If you somehow were given the ability to do absolutely anything in the universe how would you spend the next 10 minutes?

I would be running as fast as a cheetah.

Slow down sex with the wife, to the power of 10!!
What’s that? I’m doing it too quick ya say? XD

I’d go back to bed.

I would try to right all the wrongs worldwide hoping to put humanity in a better state.

Milk a cow.

@rebbel I have to ask why?

@Adirondackwannabe Why the hell not?
OT: I’d turn invisible and cause ten minutes of absolute havoc.

two chics at the same time

I would get rid of all the dictators in the world and ensure that every single human-being is treated equally right. However, I wonder what type of ability could do that!

@Tbag Too bad you can only do it for 10 minutes, new ones will come in :(

Milk myself and shoot the milky way from my pants.

You didn’t say anything within my human capabilities and you did mention the word universe so I’ll fly triple faster than the speed of light and look for two earth-like planets and put them in safe orbit near our own earth so we could colonize them and not worry about crowding. Kate and Jon could have 100 more kids if they like. But no more TV shows you hear?!

I would get an acceptance letter from the grad school of my choice. :)

@tedd true that man :( Just for those ten minutes Planet Earth will smile atleast.

I’d snap my fingers and clean my apartment.

@KatawaGrey Best answer yet.

@Adirondackwannabe I tried it for years on my micro cow, to no avail, so I would like to do a real cow once.

@rebbel You just need one of those really tiny milking machines with a lot of attachments.

I’d answer all the orphan questions on Fluther.

I’d have all the:
– racists
– bigots
– rapists
– pedophiles
– war-mongerers
– and general abusers of the human race

…have it labelled backwards on their forehead for them to see each time they look in the mirror. And the only way to make it disappear would be to change that about themselves.

Have 2 minute sex with each of the following

Ryan Reynolds
Bradley Cooper
Jason Statham
Jenson ackles
Gerard Butler

I most certainly can’t argue with @Cruiser‘s answer. Fuck gods and grief, I want my blankies.

Oh…......such a temptation. First I would [redacted] and after all of that, take a nap.

For the record, I didn’t mean you could only do it for 10 minutes. I meant how would you spend your FIRST 10 minutes.

Cool answers guys. Thank you.