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If for whatever reason, Fluther closes shop, who could be the last jelly standing?

Asked by mazingerz88 (25884points) December 4th, 2011

I’ll be the last jelly crying. : (

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nebule's avatar

it should be pretty much illegal to say such things…Fluther can’t close…it just can’t

mazingerz88's avatar

@nebule A police officer just showed up to arrest me, saying he’s a jelly. : )

nebule's avatar

:-) I’d like to be the last one standing but then I’m not very consistent lately so I’d probably turn up and everyone would be gone like walking into a derelict house, I would be…devastated. Hence why I’m here now…making more of an effort!!

marinelife's avatar

It would be Augie who would turn the lights out and shut the door.

chyna's avatar

@marinelife That reminded me of the last episode of Cheers. Sad.

marinelife's avatar

@chyna But not gonna happen!

TheIntern55's avatar

I’m guessing Auggie would hear the silence and know that something’s wrong.

filmfann's avatar

It wouldn’t be me. I am the weakest link.

I would bet on Augustlan. I visualized her laughing maniacally not having to deal with my frequent spelling and punctuation errors.

dappled_leaves's avatar

It will be zen_42.

perspicacious's avatar

I’ve been called the last one standing before; I can do it again.

Meego's avatar

I agree it would be Augie.

cookieman's avatar

Augie for sure, but I’d go down swinging.

zensky's avatar

Lisa. I would hold the door for her. Ryan would dick punch me on the way out.

Berserker's avatar

Ironically enough, Bendrew?

jrpowell's avatar

Who pays the bills? Probably them.

laineybug's avatar

I have to say, I think it would be my mom, Augustlan.

Aethelwine's avatar

@chyna or the last episode of Seinfeld, but it would be Auggie, Ben, Andrew and Mr. Henry behind bars. ;)

Bellatrix's avatar

It will be Zen in one of his many guises.

mazingerz88's avatar

@Bellatrix @zen is @augustlan?!

zensky's avatar

No. Zen does Augustlan.

Berserker's avatar

You wish lol.

zensky's avatar

Aren’t we playing the irregular auxiliary verb game?

Joker94's avatar

I don’t even want to think about what’d happen but, perhaps Death Cab for Cutie summed it up best…I will follow you into the dark.

Brian1946's avatar

Not me, because I’m always seated when I Fluther. ;-)

talljasperman's avatar

Augustlan would protect the last legit Jellies and would fight a last stand against the Spammers…and Trolls…

TheIntern55's avatar

@talljasperman I don’t think Auggie would have the beard though…..

augustlan's avatar

I’ll leave when they pry Fluther from my cold, dead fingers. <POOF fade to black>

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