“And seriously, forgiving is for pussies.” – Ghandi - Care to come up with some made up quotes by famous people?

@Blondesjon coined the Ghandi quote is his smitten question well, I am pretty sure he did…I thought it to be quite funny and a search didn’t bring up results as to the validity but you can prove me wrong, of course…
Anyway, can you produce a quote that could (not) have been said by a famous dude/dudess?

“I never can remember my dreams when I wake up.” – Martin Luther King