What is your favorite curse word?

heard this around here before . . .
“GOT DOWN SAT ON A BENCH”

feck

Bollocks

Awww… pickles!

these words sound more like silly inane things you say in lieu of profanity

i agree, ccatron. this question got jacked.

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There’s Kung Fu powers in a guttural “fvck3r!”

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just good old sh*t

jes*s t*tty f**k*ng chr*st

idk if thats my favorite though.

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I’ve got two faves. The “Deadwood” inspired c@ck sucker, or the blackplotation, motherf$cker. Take your choice. Both rock hard.

Jiminy Christmas. I’m not joking. That’s my go-to these days, and I have a foul mouth otherwise. Jiminy Freaking Christmas, if I’m really riled up.

I tend to say all of those, but my favorite is SOB, I need to work on my language before my daughter starts talking. How bad would that be… LOL

fuck just because the word is so versitile.

My father’s legacy, passed on to my sons, who didn’t know him:
(with extreme passion): God!... (pause) ...DAMmit!!!!

Christ!

I went to Catholic school for 12 years so it feels pretty naughty to me, even ten years later.

doesn’t this question have the potential to go against the fluther guidelines?

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@loser, you mean where the Guidelines state that Fluther can remove posts containing “obscenity”? They follow that with a descriptive ”(R-Rated is okay, just keep it tasteful)”.

Now, I’m sure Fluther isn’t linking to the MPAA explicitly, but for comparison, it does say that an “R-rated motion picture may include adult themes, adult activity, hard language, intense or persistent violence, sexually-oriented nudity, drug abuse or other elements.”

So far, looks like everyone here is legitimately answering the question and are not bustin’ out with vehement, vitriolic, hate-filled personal attacks.

Is it tasteful? Well, that’s opinion… and one the Fluther mods will decide.

Fuck. There isnt a single fucking sentence i can think of that i cant put that fucking word into in some form or another.

C**t muffin is great too ^_^ half the time it seems like people cant decide to be offended or laughing after i yell that.

ok, I’m just a loser

sperm burpin douchebag

I like the ultra pissed version of F**K- “FAAAAHHHHHHCk”

You just can’t beat “feck”, “arse” and “shyte”.....any combination of them and with added colourful, descriptive words if you like..

True, love those as well. I love the [Scottish band] Mogwai T-shirt that reads: “Blur are shyte.”

hahaha….that’s too cool. The tourist shop in town sells t-shirts with fcek logos (as opposed to fcuk). They’re pretty neat.

Is ‘fcuk’ pretty big over there?

yea, probably similar to DKNY….defo a popular high-street shop.

c u n t

“Barnacles!” à la Mr. Crabs from Spongebob.