[Maybe slightly NSFW] Is it just my imagination (or maybe it's me), but is Fluther more flirtatious than usual lately?

Yeah, I’m kind of getting that vibe, too. I’ve had a few things to say today that were a bit more…less…decorous than my usual prim and Victorian self.

@JilltheTooth me too. And I feel like it was the atmosphere that drew it out of me, at least in part. I’m glad someone else has noticed this, as well.

I’m also wearing a rather skimpy, booby little top. Maybe that has something to do with it.

It’s called pon farr.

@JilltheTooth LOL, I lurve you so much.

@poisonedantidote : Getting our Geek on, I see? Has it been 7 years for you,too? <tongue resting firmly in cheek>

@JilltheTooth Negative, I have found a way of suppressing the urge with meditation, and humping sophisticated holograms.

Maybe it’s the hot Summer air. ^^

So sultreeeeeee!

Fluther is ovulating?
I can’t say that I’ve noticed, however I have traded some slightly steamy PMs back and forth recently.

I’m way more flirtatious when I’m drinking and I haven’t been in a while. No, now all I have is painkillers. Um, did I mention y’all are sexy?

I am afraid of what I would type if I had a drink in me at this moment.

Oh, damn, I didn’t think of that when I poured my glass of wine. Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to…well, you get it… ;-D

It might help if Dr. J was wearing pants.

Should this be marked NSFW? I didn’t even think of that…

Must be the heat! I think I’ll go take a shower.

…and slowly lather up everywhere while thinking of…

Love is in the air…

Well, @ANef_is_Enuf , it started as a flirt Q and has now got @filmfann inappropriately noticing Dr J’s lack of attire and has sent @worriedguy off to the shower. And I guess not a cold one! Yeah, this is getting more NSFW as we go along…

@Symbeline : Damn. I’m blanking on the next line.

@JilltheTooth yes, but acting like I didn’t know we were a bunch of perverts would not be the least bit believable if I had to defend myself. lol.

This is where batting your eyelashes and fluttering your fan and giggling would be called for. You silly thang! haha

I suddenly feel like I need a booby-top, too.

I have a black one I’m not wearing at the moment…wanna borrow it?

@JilltheTooth that’s so generous of you. :)

I just saw Alan Rickman in the last Harry Potter movie yesterday, so some of my own answers have been a little charged up. Nothing like getting a little glimpse of Severus Snape to get my mind off of thinking about Fran Drescher (except that she does have a new show, and she’s totally gorgeous on it!!!).

Check Him out and check Her out.

So I can’t vouch for any of the other Jellies, but this is why I’m a little sexually charged ; – )

Mmmm, you just haven’t been paying close enough attention, sexy.

I probably deserved that.

Yall buncha hornbaskets!

At least it isn’t my imagination.

Did somebody just say inoculation?

Wait…

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

How you doin’?

You know damn well what I’m talking about. ^^

Did I hear a whip?

<crack>

… in retrospect, at least part of it is me. I am definitely in rare form.

I sure love @augustlan, but if you mention whip to me, all I can think about is Castlevania.

I feel my avatar speaks for itself.

Haha..well, nobody’s flirting with me.

—@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard yer laggin’ boy. lol

Would anyone like to come get their punishment?

Stand right here, now turn around…

Thank you jelly, I’ll have another

Yes, @ANef_is_Enuf, I have noticed a lot of sexy talk on the threads. Maybe it’s the heat wave?!

@SpatzieLover there is definitely something in the tide pool.

I don’t think it’s just you… There are some pretty sexual threads going on, and right this very minute, I’m talking to another jelly (a male) about how we give oral. Heh.

Woohoo!!

I should probably clarify… we’re not talking about giving oral to each other! :p

@augustlan nooo, no. Clearly this is an educational discussion. ;)

@augustlan I’m talking to another jelly (a male) about how we give oral. Heh.

omg Auggie!

I approve.

Yeouch, it’s getting hot in here.

Holy cow!!
Flirting…here? Who knew?

Shocking, isn’t it?

Of course, being happily married, I wouldn’t dream of such a thing ;¬}

Me too! O:)

<< Very happily married flirt.

Also, I have just been spanked by PM.

Haha!

@auggie your PMs are really spicy tonight!

There’s been too many nekked pancake parties. That’s why.

It’s just so hot here, the body stays moist and hot, and the clothes don’t feel good, so it’s mostly little or no attire, and the…

Oh wow. I thought it was just me hittin’ the surf and riding the libido waves. No, that’s not true. I have rather concrete proof that it wasn’t just me. There’s a very naughty Jelly-male in this group.

and I thought @poisonedantidote typed “it’s called porn fare”, so I got all excited over nothing

Oh my goodness… it is definitely a little warm in here. And I’m jealous of @augustlan. I desperately want to be spanked via PM. And whipped, and handcuffed, and bitten, and…. <fanning self>

Is anyone else fluthering nekked?

<< Very happily married flirt (stolen from Auggie)

You can see on my avatar that my pants are already off!!!!

I know what it was, it was that pic of @Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard that I used as an avatar

Maybe we all need to take this to a private secret place? ;)

<wolf whistle> nice legs!

Damn, I can’t find the question about oral, quick someone send me a link!!!!!

@choreplay HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOT!!!!!

Is the iron board levitating or is it just me???

Wife just called, she wants me to come home and fix the clothes washer ;) !

@erichw1504 Sex On!

@choreplay Pffft. There’s no problem with the washer. We know the real reason she wants you to go home…

Washer fixed! ;) You know I just realized my new name could have been willworkforsex and it would have essentially meant the same thing, lol.

^^ ROFL

Aww, that would be hilarious.

The image of you rolling on the floor turned me on a little, just saying.

You know, I could sooo…...... shutting up.

Aha! So this is where the orgy conference is being held. I’ve been looking all over the mansion.

I think Blueroses and I should have a chocolate wrestling fight…

Any excuse to grope play with you, honey…

Oh dear God. I think I just….... shutting up.

It’s WAY hot in here

Slip into something a little more…....... comfortable. :D

I miss out on all the fun.

@wilma it appears you have just entered the Naked Pancake Party

Yes, um can someone make me a sandwich?

bob??

She’s HOT and I’m bothered

I would say that I rest my case, but I feel almost like this is pretty normal behavior. haha.

OK, @ANef_is_Enuf , you can turn down the heat, you’ve made your point and now I’m just icky… ;-P

@JilltheTooth you say that like I started this. :O I’m shocked.

Shes giving you that look @JilltheTooth, I’ve got that look once.

@choreplay I forget why, but I know you deserved it.

no @WillWorkForChocolate, that wasn’t @bob_, I can verify that. He’s on with me

@Bob, way to get ontop of things, nice.

@ANef_is_Enuf will you please control where you looking!

Oh, I’m in control. Believe you me.

>my face when I read this thread

Shut the door, you’re letting the stank out!

19 hours late to the party: did I miss out on all of the clever innuendo?

@KatetheGreat Oh dear God. <shudder>

@WillWorkForChocolate You know you want it.

@ANef_is_Enuf you did it again, if you keep answering right below me your gonna get an eye full, just being honest here, lol.

^.^ <looking up>

WWFC is in my way this time. Not that I’m complaining.

Hey, I’m a naked, dark angel. Take a good, long look, my love. I promise not to bite. Too hard.

Goddamn man, looks like I missed out on the collective orgy…oh well, that’s what happens when you play with yourself too much.

@Symbeline You can cozy up to me, babayyyyy. I’ll let you feel up my tentacles. Hahahaha.

Now we’re talking! Hmm, slithery…they know just where to go!

<fanning self vigorously>

@WillWorkForChocolate You want in on this?

@WillWorkForChocolate We want you, and your sexy avatars.

<faints>

Hey @Symbeline, quick, she fainted! Let’s rape get her while she’s out of it!

WAIT! I was only faking! And you can’t rape the willing, sweetheart.

They me The Violator…’‘gnashes teeth’’ :D

.

Sexy, sexyyyy.

You know, ladies… all this lusty flirting got me all hot and bothered. I had to go submit a new story to the literotica site!!

@WillWorkForChocolate Hahahaha, please tell me you’re not joking.

I never joke about writing. :P

I wanna readdddddddddd.

I’ll need some things from you first: a drop of your blood, your social security number, your home address, and your firstborn.

I’m all hot and bothered too…but it’s like 45 degrees out here…this is fucking ridiculous.

Sorry. But I have to complain.

Hey.

BOB!!!!!! Join the party. We’ve got sandwiches!

What kind of sandwiches are we talking about?

@bob_ MEAT

Any kind you want. I have a magic fridge.

I am a meat lover.

@bob_ Me too, bob, me too.

They don’t call me T-Rex for nothin, bitches!

Rawr!

@Symbeline I’m prepared to be eaten, ma’am!

Food fit for a T-Rex
er… for a Calvinosaurus, that is…

Boy makes sandwich for hungry pussy.

@everephebe Kind Sir, I approve on both counts. :)

Is this still going on? Don’t you people ever rest? I had to go get some electrolytes.

I’m out on the porch smoking a cigarette if any needs me or if you just want me. actually I don’t smoke but it sounded right for this thread

My flirt button seems to be on off of late; maybe I need to recharge it.

@choreplay Just ask “was it good for you?” and I’ll smoke one for ya. Still haven’t kicked the habit, dammit.

Is this a bad time to say I’m a month out and still not smoking?

No, love, it’s an AWESOME time to say that because it gives me hope. And I am SO damned proud of you!

As boring as it is for me to say this again…read the book. It will change your whole approach. I’d been smoking longer than you were alive. I read the book, I quit that day, it’s not been hard for me. As soon as you think you might be ready to try again, read the book. You may now slap me upside the head for badgering you, I deserve it.

If I ever do decide to slap you, rest assured I would kiss your owwie afterward and share my chocolate with you. <3

Kiss your owwie? Now I want to be slapped. A lot. While you’re wearing your thigh high leather boots.

aaaahhhh, Was it good for you?!?!? ;)

Evidently there is such a thing as too much lurve, as I’m not getting anymore. :(

@Adirondackwannabe count me in.

Sure. The more the merrier.

@Adirondackwannabe Oh yeah baby. :D

@choreplay <snick> I just lit up. Feel better?

@choreplay I went through a stretch were I wasn’t getting any too. It’s really sad. It helped getting a steady girlfriend.

@Adirondackwannabe Dammit, you weren’t supposed to tell anyone about us!

@WillWorkForChocolate It was your awesome avatar. I lost my head for a minute. Please forgive me. You can use the rope and the handcuffs.

Well….... if you insist. But this time you have to wear the cowboy hat and boots like you promised.

Can I wear the holster too?

As long as you promise to only shoot blanks.

That might be a problem. How about I pull out of the holster in time?

That isn’t a very reliable method. :P

Too dangerous darling. They don’t call me Fertile Myrtle for nuthin’.

What do they call couples that use the withdrawal method? Parents.

I thinks it’s ironic that I get cut off from getting more lurve points on this question. I was on a roll.

@choreplay You only get so much lurve per individual jelly. After 20 GA’s your tapped out. And a few more GQ’s, but I dno’t know that number.

But I only like to get some lurved by a few people jellies, are you saying I have to sleep with get lurve from a bunch of different jellies. Oh Baby!!!!

Slut.

…please don’t mod me. lol.

lmfao, Thanks @ANef_is_Enuf

You should talk your looking up my shirt again.

Aaww hell, I’m having fun, who cares if I’m not getting lurve anymore.

@choreplay You have to sleep around like crazy. Slut it up! I used to be a good boy before I found fluther.

Please stop lurving me, It’s frustrating that I’m getting some and can’t even feel it anymore!

Oh baby I just went up 5 pts. Does that mean someone new just did me. Oh my, I am a fluther slut now.

Free for all, EVERYONE DO ME PLEASE

wait, I didn’t mean that, don’t just give me lurve to give me lurve or Auggie will get mad.
but than she will whip me and that’s good, oh, I’m so confused now

@choreplay I just did ya. Was it good for you?

I don’t know what to say to that, I got nothin. JK, Thanks Dude!

You know, I don’t think I’ve ever had a sponge bath…

You’re in luck. I’ve given more sponge baths than I could ever possibly count. I’m a seasoned pro.

So… @choreplay is a slut, @ANef_is_Enuf is looking up the slut’s shirt, @Adirondackwannabe just did the slut and @everephebe wants a spongebath. From the slut? If this is what being a slut gets you, I wanna be a slut!

@WillWorkForChocolate Don’t forget my sandwich slut!
:P .

@everephebe You’ll get the bestest damned sammich EVAH, oh you lord of the sexy voice!! Here’s your bourbon.

Now I really really really want a sponge bath! From a seasoned pro.

I hadn’t noticed until now, no. :P

But this thread… Wow. At least I now realize I shouldn’t be so embarrassed to talk about my current situation (in service to Mistress) because y’all are plenty dirty and perverted!

@MissAnthrope would you really expect anything less from us? ;)

@ANef_is_Enuf – This thread has genuinely opened my eyes to whatall kinda dirty birdies everyone is. Haha.

@MissAnthrope I’ll let you know I shower everyday so there’s no way I’m dirty. But in service to the mistress sounds like a helluva good time. I might skip a shower for that.

You like it.

@Adirondackwannabe – The only way it could get better is if she’d make out with me. It could happen. It just hasn’t happened yet. Tonight…. Well, tonight, things are getting taken to another level. If all goes as planned, I may be getting a little action. And maybe some rewards, as I volunteered to do her a tremendous favor by running something into the city to her boss. Fingers crossed. ;)

@ANef_is_Enuf -True dat!

@MissAnthrope Hope you get some. Everybody needs a little lovin.:)

@MissAnthrope I am so jealous!

I just like saying mistress. I’d even like saying it more if it wasn’t my choice.

@Adirondackwannabe – Hahaha… That’s the spirit! And yes, frankly, I’m overdue for some female attentions in that department. I hope my body doesn’t embarrass me… I know that, at this point, I’m probably much like a teenage boy.. :P

@WillWorkForChocolate – Oh, yeah? Of what part, may I ask?

Is it just me or is this thread making anyone else horny?

I think you’re late. :P

Yeah, I was going to say.. what do you mean ‘making’?

The train pulled out of Horny quite some time ago. Next stop: Desperate.

Already there. Just waiting for everyone else to arrive.

@MissAnthrope Of the part where you’re in service to the mistress, AND that you might be getting some action tonight. <fanning self vigorously>

Wow… okay. :)

I’m pretty ecstatic about the whole thing, myself. Except for the part where she’s not making out with me. But trying not to focus on that and trying to be happy with everything else, which is really a lot. Meeting her was serendipitous, maybe destined or some bullshit? Only in my wildest dreams did I ever imagine I might be able to catch the attention of a Mistress, much less a pro (masterful and experienced). Beyond the play, we’re both good for each other, I’ve suddenly got family, and these people are good, genuine, and fun. I feel like I have a purpose and, weirdly (for me), I feel very much like I’ve found my calling. I’m loving every minute.

Alas, no action was had tonight.. but a good time was had regardless. Instead, I was blindfolded, bound intricately with rope, including my arms tied behind my back, and pushed over the side of a bed. She then delivered quite a memorable beating, inciting a contest of wills—her wanting me to ‘yellow out’ (to say the ‘slow down’ safeword) and me stubbornly refusing to say it. Bare hand, paddle, nipple torture, a flogger.. I held fast despite her wailing on me, but I was starting to scream a bit. There was a session going on in the next room and they definitely could hear me. I guess she decided I was being too loud, so then she gagged me. :P

Finally, I realized she was going to keep going at a harsh pace until I said the safeword, and since I really couldn’t take much more, I did give up in the end. Getting beaten generally releases a lot of endorphins and natural opiates, so I get to feel all high and spacey and floaty later. It’s natural dope. Good times, good times. :]

@MissAnthrope That blows. That was all you got? I was hoping for the big make out session. After she made you use the safe word, I was hoping she’d give you a lot more.

Well.. I’m not really sure if the making out will ever happen. This is all new to me and I’m not sure what to expect. But, seeing as I haven’t made out with a girl in forever, that’s what I’m focusing on. Like.. Gee, what’s it like to be kissed? I can barely remember.

What was supposed to happen was a lot of toys. Ahem. As in, ‘I want to go through all our collective toys and see which ones we like.’ I totally would have settled for that. ;)

Now I want a nice slow wet kiss with my girl, gently swirling her tongue over mine, the softness of her lips caressing me slowly, the heat building into a delightful…...

Hrmph. That’s just cruel right there. :(

@MissAnthrope I didn’t mean it to be cruel. A good kiss is just way too nice. I think I could do that for hours and it’d be enough.

I completely agree! I miss it. I want. Rrrrrr.

and now I need a cold shower. Thanks @MissAnthrope

@MissAnthrope Okay, now you’ve got me sitting here thinking of the softness of her lips and the great way she feels in my arms and the softness of her body pressed up against mine and the great way she feels when I roll her over and she’s laying on top of me, my hands runinng slowly down to cup the cheeks of her butt and slowly down her legs. And she’s kissing me a little more ardently…...

@MissAnthrope that was seriously hot.

Oh. My. God. In the name of all that’s holy, @MissAnthrope‘s details of her session was….... exciting…... to put it mildly. I want a mistress…...

If any areas are still a little tender and need to be licked, I can find someone.

Just so you know, I’m ovulating. And, that’s a good thing. Very, very good thing. Mami will make it worth your while.

Where are you all at? I want in on this orgy.

Don’t mind me, I’m just over here sitting in the corner sipping a glass of wine watching all the action.

Hee hee hee. I am such a lucky, lucky girl. ;)

Today I made lunch for and served her and her Mistress friend. That was fun and kinda hot in its own way, seeing how they both topped me subtly the whole time.

OMG. Must wake husband…