My external profile says I'm still a "NEWBORN". When do I get to grow up to at least toddlerhood?

When you see “Newborn” to the right of your profile, that just means that the questions listed there are newborn. Not you. Although that baby butt skin of yours is sure misleading! ;-)

What @JilltheTooth said. We all see that, and it refers to newborn questions, not members. :)

Apparently I am “related” not sure who I am related too… peers at the other jellies.

I just means you’re a kid at heart. Run with it.

There’s a picnic today??? I see something that says Community Feed!!!
I’ll bring guacamole and potato salad!

Damn. And I felt all new and shiney. Thanks, tooth fairy slayers! Next you’ll tell me there’s no Santa!

@zen There’s no Santa and the Easter Bunny got hit by a car.

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Whaaaaat? The easter bunny got hit by a car?

But where do the eggs come from, then?

The eggs will now come from the less well-known Easter Snake. Don’t open them.

@Adirondackwannabe is lying to you. There IS a Santa, he’s just in a nursing home and wears diapers. And the Easter Bunny was not hit by a car. He was injured in a tragic bungee jumping accident.

There is NO Santa. I blew his ass away two years ago because he didn’t bring me a pony.

More lies. That was Richard Attenborough’s evil twin you kilt. /facepalm

OK, someone tell me about the Tooth Fairy. I have a special interest in the Tooth Fairy.

The Tooth Fairy has passed on as well. Terminal plaque buildup and gingivitis.

Don’t make me come hurt you, @Adirondackwannabe !

Oh go ahead, @JilltheTooth. Hurt him. Kill the messenger. Always a good move.

Well, he’s a lot further inland than I am, might not be a bad idea.