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“And seriously, forgiving is for pussies.” – Ghandi - Care to come up with some made up quotes by famous people?

Asked by rebbel (28752points) December 9th, 2011

@Blondesjon coined the Ghandi quote is his smitten question well, I am pretty sure he did…I thought it to be quite funny and a search didn’t bring up results as to the validity but you can prove me wrong, of course…
Anyway, can you produce a quote that could (not) have been said by a famous dude/dudess?

“I never can remember my dreams when I wake up.” – Martin Luther King

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“The ends justify the means.” – Machiavelli

“Luke… I am your father.” – Darth Vader

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“I can see Russia from my house.” –Sarah Palin

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@King_Pariah “can you produce a quote that could (not) have been said by a famous dude/dudess?”

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I don’t think the Indians will give us any trouble today, Custer.

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“I did have sex with that woman,” Bill Clinton.

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“Four score and seven pints ago” Abe Lincoln.

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@RealEyesRealizeRealLies that’s the thing. Those are all misquotes. None of those people actually said that.

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Ok I’ll buy that @King_Pariah. Up until this very moment I thought for sure and would have bet a plucked hen that Darth Vadar did in fact say “Luke… I am your father”.

Alas, at 1:43 on this video, I stand surprisingly corrected @King_Pariah.

I’ll take your word for the other quotes… as I slink away to console my shame

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@King_Pariah You can add: Play it again, Sam. —- Humphrey Bogart in Casablanca.

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@filmfann . . . still too soon for the lennon crack :(

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@filmfann bad form on JL

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@Blondesjon and @blueiiznh No one, but no one, misses Dr. Winston O’Boogie more than I.
I was looking for balance there, since I made several cracks against Fox morons.
And, for the record, I bet John would have laughed at that.

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@filmfann . . . Hey man, whatever gets you through the night . . .

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@filmfann true, but it still stings after my annual watching of Imagine last night

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@filmfann Too soon on the dalepetrie remark. Just saying. Sniff.

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@CWOTUS . . . that’s an actual quote. ask the chick above you.

@zensky . . . dalepetrie was shot down in the prime of his life by some zealot? hilarious.

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<————-“I’‘m never promise to get going again, I drunk”

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@jonsblond Funny and topical.

That was my comment and my quote.

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You awake dude??

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Sh boom, sh boom.

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I hope one day you’ll join us
And the world will all be rich too… Alan Greenspan?

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(to a Jelly that asks relationship questions)

I understand. It is okay, you will be okay. Bad things happen to good people and I know life is not fair. Just find a happy place to be and everything will be okay. Yes, he might be flirting with another girl, but I know deep inside he loves you. Give yourself a hug and you’ll be okay. Honest. @RealEyesRealizeRealLies

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I’ll just write this one great quote and go to bed.

CWOTUS

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sorry, couldn’t help it!

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I’ll use a pseudonym so everyone won’t know I’m really a girl.

;-)

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Saying that really hurt me.

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actually, that’d be pretty fucking sweet

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Video games are the way of the future. -Jack Thompson

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@Symbeline

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Enough with all this gay shit already. Get thee to a church.

Simone_de_Boverated

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@zensky That sounds like something Callisto would have said. (Xena’s arch nemesis) And she’s awesome. :D

Boobs? Pfft, I have no interest. -Zen

Even I can’t take that seriously. Boob fiend. :D

Edit- Corrected; he likes boobs.

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♫Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things just don’t seem the same
Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why
‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy♫

Justin Bieber

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Brother bought a Corona, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the Corona, she drank them both up
She put the lime in the Corona, she drank them both up… Any Irishman

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Hop on Mom.

Theodor Seuss Geisel

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Steve Jobs

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Robinson Crusoe

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Claude Monet

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Stan Lee

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Robert Plant

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Salvador Dali

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Jim Henson

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mmmm SWEET N LOW!!!

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Invent a meaning.
Use any spelling you like.
If I know what I mean, so does everyone else.
Don’t like the noun? Make it a verb.
Apostrophe’s’s’? Sprinkle like salt.
Its’ all good and very unique.

Gailcalled

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@janbb

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Cat’s have souls and have at least nine lives in fact.

@Blondesjon (from Milo)

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Did you Finish? No, I’m Danish.

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Tom Cruise as Lt. Kaffee- “I want the truth!”
Jack Nicholson as Col. Jessep- “I can’t tell you the truth because my mom said she’d give such a spanking if I ever got court martialed!”

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Get mel gibson on the phone, I’m making a movie about ww2.
Tom Cruise.

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I blame spellcheck.
Thomas Jefferson

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“Go, Army!” – Chester Nimitz

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Too much of a good thing shouldn’t be allowed. Mae West

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Sir Issac Newton

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“Open source is the way to go.” – Steve Jobs

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Ow, ow, Too deep, ow. Too hard. Gentler, zen, gentler. Watch it!

Augustlan

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Welcome to Sweet Cuddle Wuddle Club. First rule of Cuddle Club is: you talk about Cuddle Club. The second rule of Cuddle Club is: you MUST talk about Cuddle Club! Third rule of Cuddle Club: someone yells “don’t stop!”, goes limp, cries out, the Cuddle is never over. Fourth rule: as many people as possible to a cuddle. Fifth rule: one cuddle at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: No shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: Cuddles will go on as long as you want to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first time at Cuddle Club, you don’t have to cuddle.
– Tyler Durden

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“Did you see the fuckin’ tits on that?” – Pope John Paul II

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“I’m not perfect.” – Any US presidential candidate.

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Fuck you. And fuck her, too.

Barry Manilow.

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“Excuse me…” – Bette Midler

“I don’t mean to interrupt. May I have a word here? – Bill O’Reilly

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Let me get you the name of my therapist. Mel Gibson

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Let me get that phone for you. Russell Crowe.

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Y’all come back next year. Jim Jones

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“I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!” -Ronald McDonald

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@linguaphile I was just thinking I love dogs, Wicked Witch of the West.

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“Are you ready for some football?” – Lady Gaga

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@Adirondackwannabe grin!

Hey, start up that bulldozer and lets knock down 100 acres of trees today! -John Muir

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I love a rainy day. The Tin Man

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I love rainy days and Mondays… -The Wicked Witch of the West

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I am the champion of Christmas! – Son Goku

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“I don’t feel like playing today.” – Ernie Banks

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“Dear diary, today was a great day
Bought myself a brand new horse
She’s strong and fast and so very beautiful
and just a little wild of course
I know tomorrow I can tame her
If I only believe
Wish me luck diary,
Christopher Reeve

– Christopher Reeeve

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A brave man keeps his head when others lose theirs, Ichabod Crane

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“I am Spartacus.” – Bruce Wayne
“I am Spartacus.” – Clark Kent
“I am Spartacus.” – The Lone Ranger
“Tony Curtis is Spartacus. Crucify him, not me.” – Kirk Douglas

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That seared Sonoma foie gras with mission fig and a balsamic reduction was a delight. -Jeff Foxworthy

Oh, I agree! -PETA member

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“Meow!” – Willow

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“Ruff! Ruff!” – Milo

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Eight Supreme Court judges shouldn’t be deciding policy. Rick Perry
For our international jellies the Supreme Court has nine judges.

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“w00t!” – Tony Soprano

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“Just stop it.” – Nike

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“Forgiving is for pussies” – Milo.

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Slow down I’m enjoying the scenery. George Patton

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Lend me an ear Vincent Van Gogh

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@ragingloli It wouldn’t surprise me if Kakarot actually did say that though.

Goku! -Vegita

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“I was listening carefully to the Republican candidate debates the other night, and they made a lot of sense to me. It’s too bad they’re over; I’d like to hear more.” – @ragingloli

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“Slow down. They just want a couple of pictures for Christ’s sake.” – Lady Di

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“No, I don’t like that dress. It’s too garish.” – Lady Gaga

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“Which one of you little cocksuckers spilled sugar all over the kitchen?” – Mary Poppins

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Let’s stand our ground on this issue! Barack Obama
President Obama any Republican candidate

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“Dear Diary,
Today, I walked outside, and said hi to Adolf Hitler.
I didn’t have the urge to kiss a boy today.
I hate Jews. I’m not scared of the Nazi’s.

P.S.- I just read Mien Kampf. Pretty damn good!”

-Anne Franke

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” I won’t be back.” -Arnold Schwartzenager (spelling?)

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“Vegetables are a girl’s best friend.” – Marilyn Monroe

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@blueberry_kid LMAO on Anne Franke. XD

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I’ll respect you in the morning. Ron Jeremy.

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Dear diary,
today was a good day
Papa and I picked wild flowers
Mama joined and we lay in the sunshine
Then we sang and danced for hours
I know tomorrow will be even better
So the good lord I thank
I’ll write more later
Love, Anne Frank

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“My way or the highway.” – Burger King

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I could really use a Big Mac, extra cheese. Gandhi

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From a runaway fake quote session with my kids… we got:

(singing) “She’s a Brick House!” – Ru Paul
“The wind blew my candle out!” -Elton John
“This shit really burns”—herpes commercial
“Anyone have a hair straightener?” Little Richard
“That make up’s a little overdone, don’t you think dahlin’?” -Tammy Faye Baker
“Your forehead’s too big to be a model” -Tyra Banks
“I always have a spare pair of undies with me” -Lindsey Lohan
“Locks of Love?” -Britney Spears
“Hold on, I need to move and get a better reception…” -the Verizon Guy
“It’s just a game.” Bear Bryant, upon losing to Auburn
“You’re a fuc*in’ idiot.” Thumper, to Bambi
“I’m full.” -The Very Hungry Caterpillar

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“Are you ready for some football?” – Hank Williams, Jr.

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“Fuck it! I’ll do it live, then!!” – Rachel Maddow.

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@linguaphile Love the Verizon Wireless one! Hahaha!

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“Let’s call and see if anyone’s home first.” Attila the Hun

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“Fact from diction, truth from fiction.” – HypocrisyCentral

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“F@%# this shit!” attributed to Cookie Monster after walking off the set of “Cookie loves carrots” take #47

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“It’s such an amazing universe we live in. We are all made of star stuff…..” – Kim Kardashian.

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I am not falling for that question; I don’t want world peace. – Miss World 2012

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“I’d like to buy the world a Pepsi.” – anonymous CGI polar bear
“Things go better with Coke.” – Britney Spears (Notwithstanding that she may have actually said that, albeit with a lower-case ‘c’.)

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Lol! @ anonymous CGI polar bear.

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“Let’s go get ready for church, guys. Meanwhile, I’ll look for my bible and cut my hair. I might even decide to grow for a change.” -Snooki

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@blueberry_kid! I haven’t seen you in a while- Glad to see you!

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