has a lot of work to do.

roundsquare's avatar

True.
TJBM wishes he/she were a little more persistent with his/her favorite question.

Paul's avatar

True, just once more, damn it.
TJBM is @MilkyWay?

MilkyWay's avatar

True :P
TJBM just got back from school

roundsquare's avatar

False. During the summer I’m at an internship.
TJBM lives alone.

ucme's avatar

False, it’s like the bloody Waltons at my gaffe.
TJBM has gone swimming in the past week.

Paul's avatar

False.
TJBM has learnt something new in the past week.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is researching Gregor Mendel

Paul's avatar

False.
TJBM is “chilling out”.

ucme's avatar

False i’m quite warm actually.
TJBM owns a bicycle

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM supports a football team.

Paul's avatar

True, Manchester City, in fact I just bought my first ever season ticket.
TJBM is going to tell me who they support, if anyone.

roundsquare's avatar

True. Don’t support anyone and I thought it meant American Football.
TJBM has punched someone in the face with the intent of hurting them.

ucme's avatar

True twas a long time ago & they deserved it.
TJBM has not been abroad in the last year.

Coloma's avatar

True. It’s been 16 months since I traveled in Asia.

TJBM is in-joying a spectacular morning! Awesome over here

MilkyWay's avatar

False, evening here. Though it is quite pleasant.
TJBM is feeling hungry.

shego's avatar

True, but I already had breakfast.

TJBM likes ducks.

bob_'s avatar

True. Especially in sweet-sour sauce.

TJBM hates Mondays.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is taking too long

Coloma's avatar

Bob! You be bad, you know I’m a goose lover! sticking tongue out at you!

False. My work schedule is flexible and my store is closed Mondays, so, Monday is part of the weekend for me still.

TJBM has deer in their yard

MilkyWay's avatar

False :P
TJBM lost

blueiiznh's avatar

nope WINNING

tjbm shoots deer in their backyard

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I don’t have any.
TJBM wants to pet @Coloma ‘s goose and thinks it’s very cute

roundsquare's avatar

False. Too hungry to think of a goose as anything but food.
TJBM can do a back flip.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM knows someone who can do backflips

ucme's avatar

True my dawg can, purely by chance when she mistimes a jump for her ball.
TJBM still has their birthday to come this year.

blueiiznh's avatar

true

tjbm can put their foot behind their ear

ucme's avatar

True…ish although i’m almost certainly going to fart in the process.
TJBM likes bacon

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Pork products are good.

TJBM is waiting for the post to deliver something.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM wants some tea

ucme's avatar

False gimme the coffee!
TJBM considers themselves a good listener

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is a good talker

ucme's avatar

True I mean, sometimes you just can’t shut me up. Although there are times when…..;¬}
TJBM does not like to cook

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I love cooking, when I get the time.
TJBM is going to get something to eat

ucme's avatar

False i’ve just eaten.
TJBM lives on the coast.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has moved recently

Paul's avatar

False, but I hope to soon. (Didn’t this question come up in 20?)
TJBM thinks it came up in 20.

MilkyWay's avatar

I don’t know.
TJBM used to watch smurfs when they were little and got scared by the witch.

Paul's avatar

True, scary bitch. (Not you @MilkyWay :P)
TJBM is Jailbait (or was).

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is a teenager

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM is going to Pakistan.

Coloma's avatar

False.
Not in this lifetime.

TJBM likes my morning glories in my avatar.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM hates me

Paul's avatar

True, nope false xD
TJBM hates @MilkyWay.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False
TJBM likes playing Ms. Pacman

jellyfish3232's avatar

True, although he prefers the original. Pac-Man doesn’t have that distracting mole.
TJBM smells like butter.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM smells like prawns

jellyfish3232's avatar

Nope, I smell like butter.
TJBM overuses text styles.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is a girl

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

True
TJBM has blue eyes

geeky_mama's avatar

False. Hazel.

TJBM is a fantastic cook and would love to tell us about their signature dish(es).

erichw1504's avatar

Haha, false. I burn water.

TJBM is @Paul?! (please?!) COME ON!!!!

MilkyWay's avatar

False :P
TJBM is dissapointed

erichw1504's avatar

True!! ugh

TJBM is now @Paul !!!!!

Coloma's avatar

False! It’s Coloma!

TJBM needs to go grocery shopping

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has a sore throat.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM thinks @erichw1504 is in love with @Paul

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

I don’t know but….maybe..?
TJBM is hungry

MilkyWay's avatar

False, just had dinner.
TJBM likes seafood

FutureMemory's avatar

False.
TJBM isn’t wearing any underwear.

picante's avatar

False. I’m wearing too much underwear.
TJBM was recently bitten by a dog.

Coloma's avatar

False, but my cat bit me, playfully but, she is a mouthy little thing. I call her Madam Fang. lol

TJBM is going out now toodles

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM recently cut some cheese.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False.
TJBM used to smoke

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM used to smoke weed

jellyfish3232's avatar

The only thing I’ve ever smoked was a vegetable stick, man. And it burned my throat.
TJBM is making sure to brush their teeth every day.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

True (who doesn’t?)
TJBM is watching a movie right now

MilkyWay's avatar

Kinda true
TJBM thinks that guy is really funny

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

True, he’s funny.
TJBM needs some ice cream

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is wondering where to get some from

Paul's avatar

False, I’m not hungry.
TJBM is a lactose intolerant.

MilkyWay's avatar

False :O
TJBM knows how much I love milk

Paul's avatar

I do know now.
TJBM loves cockies.
Edit: That should read cookies*, but it’s a numerous typo so I’ll leave it.

MilkyWay's avatar

I love cookies. Especially Millie’s Cookies :D
TJBM has tried Millie’s Cookies.

rebbel's avatar

False. Never even heard of them.
TJBM is a bit late to the party.

MilkyWay's avatar

What party? :P
TJBM will throw a party

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

No, I hate parties.
TJBM went to a party last week

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM dislikes wearing make up

efritz's avatar

True, but does anyway.
TJBM likes the smell of gasoline

MilkyWay's avatar

If by gasoline you mean petrol, then yes. I do.
TJBM is a fast typer

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

True, sometimes
TJBM is really tired

bob_'s avatar

False. I am sleepy, though. I hate Mondays.

TJBM likes Nutella.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, love it.
TJBM likes Nutella and peanut butter sandwiches.

efritz's avatar

False, prefers Nutella and jelly sandwiches.
TJBM hates country music

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM likes peanut butter

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM is high.

bobbinhood's avatar

False.
TJBM is doing something exciting tonight.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM likes red wine

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

True but I don’t drink anymore.
TJBM likes beer

MilkyWay's avatar

True, Guinness :D
TJBM is TJBM

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

No, but you think I am the jelly below you.
TJBM is an alien

MilkyWay's avatar

True False
TJBM smells nice

Blueroses's avatar

Yep. Tommy Girl perfume :)

TJBM is in love with the taste of very cold watermelon.

MilkyWay's avatar

Ooooh, gimme some!
TJBM likes losing :P

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False
TJBM is addicted to ice cream

MilkyWay's avatar

True, though I’m trying to quit…
TJBM is a determined person

bob_'s avatar

True.

TJBM likes Edgar Allan Poe.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

True
TJBM likes poetry

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM cheated

Paul's avatar

I will, just give me oneee second.
TJBM is doing something.

Paul's avatar

Yes, cheating :P
TJBM wants me to stop playing for my most hanus cheating.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, you’re funny
TJBM lost

Paul's avatar

@rebbel just did
TJBM is mad.

rebbel's avatar

False. Won. True.
TJAM is faster than me.

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM is slower than me.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM likes car racing

Paul's avatar

True, the go kart variety while I’m under age. (Not that I intend to drag race)
TJBM will start a message conversation with me.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False.

TJBM has caught a cold this summer. I have, and it sucks.

bobbinhood's avatar

False. I thought I did, but I’m beginning to think that I’ve actually developed allergies. I would have preferred the cold.

TJBM likes to wear hats.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. I have a huge collection of them.

TJBM likes Nutella.

Only138's avatar

False. That stuff looks like shit on bread.
TJBM likes fellatio.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I don’t have a penis, therefore it’s not as enjoyable on my end.

TJBM is working on less than 3 hours of sleep.

bobbinhood's avatar

True. I’ve been entirely incapable of sleeping lately.

TJBM has a unique hobby and will tell us what it is.

DrBill's avatar

True, I collect pennies

TJBM has broken a bone

Coloma's avatar

False, never

TJBM loves spaghetti

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I hate it.

TJBM just took a nap. I did!

DrBill's avatar

no I did not
read your pm

TJBM has sholder lengh hair

KateTheGreat's avatar

True…ish. It’s getting there.

TJBM enjoys ice cream a lot.

DrBill's avatar

My favorite desert

TJBM has at least 4 piercings

bobbinhood's avatar

False. I don’t have any piercings.

TJBM designed a tattoo.

choreplay's avatar

Neither designed or has one.

TJBM is related to another jellie involved in fluther.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I used to be, but I forced her to leave.

TJBM is going to have an exciting night.

blueiiznh's avatar

already had an exciting day that is flowing over to the night

tjbm lost power today

KateTheGreat's avatar

False.

TJBM is waiting for something or someone.

bobbinhood's avatar

True. I’m waiting for my husband to get off work so we can go hang out with friends.

TJBM will say why she forced a relation to leave Fluther.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. It’s a personal matter.

TJBM watches a certain TV show regularly.

DrBill's avatar

true, Big Bang Theory

TJBM has a tattoo

TheIntern55's avatar

Nope, too young. And too sweet.
@Jellyfish3232 Vegtable sticks? I love ya nerd.
TJBM thinks nerds should rule the world.

Coloma's avatar

If they are also esoteric hippie nerds :-D

TJBM likes to go hiking

Blueroses's avatar

True, if there’s a destination. Not just wandering of willy-nilly into the woods.

TJBM likes cottage cheese.

choreplay's avatar

with peaches.

TJBM has too many secrets and has lost track of all of them

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM is flexible.

choreplay's avatar

you’d say that even if it was true, lol

Not flixible

TJBM is too honest for their own good.

dappled_leaves's avatar

Painfully true.

TJBM has an accent.

Blueroses's avatar

I don’t think I do, but ask @bob_. He says I do.

TJBM needs to be working on something right now.

bob_'s avatar

True.

TJBM likes to bend the rules.

Blueroses's avatar

True. :D

TJBM can justify anything he/she wants to do

bob_'s avatar

True.

TJBM is selfish… in bed.

Coloma's avatar

True. I’m divorced, so the whole bed is MINE! :-D

TJBM is reevaluating their life

lynfromnm's avatar

True – I’m in a constant state of reevaluating!

TJBM is passionate about watercolor painting.

bobbinhood's avatar

False. I would love to learn to get better at it, but it’s been several years since I’ve done any.

TJBM is good at some form of art.

Cruiser's avatar

True…I can play a mean Kazoo and eletric guitar as long as it is turned up to 11!

TJBM owns a black light poster.

Coloma's avatar

False. But..I have a really cool lava lamp in my bathroom that has silvery blue lava. lol

TJBM secretly likes Pop Tarts but won’t admit it

shego's avatar

False, I really don’t like pop tarts.

TJBM has had a nightmare so vivid you woke up screaming.

Coloma's avatar

False. I’m a lucid dreamer, I can tell myself, ” this is just a dream, wake up!”

TJBM is going to bed soon

Bellatrix's avatar

In about three hours I would say.
TJBM loves to snuggle up with a blanket on a cold night.

choreplay's avatar

You forgot to include my love, her too.

TJBM is an extreme morning person

Cruiser's avatar

Hell yes! Morning can’t come soon enough!
JBM owns a David Hasslehoff music CD!

Bellatrix's avatar

Urrm no. The Hoff is not my cup of tea….
TJBM owns a novelty tie.

DrBill's avatar

True over 100

TJBM prefers not to eat breakfast

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

True
TJBM loves dogs

picante's avatar

True
TJBM is loved by a dog.

erichw1504's avatar

True, if you count my wife. False.

TJBM loves cats.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False (I am one, but no I don’t love cats. Kittens, maybe.)
TJBM kicked a pigeon

reijinni's avatar

I wish.
TJBM thinks that the GOP just get out of the way so we can get this country back.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

True but first they will bring the country to its knees and blame the Executive office for not CHANGING the constitution or reversing the rotation of the earth. They are looking to blame the current President for acts that they control.

TJBM like monarchies.

jellyfish3232's avatar

I like Monarch butterflies, but monarchies got old a few hundred years ago.
TJBM needs to get off the computer.

OpryLeigh's avatar

False, not for another half hour at least.

TJBM likes coleslaw.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Let’s just say, I have recipes for 100 different coleslaws.

TJBM is hungry for lunch I am

picante's avatar

True—starving!
TJBM likes to try new restaurants.

Coloma's avatar

True

TJBM is annoyed about something

Paul's avatar

That @KatetheGreat didn’t message me, of course!
TJBM has an interesting personality.

Blueroses's avatar

True. The question is, which one?

TJBM has gone skinny dipping.

shego's avatar

False, I’ve gone chunky dunking!! Lol

TJBM has been on the go since 6 am.

Paul's avatar

7am, very close.
TJBM is a busty bee.
Edit: buzzy*

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes to dunk chunky cookies.

bobbinhood's avatar

False. I prefer my cookies without liquid.

TJBM loves to use a crock pot.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False
TJBM often says: Can’t murder now, eating.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM wants to go South Sudan for vacation.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Nope

TJBM just found a box of decorations from the holidays, three years ago !

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM likes guns

Coloma's avatar

False. Pacifist here, unless I wake up to a psycho standing over my bed. In that case, I could probably kill without any remorse.

TJBM has made their own dog bisquits

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is going to be flying soon

TheIntern55's avatar

Not intentionally.
TJBM’s thermonentor reads 93. mine does

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is feeling anxious

bobbinhood's avatar

True.

TJBM is into photography.

shego's avatar

True

TJBM is listening to another thunderstorm stupid monsoon flow

bobbinhood's avatar

False. But we had a glorious thunderstorm yesterday.

TJBM loves thunderstorms.

shego's avatar

True, I do, just not day after day after day, like its been for a week and a half

TJBM loves fruit punch

Coloma's avatar

False. I like lemonade

TJBM is stressed out

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM feels sad

shego's avatar

False

TJBM is having enchiladas for dinner

Coloma's avatar

False I am having fish and salad

TJBM is having a cocktail I am not, but I might pretty soon

shego's avatar

False, not tonight

TJBM likes clam chowder

Coloma's avatar

Not much. It always has hidden sand in it. Bleh!

TJBM is going out for awhile

TheIntern55's avatar

True, 3 days camping in the woods!
TJBM is watching The Office.

Bellatrix's avatar

No, the jelly is snowed under at work and taking a short break to clear mind!
TJBM loves toast (and could send some my way).

shego's avatar

Sorry, I don’t like toast, but I will kindly make some toast for you since I am in the kitchen.
It’s ready, I need you stick you head out the window so you can get it. oh my, I hope the toast doesn’t get soggy because of the rain

TJBM will let me know when @Bellatrix gets her toast

reijinni's avatar

sorry.
TJBM pours chocolate milk onto their cereal.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I don’t even eat cereal.

TJBM is drunk.

bobbinhood's avatar

Nope. I’ve never been drunk. I value being in control of myself.

TJBM likes being drunk and doesn’t mind the hangover that follows.

choreplay's avatar

No no no, a little buzzed without the hangover is just fine with me.

TJBM has a secret that is eating at them and it could bust out at any moment.

Coloma's avatar

False. No secrets here my conscience is light

TJBM has ridden an Elephant

shego's avatar

False, but I was compared to one once.
I really want to ride one, one day

TJBM is using the Internet on their phone because the power went out due to another powerful thunderstorm

Coloma's avatar

False. Shhhhh, I so wish we would have a T-storm, but, it is a lovely 73 degrees tonight.

TJBM has a farm animal as a pet pig, goat, chicken, goose, sheep, horse, donkey, Llama, cow

shego's avatar

@Coloma this storm is amazing. I haven’t seen a storm like this since I was out on Cali. It’s like I’m walking in a static strobe light with an earsplitting beat.

choreplay's avatar

TJAM forgot to tell me about myself, or got struck by lightning. Shego, are you still there, are you ok. ;)

@TJ2AM: False, but if it weren’t for the city rules my wife would love to get a billy goat.

TJBM didn’t get a good nights sleep and is going to be grumpy today.

MilkyWay's avatar

True and probably true.
TJBM feels rejected

Bellatrix's avatar

No. I feel very accepted and happy. (the toast didn’t make it! Ty for trying though @Shego
TJBM likes fishing.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, occasionally.
TJBM loves sleeping

Bellatrix's avatar

I do. I love being in my warm, snuggly bed.
TJBM loves lemon meringue pie.

choreplay's avatar

True, and probably TJAM also

TJBM has a dual personality

Bellatrix's avatar

I do! It is one of my favourite desserts.
Actually, I think I have more than two…. is that a bad thing?

choreplay's avatar

Noooo, just makes you more interesting. said in a cautious, curious how deep the worm hole goes type of way

TJAM forgot to post a TJBM so

TJBM likes whip cream as a topping on various things.

Bellatrix's avatar

Well, now that you mention it… yes I do (no I don’t!) ... with chocolate chips too…. chocolate sauce can be very nice as well. Too much can be sickly though.
TJBM likes to kick their way through Autumn leaves on a cool day.

choreplay's avatar

Oh, love it, Thank you. Just got that image in my head, the smells, the sight, the crisp air, the sound of the leafs, and the feeling of it all. Nice

TJBM should be getting ready to go to work, just like me

Bellatrix's avatar

No. I am home for the evening. I have been to work and now I am ready for bed!
(I love Autumn and walking through beautiful orange, red, brown leaves is one of my favourite things in the world. Where I live, we don’t get fall or Autumn as I would call it really. There are really only two seasons and they aren’t so distinct as in other countries.

TJBM is an early bird.

choreplay's avatar

Oh absolutely, and now I’m determined to get to the gym before work.

TJBM is going to keep @Bellatrix entertained and happy while I’m gone.

reijinni's avatar

Who?
TJBM is too lazy to sleep with somebody.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False.

TJBM is having a bad hair day.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is feeling fat and sassy.

KateTheGreat's avatar

Oh yeah!

TJBM is feeling skinny and boring.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM talks with many pauses.

picante's avatar

True. Some to ponder my next word(s), some to allow for that evil “uhhmmm”
TJBM would love to take a long break (weeks/months) from work.

KateTheGreat's avatar

TRUE. I need it.

TJBM has a bad habit.

picante's avatar

True. Many. But some good ones, too.
TJBM longs for cooler weather.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has already experienced at least one day of 100+ degree weather.

Paul's avatar

False.
TJBM lost.

choreplay's avatar

Lol, funny but bite me.
TJBM has a fetish they would be embarrassed if other people knew.

Paul's avatar

False, buttocks. (Not really a fetish is it?)
TJBM also loves the behind.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I don’t really care what a man’s behind looks like as long as he’s a caring person.

TJBM is excited for something.

Paul's avatar

Yes, it’s my little baby cousins birthday today xD
TJBM wishes her a happy birthday.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. Happy birthday, person who I don’t know!

TJBM has an extra appendage.

Paul's avatar

False.
TJBM is blind.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False.

TJBM needs a shower.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM needs a friend by their side

KateTheGreat's avatar

True.

TJBM has a lot of friends on here.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM loves ALF.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False.

TJBM likes spinach pizza.

MilkyWay's avatar

Never tried it.
TJBM likes to eat spinach on its own.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True.

TJBM eats mustard with their pizza.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has hairy legs.

blueiiznh's avatar

i do have hair on my legs.

tjbm is enjoying a heat wave

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I hate the heat. A 110 degree heat index today…fuck.

TJBM has posted in every single “TJBM” thread.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is going backwards as well as forwards

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. Sideways as well.

TJBM likes spicy food.

MilkyWay's avatar

Partly true. I have to be in a particular mood.
TJBM loves Italian food

KateTheGreat's avatar

True.

TJBM has shot a crossbow before.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has shot a gun before

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. Almost every day.

TJBM owns a lot of hats.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, 2.
TJBM has worn an English hat before

rebbel's avatar

False. French.
TJBM will answer this in eighteen hours.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. Hahahaha.

TJBM doesn’t like soda.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has blue eyes

blueiiznh's avatar

true i do

tjbm has green eyes

Coloma's avatar

False. Blue

TJBM is drinking coffee

MilkyWay's avatar

False, though I want some
TJBM has brown eyes

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. Green.

TJBM is bad at math.

MilkyWay's avatar

Not bad. My math teacher’s happy with me.
TJBM likes algebra

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. I prefer more complex math though.

TJBM has their toenails painted.

blueiiznh's avatar

nope

tjbm loves painting nails and toes

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I like nailing toes and paints.

TJBM isn’t going to work today.

blueiiznh's avatar

been at work, need to hit the beach

tjbm will share their new favorite song or artist

erichw1504's avatar

True, this one.

TJBM has hairy arm pits.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I can’t stand hair there.
TJBM is going to get a coffee

Coloma's avatar

Got it now. :-)

TJBM has blonde hair

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is great

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM has hairy fingers.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is angry at me

erichw1504's avatar

False, I could never be mad at you. Unless you stole my cologne.

TJBM has hairy ears.

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM just got out of a meeting.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM wants a coffee badly

rebbel's avatar

False. Only one a week.
TJBM is going to answer his own statement.

rebbel's avatar

False. I will not.
TJBM is feeling okay.

bob_'s avatar

True.

TJBM has had a picture taken wearing wooden shoes.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I’m not from Holland :P
TJBM is avoiding someone

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM is having a busy week.

MilkyWay's avatar

Very true.
TJBM had some cookies

bob_'s avatar

True :D

TJBM has the the emergency contact information for the British High Commission in Pakistan.

blueiiznh's avatar

i do now

tjbm needs the emergency contact information for the British High Commission in Pakistan

erichw1504's avatar

Not yet.

TJBM has a hairy chest.

bob_'s avatar

True.

<—all man

TJBM needs to buy something.

Facade's avatar

Always true.

TJBM is sore from some type of vigorous activity

blueiiznh's avatar

(nsfw) yes

tjbm enjoys libraries :)

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM has a hairy [REDACTED].

Facade's avatar

My head is hairy. C’est tout.

TJBM is a perv

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has a hairy shoulder.

choreplay's avatar

oh ya I do.
TJBM keeps a close group of friends.

blueiiznh's avatar

yes, they are kept in the basement

tjbm loves edgar allen poe

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has a hairy chin.

Paul's avatar

False.
TJBM is growing a tash.

Blueroses's avatar

No. ewww. It would totally clash with my girl-parts

TJBM likes salt water taffy

blueiiznh's avatar

love it and your girl-pants way

tjbm like swimming in the ocean with sharks

bob_'s avatar

False. Fuck sharks.

TJBM has been to an aquarium.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False
TJBM is going to watch a movie

Blueroses's avatar

Not until after my homework is done. I’m being very bad.

TJBM can suggest a motivator to keep me from misbehaving

Coloma's avatar

True. Focus on rewarding yourself after you complete your homework!

TJBM has allergies today bleh

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM is looking forward to the weekend.

reijinni's avatar

true
TJBM thinks Sonic is a smurf.

jellyfish3232's avatar

No,Sonic is simply a attempt from Sega to steal Nintendo’s thunder. If he tried to wear a sock on his head it just wouldn’t work.

TJBM is wondering how this thread has lived for so long.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM has a hairy brain.

Paul's avatar

False, it’s great fun.
TJBM agrees.

reijinni's avatar

of course
TJBM thinks Sonic would be better off with a sonic screwdriver.

Blueroses's avatar

Everything is better with a sonic screwdriver.

TJBM is restless today

bob_'s avatar

False. I could take a nap. A long nap.

TJBM likes naps.

erichw1504's avatar

False, despise them.

TJBM is young & restless today.

Blueroses's avatar

More like Bold & Beautiful ;)

TJBM likes to eat Mexican

bob_'s avatar

True.

TJBM is projecting.

Blueroses's avatar

Absolutely. I could eat Mexican all day.

TJBM never has to use chap-stick

bob_'s avatar

True. I like it raw.

TJBM has particular skills.

erichw1504's avatar

True, I can balance a stack of quarters on my elbow while juggling five rabid bunnies.

TJBM has no skills.

Blueroses's avatar

False, I have many

TJBM can put their ankle behind their neck

bob_'s avatar

Sure, if they’re into that.

TJBM has a way with words.

Coloma's avatar

True.

TJBM just had lunch and their lunch included cheese

bobbinhood's avatar

False. I was just thinking about what I should make for lunch today.

TJBM prefers pressed coffee over drip coffee.

Blueroses's avatar

Not at all. It’s too “chewy”

TJBM likes Lou Reed

bob_'s avatar

Don’t know him.

TJBM likes geese.

Coloma's avatar

Sweeet Jane…..True. I grew up on Lou, I used to take his albums babysitting with me.

@bob_ True!

TJBM bets @bob_ will beat ‘em to the next question?

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM feels exhausted

KateTheGreat's avatar

False.

TJBM got something in the mail today.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM got a library fine

KateTheGreat's avatar

Oh yes.

TJBM is a smelly jelly.

MilkyWay's avatar

False :P
TJBM is a fragnant jelly

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I haven’t showered in 5 months. ;)

TJBM is very timid.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, in real life.
TJBM is camera shy

KateTheGreat's avatar

Very much so. I look weird in my pictures.

TJBM is not good with children.

bobbinhood's avatar

Sometimes.

TJBM is cocky.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I’m very good with kids.
False @Bobbinhood
TJBM doesn’t want kids of their own though

blueiiznh's avatar

too late, but love kids

tjbm loves flying monkeys

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. That’s scary.

TJBM can play an instrument.

blueiiznh's avatar

true, several

tjbm can sing very well

MilkyWay's avatar

True.
TJBM beat me.

KateTheGreat's avatar

No, but I’m going to beat you with a stick! :P

TJBM is bad at playing guitar.

MilkyWay's avatar

I can’t play at all.
TJBM likes the harmonica very much

rebbel's avatar

True. But the harmonica doesn’t like me.
TJBM ______(fill in the blanks).

Paul's avatar

loves that I get seven weeks off school in only two days (and then I’m in my last year xD)
TJBM remembers high school.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True.

TJBM is still in high school.

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM is a coed.

Coloma's avatar

False. I’m a Cougar now. lol

TJBM is feeling peaceful

jellyfish3232's avatar

Yep. Peace out, man.
TJBM is still amazed at the popularity of this thread.

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM is listening to music.

choreplay's avatar

Yup

TJBM had an exhausting day

Coloma's avatar

False. But I am exhausted from my %^&*($#@ allergies.

TJBM is wearing sandles

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM is in a bad mood.

Blueroses's avatar

False

TJBM knows how to cure a bad mood.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is sleepy

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM will have a beer before the day is over.

Blueroses's avatar

False. I’ll be determining the length of a side of an isoceles triangle not as much fun as it sounds

TJBM likes frozen lemonade

MilkyWay's avatar

True, slushies :P
TJBM is going to have a pint of milk

Bellatrix's avatar

No, that would give me indigestion.

TJBM doesn’t like going to the dentist but is due for a visit.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, been quite recently
TJBM is going to sleep in tomorrow

bobbinhood's avatar

False. I have to get the kitty to the vet early.

TJBM is going to bed early tonight.

Bellatrix's avatar

No, alas I am not be sleeping in @Milkyway. I wish I was though. It’s cold here in the mornings now.
And I might go to bed early.

TJBM is very productive and rarely procrastinates.

MilkyWay's avatar

I can’t say…
TJBM is confused

Bellatrix's avatar

No. Not really. I am quite clear minded this morning. I just have to stop fluthering and get working. I am a bit like a cat… I have to pad around for a while and then I can get into it.

TJBM is confused since she doesn’t know if she procrastinates.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM will tell me if I do.

Bellatrix's avatar

I would put money on it :D It’s okay though. We all do. It is only a problem if you really aren’t getting your ‘stuff’ done.

TJBM has recently started a new blog and I wonder if she has made more posts recently.

choreplay's avatar

She? I’m not a she. Oh, sorry, did I speak out of turn?

TJBM has recently started a new blog and I wonder if she has made more posts recently.

bobbinhood's avatar

False. I haven’t started a blog.

TJBM knows which jelly @Bellatrix was referring to.

choreplay's avatar

As a matter of fact I sure do.
TJBM will sneeze some time soon (if they pluck their nose hairs)

bobbinhood's avatar

Well, I might sneeze soon since I have allergies, but I don’t have any nose hairs to pluck. Does that make this true or false?

TJBM will tell me which jelly @Bellatrix was referring to.

Bellatrix's avatar

I was referring to @Milky Way… she has started a blog and I think it will be an excellent read.

TJBM doesn’t like mowing the lawn.

jellyfish3232's avatar

Oh, so true. Who does.
TJBM has a riding mower.

Coloma's avatar

False. I have gardener, but I don’t ride him. haha

TJBM likes to go barefoot around the house

bobbinhood's avatar

True. I also like to go barefoot everywhere else, but it’s rather frowned upon.

TJBM hates shoes.

blueiiznh's avatar

I love going barefoot, but love shoes

tjbm has more than 20 pairs of shoes in their closet

Bellatrix's avatar

I do. I love shoes too but I always go barefoot at home too.
TJBM is a person of style!

Coloma's avatar

I have 2 styles..lookin’ pretty damn good and kick around farm woman

TJBM loves Garlic bread

Bellatrix's avatar

I do.. it isn’t good for me but I do!!

TJBM loves apple pie and cream.

blueiiznh's avatar

its ok, prefer homemade blueberry and homemade ice cream

tjbm loves lobster

Bellatrix's avatar

I do. My husband and I once drove all the way from Adelaide to Port Lincoln for beer and a lobster with friends. It was DELICIOUS!!!

TJBM would love to try Queensland’s Moreton Bay Bugs.

blueiiznh's avatar

open to try it yes

tjbm is getting hungry now

Coloma's avatar

False. Just had dinner, brown rice and fresh apricots and yogurt.

TJBM likes Apricots

Bellatrix's avatar

I am. It is lunchtime here and I had a dentist visit this morning so not really up to chewing much until about now.

I like apricots… but they aren’t my favourite.

TJBM has amazing stories about a favourite dog.

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. Yo no tengo uno perro.

TJBM thinks I just said that completely wrong.

Bellatrix's avatar

This jelly has no idea!

TJBM feels like snuggling up with a good book rather than working.

Coloma's avatar

I always read before bed. Right now I am in and out as it is a lovely evening coming on here. :-)

TJBM has been to Australia

bobbinhood's avatar

False, but I worked at a camp with a couple girls from Australia.

TJBM has a home phone.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM has been to Detroit.

bobbinhood's avatar

True. I’ve spent a ton of time in Detroit and I’ve worked a lot with kids from there.

TJBM has been to the Great Lakes.

AmWiser's avatar

True. All 5 of them. @bobbinhood, I use to live in Detroit too.

TJBM lives near an ocean. (Which one?)

Bellatrix's avatar

Not near to, but not far away either. I can be there in an hour or a bit less really. The Pacific. I work very close to the ocean but… can’t see it.

TJBM can surf.

blueiiznh's avatar

yep
tjbm loves being pounded by the surf

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. And other things.

TJBM can play Stairway to Heaven on the guitar.

blueiiznh's avatar

true…zep stuff is a fav

tjbm plays intsruments by pounding them

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. And fingering them. Hahahaha.

TJBM is eating ice cream.

blueiiznh's avatar

true, the tongue does needs its treat.

tjbm prefers a cone with their ice cream

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. But I usually use a bowl.

TJBM is sleepy.

blueiiznh's avatar

not yet…..

tjbm sleeps with the windows and screens open

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. I live in the city. Can’t do that shit.

TJBM has beaten up someone before.

Bellatrix's avatar

No. I had a fight at school when I was about 9 and I was really pathetic. Oh wait.. my husband would disagree with that but I think he lets me win.

TJBM has sore fingers.

KateTheGreat's avatar

Yes. I’ve been playing guitar all day.

TJBM is cold.

Bellatrix's avatar

Nope, I have my reverse cycle air con to keep me warm… the fire isn’t lit :(

TJBM likes pizza delivery men…. chunky.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. Clyde is my mannn.

TJBM is excited for something.

Coloma's avatar

True. Going to bed now lol

TJBM is staying up too late

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. I’m kind of being forced to for certain reasons.

TJBM has a headache.

shego's avatar

True, and I can’t sleep.

TJBM loves Dr. Suess books

KateTheGreat's avatar

False. Never read one.

TJBM is hungry.

rebbel's avatar

Wow, so true! (spooky…)
TJBM doesn’t know either…

choreplay's avatar

What don’t I know, I don’t know what your talking about???????

TJBM has an itch they can’t get at.

shego's avatar

False

TJBM has a doctors appointment soon

Bellatrix's avatar

I do! You mind reader you! Tomorrow morning. I have a couple actually. Just general check up things but who likes going to the doctors.

TJBM likes to have a cold beer on a hot day.

shego's avatar

I do, how’d you know?

TJBM dislikes cleaning the kitchen after somebody else cooked

choreplay's avatar

I am the youngest of eight boys and as so, ended up with this responsibility from the time I was seven. Dislike would be too light of a word. But now I do it for my family and as a result am damn good at it.

TJBM should take some time today to sit and reflect.

OpryLeigh's avatar

True but I can’t see that happening until I finally hit the sack.

TJBM stayed in bed later than they usually do this morning.

choreplay's avatar

True, I got up at 6:30 AM rather than 4:00 AM.

TJBM is an extrovert

blueiiznh's avatar

Kinda sorta, sorta kinda

tjbm has an inny bellybutton

shego's avatar

True

TJBM likes cold pizza for breakfast.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. It’s delicious.

TJBM doesn’t use their microwave much.

Coloma's avatar

True. Mostly to reheat coffee or make a quickie bowl of soup

TJBM has found a frog in their bag of salad greens

blueiiznh's avatar

not yet.

tjbm has eaten a bug in their food before

Coloma's avatar

True. I found a pill bug in my Campbells Bean with Bacon soup once…never eat it again.

TJBM knows that @KatetheGreat is having her 10k party NOW! Go, go, go, give her a spanking!

Tropical_Willie's avatar

OOOH OOH Yes

TJBM has a pantry full of canned food and dry goods.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM has a pantry full of canned drinks and wet goods.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

TRUE and micro brew in the frig.

TJBM supports the local brewery or winery.

Paul's avatar

No, I’m under-age!
TJBM wonders why @AmWiser never joins in on his own thread :(

picante's avatar

False. She’s wiser, that’s why ;-)
TJBM had a mani/pedi recently.

AmWiser's avatar

True. I try to have one monthly or at least every 2 months.
@Paul I join in periodically. But I really enjoy seeing you guys having so much fun:D

TJBM is looking for a job.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yes

TJBM is planning a party with more than 6 guests.

geeky_mama's avatar

True! Two in fact..back to back. I’m rather excited for our weekend of big parties.

TJBM is going to be busy in the kitchen.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

True, have some peaches, from my tree, I’m going to put in spices and vodka.

TJBM likes homemade anything!

AmWiser's avatar

True. You can just feel and taste the love:)
TJBM wonders what @geek_mama is cooking up. Yumm! Sounds good!

geeky_mama's avatar

False – I don’t wonder, I know. :) Here’s a partial menu of the pre-meal nibbles:
Bacon wrapped scallops (cooked in garlic infused olive oil)
Strawberry Pretzel Salad (not really a salad..more like a cheesecake with a pretzel crust)
Sangria w/ fresh fruit (heavy on the apples)
Fruit Salad with a cream cheese/marshmallow fluff fruit dip on the side
Fresh homemade black bean salsa with Xochils tortilla chips..

TJBM can suggest a good entree for a garden party.

Paul's avatar

I’ll let @erichw1504 answer to be nice.

Coloma's avatar

True. Enchildas! You can make pans and pans of them and reheat them in the microwave easy!

TJBM is happy because they got a shit load of stuff done today! lol Projection, now it’s happy browine Thursday

reijinni's avatar

true
TJBM has been in a nasty stubbing.

Bellatrix's avatar

Urrm a “nasty stubbing”? Is that like a toe stubbing? I have. I have broken toes in the past.

TJBM has tried pizza in New York.

jellyfish3232's avatar

Technically, I believe I bought a slice of pizza in the terminal in JFK airport. Or maybe it was a calzone.

TJBM is worried about the financial state of the USA.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False. No, not really.
TJBM is trying to learn Finnish

picante's avatar

False. I’m trying to finish learning English.
TJBM got a late start this morning.

bob_'s avatar

False. I actually just had an early job interview.

TJBM will tell us about his/her weekend plans.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False. I don’t have any.
TJBM is sad

jellyfish3232's avatar

I’m sad because I can’t speak Finnish (The language of my ancestors).
TJBM is wearing a trenchcoat.

erichw1504's avatar

False, only on Tuesdays.

TJBM is wearing a scarf.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Not

Trenchcoat Tuesdays = Spaghetti Wednesdays = Amateur Thursdays?

TJBM knows about “Amateur Thursday” at Shotgun Willie’s.

reijinni's avatar

never heard of the place.
TJBM wears a shirt that states their philosophy.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

No, not right now.
TJBM is a space jelly

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM is an underground jelly.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

True
TJBM is a flying jelly

erichw1504's avatar

True

TJBM is a floating jelly.

Coloma's avatar

True. Hot tub jelly. :-D

Hey Erich, nice sex change, that was quick lol

TJBM needs to balance their checkbook

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM has a good credit score.

Paul's avatar

I’m a minor so yes, unless I’ve had my identity stolen.
TJBM has been a victim of identity fraud.

Coloma's avatar

False. knock on wood

TJBM thinks Trix are for kids

bob_'s avatar

False. Let that poor rabbit have some! Effing kids.

TJBM is craving something.

Coloma's avatar

True. More sleep I kicked my own ass yesterday LOL

TJBM likes ginger snaps

MilkyWay's avatar

Love them.
TJBM is frustrated and tired

Paul's avatar

False happy and awake because I have a 54 day holiday.
TJBM likes garlic bread.

bob_'s avatar

True. Love it.

TJBM is looking forward to sleeping until late this weekend.

erichw1504's avatar

@Coloma Thanks. Am I sexy?

True.

TJBM is a night person.

bob_'s avatar

True.

TJBM is a good sport.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM likes bowling.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM wants to have a nap

bob_'s avatar

So fucking true.

TJBM has a wireless mouse.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM just killed a bug.

Blueroses's avatar

Not on purpose. Bugs are fine as long as they aren’t ON me.

TJBM wants to kiss somebody

bob_'s avatar

True.
TJBM is Coloma.

Coloma's avatar

False. But I did just kiss my neighbors horse LOL

TJBM is exhausted today but has company coming

erichw1504's avatar

False.

tjbm is feelin lazy today

MilkyWay's avatar

True and false
TJBM is listening to some music

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM IS YELLING!!!

MilkyWay's avatar

false TRUE!!!
TJBM is whispering

Coloma's avatar

False.

TJBM wants @MilkyWay to tell us if she is in Pakistan yet? :-)

MilkyWay's avatar

I’m not.
TJBM had a flight postponed.

Coloma's avatar

False.

Haven’t flown since last year when I went to Asia.

TJBM needs to get up now and DO stuff

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is in a ‘cat’ mood

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM is eating BBQ Cheetos.

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM smells something funny.

Coloma's avatar

False. Nothing but fresh, cool, mountain air!

TJBM has a fly in the house

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM has a very sensitive nose

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has a very large nose.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM had a nose bleed

erichw1504's avatar

True, a long time ago.

TJBM has a stuffy nose.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM enjoys singing

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM recently got a promotion.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM feels happy for anyone who did.

bob_'s avatar

False. I can’t think of anybody who did.

TJBM will get drunk this weekend.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM dreamt of getting drunk.

Coloma's avatar

False. I don;t get drunk, I just get happy. :-)

TJBM likes Sloppy Joes

MilkyWay's avatar

What are those?
TJBM will tell me

erichw1504's avatar

True, it’s a ground beef sandwich.

TJBM dreamt of eating a sloppy joe this weekend.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM loves to dream

Blueroses's avatar

True. I’m dreaming right now

TJBM is jealous of a celebrity

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM would never want to go out with a celebrity.

Blueroses's avatar

True. I refuse to date boys who are prettier than I am.

TJBM likes to get flowers delivered to them

MilkyWay's avatar

True, very much.
TJBM is a sucker for flowers

reijinni's avatar

not really
TJBM wouldn’t mind going to @Coloma Memorial Civic building within the next few weeks.

Coloma's avatar

Haha….hey it’s Happy Brownie luncheon day on my little memorial mountain. Brownies and brunch comin’ up.

TJBM would like to have lunch @Coloma‘s house today

erichw1504's avatar

True. I love me some happy brownies.

TJBM likes driving.

MilkyWay's avatar

Um, true, though I haven’t got my liscence yet.
TJBM wants to learn how to drive.

erichw1504's avatar

False, already have been for 10 years now.

TJBM was once TJAM.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM finds George Carlin laugh out loud funny.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM has had a protein bar before.

MilkyWay's avatar

Probably.
TJBM has had a glucose chocolate bar before

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False
TJBM likes swimming

Blueroses's avatar

False. I don’t really like chocolate

*Edit: dammit. Yes I like swimming

TJBM likes salty things

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

Sometimes (what happened?)
TJBM is confused

MilkyWay's avatar

False, happens quite a lot.
TJBM is hungry

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes swimming with salty things.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I can’t swim.
TJBM will teach me how to swim

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM would like their own friendly robot.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, my teddy’s enough to keep me company.
TJBM thinks I’m silly to still have a teddy bear.

shego's avatar

False, I’m 24 and my teddy bear sleeps in the bed with me.

TJBM has found a new activity they enjoy.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is going to get dinner

Blueroses's avatar

Too early for that

TJBM wants to join me in Fluther chatroom

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM will join us as well.

Paul's avatar

False, sorry but I’m rather busy.
TJBM respects and relates to that.

MilkyWay's avatar

True and false
TJBM is going to bed

jellyfish3232's avatar

False.
TJBM is eating clams.

Bellatrix's avatar

No, I am lying in bed waiting for tea and crumpets.
TJBM is going to go shopping for something special today.

jellyfish3232's avatar

I already did. I got ties for school. Yaaaayyy….
I wish I got tea and crumpets.
TJBM lives in North America.

reijinni's avatar

true
TJBM can dance to this tune.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. I can dance to almost anything!

TJBM can dance to this tune!

Bellatrix's avatar

Oh yeah!! I couldn’t do it authentically but I would give it a damn good go. In fact, after watching more of it, I could rock that dance no problems!

TJBM’s music in their car can be heard by all who pass them.

KateTheGreat's avatar

True. I come beatin’ down the block and I crack the bedrock.

TJBM wants to come cook me dinner. I’m soooo lazy!

reijinni's avatar

forget it.
TJBM wants to dance to this nice tune.

Bellatrix's avatar

Not really.
TJBM practises their dance moves in front of a mirror regularly.

Porifera's avatar

False. I know all my salsa moves, don’t need a mirror.
TJBM can eat with chopsticks.

Coloma's avatar

So so…I got pretty good traveling in Asia, but I don’t use them much at home.

TJBM is in the middle of happy hour.

Bellatrix's avatar

No, it is getting close to lunch time.

TJBM likes to drink cocktails and will tell us their favourite tipple.

jellyfish3232's avatar

I don’t even know what that means.
TJBM loves scaring people.

Bellatrix's avatar

Not usually. A tipple is a drink (usually alcoholic).

TJBM has a dog that snores a lot.

Porifera's avatar

Aaawww :’( I have 5 dogs —used to have 8— the one who used to snore had to be put down on Jan 4 this year. My sweet lil girl RIP.
TJBM loves blue cheese.

shego's avatar

Yuck, false

TJBM loves Grrrr from Invader Zim

Bellatrix's avatar

Who is this person called Grrr…. I know them not :-|

TJBM has smelly feet (it was the blue cheese reference that did it. I like blue cheese. Not sweaty feet).

OpryLeigh's avatar

False.

TJBM is attending some kind of party tonight.

choreplay's avatar

No, that was last night.

TJBM has filled their life with too much and needs to slow down.

reijinni's avatar

not really
TJBM wants to repeal all the right-to-work laws.

blueiiznh's avatar

yes, it is outdated

tjbm wants a right-to-sleep law

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Oh-oh can I try that out. ZZZZZZzzzzzzz

TJBM is going out to dinner tonight.

blueiiznh's avatar

more than like will at the beach

tjbm has a day of tasks ahead of them

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Got to mow the lawn before it gets too hot and wash the car.

TJBM wishes that they had someone to do outdoor chores.

blueiiznh's avatar

Well, at least someone to help, so true

tjbm takes their trash to the dump

Coloma's avatar

False, but I do make a dump run once a year or so for misc. stuff

TJBM woke up to overcast skies nice and cool yay!

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM enjoys painting

Coloma's avatar

False. I enjoy writing, but, my daughter paints beautifully, she’s a natural.

TJBM can hear birds singing right now

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False
TJBM is watching a documentary

Coloma's avatar

False. Sitting at my laptop in front of my window, wandering in and out, enjoying the morning.

TJBM likes Cantelope

reijinni's avatar

false and I decided to watch “Death on the Rock” last night.
TJBM wears their lingerie all day.

choreplay's avatar

Ahhh, No

TJBM is feeling a little frisky today

Coloma's avatar

False. I am still recovering from extreme activity the last few days, today is a mellow in the shade day. This includes sexually frisky too

TJBM has a hummingbird feeder in their yard

jellyfish3232's avatar

Three!
TJBM loves video games.

reijinni's avatar

true
TJBM is in one of those ‘who cares’ moments.

Coloma's avatar

False. I am in one of those stay in my nightgown all day moments. LOL

TJBM is tired today

choreplay's avatar

Well I was firisky, so I decided to try some choreplay. Task at hand was putting the clothes washer door gasket on. It is not accomplished and I am exhausted, so the short answer is yes I’m tired.

TJBM has some unfinished project around the house and it is a thorn in their side.

Coloma's avatar

False. That’s why I’m tired, pulled all the thorns out of my side the last two days. I am enjoying a rare moment of perfectly together, inside and out. lol

TJBM is enjoying the full moon the last few nights

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I haven’t looked out my window these past 4 days.
TJBM has finished what they wanted to do today.

bob_'s avatar

False. Haven’t even started.

TJBM is having a boring Saturday.

Bellatrix's avatar

No. It is Sunday and I am sitting in bed with a cup of tea. Not going to be a boring day at all.

TJBM likes to read the Sunday paper in paper form.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM had steak and chips for dinner and is feeling very full

Bellatrix's avatar

No, I had a lovely chicken and tomato casserole, but now I am hungry for brekkie.

TJBM is getting close to their next birthday.

bob_'s avatar

Well, closer every day, but no. April 12.

TJBM has this image of kangaroos all over the place in Australia.

Bellatrix's avatar

Oh Bob is an Aries like me! No wonder he has such good style.

No, I know Kangaroos don’t bound all over the place in Australia. You do see them in the wild though. Rooey would probably see more of them in their natural setting than I do though. I think she is in a more rural setting.

TJBM wants to see the new Harry Potter movie.

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM prefers leather seats in a car.

Bellatrix's avatar

I do. I love leather seats in a car.

TJBM is hankering after a new car, something special and will tell us what it is they want.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM sat bare butt on a leather chair.

Bellatrix's avatar

Well yes I have….

TJBM is a person of few words.

bob_'s avatar

Yes.

TJBM appreciates conciseness.

Bellatrix's avatar

In the main yes, although I don’t always live up to my own expectations.

TJBM is going to go for a walk today.

Porifera's avatar

False. It’s rainy and windy, and too dark outside. No walks for me at this time of the evening.
TJBM is making pizza from scratch for dinner.

bob_'s avatar

False. Can I come over?

TJBM prefers to pay with plastic over cash.

Porifera's avatar

Of course ;)
Absolutely… it’s safer and more practical.
TJBM Likes soccer too.

bob_'s avatar

True. Watching Argentina vs Uruguay, first half of extra time, quarter finals of the Copa América.

TJBM thinks baseball is boring.

Porifera's avatar

True. Asking or telling me. Not my cupof tea at all.
TJBM wants Uruguay to win.

Bellatrix's avatar

Doesn’t really care either way. I do like soccer though.

TJBM likes to play a sport and will tell us which one.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, Football.
TJBM finds the word ‘Soccer’ annoying

Bellatrix's avatar

No, I am used to it now. If you call football, football here… people think you mean rugby league or AFL. So, it has become normal to call football soccer.

TJBM plays a particular position which is…

choreplay's avatar

I’m not telling you what position I use, hmm, play with, hmm, play in!

TJBM needs to check their breath and maybe use some mints.

MilkyWay's avatar

Hmm, false.
TJBM usually plays defender when playing football.

blueiiznh's avatar

nope. all offensive :)

tjbm plays chess

choreplay's avatar

False, I hate chess, I dont do well thinking that far ahead. I like blokus

TJBM has a gym membership they don’t use enough

Bellatrix's avatar

Have had. I went and bought my own gym equipment and I don’t use that enough either.
TJBM has a favourite board game.

choreplay's avatar

I told you already, :P Blokus. When my wife’s theater friends come over for game night the spatial strategy game is out and Apples to Apples is in.

TJBM loves playing Apples to Apples.

Bellatrix's avatar

I don’t even know what Apples to Apples is??? (Like you I am really bad at chess though, my brain can’t do Chess).

TJBM knows what Apples to Apples is?

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM sucks at chess just like me and finds it irritating when their younger sibling beats them every time.

blueiiznh's avatar

average and yes, it sucks to loose to sibs

tjbm will explain what Apples to Apples is

choreplay's avatar

Ok fine, Hilarious Comparisons and Analogies
“The name of the game is a play on the phrase “apples to oranges,” and the game is about making comparisons between different things. General game play is as follows: players are dealt red cards which have a noun printed on them, and the judge (a different player in each turn) draws a green card on which an adjective is printed and places it for all players to see. Each player then chooses a red card they are holding that they think best describes the green card. The judge then decides which adjective she likes best.

The fun is in the variety of unexpected comparisons people make, sometimes apt, funny, creative, or simply absurd. For example: people might match “Awkward” with “Oil Spills,” “My First Kiss,” “Dandruff,” and “Gold Chains. ” Or: “Painful” with “High School Reunions” and “Regis Philben. ” Strategy comes into play since, because each player takes turns being the judge, you begin to pick up on the preferences of each player and tailor your choices accordingly.

TJBM might need more explanation

bob_'s avatar

tl;dr

TJBM likes oranges.

shego's avatar

False, can’t stand them. Though I do love orange juice

TJBM likes grapes.

bob_'s avatar

True. Grape juice, too.

TJBM likes wine.

blueiiznh's avatar

yes

tjbm likes nipples

choreplay's avatar

lol. yup. I’ll leave it there.

tjbm went shopping today

Coloma's avatar

False. Ran amok the last few days, today is ranch gate closed, fridge is stocked, house is clean and I am in Thoreau mode kickin’ around in my white hippie sundress. :-D

TJBM is going to have a late dinner

shego's avatar

True, and it’s cooking right now.

TJBM likes saltine crackers

blueiiznh's avatar

mmm yes

TJBM loves crackers and cheese

Coloma's avatar

Haha, I JUST bought Saltines yesterday and had them with PB last night. Mmmm

True.

TJBM knows how many little holes saltines have. I counted

blueiiznh's avatar

yes, 13 for saltine, 16 for keebler

TJBM knows how many holes are in my head

Coloma's avatar

False. Don;t call them holes, call them portals. lol

TJBM saw @blueiiznh ‘s SPCA youtube video link…thanks dude, cryin’ in my wine now.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM had a good night’s sleep

Paul's avatar

False, I had some mates stay round.
TJBM feels refreshed after a nice shower.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is going to have a shower soon

Paul's avatar

True, going now.
TJBM likes pickles, random I know.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False
TJBM is watching another movie

Bellatrix's avatar

Another movie? I haven’t watched one today.

TJBM eats quiche.

MilkyWay's avatar

Oh yes! Love them :D
TJBM likes to eat pasties

reijinni's avatar

can’t say
TJBM likes to play Monopoly.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM lost a friend

blueiiznh's avatar

sadly, yes

tjbm has lost a good amount of cash

Coloma's avatar

Losing cash out of my purse, false. If you count the pathetic interest rates, then true. :-(

TJBM is working today

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is relieved

Paul's avatar

Of what precisely?
TJBM has 8566 lurve.

Blueroses's avatar

Nope

TJBM has had a rattlesnake encounter

Coloma's avatar

True! I live in rattlesnake land. Just saw a huge one on the edge of my little road right across from my gate the other day. Stay on your side of the hill dude!

TJBM has had a mountain lion encounter

choreplay's avatar

Nope, had a rattlesnake encounter.

TJBM has been involved in a bad (dramatic) automobile accident

Blueroses's avatar

Not directly, but I’ve been driving behind a couple of bad ones and been first at the scene.

TJBM wants to make banana bread.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False
TJBM is worried

jellyfish3232's avatar

True, about many things, but not now.
TJBM is not an adult.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM just woke up.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False
TJBM just came back from a walk

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM wants a date with Wanda Wayne.

Paul's avatar

FALSE, FALSE, FALSE!
Jesus Christ
TJBM laughed at her lips.

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM will exercise today.

Porifera's avatar

True. Exercising my eyes, watching soccer on TV.
TJBM likes watching porn because let’s face it, there must be something seriously wrong with people who don’t like porn.

bob_'s avatar

Well, I watch porn but I don’t think there’s anything wrong with people who don’t like it.

TJBM is a fan of lesbian softcore.

Porifera's avatar

False…just the thought of that makes me…well, let’s just say false.
TJBM loves this tune I like dreamin, cause dreaming can make you mine…

Coloma's avatar

Never heard of it. :-/

TJBM is having a very nice day

choreplay's avatar

Yes, doing nother with my wife and kids is just that.

TJBM needs to brush their teeth before they go to bed.

Bellatrix's avatar

Absolutely! Can’t imagine not doing this.
TJBM can explain why when you have a really important deadline, technology always fails.

Coloma's avatar

Murphys law.

TJBM was up at the crack of dawn

picante's avatar

Yup—even before the first ray cracked night’s curtain.
TJBM has a busy day ahead.

blueiiznh's avatar

Busy but oh such a wonderful peace.

TJBM is actually happy to be at work

Coloma's avatar

False. No work today, but yes, I was happy to be at work yesterday. My job is fun, it’s not work to me. :-)

TJBM is thinking of a quickie get away

blueiiznh's avatar

yep

TJBM will be traveling more than normal this week.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

True
TJBM likes ice cream

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM’s favourite flavour is Strawberry.

Coloma's avatar

Mmmmm…I have too many favorite flavors, so, no. haha

TJBM loves coffee ice cream

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

True
TJBM wants to go home

bob_'s avatar

True.

TJBM hates Mondays.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

True
TJBM doesn’t like travelling alone

Blueroses's avatar

False. I like travelling period.

TJBM loves road trips

Coloma's avatar

True! And, I am feeling the urge to hit the road right now.

TJBM has been to Bryce and Zion parks in Utah. I love the canyon lands

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False
TJBM is in a city she doesn’t like at all

Coloma's avatar

False. I live in a tiny tourist community.

TJBM is starving right now gotta make breakfast over here

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False
TJBM ate lunch two hours ago

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM had soup.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False
TJBM has plans for tonight

geeky_mama's avatar

True. It’s a busy Monday.

TJBM received some unexpected good news.

Paul's avatar

False, no news whatsoever.
TJBM is happy about the amount of money they have.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False, I don’t have any money
TJBM is trying to help someone

Coloma's avatar

False. I’m trying to avoid someone that keeps inviting themsleves over. Helloooo…if I am not inviting you, get a clue. haha

TJBM has gone scuba diving

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has gone fishin’

shego's avatar

True, but not in a long time.

TJBM likes to go camping.

Porifera's avatar

Totally false.
TJBM feels bullied on Fluther.

bob_'s avatar

False. And yes, camping thoroughly sucks!

TJBM needs to go to the restroom.

erichw1504's avatar

False, just did.

TJBM bullies people on Fluther.

Porifera's avatar

Totally false, rather go camping.
TJBM wants rice pudding

bob_'s avatar

@erichw1504 BPNGMMAS. False.

@Porifera True!

TJBM doesn’t like to leave voice mails.

Blueroses's avatar

True. but it’s even worse when you have the voice mail all planned and they answer by surprise!

TJBM would jump in a lake right now

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM has had enough of this heat.

reijinni's avatar

True
TJBM is tracking several packages right now.

Bellatrix's avatar

A couple on the way. I love when packages arrive.
TJBM has a favourite lolly (sweet/candy) they can’t resist.

choreplay's avatar

Kinda indifferent about pops, but put a bowl of Bryers Coffee Ice Cream in front of me and I know bliss.

TJBM has tasted Bryers Coffee Ice Cream

Bellatrix's avatar

Nope. What are pops too? I have never heard lollies/sweets/candy called pops. What makes Bryers Coffee Ice Cream so good?

TJBM drinks tea more than coffee.

choreplay's avatar

Oh @Bellatrix your missing out. I drink coffee more.

TJBM hates mornings

Bellatrix's avatar

Nope. I don’t like getting up too early but as long as I can wake up without rush, I like mornings. More of an evening person though.

TJBM likes red lipstick, either to wear themselves or worn by their wife/girlfriend.

shego's avatar

False, red doesn’t look good on me.

TJBM wears makeup

picante's avatar

True.
TJBM has had a “spray on” tan.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM has swallowed goldfish.

erichw1504's avatar

True, my favorite are Flavor Blasted Cheddar.

TJBM is waiting for part 22.

reijinni's avatar

@erichw1504, meant LIVE goldfish and maybe
TJBM wants Murdoch out of the job.

Coloma's avatar

Who’s Murdoch

TJBM slept like a baby last night

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM slept like a groundhog last night.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

How did you know?

TJBM is about to go on a road trip.
I am back in 7 or 8 hours

blueiiznh's avatar

almost and was just discussing it

TJBM has wind surfed before

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is about to go trip on a road.

Coloma's avatar

False. I am about to go fill in a big hole something dug in the middle of my lawn last night.

TJBM hates pushy people that can’t take a hint

Blueroses's avatar

Amen, sister!

TJBM enjoys Shakespeare in the Park

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM had to wake up earlier than usual today.

Coloma's avatar

False. The usual, around 6ish

TJBM has gone clam digging

Blueroses's avatar

True. It was a lot of work for a few clams but they were delish.

TJBM is concerned about a missing friend

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is missing.

Coloma's avatar

Considering going missing, yes, but only for a day or two.

TJBM has a big yard

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

False
TJBM is sad and wants to go home

Coloma's avatar

False. I am home.

TJBM is sorry that TJAM wants to go home

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has a lot to do in the next week or so.

Porifera's avatar

So true. Need to get all my 5 doggies to the vet for shots and grooming.
TJBM needs to take a nap ASAP to make up for lack of sleep and having to wake up earlier than usual today.

bob_'s avatar

True.

TJBM wears glasses.

Blueroses's avatar

Only because they’re making print smaller and fuzzier than they used to.

TJBM is late for something.

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM is disenchanted with something.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

So True
TJBM is crying

erichw1504's avatar

@Porifera 5 dogs? And I thought 5 cats was enough work.

False

TJBM is lying.

bob_'s avatar

I plead the Fifth False.

TJBM would never chop down a cherry tree.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

probably true
tjbm feels trapped

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM has been arrested.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

false
tjbm is listening to music

bob_'s avatar

False.

TJBM disregards proper capitalization.

disenchanted_poisongirl's avatar

Sorry
TJBM is trying to make someone calm down

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM prefers savory over sweet.

Porifera's avatar

False. It’s a 50/50 situation.