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Worst famous person to be sharing a taxi with?

Asked by thebluewaffle (1002points) August 25th, 2011

Just think, you flag down a taxi, tell him/her where you’re headed, then BAM! The worst person you can think of, asks to ride with you, cause its ‘on the way’... Who is it?

And why?

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Jude's avatar

I was gonna say Moammar Gadhafi, but, then he has his eyes on Condolezza.

Blackberry's avatar

The worst would be Fran Drescher.

ANef_is_Enuf's avatar

Gary Busey immediately sprang to mind.

King_Pariah's avatar

Octomom…please don’t eat me with your giant loose vagina

Blackberry's avatar

Michele Bachman as well.

ucme's avatar

Stephen Hawking…..his voice thingy would fuck up the signal on my phone.

thebluewaffle's avatar

Mine would undoubtably be, Daniel Radcliff (aka. Harry fucking Potter)

I could not stand his smug “I’m harry potter’ attitude, and waving his ‘wand’ about, right next to me.

And, with all the money, I don’t think for one second he’d pay his part of the fare.

Hibernate's avatar

I won’t share the taxi even if Jesus came down to ask for a ride. I either ride the same taxi with friends from the start [planned] or I go alone.

Keep_on_running's avatar

@King_Pariah WTH else do you think about in your free time?!

flutherother's avatar

Dick Cheney would be pretty bad.

everephebe's avatar

I wouldn’t want to talk to Robert De Niro in a taxi cab. ~

King_Pariah's avatar

@Keep_on_running…plenty, just because I’m a guy doesn’t mean I let all my thinking be done by my dick… Just most of it. Lol

erichw1504's avatar

Gilbert Gottfried

pezz's avatar

Jedward…. need I say more?

sophiesword's avatar

George Lopez and Paris Hilton

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

A crash test dummy.

ucme's avatar

Donald Trump. His crazy hair would get stuck in the door creating a drag factor significant enough to slow the speed of the taxi, thus delaying my appointment at the sarcasm clinic.

MissAnthrope's avatar

I was going to also say Gilbert Gottfried. I’d probably punch him in the face.

I considered saying Hitler, but besides looking like a weirdo, it’s not like I would be able to understand anything he said.

rebbel's avatar

@MissAnthrope Plus, he’s dead ;-)

Tbag's avatar

Osama bin laden. Jee…

AmWiser's avatar

Rush Limbaugh..
I hope I spelled his name right.

Bill_Lumbergh's avatar

Charlie Sheen…...winning!

MilkyWay's avatar

Arnie. I can’t stand his accent.
@sophiesword Paris Hilton? GA.

Kardamom's avatar

@Blackberry you can bump Fran Drescher right out of your taxi and put her in with ME swoon : -P Who do you want to take her place?

I’m gonna go with Anna Wintour, the edior of Vogue magazine, she’s that nasty lady that the movie The Devil Wears Prada was based on.

JustJessica's avatar

Gilbert Gottfried, and Justin Bieber

filmfann's avatar

Gary Busey

faye's avatar

@King_Pariah She had C-sections.

smilingheart1's avatar

For guarding my purity, Tiger Woods, for my wallet Bernie Madoff.

King_Pariah's avatar

@faye I still think she has a giant nom noming vagina.

Blondesjon's avatar

Farty McPantshitter

Blackberry's avatar

@Kardamom Oh, then I’ll pick Nancy Grace.

erichw1504's avatar

Donald Trump. “This is the most luxurious cab service in New York City. Hey look, this street only has one of my buildings on it.”

Bellatrix's avatar

Jude beat me too it! I was thinking of Muammar al-Gaddafi too. I figure he will be in a bit of a rush to get where he is going.

King_Pariah's avatar

@Bellatrix Condaleeza Rice’s pants?

Bellatrix's avatar

Lol.. sounds like he could be jumping from the frying pan into the fire… run Condaleeza.. run!!!

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