Cure for stress?

I’m super stessed right now. Here’s why: I have major exams coming up, I’m on my never-ending period, my friends are pissing me off, my friends are making me to happy, my mom is on my case, Christmas presents need to be bought, I have to make honor roll this semester, I’ve gotten no sleep, exams are coming up, I’m studying like a mad-man, my mom hates me, she’s pissing me off, exams are coming up, and I’ve been running so much, I think I’ve ran a marathon this week. Oh, and my hair is falling out, by the hand stroke. I can’t even brush my hair anymore as much as I normally do.

A girl can’t take this stress. I’m aching, I’m studying, I’m running, I’m giving advice, I’m getting pissed off and at, and I can’t take it anymore!

Please! De-stress me.