Got any monkey idioms?
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December 12th, 2011
You know, “monkey on my back”, “monkeying around”, “spank the monkey”. Maybe “ape”, too.
I am not interested in a general discussion around the topics of monkeys or idioms, so I want this in general not social. Can that be my choice?
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A “monkey” is cockney slang for the grand sum of £500.
Also, the residents of a town just 5 miles from me are known as “monkey hangers”
It’s a long story which I can’t be bothered to go into.
Monkey see monkey do and monkey in the middle.
Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle if this isn’t a GQ.
Monkey business
Also, not really an idiom, but I have heard some berate “crotch rocket” style motorcycles as making their riders look like a “monkey f*ing a football”.
This question is more fun than a barrel of primates.
I hope nobody throws a monkey wrench into this thread.
Saru mo ki kara ochiru – Japanese proverb.
Monkey also tree from fall
In other words: “Even monkeys fall from trees.”
Monkey see, monkey do.
More fun than a barrel of monkeys.
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil… with visuals.
Not too soon, you big baboon?
this is in general?
“So easy a trained monkey could do it.” (before Geico cavemen…)
Monkey rigged – temporary to semipermanent repairs using nonstandard usually less than safe methods.
Fondly referring to a child as a cheeky little monkey.
Just curious… does anyone regard any of these as potentially racist? “Cheeky little monkey” for some reason makes me envision a British colonial officer referencing a person of color. Maybe it was from a movie…
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
@6rant6 sounds like something Howard Cosell once said during a Redskins game on Monday Night Football.
All around the cobbler’s bench,
the monkey chased the weasel.
The monkey thought ‘twas all in fun,
Pop, goes the weasel.
“So cold it could freeze the balls off a brass monkey.”
Kinda difficult to explain. There used to be a thing called a monkey which was a triangular piece of brass which held a pyramid-shaped stack of cannon balls. Brass, being somewhat subject to the elements, would shrink in the extreme cold. Hence the expression.
I never realized how many idioms there were with monkeys….. I wonder why that is.
Monkey business
I’ll be a monkey’s uncle
Monkey suit
If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys
Grease Monkey
Softly, Softly Catchee Monkey
Monkeyshines
Code monkey
Speak to the organ grinder not the monkey!
Get your monkey up
Monkey also fall from tree
Monkey bath
Cheese-eating surrender monkeys
Monkey talk
800 pound gorilla
At a place I used to work, the CEO earned $853,000 a year. His secretary, for 15 hours a week, earned $115,000 a year.
She was his pillow monkey.
Do the “Monkees” count? As in Davy, Peter, Micky and Michael.
And this many songs about monkeys.
Everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my monkey.
John Lennon
So easy even a trained monkey can do it
If we are in Chinese language school, we will study one story today. This story is named “calling a stag a horse”.
In the reign of Emperor the Second of the Qin Dynasty (221–207 B.C.), the Prime Minister Zhao Gao, obsessed with ambitions, was planning to usurp the throne day and night. But he did not know how many of the ministers in the court were allowed to be ordered about by him and how many of them were his opponents. So he thought out a way to test how high his prestige among the ministers was and also to find out who dared to oppose him.
One day when court was held, Zhao Gao let someone bring a stag to the court and, with a broad smile on his face, he said to Emperor the Second of the Qin Dynasty: “Your Majesty, here is a fine horse I’m presenting to you.” Looking at the animal, Emperor the Second thought that it was obviously a stag and it couldn’t be a horse. So he said smilingly to Zhao Gao: “Mister Prime Minister, you are wrong. This is a stag. Why do you say it is a horse?” Remaining calm, Zhao Gao said: “Will your Majesty please see more clearly? This really is a horse that covers a thousand miles a day.” Filled with suspicion, Emperor the Second looked at the stag again and said: “How can the antlers be grown on the head of a horse?” Turning around and pointing his finger at the ministers, Zhao Gao said in a loud voice: “if our Majesty do not believe me, you can ask the ministers.” In this school, we can take many Chinese language lessons, and the lessons are easy to understand. Reading Chinese story is an easy thing.
The nonsense of Zhao Gao made the ministers totally at a lose, and they whispered to themselves: “What tricks was Zhao Gao playing? Was it not obvious whether it was a stag or a horse?” But when they saw the sinister smile on Zhao Gao’s face and his two rolling eyes which were gazing at each of them, they suddenly understood his evil intentions.
Some of the ministers who were timid and yet had a sense of justice did not dare to say anything, because to tell lies would make their conscience uneasy and to tell the truth would mean that they would be persecuted by Zhao Gao later. Some ministers with a sense of justice persisted that it was a stag and not a horse. There were still some crafty and fawning ministers who followed Zhao Gao closely in ordinary times. They immediately voiced their support to Zhao Gao, saying to the emperor: “This really in a horse that covers a thousand miles a day.”
After the event, Zhao Gao punished by various means those ministers with a sense of justice who were not obedient to him, even with whole families of some of those ministers executed.
This story appears in “The Life of the First Emperor of the Qin Dynasty” in The Historical Records written by Sima Qian. It is the Chinese character learning for Chinese speaker. That is after we have read over a story, we can understand a truth. From this story people have derived the set phrase “calling a stag a horse” to mean deliberately misrepresenting something and misleading the public.
Are there some interesting history stories which are helpful to learn Chinese history? Like Calling a Stag a Horse
Welcome to Fluther, @jessiejane0727. Quit monkeying around with the topic. But I like the story.
“Like two monkeys trying to fuck a watermelon”
A friend of mine this evening
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