(NSFW) How many expressions can Flutherites come up with for coitus?

There are the basics: fucking, swiving, coitus,
the literary: he knew her, he went into her, making the two-backed beast, making the earth move,
the archaic: roll in the hay, getting some jelly roll,
the vernacular: makin’ bacon, bumping uglies, bonking, screwing, boning, shagging,

Can Fluther beat the urban dictionary?