Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me_Part 28?

Thanks Snowberry!

TJBM will thank @snowberry too

Thanks @snowberry!!!
it’s so nice and roomy here.. <skips around>

Tjbm likes to skip to my lou!

I wont skip but I will offer a glass of wine!

TJBM might offer some cheese to go with the wine.

True, I’ll offer Brie.
TJBM is sitting at the kitchen table.

nope
TJBM has stepped in something that they wish they hadn’t.

True. On the day of my high school graduation, I stepped on my cat’s “poo-poo”, just an hour before the graduation ceremony! :(

TJBM passes by a fire station on their way to work everyday.

True!! The one here in town is on the way out to the highway.

TJBM is going to make someones Halloween costume this year.

True! I am in the process of finding materials to make my little one a lion costume, as the lion character in “Wizard of Oz”.

TJBM is going to dress up for Halloween this year.

I already have. I am goose with a cold.

TJBM is anal about having all the bills in their wallet in numerical order

True!!! Yeah, I’m not the only one!
TJBM is enjoying quiet time before the kids get home.

Hahaha!! True!! They are currently out shopping with their Mom. The house is sooooo quiet. Very peaceful.

TJBM lives on a street where buses regularly drive by on their routes.

I do. Not many buses. A few times a day a bus passes by. If you live on the street, the bus driver will stop and let you off at your gate.

TJBM reads the Sunday newspaper in bed.

Nope. I read the Sunday paper at the breakfast table.

TJBM loves French toast.

True!!!!!

TJBM is starving.

False. I am baaad, I just had a Hagen Daaz coffee almond crunch bar. I’m sick, I deserved it, waaah!

TJBM loves ice cream

Yup but on low carb diet ( : > (

TJBM is on a diet too !

True. I’m trying to lose about 3–4 pounds. I started dieting, but I’ve been falling off the bandwagon the past few days. The more I eat, the more I gotta go swimming. Lol.

TJBM hates “chocolate chocolate”, that is candy chocolate, but loves chocolate cake and chocolate ice cream.

No, I like chocolate chocolate. Especially chocolate with orange… oh yum.

TJBM plans time to spend with their loved ones. They actually schedule it to make sure it happens.

Very true.

TJBM prefers tea over coffee.

True. Though I drink more coffee than tea, because I need the “wake-up”.

TJBM loves their tea strong.

I do. I really love tea too. More than coffee. I actually barely drink coffee now.

TJBM has something lovely planned for Sunday. I am going to spend most of the day with my darling husband.

other than work and TWiT, nope
TJBM goes to Chipotle on a regular basis..

False but I lurve me some Chipotle!
TJBM is ambidextrous.

Why, yes, I am..how did you know?

TJBM has very neat handwriting.

Very False! My handwriting has always been so bad, the even in university, I write my exams on a portable pc and and handed the answers in on a 5¼” floppies! TJBM refuses to accept that illegal aliens are entitled to the same rights as others in their country.

True. They give all the deserving, hard-working legitimate immigrants a bad name.

TJBM is someone from a visible minority.

False!

TJBM is laughing.

False. I’m a bit frustrated at the moment…

Tjbm is also frustrated about something

True. I am frustrated that I have a cold, I want to be ACTIVE!

TJBM loves Chai Tea

I’m getting to like it.

TJBM is watching the NCIS marathon.

False, I prefer CSI/Law and Order SVU.

TJBM is tired.

No.

TJBM likes kimche.

I don’t know, I’ve never had it!

TJBM had a great dinner tonight.

Eh, not so much.

TJBM has a fun day planned tomorrow.

True, I’m having a birthday celebration with my family and I’m getting presents and cake and stuff!! :-)

TJBM has school on Monday.

True! :) And I’m actually looking forward to it. All new classes, and two of them are English! :)
TJBM loves English.

True. I did a double major in it (accidentally) in University just because I loved taking English Lit. classes so much.

TJBM is verbose.

Ya think? LOL Oh my Gawd..can I be verbose!

TJBM has been to the Scrabble game

I’ve played Scrabble plenty times but I’ve never been to THE Scrabble game.
TJBM is watching a spooky show.

No. I hate scary shows, I have seen maybe 5 in my entire life.

TJBM just had a very stressful conversation.

@dubsrayboo
THE Scrabble game is here..search for ” Want to play Scrabble with me Part Trois?”

False…not for a few months now since I let go of a difficult person.

TJBM is starving but can’t decide what to make

False. I just had a veggie salad. nom nom

Tjbm’s butt is falling asleep

I have been sitting in the same position for a while, but I guess my butt is used to it. Seems I could sit here like a potato for a very very long time.

TJBM went out dancing in the last 3 months.

<—Raver. Of course. :)
TJBM loves to dance! :)

True. Have’nt been out in awhile though, my hub has some good night life in the summer but winter is the dead zone.

TJBM is sad that Coloma cannot feed herself yet haha

I am. :(
TJBM wants me to make them delicious food! :)

True. I am having toast….haha

TJBM wants a caramel apple

Nope. I hate those things.
TJBM is talking on the phone.

No. But I just sent a text on my phone to someone.

TJBM loves the show Fringe!

I’ve never heard of it, let alone watched it. Lol.

TJBM spent most of today inside the house.

Nope- I did get out- but I must say that I actually did something domestic for the first time in my life! I baked brownies from SCRATCH! With frosting from SCRATCH! And they did not kill anyone or cause extreme, excess thirst! I am soooo happy!

TJBM is really a good cook

Not really. Haha. I’m good at baking though! :)
TJBM wants cookies? :D

Nope. I don’t like sweets at all. Cakes, cookies, candy, etc. Yeech.

TJBM is close to 6 feet tall.

5’6”

TJBM feels like they are getting nowhere fast lately.

Nope.
TJBM feels like they’re getting everywhere slowly. ;)

Nope- I am on a high-speed rail train this year…

TJBM wants to peek into chat to say “Hi” to a newbie!

True! :)
TJBM is gonna.

True, I just jumped in.

TJBM has too many desserts in their house at the moment.

False. Only Butterscotch lifesavers and Jelly haha

TJBM’s cat just brought a SNAKE into the house uh huh, it;s true..but it was a little baby snake

False. (I have no pets.)

TJBM wishes they had a cat or dog.

False. I don’t have any pets and I am fine with that. I do like cats, dogs not so much.

TJBM Baskin & Robbins better than Ben and Jerry’s.

True, but I like Cold Stone the best.
TJBM is about to go to bed. Nighty night!

False. :)
TJBM is in the chat right now. :)

False. Chat is too fast paced for me, I get motion sickness. lol

TJBM has blue eyes wink, wink

Sometimes… They change from blue/green/grey.
TJBM likes eyes. :)

Beautiful eyes yes.

TJBM has a relative named Elizabeth.

Probably.
TJBM is in a bad mood. :(

Nope- I am totally happy with my world.

TJBM was hoping to change careers soon.

Not yet. Someday possibly.

TJBM has never gone to a drive-in movie before.

Never. :O
TJBM thinks drive in movies are creepy.

False. They were lots of fun in my generation.

TJBM went sailing this summer

Nope. I’d love to sail, but I get seasick. Strange, huh, for a guy who loves to swim! lol

TJBM uses incense from time to time in his/her surroundings.

Quite often.

TJBM is creeped out by clowns.

Lol, not creeped out but I have seen IT and they aren’t my favourite things. I gave my daughter a big clown doll when she was a child, she didn’t tell me but it freaked her out so when her brother was born, she gave it to him so it was in his room.

TJBM likes sharks.

Oh no. I grew up around the Gulf of Mexico but don’t even like to see a dead shark.

TJBM would rather go hungry than eat a toaster pastry.

I don’t even know what a toaster pastry is?

TJBM has a favourite snack they cannot resist.

I have a few favourite snack that I cannot resist!

TJBM has the iPhone 4s.

No, I have a Samsung Galaxy S.

TJBM is good at keeping on top of letter/email writing to friends and family (I am not).

True.
TJBM shouldn’t be awake right now…

It’s only 7.30 at night. I’m getting on a bit but I can still stay up later than this :D

TJBM is a night owl.

True. I hate going to bed and waking up early. It pissed me off. but, I get on that cycle to match my husbands sleep patterns sometimes. Pisses me off (I said that already I think). Can’t wait for him to retire.

TJBM Doesn’t care either way who the next US President is.

Nope. I very much care who will be the next president as there will probably be one or two Supreme Court justices to replace.
TJBM is having a relaxing morning but expecting to be very busy later today.

Kinda true, since we’ve got a birthday celebration for me later with family!

TJBM has a headache. :-(

Yay! Happy Birthday @mangeons !!
Yes, I do have a bit of a seasons-changing allergy sinus headache but I’m used to it.
TJBM likes autumn best.

False. Especially not where I live now. Autumn means cleaning up leaves and the cold weather is coming.

TJBM already knows what costume they are going to wear for halloween.

@dabbler It was actually my birthday last week, we’re just having a celebration today. Thanks though! :-)

False, I really need to figure that out!

TJBM is loving the weather we’re having right now.

True!
I let all the leaves fall until my yard is buried…I have never understood why some people get so OCD about falling leaves, I think they are beautiful…stay away from my leaves! lol

TJBM has black furniture

True. In my bedroom. It feels dated to me, but I still like it.

If I didn’t clean up the leaves as they fell I would be buried. We must have 50 bags worth of leaves by the time fall is over. The majority of which we blow back into the woods. I think it would turn my lawn into mush and promote moss growing if I didn’t clean up the leaves every couple of weeks

TJBM is trying to lose weight.

@JLeslie

Yes, sometimes the leaves are outta control.

True. I am working on dropping a few now after going rather soft this last year.

TJBM has a pomegranite tree I am so excited, my tree has fruit for the first time this year!

False. Haha.
TJBM doesn’t like pomegranates! :O

True! I only eat 3 kinds of fruits though.

TJBM is leaving for work soon.

False. I am still in my jammies with a cold and a cup of coffee. haha

TJBM colors their hair

Guilty but in my defence only to a shinier version of my natural colour!

TJBM watched an enjoyable film today.

not really, but am about to watch TWiT later today.
TJBM remembers this tune.

Nope. Before my time, I think.

TJBM remembers this BBC British t.v. series.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHqdH2Ws9ZQ

False.
TJBM is glad I’m finally taking my laptop to get fixed today! :)

Well yes@AshLeigh. I hope it doesn’t cost too much to get repaired and you have it back soon.

TJBM likes catching up on the news in the morning.

true
TJBM is still cheering for the lions.

The lions against who? I’d cheer for them.

The Jelly Below Me wants Christmas to come faster.

I do! I love Christmas.

TJBM loves to dress their tree.

I don’t have a tree, but I love to go trim trees at other people’s houses.

TJBM wants to move to a different city.

Maybe, but I’d like to stay close to home!

TJBM had a great day today! :D

It is just starting. Will let you know later.

TJBM has a favourite pillow.

So True! Out of the six down pillows we have on our bed, I can always tell my trusty pillow that’s been with me now for near 20 years.

TJBM has an ingrown toenail.

Ouch! No, thank goodness!

TJBM raises worms or bees, or some other unusual crop…

nope
TJBM has driven their car into a lake.

I do not drive thus I did not end up in a lake.

The Jelly Below Me doesn’t like to deceive others.

True. I’m always upfront.

TJBM has the Sunday evening blues. :(

I don’t know if I have Sunday evening blues, but I am very sad about Dan Wheldon losing his life in that horrible crash in Las Vegas.

TJBM saw the Indy car crash today.

False. Saw the headline but didn’t read about it.

TJBM hates it when the miss their exit on the freeway and have to go about 10 miles out of their way to get back PSHT!

True! I just did that this past Friday. About 6 miles out of the way. Flipping cannot talk on the phone while driving.

TJBM is just sick and tired of the game making the show 60 Minutes start and run late. Just change the time of the program already.

… Sure.
TJBM just nods and agrees when they don’t know what we’re talking about…

<nods and agrees>

tjbm love jelly belly jellybeans

True. They’re like crack to me.
TJBM found Waldo.

Yes, Is he missing again?

TJBM has been in a crowd of tens of thousands.

Yesiree. :)
TJBM is a lawyer.

nope, but people with my name are.
TJBM has seen interesting lives when they searched their own nane.

False. I’ve never done an ancestry search. I don’t know how : (
my sister did and apparently we are “daughters of the revolutionary war” or whatever it is ; )

tjbm has been in a war

Only with myself.
TJBM likes to paint.

I do. Walls, not canvasses.

TJBM will tell us which type of snob he or she happens to be.

True. I’m a meat snob. I dislike touching raw meat. it’s gicky

tjbm will tell us what kind of snob they are : )

I’m a word snob. I like to read the dictionary. I’m a bug snob (I like bugs). I also love to ski very very fast, and I don’t like anyone in front of me because I can’t stop fast. I’m a ski snob. I’m also a bit of a snob when it comes to punctuation. Should I go on?

TJBM likes snobs!

True! I love snobs and all their hob-nob-snobbery! ; )

tjbm also loves snobs!

Wow, I’m in the company of true snobs. I love it here!

TJBM would like to get one more degree.

Sure. XP
TJBM still rocks overalls. ;)

TJAM: What is XP?

No, I have never owned overalls. Never.

TJBM is way into alternative rock music.

It’s face.

Not waay into..but, my daughter keeps me up to date and truns me onto a lot of good stuff.

TJBM thinks marijuana should be legalized

Ehh. I don’t care. I don’t smoke pot, so it doesn’t matter to me either way.
TJBM is surprised at @perspicacious for never owning overalls.
I’m rocking a pair, right now. ;)

False. been there, done that, didn’t take part the first time around lol : (

tjbm keeps getting distracted from the task at hand…

True. :)
TJBM is in good health! :)

True… that’s why I don’t want to go to the doctor Thursday : (

tjbm doesn’t like going to the doctor

True. I have a cold right now, first one in years!

TJBM regularly colors his or her hair.

Nope.
TJBM wants tea. :)
I’m gonna make some.

False. I don’t drink tea or coffee i just sniff them lol, i usually drink water or milk : )

tjbm is having ice cream!

I wish.
TJBM also wishes they were having icecream. :)

False!

TJBM is getting tired.

Truish but I have too much to do o go to bed : (

tjbm is fluthering from their bed

False. But I will be once my laptop finally gets fixed! :)
TJBM is in complete stalker mode over a band. :)

False. Never Fluther in bed.

TJBM uses their phone for play online.

False.
You cut in line!
TJBM is in complete stalker mode over a band. :)

Hardly. I’m too smart for such as that.

TJBM wears hot pink.

Are you implying that I’m unintelligent for stalking Eve Six? :(
I own one hot pink skirt. But I never wear it.
TJBM doesn’t wear half of the things they own.

I don’t know you or Eve, but if I were you I wouldn’t admit the stalking part.

The clothes remark was true until last month. I moved and left almost all of my clothes behind. Buying new ones is fun.

TJBM has had plastic surgery.

It’s a band. :P
Never.
TJBM has had a major surgery. D:

True. When I was 21 I had kidney surgery to repair a blocked kidney. Ow..not fun at all.

TJBM has snakes around their house

Nope. Alaska, silly. :)
TJBM thinks their mother is weird. :)

Not at all.

TJBM has or has had a koi fish.

Nope.
TJBM is sad for me, because it’s snowing. :(

Snowing?? In October??

True, I am sad for you. Hope the snow melts.

TJBM wears long johns in the winter.

This is Alaska. :P First snowfall of the winter! :(
No, I don’t. I just wear a hoodie, and leggings under my skirt.
TJBM is a beast! :)

Some nights, yes.

TJBM wants to stay home and not go to work tommorow.

School(:
I’d like to stay home, yes. :)
TJBM laughed when @MRSHINYSHOES said “Some nights, yes.” XD

True. Shiney shoes with funny moves lol

TJBM has a lime green comforter on their bed

False. I got an olive green comforter on my bed, not a lime green one. But close!

TJBM loves Peking duck.

PSHT! Noooo…I can still see the fried duck heads in the night markets in asia :-(

TJBM will pass the Grey Poupon

Sure, just ask.

TJBM roller skates.

Shit no. Last time I tried that I ended up with bruises on bruises. The time before, someone pushed me from the middle of the rink, I hit the barrier in such a way that I became airborne and landed in the seats on the other side. I don’t think I should be on ice or roller skates.

TJBM has had a funny but scary accident while participating in some sort of sport.

Bunch of them. I usually get hurt even by doing nothing so let’s not talk about sports.

The Jelly Below Me is sick.

Checks… nope, pretty healthy right now. (We must be sporting twins :D).

TJBM loves getting hand written letters.

True!

TJBM does their own manicures.

Yep.

TJBM has a passion for astronomy.

Does having “Google Sky” on my mobile phone count?

TJBM has been to an observatory and / or star show like the Griffith in Los Angeles.

True ! I’ve been to the Griffith a few times. I saw the moon through their telescope once. I like the scales that tell your weight on various planets, And that wonderful Tesla coil cage.

TJBM has to get to work NOW !

Yeah, I need to get up and get going.

TJBM is still in their PJ’s.

Unfortunately, that is false. :(
TJBM is the “Now or never” kind.

True!

If not now when?

TJBM can draw good cartoon characters

No. I’m a pretty rubbish drawer.

TJBM was up very early this morning.

true
TJBM was up @ 3 a.m.

False.

TJBM was down @ 3 a.m.

Very down, I could have been dead lol

TJBM owns a Jeep

Nope. I have never owned a Jeep.

TJBM owns a Porsche.

No Porsche, but does own a Jeep

TJBM owns a horse

Not right now, but I have, yes. There names were Budge and Ruby. :-)

TJBM has fruit trees in their yard

Yes, Apple, Plum and Pear

TJBM owns a bat house

False. very cool ;-) but, I have had bluebird houses.

TJBM has deer in their neighborhood

True, In my back property all the time this time of year

TJBM puts food out for the animals.

Almost never. Maybe a few times a year I put some melon rind out for the deer. But, I worry they are too accustomed to being near humans. It seems they like eating something that is on my lawn anyway. Not sure what they eat back there.

TJBM hunts deer.

Never! I’m not a fan of hunting unless it is a matter of survival.

TJBM is wearing something blue

Is my iSight camera on on this Mac Book Pro. YES

TJBM can see twenty trees from where they are sitting.

More like 20,000

TJBM overlooks a forest

Yes. Well, I refer to it as the woods, only because I think of forests being much larger, but yes, my backyard goes into the deep woods. The other night I was in my backyard fluthering, and many deer walked by and a fox came practically up on my back deck and scared the shit out of me. It was only 12 feet away.

TJBM likes the new show Pan Am.

False.

TJBM watched The Walking Dead last night.

Oh no, I like some spook but not all.
TJBM had a loooooong weekend.

False.

TJBM likes to DO the wave.

True. If you mean a wave at a sports event. My graduation took place in the brand new basketball arena at my college, and we did a couple waves during the grafuation. It was awesome!

TJBM needs to clean the house like me, but is procrastinating, like me.

False.

TJBM has email to read.

True. Was JUST thinking I should read my mail. haha

TJBM is shopping for a new car

nope
TJBM has more zeros in the family tree than on their paycheck.

counting…i may be a bit

@Coloma your mind. I read.

More on the paycheck phew

TJBM drinks some kind of “zero” drink

True enough, I drink Coke Zero when I crave soda.

TJBM doesn’t like to eat baked potato skins.

True, I didn’t know people actually ate them!

TJBM loves baked sweet potatoes.

yes, and love baked potato skins

TJBM is about to make supper

False. Just had lunch!

TJBM has Italian in their blood.

True. I’m also making pasta as I type this. Yay stereotyping!

TJBM is eating pasta tonight.

False. We’re havin’ hamburgers.

TJBM has (or has had) step-children.

True, I’ve got 3 current stepchildren and 1 ex-stepdaughter :)

TJBM hates shoes with laces.

False. I don’t care either way, I just double knot the laces and slip on the shoe from then on.

TJBM is visiting a friend, or having a friend visit tonight.

False. Friends don’t visit us very often, and vice versa.

TJBM can look out the window right now and see that it’s sunny outside with blue skies.

True. But I also see snow on the ground. :(
TJBM is listening to music.

False. Just got in from grocery shopping and am having a snack

TJBM loves Oatmeal

False. Yuck. I hate oatmeal.
TJBM loves Granola. :)

True, especially in yogurt.
TJBM wants to sell their children to the gypsies.

False. My daughter has flown the nest, it’s a wrap. lol

TJBM just bought 3lbs. of Halloween candy

Nah but I did just buy concert tickets.

TJBM failed at making homemade chocolate & peanut butter cups.

I have.
TJBM sometimes ditches what’s logical.

True. Occasionally a gut feel, premonition, faith or destiny trumps logic for me.

TJBM had a Monday that was not routine…something out-of-the-ordinary.

It had different elements for sure. Elements I could have done with out. Then it continued in a fairly routine way but finished on a high when I spent time with my daughters.

TJBM drinks their tea out of an unusual vessel.

A thermos? :P
TJBM is having a weird day, like me! :o

Nooo, a normal day here. Someone I know drinks tea out of a jar. They walked passed my door and I noticed.

TJBM loves cheese and crackers.

True, Cheese is my biggest food vice (vegetarian but far from vegan).
TJBM knows two languages besides English – at least a bit.

True. 真. Si. Vrai.

TJBM is working late tonight.

SIGH, you had to remind me.

TJBM has worked all night recently

False, I get off at 9pm now on my latest nights.

TJBM likes to golf.

False. I don’t like golf.

TJBM loves Swedish meatballs.

Nope.
TJBM feels alive! :)

I’m Alive, I’m Alive!!

TJBM gets their honey right from the bee hive

False. I get my honey from my honey.

TJBM has seen the movie “Grease” (1978) and liked it very much.

True! I got chills, they’re multiplying!

TJBM is having a conversation on the phone right now.

False.
TJBM is multitasking.

True, true, true, always!

TJBM has something that they should be doing right now, but aren’t.

False. There’s nothing I need to be doing, but I’m doing extra credit, that I don’t need. I’m a nerd.
TJBM is a nerd.

True, I guess. I do all my work for school!

TJBM is now listening to music from “Grease.”

I listen to “Cool Rider” almost every day. But no, I’m feeding my hunger for Eve Six. :)
That totally said “Eve Sex” for a second, before I caught it… O.o
TJBM needs to buy paper.

Nope, I stopped at Staples today.

TJBM reads it as Eve Sex still

False! Dirty minds, people.

TJBM just watched a hilarious video on youtube.

Nope. I’ve been watching the Eve Six song for a million hours.
TJBM likes yo exaggerate! :)

Only when it suits me. It helps in my story-telling.

TJBM has had several near accidents.

True, and several accident accidents. lol
Infact..just today a giant flatbed truck loaded with lumber did not have a %^&$# flag on it’s a$$ and I almost ran into the overhang because it was an optical illusion the way the wood was sticking out. Bah!

TJBM thinks Coloma should buy a classic Jaguar

she should buy a Delorean instead
TJBM can dance to this tune.

Huh…I wish!

TJBM thinks they can dance to the above tune.

Maybe, if I drank about 4 bottles of champagne lol

TJBM likes to write

True!

It’s getting close to TJBM’s bedtime.

Not for another 3 hours. Hooray.

TJBM likes his/her mattress firm.

False, my mattress is nice and cushiony!

TJBM is a loud talker.

I sure can be!

TJBM is an extrovert.

True, for the most part!

TJBM is a quiet talker.

True. I have a naturally soft, but low, voice.

TJBM used to have a set of toy clackers as a kid.

If you count my tap shoes, then yes!
TJBM would love a different dessert other than ice cream and cookies and such.

So true! I love fruit or jello for dessert.

TJBM has junk mail on the floorboards or their car.

False, I don’t really get junk mail and I don’t have a car!

TJBM had a great meal some time today.

my meal is OK
TJBM won’t be able to eat for 6 hours starting from the time when they wake up.

I’ll eat breakfast first, so false.

TJBM has a fedora hat or knows someone who has one.

I have one! It is brown with a rhinestone thingy above the brim.

TJBM likes hats

I like some hats
TJBM can name something that gets passed around.

Salt and pepper at the dinner table?

TJBM drinks water at dinner time as his/her beverage.

False, I always drink milk… ‘cept with pizza then i like to have a soda ; )

tjbm has he achies : /

Not so much, my cold is getting better.

TJBM wishes they were having some of Colomas fresh outta the over french bread. Mmmm!

Trrruuuee!!! I love fresh baked bread! Wanna shack up?!

tjbm like to sword fight with baguette bread

True. That’d be fun!!

TJBM would love to have a pillow fight.

True!! I love pillow fights and wrestling under the covers LOL

tjbm likes to wrestle under the covies too!!

True. Esp. on cold nights.

TJBM lives near a well-known grocery chain.

Kinda. The nearest grocery store is about 12 miles from me.

@EnchantingEla

Shack up? LOL

TJBM is playing with a laser pointer and their cat right now

:( Chaos ran away… So no, I can’t play with him.
TJBM wants Chaos to come home. :(

Yes I do. Chaos go home!

TJBM, just like me, has to go to bed right away because he/she has to get up early tommorow morning. :(

Yes Chaos, come home.
True. :(
TJBM gets to be lazy tomorrow.

I could be lazy everyday if I wanted; I just don’t want. I’m actually ill right now and tired of vegging. I think I’ll have to take it easy one more day, then watch out world.

TJBM loves not wearing shoes.

True. I never wear shoes at home.

TJBM has a programme on their computer that they absolutely love and will tell us what it is and why it is so great.

True. Firefox, because it lets me browse the web at exceptional speeds.

TJBM likes Minesweeper.

I never played it.

TJBM likes Warhammer.

never played it.
TJBM likes Carmageddon.

Hmmmm, no idea.

TJBM just bought a snowblower for this coming winter

Pfft. No.
TJBM is a badass. ;)

False. I’m a softie, too softigious as a matter of fact.

tjbm prefers to clean rather than cook, like moi ; )

Yes @Coloma! shack up LOL u cook + me clean = mmih (match made in heaven lol)

False. prefers to cook vs clean @EnchantingEla mmih

TJBM likes to lounge in reading Sunday morning papers

False. I like to lounge but I haven’t participated in any media form for the last 10 years.
Besides out here I’d have to drive to my mailbox to get my morning paper, I’m not that into it to make the pilgrimage. lol

TJBM likes to travel

I do, but not had the money or opportunity to do so.
TJBM like to take a piss after they poured bleach into the toilet.

Um, can’t say that I do, but, whatever floats your boat. haha

TJBM brushes their teeth in the shower sometimes

False, never have.

TJBM is weird.

Weird is subjective, but, I am rather eccentric which is a good thing, I’ve never been a sheeple.

TJBM has kissed a Camel

False.

TJBM has petted a penguin.

False, but I would love to! It’s no secret that I am madly in love with flappy feet of any kind. lol

TJBM knows how to saddle a horse

False.

TJBM knows how to saddle a penguin.

LOL..False.

TJBM knows how to braid hair

True, but not very well.

TJBM took over 2 minutes to think of what to say.

True… but I got sidetracked it happens a lot to me…

tjbm likes to get sidetracked… like moi LOL

ps. i finded a moon on the last track. see -> ☾

False, but I often do.

TJBM founded a full moon -> O

True! <mumbles> kinda looks like an o to me… <ruffles @erichw1504 hair>
just kidding! here are some awesome stars to go with the moon!
☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

tjbm loves to moon and star gaze…

True.

TJBM founded an upside down question mark -> ¿

True ‘cuz I just stoled yours! ¿ and… I finded an arrow ☈ ; )

tjbm loves finding things!

True. Especially when I find cashola!
TJBM likes to speak in front of large audiences.

False. I hyperventilate. It’s happened. I made it through but just barely..
but…
tjbm likes to speak in front of large audiences and often does.

True. especially if it’s to change peoples opinions, get them thinking, or to change a law
TJBM knows how to make him/herself content.

True.

TJBM would like to guess what is in the box -> ■

It’s a black box, does it contain your final recording lol

TJBM has been up in a hot air balloon It is amazing!

False, but I am dieing to!

TJBM likes oranges -> ó

@erichw1504, this -> ⏡ is inside the box : )

True. Mostly because I don’t like rickets…besides, they look like little suns
TJBM likes to eat exotic fruits & veggies.

True-ish, I love Jicama, elephant garlic and asian pears.

TJBM is not surprised that Coloma had Donald Duck Orange juice for breakfast

TRUE! ;)
TJBM has shared her bedroom with a variety of animals…not all of which have been mammals.

False.

TJBM sees the tumor on this Ê.

that’s a tumor? Ö⌡
TJBM is covered in yard juice.

@reijinni “It’s not a toomah!.

False.

TJBM is covered in keyboard phlegm.

Whaaa? Gross Erich, just GROSS!

TJBM knows Erich drives a Honda Accord ;-)

False, I actually don’t.

TJBM made a false claim against someone.

Apparently. lol

You trickster you! ;-p

TJBM MUST get their shit together NOW projection

No I do not. :))

The jelly Below Me wants to go to a rock concert really soon.

True! I actually am going to Peter Murphy & She Wants Revenge in two weeks.

TJBM doesn’t want to throw out their favorite belt.

False, I don’t really wear belts!

TJBM likes taking pictures.

I do. I just bought a new camera, and everything. :)
TJBM also likes taking pictures.

<——True See my avatar…That was a FUN photo session!
TJBM has bought or sold something on eBay.

False
TJBM would love some fish tonight.

Gross.
TJBM doesn’t like fish.

False. I like them as pets ;)
TJBM is or has been a vegetarian.

I am. :)
TJBM is an artist.

In a way, yes, I write, draw some and have sculpted. ;-)
My daughter paints beautifully though, salable work. We’ve spread the creativity around pretty well between our genes.

TJBM loves Apricot juice

Nope, too sweet.

TJBM thinks Jack N The Box Tacos are damned good any 2 a.m.

Haha..true. I get them sometimes.

TJBM has a colorful house

My room is colorful… I’m colorful(:
TJBM is colorful.

Yes, I am, I have a colorful house, wardrobe and personality. lol

TJBM likes to make S’mores

never bothered
TJBM stirs their hot chocolate with a cinnamon stick

False, I use my finger

TJBM is drinking a warm drink now

False. I’m not drinking anything right now. :)
TJBM is eating.

False. I just finished supper about an hour ago.

TJBM is going to write a response to this.

I guess I am since I appear to be the jelly below you. I just finished eating.

TJBM has a huge cup to drink tea or coffee out of.

I do.(:
TJBM is wearing deodorant. O.o Be honest!

No, I’m allergic.

TJBM is a NASCAR fan.

No I’m not. As much as I like sports cars, I’m not into auto racing.

TJBM goes to the mall on weekends.

I NEVER go to a mall.

TJBM has spent more than $300 for one night in a hotel.

Never… >.<
TJBM doesn’t like hotels.

You bet. I hate them.

TJBM likes flannel sheets in the Winter.

Nooooooooooooo

TJBM sleeps with the window open even when it’s below zero out.

Sometimes, actually.
TJBM just got great news, like me! :)

False.

tjbm (and this jelly) wants to know what @AshLeigh‘s great news is!

I already know what it is. :)
My best friend is coming back to Alaska in six months. :) It’s been two years!
TJBM is happy. :)

Somewhat. Need more sleep to be really happy. Lol.

TJBM likes to sing out loud when there’s no one at home to hear.

Yeah for @AshLeigh great news

@blueiiznh What’s the great news? Tell me, tell me.

@MRSHINYSHOES look in your shinny shoes and look up a few TJBM

Nah, my dog is always home

TJBM plays the music loud enough to hear down the street

@blueiiznh Ah, I got it. Hehe. (My shiny shoes are like a crystal ball, huh?). I’m happy for her too——that is great news. Btw, sent you a pm.

(: Yes, indeed, I do. I sing even louder than that!
TJBM is probably not on very good terms with their neighbors, on account of their noise levels…

True, but not because they play loud music, but because they’re a bunch of snobs.

TJBM likes to get into snowball fights.

Definitely true but who doesn’t?

TJBM wears bifocals.

@MRSHINYSHOES did you say shiny balls and crystal shoes all in the same sentence?

False..

TJBM knows that after Monday and Tuesday, the rest of the week is W T F…..

LOL. True. Then comes the weekend, and a little S and S is in order.

@blueiiznh Shiny balls and crystal shoes? Lol!!!! Um, crystal shoes crack. (pm’d you, btw…lol)

TJBM has Italian roots.

My mothers side is Italian. My fathers is Irish. :)
TJBM has been to Ireland! :)

No, but I’d like to go. @AshLeigh No wonder you got such nice red hair.

TJBM lives near a Chinese restaurant.

I’d like to go too. :) And thank you!
The closest one is about five miles. But the good one is about 13 miles. Yummmmm.
TJBM wants Chinese food now!

Somewhat. I like the conventional stuff in “Western type Chinese restaurants”, like eggrolls, chow mein, etc.

TJBM has an exercise equipment of some sort (eg., exercise ball, exercise bike, etc.)

True.
TJBM exercises daily.

True. Weights daily, swimming every other day.

TJBM hates to run as an exercise method.

True. I have a bad left ankle, I have to be careful or it’ll go out.

TJBM likes to ride bikes

Only with my children, for fun, not for exercise or to benefit my body.

TJBM thinks baby polar bears are too cute.

http://www.cuteheaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/wet-baby_polar_bear.jpg

http://maail.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/flocke.jpg

True! Oh, to hold one would be awesome!

TJBM has 11 fingers

Maybe in my past life in the circus show. Lol.

@Coloma, I wonder if baby polar bears have that same cute body smell as puppies?

TJBM’s ring finger is longer than his/her index finger.

False. I had to look :-p

@MRSHINYSHOES I wonder? My geese smell like citrus fruit, don’t ask me why. haha

TJBM has been told they smell good

True. My little ones sometimes say “Daddy, you smeelll goood.” They’re referring to the cologne I’m wearing (Antaeus by Chanel). lol

@Coloma I’m glad you said your ring finger is not longer than your index finger. Women’s ring fingers usually are about the same length as their index fingers, and men’s ring fingers are longer than their index fingers, due to their testosterone.

TJBM has to go to bed soon.

True. It is 10:33 and, well, I SHOULD go right now. haha Soon, soon, 10 more minutes

TJBM wears polka dot pajamas

Sometimes.
TJBM goes commando when they sleep. :O

When I sleep alone I make a really mess in the bed but if I sleep with someone I am careful not to “bother” them.

The Jelly Below Me owns at least 2 cars.

I have for most of my life but right now I only have one. I’m enjoying the lower insurance costs.

TJBM has driven in a country where he or she had to drive on the left side of the road.

I am not a driver but when we were in England it was fun.

The Jelly Below Me has a lot of lamps in his/her house.

Well, just enough. I don’t like overhead lighting unless I’m cleaning.

TJBM is a student.

No.

The Jelly Below Me wanted to study medicine. [or maybe he/she still does]

nope
TJBM wants to make an Android app.

I’m not into that technology.

The Jelly Below Me likes to sing.

False.

TJBM knows how to build a web page with HTML.

No I don’t. :(

TJBM has an ancestor who was a Samurai warrior.

False, at least not that I know of.

TJBM is anal about grammar and punctuation wherever they type on the computer.

Only when I’m writing for school.
TJBM wants to go back to sleep.

That would be nice but I have a good few more hours until I will be able to go to sleep :(

TJBM is fascinated by history.

True.

TJBM moved desks at the office.

Only in my own home office.

TJBM thinks it’s time for an alien invasion.

True. I am one episode away from finishing the Morgan freeman narrated ” Through the Wormhole” excellent, provocative documentary of where and how life might have began.
I vote for meteors dropping the life seeds on planet earth.;-D

TJBM is a documentary monger

False.

TJBM is the jelly below me.

true
TJBM wants to straddle an electric fence.

Hah! I HAVE an electric fence and I get zapped more than the horses and sheep on the other side. lol

TJBM loves horses

Yes, I love and miss being around horses :)

TJBM is afraid to get up on a horse, they think a horse is sneaky like a cat but with a greater powerful body.

False, I’ve only really ridden one once before, but it was super fun and I’d do it again! :-)

TJBM is TJAM.

You zinger, yes!
I’m checking in a lot later from a different location even.

Umm . . . false? If you mean anywhere above you, then true.

TJBM gets confused when someone responds without putting something about the Jellie below them. =D

Sure.
TJBM is rocking out.

False. Not until Saturday night.

TJBM sometimes wakes up in the middle of a funny dream chuckling.

False. I stay alseep. O.o
TJBM has fallen out of their bed while sleeping, in the last month.

No. I tend to be able to stay in bed once I get there. Have you?

TJBM prefers hotel rooms with opening windows.

True!

TJBM likes Chef Boyardee Raviolis for a snack.

Ew.
TJBM is picky.

Super true!

TJBM is getting ready to go to bed soon.

Bit early. It is only 1.30 pm here. Might stay up a bit later.

TJBM is a ‘big picture person’.

Yes, I do like to look at the big picture when it comes to things.

TJBM has acted out during a dream, like punching the wall or dresser drawer next to him/her or the person beside him/her!

Nah. My dreams are sugarplums and fairies

TJBM had a bad day

Sort of. My day at work was one of ups and downs. Yeech. :(
@blueiiznh Hope you are ok buddy. Thinkin’ of you. I pm’d ya.

TJBM’s eyes are feeling tired after a long day.

nope, eyes on the prize. almost at 11111, will make a wish

TJBM has a head cold

No head cold. (knock on wood). Just feeling blah, that’s all.

TJBM had a dog once with a funny, quirky name.

Nope, I’ve never had a dog!

TJBM wants a cat.

I don’t want one but I may be stuck getting one : /

tjbm wants a hedgehog : p

a wish with sprinkles @blueiiznh, hence the extra lurve ; )

True, they’re adorable!! :-)

TJBM wishes they could have an exotic pet, like a monkey or a wildcat.

Yep. I’d love to have a black panther, or a baby polar bear.

TJBM ate too much today at dinner.

No, I hardly ate anything today.

TJBM loves the Indieplex channel.

Sure. Whatever you say.
TJBM is going to take a shower soon.

Just had one. I don’t want to get waterlogged.

TJBM spends a long time drying and styling their hair.

Drying, not too much, as my hair is quite short. Styling? A bit more, with Brylcreem of course. lol

TJBM is familiar with the Danish/Norwegian dish “Flojlsgrod”. ( By the way, it’s delicious. Will tell you more about it later.)

I am not…
TJBM needs to sleep, but has so much to do.

True. It usually takes me more than half an hour to get ready for bed. :(

TJBM loves the mustard made from dry mustard powder, more than the hot-dog kind of mustard.

I am not really a lover of mustard. I prefer mustard in a jar to that mustard in a squirty bottle.

TJBM actively seeks awards.

Not really.
TJBM’s hair is in their eyes.

nope, hair too short for that.
TJBM thinks that @MRSHINYSHOES would like a plate of lutefisk.

Does that go with mustard? If so, then Yes !
TJBM gets excited when there is a new moon.

False.

TJBM is not feeling well today.

I am feeling well. a few aches, but feeling well.

TJBM has special plans for the weekend and will tell us what they are.

I am car shopping, eating and sleeping cars right now. It’s exhausting! lol

TJBM wishes they were a gazillionaire and had a chauffer.

I just wished I had a chauffeur, that’s all. lol

TJBM is about to have breakfast.

False, already did.

TJBM likes cereal.