NSFW How do you measure a man's organ?

Lol! I measure from the top, that’s the furthest you’re getting in anyway.

@Blackberry Good point. LMAO

You know how you feel rich when you go to a country with a low currency value, and all of a suddern your 100 bucks becomes 5000 rupees? well… I measure mine with a caliper.

In case you are wondering, I’m a staggering 175000 micrometers long. (minus 25% for internet boasting exchange rate)

@poisonedantidote That’s awesome.

@poisonedantidote I never thought of that lol.

from the tip of the middle finger to the inside of a 90° elbow

Well they say you can estimate the length from the tip of the thumb to the index finger.

@Ayesha How did you come across that bit of info?

@Adirondackwannabe I heard it a long time back. I think somewhere on t.v.

@Ayesha I guess the big hands and feet thing really applies.

@Adirondackwannabe Yes.
Why do you think I lurveeee big hands?

I measure mine on the top. I’m very proud of my nearly-two-inches. (and no, not a joke. large doses of testosterone does amazing things to a female anatomy.

Not very easily, at least for me. I need a couple yard sticks or even measuring tape.

You can’t measure a mans penis by measuring anything but the penis. No finger tip to elbow measurement, not thumb to whatever measurement. No shoe size, no big noses, no nothing. Being taller does not mean anything just as being short does not measure the penis either.
To measure you take it from the top to the tip. Dang, if my hands, elbow to finger, and feet were indicators of my size, I’d be rolling my penis up just to wear pants. Thank God I do not have to do that. I’ll just take my dangle at an angle and leave it be. We are all large enough to get the job done.

What’s the point? It’s not like parts you can change… “Hey, I lost two inches on my waist.” It is what it is. I’m just glad the thing still works.

From the pedals till the chandeliers.

I would measure by the bang in your buck…....

I’ve only ever done this once, following instructions on a kit to make a lifelike rubber rendering of a person’s tinky winky. We used a fabric measuring tape from a sewing kit and measured both from below and on top. I do agree with @Blackberry though, for general tinky winky purposes.

Lovingly.

With proper respect and admiration.

Once you’ve guesstimated add 2 for your final proper answer.

How did I miss this gem of a discussion? Hilarious.

@ANef_is_Enuf I was coming off of a bad day and needed a laugh. It was a gem. :)