Where can I start an entry level career in satire in Canada?

I have a high school diploma… I failed out of business college and I have two years of philosophy/psychology from a small university that I also failed out of. I live at home with my mom, I am 34 years old… and I don’t work for a living. I have a lot of social commentary to spew out… and counseling isn’t going fast enough… I would like to get paid for writing satire, and I’m willing to work at it. I didn’t have high marks in high school… My marks were C+‘s in biology, science, and English, I got C’s in social studies and a D in math and I have five years of junior and senor high drama… I gave away my gift of comedy and wit to students in high school and have been doing so since grade 1 as a class clown… I love humor and politics, and I love Dilbert and Stephen Colbert… I’m determined to make this career work… Do you have any suggestions/advice?