Bad Ass Honey Badger or Chuck Norris?

I’d give it to old Chuck, but it would be a battle. But, Mr. T versus Chuck Norris, now that fight would move mountains.

If you need a little entertainment at the expense of one cat’s blissful ignorance, I’d recommend this :D

Honey Bager… Especially if we dress Chuck up as a Bee and give him a large honeycomb to hold.

The Blackberry doesn’t give a shit.

Even if Chuck Norris wins, Honey Badger don’t care, Honey Badger don’t give a shit.

I present My Drunk Kitchen, and the eventual music video.

I vote Honey Bager.

Seeing as how the Chuck Norris jokes are as tired and worn out as a 19th century French whore who lived above an absinthe bar, I would vote honey badger

I say honey badger with rabid raccoon.

Thank you @Judi! I’m having a rough day and needed a lift…both were hilarious, but my vote’s for honey badger…mostly cuz I live in the Badger State

Here’s one of a sheltie & a baby that makes my son & I smile.

classic stalemate

Chuck Norris would beat on the honey badger with overwhelming damage, but the honey badger would be impervious and indifferent.

It’s like in the comic books when two superheroes get tricked into fighting. They’ll fight for a while, then realize that they should join forces.

The only thing more powerful than Chuck Norris: Chuck Norris riding a honey badger.

Lol!

@phaedryx ROFLMAO!

Chuck Norris would try to be all Cobra Karate on the poor hunny badger. Hunny badger doesn’t care about cobras.

Bad ass Honey Badger. No doubt.

Spiders on Drugs

The Honey Badger most definitely! He’d chase down Chuck Norris’s sorry little ass, pull out his fake hair piece, and bite his old craggly face to bits. Then, he’d start to have fun with him. Lol.

You can see I don’t like Chuck Norris. :D

@Zen

HEY! Honey badger does TOO care about Cobras! It’s not honey badgers fault that cobra can be a mean asshole sometimes

Cobra needs to worry more about this…

Ricky!

@Judi and others. Did you know that cute baby cheetahs look like the ferocious honey badger from behind and above? It’s true. They have a similar color pattern on their fur, that mimics the badger, and that’s supposed to deter predators. It’s nature’s way of protecting the baby cheetah.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3085/2721702747_7882b67db6.jpg

Awww. Cute little honey badger cheetah.

Bruce Lee, until a Viking came by and decided to make it his business.

I showed my husband the video and we vote, honey badger. That is one mean animal!

I vote Honey Badger.

Chuck Norris has an image to maintain and a career to worry about; honey badger don’t give a fuck!