If you became a TV talk show host who would be your first three guests?

Barack Obama, Jimmy Cliff, and Emo Philips.

A jim dandy of a job requires a jim dandy of a lineup…

Jimmy Hendrix, Jim Morrison, James Dean.

Bert & Ernie (the Muppets). Neil deGrasse Tyson. Iron & Wine as the musical guest.

Present Day: Peter Singer, Marjane Satrapi, Antonio Damasio.

Ressurected: Siddhartha Gautama, David Hume, Benazir Bhutto.

Monica Bellucci, Scarlett Johansson and Gisele Bündchen.

Wait a minute. I can ask dead people to be guests?
In that case I want Jesus Christ, Emperor Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus, and Captain James T. Kirk.

This question was one of several in a questionnaire for my company’s chili contestant expose. My hasty reply at 8 in the morning was Robin Williams, George Carlin and Johnathon Winters (in there prime and wackiness).
I should have been a lot more current times, but that’s the way I felt -goofy.

I am sure Astro you wouldn’t ask Jesus because he is like the Easter Bunny.

My first three guests? Let me see…oh yeah, I will call Herman Cain and ask him permission to interview his three famous pals, 9, 9 and 9. Oooo, I could see them now sitting on that couch.

Bill Clinton
Johnny Depp
Gordon Ramsey

I could sit for hours and listen to these men speak.

Oprah Winfrey, Maya Angelou, and Rachel Maddow . . .

Stephen King, George Romero and Sam Raimi.

@AstroChuck I’d watch the fuck out of your show.

Now I know why moderators usually kill these questions, except for this time.
I am also really surprised that there is still no one that would want to shoot the shit w/ Nanci Pelosi and her husband, or members of the deballed Super Committee that are going to pass the buck.

Chef Robert Irvine
Leonardo Dicaprio
And if it were posible….Kurt Cobain ♥ ♥ ♥

Barbra Streisand
Cher
Barry Manilow

It would be total self indulgment but I’m sure they’re big enough names to attract an audience too!

Pitbull, Jason Statham, John Mayer.
I’ll be doing a lot more than just interviewing ‘em. Okay, that makes me a bad bad host. Screw it.

Pol Pot, Castro and Lenin

No, that’s way too political.
but, Jeem, Jim and Duane, yeah that works.