What are some euphemisms for cheating?

Playing away from home.
I would never cheat on the missus, for that would be known as, signing my own death warrant!

Working late. Lol.

having an unofficial concubine.

I have heard most often: Having a little something on the side
Occasionally, I hear: Going out for some strange

Meeting the milkman

Stepping out

Plowing the neighbor’s field

Having an affair

how about “I owe you no explanation, woman. Now get back in the kitchen!” :P

Doing the dirt

My next door neighbor always told his wife he was going to play poker on Friday nights. Poker = Poke her.

Ah, now that you talked about your neigbor, @chyna , I remember that my ex father in law always went bird watching, my then girlfriend told me.
For real, with binoculars and a bird watch book he went out :-)

My grandfather refered to it as Going Hunting and Fishing.

Getting some strange….

Corporate personhood.

“Going to the dentist.” I swear, my uncle had the worst teeth ever! And it was so fortunate that his dental office had late hours…

One that became big here when the then-governor of South Carolina was having an affair with a Brazilian woman was hiking the Appalachian trail.

the French call it “le cinq á sept”...a quickie after work and before dinner.

@marinelife Hahaha…how could we forget that. We turned into a meme at work when it happened. If someone was going to do something we knew was a lie, we called it hiking the Appalachian trial.

@Blackberry We did too!

My grandmother once referred to it as “sleeping on the other side of the bed.”

Dirty Work.

creepin’.

Steppin off the porch.

Ending your subscription to the air – IF she finds out!

Dipping his wick in someone else’s candle wax.

Getting an extra bar of butter from the milkman.

Getting a second ring from the postman.

Taking dictation with his secretary.