Would you rather sweat ketchup or grow Cheez Wiz facial hair?

Cheez Whiz all the way!

Ketchup. Cheez Whiz makes me barf.

Haha whaaat??

I’d prefer the cheez whiz. I could shave it off, at least. If I started sweating ketchup in public, people might think I was bleeding all over and try to burn me at the stake or somethin’. xD

Cheez, for the win!
The idea of this reminds me of a Play-doh toy I had when I was a kid. You had to impale these little people on a special chair and then pump doh up their plastic rectums and it would sprout out of their heads (faces for the males). Then you would “shave” it off and do it again. The next time you wanted to play, you had to take a pin and poke out all the dried crap from the holes. Sort of a combination high colonic/barber/acupuncture center. weird toy, now that I think about it.

Ejaculate chocolate!
Kind of a Willy Wanker thing goin on.

WTF??

I should clarify. It wasn’t on MY real friend’s facebook profile. It was on my son’s friend’s page who is a mutual facebook friend. My son is strange and has strange friends. I like strange :-) Should also clarify that I shut down my facebook account and read this by cyber stalking my kids from my husbands account.

Hmm, really not a big fan of either. I guess I’ll have to go with sweat ketchup as the constant Cheez Whiz smell would make me nauseous.

Sweat ketchup. Yum!

Sweat ketchup. I can control “not sweating” for the most part. Cheese Wiz facial hair though…. with the way my beard is like a nuclear Chia pet.. would not be a good time at all.

@Blueroses I had that too… named something like the Mop Top Barber Shop. Great description.

I guess ketchup… but I would probably end up wearing sanitary napkins in my shirts to avoid ketchup leakage. Gross.

I’d rather be hurled off a cliff than do either to tell you the truth. Both of those things would be so completely repugnant I wouldn’t want to do either.

I am gonna go with sweating ketchup just because smelling like cheese whiz is disgusting.

Cheez Whiz….so I can eat it of course! It’s right next to my mouth too…how convenient!

@Cupcake That’s it, exactly!! You have a great memory.

Recent ex of mine grows cheese whiz pubic hair… At least it smelled like it and was kinda thick creamy and gunky…

@King_Pariah Great. Right as I was taking a bite of lunch. I kind of hate you at the moment~

oh c’mon, at least I didn’t say anything about the taste. Lol

@Blueroses Thanks for the memory. That little toy was quite a bit of work… considering poking out all of the old little hardened pieces.

Ketchup, i never seem to have any when I need it and that would obviously solve my problem :)

Can you imagine Cheeze Wiz pubes?
You would know whenever someone didn’t wash their hands after going to the bathroom!

@filmfann look above…