Can you create a rejected Yankee Candle scent?

Morning Breath

College Dorm Room

Butt crust. Go ahead, light it :\

Morning Meadow Muffins

“Standing in the Mall outside Yankee Candle” scent (it is absolutely the WORST!)

Perfume Store

“Man’s Best Friend After a Gentle Summer Rain”

Burnt Hair

“Welcome to my House. I Confuse Artificial Vanilla Fragrance With Cleanliness, and I am Hoping You Do Too”

(Yes, I hate stinky candles.)

Petroleum Fields Forever

Chewed and extracted Bertie Botts Vomit flavored Jelly beans.

*As if they weren’t horrible enough the first time.

Warm mayonaise

Fisherman’s Boat

Fish scales, and week old tarter sauce in the sun.

Decomposed, moldy, liquified vegetable drawer half eaten cucumber science experiment you forgot you had.

@tom_g It’s Glaaaday… not glade, It’s french dammit…

Fluther Beach

@CWOTUS LOL I don’t even want to know!

Cremain surprise.

Last Month’s Meatloaf

Ben wa balls

Yeast infection. Dog Butt, Roadkill on a hot August day.

Chewbacca’s Armpits

Three toed sloth

Sulpha capsules and thai curry

Pet Store

‘Compost Bin’ and a second one ‘Sunday morning pub floor’

McDonald’s Restroom

Hot Farts.

I once saw a candle entitled “Leather Saddle” (I used to live in Wyoming… it was a western shop). I thought, “Hmm… leather can smell good. I wonder…”

Eww… just truly bad. It smelled like chitterlings.

Cream pie.

Stink Bug

Cat Piss #5

Dirty Litter Box

Public Restroom

Eau de Ferret

Vomit

Nail Fungus

Salmon

Summer Pig Farm

Horse Hockey

In the Kitchen Chicken Coop

*I think this is my favorite thread right now!

Iodine and healing wound.

Gangrene

@SpatzieLover DOH!

Zombie Corpse
Produced Especially For Symbeline

Mansweat

Butt Breeze

Garbage Disposal

Pierced Ear hole

Belly button lint

Fish store gutter

Dog breath.

Cheesy feet

Pit stain on Polyester

The fish tank needs to be cleaned again.

@Blackberry’s Nuts

Smegma.

Eau d’ Puke

Schweddy Balls Galore.

Unwashed 7 day butt while 69ing.

@Adirondackwannabe Ewwwwww!

Stink bug.

Makes me think of the nasty flavors a la Bertie Bott’s Every-Flavor Beans.

Sunday Morning Phlegm.

Halloween Candy Hurl

Rotten Easter Eggs

eau de Nursing Home.

@WillWorkForChocolate After party drunken candy corn hurl

Zombie Breath

Dirty money.

Dust

Yellow Snow

Bandaids

Tuna and Chitterlings

Rubber Tires on Hot Pavement

Worms After the Rain

Stink of Shoe

Sweaty Socks

That Special Hospital Smell

Old Cabbage

Sweaty Jock Strap

Kimchi and curry

Grandpa’s Apartment