''If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?''?
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October 31st, 2011
A fantastic question asked by James Lipton, on his show Inside the Actors Studio, first used by his idol Bernard Pivot, also a interviewer.
I’m really curious what would you guys (and gals) like to head God say. :)
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“Surprise!”
And it would be.
“I really like what you’ve been doing on earth, and I’m sending you back to do more!”
That would be so cool. And I wouldn’t have to die.
“Hey, welcome aboard shonny, I assume he speaks with a little whistle in his voice, him being so old & all, you can take that splinter out your arse coz it’s all true!!”
“Allieeeeee, come on dowwwwwwn!!” a la The Price is Right.
… or maybe that’s more appropriate for the devil. =/
“Well, on balance, you’ve been more good than bad. You can come in and you can help cook. And sing in the choir.”
You have been loved and you have done good things in the world for people.
I really like the answer Conan O’Brian said: ’‘Conan, how did you do it? Like God is mistified… I know about everyone else, but you… Then we would high five each other and it would case a tsunami on Earth.’’
That aside, probably something like ’‘Sorry it didn’t last longer.’’ or ’‘The food is fantastic.’’
He would say….“I am breaking the rules letting you in here and if you tell anyone here what you really did, I will send you downstairs so fast your head will spin”
“Get out of here, you, you…., you silly you….., go back, have some more fun, and I will see you back here in…....,lets see…....., well…, because it’s you, not before 2061.”
“Yeah…..You thought you were right, didn’t you? Don’t let it happen again…”
I thought you’d never get here to relieve me—it seems like this shift has lasted forever!
“Don’t worry, all dogs really do go to heaven! They’re right over there.”
Someone has been waiting to see you.
Don’t worry. It’s a lot cooler up here than you’ve heard.
We love our fans, but they’re not so good with public relations.
@God Wrong place lady, you belong in Valhalla. Let me just fix that up for ya…
@Symbeline Thanks, God!
@God No problemo.
Welcome. Please, have a seat. I know you have some questions and I know I have some explaining to do.
“There’s a seat available at the open bar in the lounge, go right in!”
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