Can you be bought?

Maybe. How much you got?

Not me.

I have some leftover burrito fixin’s in the fridge.

Deal.

Cheap date. I didn’t even have to break out the tequila.

Because you’re Mexican. Get it?

Sí ;)

Depends. How much were you looking to spend?

That’s cool as fuck.

I guess nobody else clicked the link.

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard, buy it for me.

Hooooooly sheet that’s awesome!

so anything linking to a jellyfish now is considered Meta?

LOL

To answer the question; yes. A little plankton will get you a lot of lurve.

Oh, and Niki – tres cool.

Send a very large check and let’s see.

Half the money now, the other half after the job. Who’s the mark?

Nope….but when I do something for ya I do expect some appreciation for what I did! ;)

Plaid pants for my desk top?!

Wow that would look cool on my desk at night. Or anytime, really.

Also, you cannot buy me! I’m my own person, with my dignity. I have my pride bitches, and…well, I’ll eat bugs for five bucks.

I need this in my life.

I might be bought for the price of this tank and a few jellies to live in it.

I think every jelly has their price. Highest bidder gets me.
Right now the jelly I’d like to buy is a Bonne Maman, which is about $4.99

I want a jellyfish….