If you were the god/goddess of something, what would you champion?

Take the ’‘several gods’’ approach like in Greek or Norse mythology, and choose one idea, thing or concept that you would champion. It can be anything, something corny, funny, imaginative, something important to you, something hilarious.
What do you champion? Any rituals and things that your worshipers would do? How do they depict you physically? And how does your choice relate to yourself, as in who you are, what your life is like, etc. That is, if you choose to make it relate to yourself. Be all serious or silly, it’s all cool.
Let’s see what kind of crazy ass pentheon the Fluther Gods would create. :D