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NSFW- What perfectly innocent topics become incredibly sexual when you talk about them?

Asked by Imadethisupwithnoforethought (14682points) November 16th, 2011

I just found out I can’t talk about honeydew donuts without it becoming naughty in short order.

What other innocent topics should I assume will devolve into unspeakably naughty banter in short order?

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bkcunningham's avatar

Whipped cream.

bkcunningham (18496points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
chyna's avatar

Chocolate.

chyna (51307points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
XOIIO's avatar

Penis

Wait, I did it wrong

But thats how you like it, isn’t it?

XOIIO (18328points)“Great Answer” (3points) Flag as…
FutureMemory's avatar

Hmmm…

Miniature spoons :P

FutureMemory (24753points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
Meego's avatar

Wet rain and moon rooms.

Meego (4697points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
XOIIO's avatar

Today our teacher used SPERM as an acronym for social studies, it was like social something economic something else and military

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mazingerz88's avatar

Honeydew donuts? I maybe a freak coz I don’t get it. Lol.

Anyway, girls and lollipops!

mazingerz88 (28813points)“Great Answer” (3points) Flag as…
LuckyGuy's avatar

Eating out.

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Ayesha's avatar

Lollipops and whipped cream.

Ayesha (6213points)“Great Answer” (3points) Flag as…
ucme's avatar

Stroking my neighbour’s pussy!
She has an adorable cat….what the fuck’s wrong with you people!?!

ucme (50047points)“Great Answer” (4points) Flag as…
Bart19's avatar

Washing the sausage.

My father in law had this sausage and washed it off with water to feed it to the dog… Wait in this context that sounds so wrong.

Bart19 (1020points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
answerjill's avatar

@mazingerz88 – I think he is referring to a New England chain of doughnut stores called Honey Dew Donuts.

answerjill (6198points)“Great Answer” (1points) Flag as…
rebbel's avatar

Watching The Life of Birds from David Attenborough.
“And look there, the colors on those tits…, isn’t that magnificent?!”

rebbel (35549points)“Great Answer” (4points) Flag as…

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