You return from a 520 day during mock Mars mission; what is the first thing you do when you come home?

Call the doctor about that erection that has lasted WAY more longer than 4 hours.

Use a real toilet, then take a hot bath.

Have a bacon cheeseburger and a chocolate milk shake, and then a really long shower. (Or maybe the other way around.)

Take a bubble bath with a pizza and beer close by.

I would jump on my hubby like he has never been jumped on before… OMG….

Then I would go out for an amazing dinner at the best restaurant in the city.

(I am assuming that my son was never born because I would never do this assignment with my son completely reliant on me…. His father has a disorder that makes him unable to care for the children on his own… so my son and his half brother… we would have to imagine that they did not exist….. No… Wait…. Let’s not….... No… I never went on this trip. I stayed home and looked after my kids. I am all they have. I don’t want to try to imagine that they never existed. My brain doesn’t work that way.)

Pig out on fast food like crazy, shower, and screw.

Fluther about the experience.

Open a jar of pickled pigs feet, a cold beer, and a six pack of Michelob Ultra.

Likely walk away muttering “Now that was a pointless waste of time….”

Probably eat pizza and take a long, hot shower.

Some of you are dirty, stinky Jellies…., I mean, 520 days and only the 521th day you will shower? ;-)

I wouldn’t go home
I would go straight to Amsterdam and then Id go home

I’d get my book and photos published.

I’d rush home to see my pets and daughter and dive on my stash of Happy Brownies in the frizzer. lol