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Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me_Part 34?

Asked by creative1 (12054points) January 3rd, 2012

The game rules are:

Respond to the question/statement from the poster above.
Ex: I might make the statement:
The Jelly below me drinks 10 cups of coffee daily

The response might be:
False! I hate coffee or,
True!

Then they might state:
The Jelly below me has blond hair.

There are no right or wrong answers, so be as creative as your heart desires.

Happily, this is becoming the Never Ending TJBM Game. Hopefully most all Jellies will join in.

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creative1's avatar

TJBM has a new years resolution and will share what it is

DaphneT's avatar

False. I don’t do resolutions as I don’t keep them.

TJBM knows a good budget counselor. mine is departing and I have to find a new one. :(

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

True: But knowing one isn’t the same as needing one.

TJBM has ice cold feet in bed.

harple's avatar

TRUE! It is SO frustrating!

TJBM prefers a hot water bottle to an electric blanket.

digitalimpression's avatar

I absolutely hate this game yet I cannot resist it. Anyway…. here we go again..

SHRUG! I don’t use either so not sure. I’m not into being pampered. =)
TJBM has a crazy campfire story that they won’t tell anyone about.

rebbel's avatar

You are right…...., and it goes likes this: .........

TJBM fills in where I left off.

DaphneT's avatar

There we were sitting by the campfire, enjoying the smooth slide into evening with Kahlua and coffee….....

TJBM fills in the next bit.

Coloma's avatar

True. ......and Colomas Happy Brownies

TJBM wants to know what insanely inane thing happened to me today

jazmina88's avatar

True…..what’s shakin Coloma? I used to make “Brownies”.

TJBM is looking for a job or career change?

AmWiser's avatar

True. Considering going back to work part time.:(

TJBM has a fireplace and uses it often.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

False: I live in a van down by the river.

TJBM can spare some change for gas money?

cookieman's avatar

Sorry brother. I just lost my job.

TJBM loves marshmallows.

Coloma's avatar

True. But, only in Rocky Road Ice Cream and roasted, oh wait, and S’Mores, and, and, stale Easter peeps. Yep, it’s affirmative lol
@jazmina88 I dropped my blow dryer into the basket under my bathroom counter and the physics were just right, it knocked the lid off the hairspray and landed on the nozzle and sent a 20 second geyser of hairspray all over the bathroom. It was truly a feat to behold! lol

TJBM likes giant shredded wheat bisquits

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

True: They’ve done wonders for my dance career

TJBM Can’t get no s.a.t.i.s.f.a.c.t.i.o.n…

AshLeigh's avatar

Sure.
TJBM is glad to see @RealEyesRealizeRealLies here. :)

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

you sure know how to clear a room @AshLeigh Now I’m as happy as a little girl.

TJBM is still hungover from NEW YEARS… like me.

Coloma's avatar

Yes, but not from alcohol, from food. lol

TJBM has eaten waaay too much this last few weeks

AshLeigh's avatar

That I do, @RealEyesRealizeRealLies.
Not really..
TJBM didn’t get hung over on New Year’s, like me.

cookieman's avatar

True. I drank bottled water all night. But, I ate waaayy too many cookies (perhaps not surprisingly).

TJBM wants go splash in puddles.

AshLeigh's avatar

No. It’s below zero here… Darn you Alaska!
TJBM thinks Alaska is too cold, and that I should move.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

True: Moving gets the blood circulating, thereby warming the body.

TJBM Can’t maintain eye contact

AshLeigh's avatar

<—Poker Face Champion! >:)
I didn’t even watch the video.
TJBM also didn’t watch the video.

blueiiznh's avatar

nope….what video :)

TJBM stuck their tongue out today more than once

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM wants to hug a wolverine.

Coloma's avatar

False. But I’d love to see one, they are here, a few rare sightings in the mountains once in awhile.

TJBM wants a to own 4 Saint Bernards

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM wants to launder (wash) money.

ratboy's avatar

Not at all, I love filthy lucre.
TJBM seeks a goat to sacrifice on Satan’s altar.

babybadger's avatar

Nah, sounds like dirty work.
TJBM has excersized today!

AshLeigh's avatar

I have.
TJBM is making a hard decision, like me…

babybadger's avatar

Yepp. Whether to continue procrastinating/fluthering or to study for the English test today. You’ve forced me to really think about it, I guess I’ll get off sigh
TJBM wishes @AshLeigh luck in her hard decision.

blueiiznh's avatar

Absolutely!!!!! _ggod luck @AshLeigh

TJBM still has their christmas tree up

AshLeigh's avatar

Thanks…
Yeah. We put it up late this year, so we’re leaving it up for a while.
TJBM is happy when they see @babybadger‘s picture! :)

JoeyOhSoClever's avatar

True. The yellow one makes me happy, even though my favorite color is blue.
TJBM has been in love once with a hot blonde!

AshLeigh's avatar

Nope. Only a brunette, once upon a time.
TJBM is glad my friend @JoeyOhSoClever is here on Fluther. :)

Joker94's avatar

This jelly’s always happy to see a new face!
TBJM got out to the movies this holiday season and can recommend me a new movie.

cookieman's avatar

Yup. Went see The Muppets. As a huge fan of the Muppet Show when it originally aired, this movie hit all the sweet spots for me. I laughed out loud…even cried a little. You should see it too.

TJBM will tell us their favorite Muppet.

AshLeigh's avatar

That’s a hard decision. :/ I like them all.
TJBM also likes them all.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

No. This Jelly only likes the one with the rainbow connection featured in it, and the latest one.
The Jelly below me watches shows for children with way too much enthusiasm.

AshLeigh's avatar

Blues Clues is my favorite.
TJBM is allergic to cats.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

I AM! Creepy.
TJBM Doesn’t usually play the TJBM games but can’t sleep and has had too much whisky.

AshLeigh's avatar

Actually, I do usually play it. And I’ve only has a little whiskey. But I don’t want to sleep. It’s only 7:45 O.o
TJBM is an alcoholic! D:

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

No, but he is trying his damndest.
TJBM lives in some weird time zone where nobody ever fluthers when it is convenient.

Joker94's avatar

Thankfully that is not the case. Granted, I’ve had many chat sessions on here around 2 or 3 in the morning.
TJBM wishes they could sleep in late tomorrow!

AshLeigh's avatar

I wish. :/
TJBM is talking on the phone.

Coloma's avatar

False. I am in and out of my garage doing laundry so exciting I know lol

TJBM has a stomach ache

AshLeigh's avatar

I like doing laundry. Want me to come do it for you?
I don’t.
TJBM likes doing laundry.

Coloma's avatar

I like it more than vacuuming haha

TJBM is wearing pink

AshLeigh's avatar

Never. I’m wearing blue.
TJBM has had braces.

Coloma's avatar

False, but I had a retainer for a few years.

TJBM will tell us the color of their bed

AshLeigh's avatar

It’s just white. But it’s really cushy. :)I love it.
TJBM plays with leggo’s.

ZEPHYRA's avatar

False, that was a looooong time ago.
TJBM has just started cutting down on their fat intake.

jazmina88's avatar

True. weight loss is being achieved

TJBM loves to clean.

AshLeigh's avatar

Never.
TJBM reads the dictionary.

JoeyOhSoClever's avatar

False. That sounds boring.
TJBM wants a relationship with someone they know they can’t have.

Coloma's avatar

False. I’m the old broad these days, relationships don’t interest me much anymore. It’s nice. lol

TJBM is going to the movies today

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is a monster.

Coloma's avatar

False. I am a good fairy. lol

TJBM wants to know who the creepy corpse is in @RealEyesRealizeRealLies avatar is

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM just let out a loud belch.

Paul's avatar

False, I’m at work and I’m not sure my colleagues would appreciate that.
TJBM is off work today.

Coloma's avatar

True, and going to the movies with my daughter at noon, :-D
Hey Paul…good to “see” you again!

TJBM doesn’t drink anything before seeing a movie because they hate having to go to the bathroom in the middle of it

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM gets the extra large popcorn at the movies.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Always
TJBM hates to wear 3-D glasses at the 3-D theaters.

Paul's avatar

No I love them. It’s like I’m Neo. Even if they are awkward to wear over my normal glasses.
Hello Coloma =]
TJBM thinks 3D is a gimmick at best.

erichw1504's avatar

True, I prefer IMAX.

TJBM will be seeing a film in IMAX this year.

Coloma's avatar

Maybe. :-)

TJBM has snoopy neighbors

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM sneaks in their own food into the theater.

cookieman's avatar

No need to sneak. One if the thwarted near me encourages people to bring their own food.

TJBM hates paying upwards of $8.00 for a movie ticket, but does not yet have a jumbo HD television at home…so they feel stuck.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is a dubstep fanatic.

GracieT's avatar

I have no idea what that is, so nope!

TJBM is a secret fan of Justin Bieber (did I spell that right?)

AmWiser's avatar

FALSE! And yes, I think you spelled it right.

TJBM likes wind chimes. Got any??:-)

MilkyWay's avatar

True, but no. I haven’t got any.
TJBM likes to dance

AshLeigh's avatar

I do. But I’m bad at it. Haha.
TJBM is awesome. :D

MilkyWay's avatar

If you say so :D
TJBM is tired

DaphneT's avatar

True. It is what it is.

TJBM knows Amaryllis plants inside and out.

TheIntern55's avatar

False…..I don’t know them at all.
TJBM hates being confused.

DaphneT's avatar

True. I’m getting used to it. it helps to participate in an international community like Fluther

TJBM loves hot chocolate. after it’s cooled enough to drink, burnt my tongue, again

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes, I do.
TJBM has heard of Ovaltine.

DaphneT's avatar

True. Rich Chocolate, mm-mm.

TJBM wants to live where the weather is moderate.

TheIntern55's avatar

True. Don’t like the hot, don’t like the cold. That would work.
TJBM can milk a cow.

AshLeigh's avatar

No..
TJBM is a midget.
I’m looking for a midget.

cookieman's avatar

I’m six feet tall, so…nope.

TJBM can fall asleep anywhere.

reijinni's avatar

perhaps
TJBM had to leave a building while taking a dump.

Coloma's avatar

Not that I ever recollect, no.

TJBM wonders if this has happened to @reijinni recently lol

DaphneT's avatar

No, could have lived without the image…

TJBM dreams in color.

AshLeigh's avatar

I forget to dream in color…
TJBM is hungry!

geeky_mama's avatar

Not so much. Just got back from a lovely pub meal.

TJBM is verrry sleepy.

AshLeigh's avatar

VERY.
TJBM wants to go back to sleep.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM likes energy drinks.

AshLeigh's avatar

Occasionally.
TJBM has a pet cow. :D

OpryLeigh's avatar

No but when I was a young child my Aunt had about 60 Jersey cows on her farm. I spent a lot of time with them. Today I have cows on my socks

TJBM is wearing socks with some kind of animal on them.

Coloma's avatar

False, they are goofy little sock booties that are pink and black, with my Eeeyore jammie bottoms and a pink jammie top, I am stylin’ in my bag lady PJ’s this morning. lol

TJBM has a mouse in their house I have a baby deer mouse in my bath tub recovering from the cat swatting around for an hour last night, it is doing well and I will let it go again soon.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM has a deer in their beer.

Coloma's avatar

Haha false.

TJBM hates to listen to peoples relationship drama

cookieman's avatar

Very true.

TJBM wants a meatball sub.

Coloma's avatar

True! I haven’t had a meatball sub in years, oh man, that sounds so good!

TJBM is having a hard time coming off the holiday glut

ratboy's avatar

My glutes are not hard, but I can crack walnuts with them just by sitting down.
TJBM was recently startled to find Jesus butting into line before him at Walmart.

erichw1504's avatar

True, and we dance fought to Eye of The Tiger.

TJBM was recently startled to find Chuck Norris challenging them to a game of Twister.

Coloma's avatar

False. But I have recently seen real kung fu fighting. lol

TJBM is having a sunny day

GracieT's avatar

True- the weather outside is nice and sunny, if cold! Also, the insurance company is paying for my car repair because of the accident.

TJBM is positive that they are the answer to all of life’s problems.

TheIntern55's avatar

42? Sorry, I don’t….
TJBM gets frustrated playing video games.

Coloma's avatar

False. Because I don’t play them. My daughter has gotten me to try, maybe twice, I’m not of the generation at all. I do appriciate the graphics though, I like that western game, Red Dead Redemption or whatever..lol

TJBM likes good western movies like True Grit

DaphneT's avatar

True, I like good western movies, but I don’t think True Grit is one of them, sorry.

TJBM sings Country Music.

geeky_mama's avatar

Only in the privacy of my ‘67 Chevy pickup truck when I have cowboy boots on.

TJBM has heard that the Apple store is having a (first time ever?) sale today.

reijinni's avatar

nope, don’t shop there.
TJBM is trying to define themselves.

Coloma's avatar

False. I’ve always had a strong sense of self

TJBM is drinking coffee

erichw1504's avatar

False, was.

TJBM hates canker sores.

Coloma's avatar

Ewww, yes! I am glad I don’t get them very often, usually after a sugar binge. lol

TJBM has seen the movie “Thor” and likes the whole Avengers series.

erichw1504's avatar

False, but I do like the Avengers. Have to go rent it. I’ve seen Captain America and the two Iron Man movies, though.

TJBM thinks this will be a great year in movies.

Coloma's avatar

True! I love Iron Man

TJBM has gone skydiving

Paul's avatar

Nope.
TJBM is petrified of heights.

erichw1504's avatar

False, only a little.

TJBM is eating candy they got from Christmas.

MilkyWay's avatar

True!
TJBM has got tonnes of work to do but can’t be bothered enough to do it.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM is a bit smelly.

Coloma's avatar

False. I am a perfume addict, I always smell nice. ;-)

TJBM thinks old man nose and ear hair is disgusting

TheIntern55's avatar

True! Who doesn’t?
TJBM had a great chat with friends today.

JoeyOhSoClever's avatar

False, I have no friends :(.
TJBM has trust issues?

TheIntern55's avatar

False. A bit too trusting, actually.
@JoeyOhSoClever I’ll be your friend. Here, have some braclets.
TJBM makes friendship bracelets.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM has a supermodel for a girlfriend.

Coloma's avatar

False. But I have a hot gardener LOL

TJBM has burned themselves recently

TheIntern55's avatar

True, making Kraft Mac n’ Cheese.
TJBM thinks that’s a fail.

reijinni's avatar

it is
TJBM is a pig.

Coloma's avatar

False. Not the animal or the slob. lol

TJBM can see the color Orange somewhere nearby them

JoeyOhSoClever's avatar

True. My Gatorade bottle cap.
TJBM has a secret they want to share.

MilkyWay's avatar

If I did, then… well.. no. I don’t :P
TJBM thinks classical music is lovely

OpryLeigh's avatar

Like most genres, I enjoy some of it and can leave some of it.

TJBM had a lesson in something today.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, lessons on I.T, P.E and Science ^-^
TJBM has really weird dreams

Paul's avatar

True.
TJBM almost always forgets their dreams.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I usually remember them very well.
TJBM is going to get a summer job

Paul's avatar

False.
TJBM already has a job.

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM will tell us what they do for a living

Paul's avatar

An Admin Officer at a Doctors Surgery.
TJBM thinks my title is rather lame.

MilkyWay's avatar

lol! I find interesting. does it mean you’re in charge of the staff and stuff?
TJBM thinks @Paul is sweet

Paul's avatar

I can’t really answer that.
It means I basically print off stationary and sort through patient contacts checking numbers etc.
TJBM likes How I Met Your Mother.

reijinni's avatar

I haven’t got around to watching that show
TJBM loves Mythbusters and Top Gear.

Paul's avatar

True for Top Gear, what’s Mythbusters?
TJBM will enlighten me.

MilkyWay's avatar

What with? A torch?
TJBM likes the movie Avatar

reijinni's avatar

@Paul, Mythbusters
good movie. Liked the blue cats.
TJBM has no need for God.

Coloma's avatar

Not “God” in the christian religious sense, but, I subscribe to all good wisdom and philosophies.

TJBM likes Raspberry jello

DaphneT's avatar

False, not a fan of Raspberry flavored anything except the actual Raspberries.

TJBM is sad that they’ve finished the first box of Christmas chocolates. :(

MilkyWay's avatar

True ;)
TJBM is going to bed.

cookieman's avatar

You are correct. Just laying down.

TJBM gets tucked in every night.

AshLeigh's avatar

Nope.
TJBM thinks it’s ridiculous that I just got home from school at 6 PM.

TheIntern55's avatar

True. We have to be out by 5:00, except for atheletic games.
TJBM will dance for us.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

I only dance for crisp 1 dollar bills.
The Jelly Below Me likes microfiber comforters.

TheIntern55's avatar

Well, I like comforters!
TJBM is ready for a midnight snack.

Coloma's avatar

Just had one. PB and crackers and an orange. :-p

TJBM has more than one pet

AshLeigh's avatar

I have three dogs, and one cat, since Chaos ran away. :/ I might get a new kittie though, and name him Mayhem. :)
TJBM misses their pet that ran away, or died! D’:

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

I didn’t till you brought it up. I wonder if there is a gold-fish heaven?

The jelly below me is waiting for his video to stream, so he can finish watching the show.

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m not a he. :)
TJBM made this up with no fore though. ;)

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Typically, but people usually realize I meant no harm.
The jelly below me loves plaid flannel.

AshLeigh's avatar

I do. I’m wearing one right now! :O
TJBM is also wearing a plaid flannel.

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope. I’m in my green flower PJs as it’s bedtime here in Tokyo.

TJBM knows exactly where their “Happy Place” is and would like to share it with us.

Coloma's avatar

True. Anywhere in nature and especially in my hot tub stargazing. :-)

TJBM wishes @geeky_mama happy travels

reijinni's avatar

Sure, I hope her trip takes her to Vietnam or Korea.
TJBM is planning to change their citizenship.

dubsrayboo's avatar

False
TJBM is sad because their nice clean house has been ruined by a sleepover.

Coloma's avatar

Haha..false. But my mega fluffy cat just came in covered in weeds and little stickers and I now have to vacuum from combing his fuzzy little ass. LOL

TJBM likes ranch dressing on baked potatos Mmmm

TheIntern55's avatar

True. One of those strange food combonations I like.
TJBM is suprised how warm it is. 60 degrees in Janurary?

reijinni's avatar

I am
TJBM will be ditching Windows because of Windows 8.

blueiiznh's avatar

I am running the Win8 beta now

TJBM has big plans this weekend

TheIntern55's avatar

True, they’re already happening!
TJBM likes to Fluther during parties.

dubsrayboo's avatar

False, I rarely attend parties.
TJBM is enjoying mint ice cream. Yum!

DaphneT's avatar

False. Just an apple and a cup of hot water.

TJBM is thinking that’s weird.

AshLeigh's avatar

Sure.
TJBM is having dinner. :)

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

I am absolutely having a typical dinner of Canadian Club and left over pizza.

The jelly below me is wondering if Fluther seems abnormally slow this evening.

AshLeigh's avatar

Not really…
TJBM thinks @Imadethisupwithnoforethought is super cool. :D

JoeyOhSoClever's avatar

He is super duper cool!
TJBM wishes they could control their dreams.

TheIntern55's avatar

False. I liken to see where they end up.
TJBM talks in their sleep.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM still has wet dreams.

creative1's avatar

oh yes especially when really horny

TJBM is happy its Sunday

Paul's avatar

False, my Christmas holiday ends on Tuesday.
TJBM had there Christmas break end a while ago.

Coloma's avatar

I’m on permanent break lately. :-)

TJBM is up before sunrise and diggin’ the full moon

TheIntern55's avatar

Well, it’s eleven here, so no. But I did howl at the full moon last night.
TJBM is excited for wild card weekend.

AshLeigh's avatar

Sure.
TJBM owns a tutu, and wears it often. Like me!

MilkyWay's avatar

False, not much of a ballerina girl, me.
TJBM thinks dance classes are way too expensive :/

creative1's avatar

They can be but if your a member of the Y some of them offer dance at a reduced rate

TJBM went to gymnastics as a child

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM can do a split :D

Coloma's avatar

Not anymore and not on purpose. Ow! lol

TJBM can stand on their hands

MilkyWay's avatar

True.
TJBM can do a cartwheel

Dutchess_III's avatar

Well, I could try. We’d have to give it another name though because it wouldn’t look anything like a real cartwheel! (My daughter used to be in gymnastics…she could not only do cartwheels, but aerials too….... on a 4” wide balance beam!)

TJBM can do aerials.

MilkyWay's avatar

No idea what they are 0.o
TJBM will tell me

Dutchess_III's avatar

They are when you do cart wheels, round offs, front flips and back flips….with no hands. My daughter could do them on a balance beam. I loved it when friends would come over and I’d say, “Jen! Do an aerial right there, between those two chairs!”
Friends would freak out. Jen would go up…and come down exactly on the spot she started! :)

TJBM would get sick at the thought of his or her kid doing aerials on the balance beam.

AshLeigh's avatar

<—Did gymnastics for two years.
@MilkyWay, I can do a split too. O.o
TJBM can do a backflip! I can’t. :(

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh hail no. I can’t even do a back bend any more!

TJBM has earned a belt in martial arts.

AshLeigh's avatar

Nope. But… My lead guitarist has like 12 in his bedroom. :D Does that count for anything?
TJBM thinks that should count, because I was beating him up yesterday. >:)

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

It totally counts.

The Jelly Below Me often imagines the people around them bursting into song and dance at inappropriate times.

AshLeigh's avatar

Yay! :)
I actually do… And I burst into song and dance all the time. :)
TJBM thinks Nos is gross.
I just tried it for the first time, because a friend said it’s better then Monster. No sirree. It tastes like buttholes, and Lady Gaga CD’s.

JoeyOhSoClever's avatar

Yep its drinkable battery acid.
TJBM has a most embarrassing moment they would like to share.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is hungry.

geeky_mama's avatar

True. Lunch time here..maybe I should find something to eat.

TJBM is experiencing weird weather. (It’s such an unusually warm, snow-less winter)

reijinni's avatar

too warm, needs more snow.
TJBM is ready to join the military.

erichw1504's avatar

False, been there, done that.

TJBM needs to copy some paperwork.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM cannot do cartwheels

AshLeigh's avatar

I can.
TJBM is a midget.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Common misconception. In most photos of me, I am standing next to really tall supermodels.

The Jelly Below Me picks labels off bottles, and stickers in general.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM gave his mom a birthday wedgie.

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m a she, and I did not…
TJBM has a duck.

GracieT's avatar

I do, but he’s yellow and lives in the bathroom.

TJBM loves this game.

AshLeigh's avatar

I do.
TJBM is up WAY too early.

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM just got out of a meeting.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM loves roast chicken

geeky_mama's avatar

Yep, but I love fried chicken even more.

TJBM loves fried foods.

reijinni's avatar

yep
TJBM has fried Any of the following: cake, donuts, pizza, cookies, candy bars, or ice cream.

DaphneT's avatar

Just the donuts. Not in a while though, my Grandma made the best fried donuts, sigh.

TJBM is experiencing spring-like weather.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is experiencing disco-like weather.

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM is having very mild weather, for january.

dubsrayboo's avatar

True, people are walking around in t-shirts and shorts. It finally snowed two days ago.
TJBM needs a nap…YAWN!

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM wears short shorts in subzero temperatures.

reijinni's avatar

false
TJBM goes commando while wearing a wedding dress.

MilkyWay's avatar

Sometimes true…
TJBM wants summer to arrive

Dutchess_III's avatar

True

tJBM is playing with an IPad for the first time!

Dutchess_III's avatar

can u hear me?

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Yes, and I’m not

The Jelly Below Me did something a little brag-tastic today, and will relate the story to the Fluther community.

MilkyWay's avatar

Um… I went to the hospital today, and the specialist said my foot was normal again and that I could partake in normal activities such as football and tae kwon dow again…
TJBM cannot brag properly

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

There was an incident with some girls from Ireland working at the local hotel for the summer, and I bragged I could drink them under the table. That was in my youth, and I learned my lesson.

The Jelly Below Me has too many shoes.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, I have a weakness for footwear :/
TJBM will tell us their weakness

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Dames with problems.

The Jelly Below Me can play an obscure musical instrument.

MilkyWay's avatar

Obscure? Nope. Unless you count the keyboard as ‘obscure’...
TJBM wants to learn how to ballroom dance

AshLeigh's avatar

I already know how. O.o
TJBM is having a bad day, like me. :/

MilkyWay's avatar

False, but I have a feeling I’m gonna do bad in my exam tomorrow…
TJBM is feeling sleepy

AshLeigh's avatar

I am.
TJBM thinks @MilkyWay will pass her exam tomorrow.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

She will. She’s wicked smaht.

The Jelly Below Me secretly likes boy bands.

MilkyWay's avatar

True.
TJBM thinks I’m immature for doing so.

AshLeigh's avatar

No… I like a few boy bands myself. :P
TJBM will tell me what’s wrong with boy bands!

MilkyWay's avatar

Most people think they’re immature and OTT.
TJBM does not have an obsession with boybands.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Just the drifters. Maybe the Monkees.

The Jelly Bellow Me wants MilkyWay to go to sleep cause she needs to do well!

MilkyWay's avatar

Um…
TJBM knows what time it is

AshLeigh's avatar

It’s 5:25 PM in Alaska. :)
TJBM thinks @MilkyWay should be studying!

MilkyWay's avatar

Hell no. I’m done.
TJBM thinks too much studying makes your brain implode

AshLeigh's avatar

True…
TJBM thinks Batman is sexy. ;)

MilkyWay's avatar

YES.
TJBM is going to bed now

AshLeigh's avatar

It’s only 6:17…
TJBM is not going to sleep now.

reijinni's avatar

in a few minutes.
TJBM is preparing for snow.

AshLeigh's avatar

This is Alaska.
TJBM has pretty hair. :)

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

I did.

TJBM is watching reruns.

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m watching old videos on Youtube, of my sisters, and their brother walking down the road. O.o
TJBM can’t think of something to say about TJB Them!

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM is at school

Coloma's avatar

False. 6:17 am on the west coast and I just woke up and made coffee and am sitting here totally out of it still. lol

TJBM is so sick of peoples relationship dramas

erichw1504's avatar

False, gimme more!

TJBM met the new guy/gal at work today.

AshLeigh's avatar

I didn’t.
TJBM is listening to a song that makes them sad. D:

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is listening to a song that makes them get up and dance.

reijinni's avatar

not yet.
TJBM wants to invade Poland.

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM is a film buff.

MilkyWay's avatar

Not really.
TJBM prefers reading.

dubsrayboo's avatar

Very true!
TJBM is trying to read a good book but their kids keep sneaking it away to read it.

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM got a new PC

geeky_mama's avatar

I did, I did! And it’s been three days now it’s just been sitting beside me in it’s box. Time to get it out, plug it in and see what it can do.

TJBM is a bit jet-lagged.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is suffering from PMC’s :/

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m not suffering from anything. :)
TJBM wants to know how @MilkyWay did on her exam!

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

mildly curious yes

The Jelly Below Me should clean their place.

AshLeigh's avatar

I should… But I won’t.
TJBM is happy for me, because get to leave school early tomorrow. :)

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM just realized that it is Friday the 13th.

reijinni's avatar

known it for a while
TJBM would like to send Glenn beck a one-way ticket to North Korea.

Dutchess_III's avatar

False. I’d rather he be sent to Siberia, along with RushLimbaugh.

TJBM loves to come here where ”...everybody knows your name! And they’re usually glad you came!”

erichw1504's avatar

False.

TJBM “whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.”

Dutchess_III's avatar

False. Don’t got no cabs here. Well…wait. We have one. It was, like, a 1985 station wagon. Haven’t seen it around in a while.

TJBM is humming “Duh duh duh duh duh duh DUUUUUHHH. Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh” (The theme from Bonanza, in case you couldn’t tell…)

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Yaah, doh no!

TJBM has a BIG weekend planned ( I don’t, any suggestions ? ).

Dutchess_III's avatar

False. The only thing we really want to do is work on our land and it’s just too damn cold. : (

TJBM loves Fridays.

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes, very much!

TJBM is learning to adapt to Windows 7.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yeah…there are some benefits that Windows 98 didn’t have, but I seem to have lost many of my hot keys. Also, 99% is the same as 98, but they just hid it all so it’s harder to find.

TJBM wishes people wouldn’t change stuff up so often and wonders why they feel it is necessary.

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
@AshLeigh @Imadethisupwithnoforethought It went suprisingly well :)
TJBM is learning a language

GracieT's avatar

I’m studying Latin. Does that count?

TJBM is a Mac user

MilkyWay's avatar

False. And yeah, it counts :)
TJBM makes silly mistakes sometimes

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

7–10 a day. I have developed an endearing confused, please help me look which keeps me out of trouble.

The Jelly Below Me Has a Big Adventure planned.

MilkyWay's avatar

Quite right.
TJBM likes football songs

reijinni's avatar

some of them.
TJBM is letting their mind go blank.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM dislikes chatting

GracieT's avatar

False

TJBM was lured into false security w no snow in December.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is listening to music

DaphneT's avatar

False, Mom has Wheel of Fortune on.

TJBM knows a good sauce for tuna.

AshLeigh's avatar

I don’t eat tuna. Blech.
TJBM thinks tuna is gross.

DaphneT's avatar

Well, no. But I didn’t mean to gross you out.

TJBM likes other fishes from the sea.

AshLeigh's avatar

You didn’t gross me out. :)
No, I don’t like sea food at all. D:
TJBM wears glasses. O.O

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

I am supposed to, but everybody is so much prettier when I don’t.

The Jelly Below Me is skipping doctors orders about something.

AshLeigh's avatar

Umm… I have a heart murmur so I shouldn’t drink energy drinks… But I do. :D
TJBM is a rebel.

reijinni's avatar

yeah, I hate religion and U.T.
TJBM is watching a good movie right now.

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope. About to take a nice long hot bath. Aaahhhh.

TJBM loves Japanese bath salts.

AshLeigh's avatar

I do. :)
TJBM wonders if @geeky_mama is, indeed, a Geeky Mama. O.o

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

I actually read about @geeky_mama‘s globe trotting and feel a little down that I never travel. She seems so much cooler than me.

TJBM is snacking after dinner.

AshLeigh's avatar

I am. :) I’ve been craving Oreo’s for days. It was all I talked about. O.o
TJBM loves Oreo’s. :)

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

The chocolate ones are ok. The golden ones, well, I cried in front of the cashier the other day when I found they had sold out.

The Jelly Bellow Me has sworn off some rare junk food.

AshLeigh's avatar

Never!
TJBM thinks @Imadethisupwithnoforethought is a silly goose! :D

Paul's avatar

Certainly seems that way.
TJBM has seen Hangover 2.

AshLeigh's avatar

I want to!
TJBM smiles every time they see @Paul‘s avatar. :D

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM can’t wait for Jurassic Park 4 to come out

DaphneT's avatar

Really!?? they’re doing another one?

TJBM has read L.E. Modesitt, Jr.‘s Imager series.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM can’t wait for Avatar 2 either :D

AshLeigh's avatar

I hated the first one. I won’t watch the second one.
TJBM had a productive day.

Paul's avatar

If you count chatting on Omegle and watching the Hangover 2 productive, then I suppose I have.
TJBM smiles every time they see the beautiful AshLeigh’s avatar.

AshLeigh's avatar

;) D’aw, you’re sweet.
TJBM loves cheese, like me!:)

MilkyWay's avatar

True :D
TJBM is off to bed

AshLeigh's avatar

Never.
TJBM never sleeps.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

I do. Just not when anyone is around, or something may be going on that is cool.

TJBM says “Eek!” when they see a mouse.

AshLeigh's avatar

No. I like mice.
TJBM thinks sloths are creepy. O.o

geeky_mama's avatar

Hm. Not so much. (…and yes I am both geeky and a mama and I assure @imadethisupwithnoforethought that there is no way I am cooler than anyone. Just ask my kids. I am SO uncool.)

TJBM is well traveled. (To places like New Jersey and Missouri. Lemme tell you how cool Newark is!)

AshLeigh's avatar

I’ve been to Alaska, Canada, and Washington… I don’t travel much.
TJBM would like to travel more.

reijinni's avatar

sure.
TJBM is happy that Tebow is out.

AshLeigh's avatar

Sure. Why not? :P
TJBM is reading a very good book, and will tell us about it. :)

Dutchess_III's avatar

I’m reading “House of Sand a Fog.” Not sure how good it is because I just started it…got through the firs 4 chapters though, so that’s always a good sign. : )

TJBM is going to do yard work on this fine, beautiful Sunday.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM finally saw some frost this morning, and is very happy that winter has arrived :D

Dutchess_III's avatar

No frost, but still ice on the ponds.

TJBM wants Spring to hurry up and get here!

AshLeigh's avatar

I do. I’m sick of this snow. :/
TJBM thinks I should clean my room today…

MilkyWay's avatar

Nah. It’ll just get messy again, why bother.
TJBM agrees with my take on things…

Dutchess_III's avatar

True that! Except not about the toilet thing…

TJBM likes winter only because they can build a fire in the fireplace in the evenings.

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I like it because of the beauty, the snow, the cold crisp air, the hot chocolate… we don’t have fireplaces here :/
TJBM thinks English homes should have fireplaces again

AshLeigh's avatar

I do. Fireplaces are amazing. :)
TJBM disagrees with @MilkyWay, and thinks I should clean my room. It’s very messy.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Why don’t they have fireplaces?

I disagree with TJAM and say go watch a movie instead! TJBM agrees with me (2 to 1 so far…)

MilkyWay's avatar

I do ;)
TJBM hates me and @Dutchess_III for being immature :P

AshLeigh's avatar

I love you guys. :D
TJBM will watch movies with me, while I don’t clean my room.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM will tell us what movie they wanna watch

AshLeigh's avatar

Finding Nemo.
TJBM agrees.

MilkyWay's avatar

True Just keep swimmin, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming…
TJBM can talk in Whale

AshLeigh's avatar

I can.
TJBM wants to learn. :)

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I already know :D
TJBM has been swimming with dolphins?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. : ( Never been raped by one either. Which is good.

TJBM called me immature!!! Sticks tongue out..

MilkyWay's avatar

D’oh, immature is what boring people call fun people :D I called you a fun person lady.
TJBM is fun, like me.

Dutchess_III's avatar

True! Except for not the toilet thing.

TJBM is a GREAT ADDITION to Fluther!

MilkyWay's avatar

If ya say so, xD
TJBM is @Dutchess_III

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m not.
TJBM is @Dutchess_III?

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope.
TJBM likes Linkin Park

AshLeigh's avatar

I like their old stuff.
TJBM is old. O.o

GracieT's avatar

False!
Well, I’m older than I was yesterday!

TJBM feels like making an angel in the snow! :o)

MilkyWay's avatar

True, but there isn’t any :(
TJBM is going to bed

GracieT's avatar

True!

(You can borrow some of my snow!)

TJBM wishes that we could travel in time

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Yes. I would do the last 10 years over,

TJBM loves water-sking,

reijinni's avatar

I don’t go into the water.
TJBM is glad that the fudgepackers are out.

blueiiznh's avatar

ummm, yes, i suppose so

TJBM needs to shovel

geeky_mama's avatar

Not yet but I hear I will later this week.

TJBM has a lot of work to pack into a very short week.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Long day on the road tomorrow ( 7 hours ) and meeting for dinner. Thursday trip to Vet for animal meds. And Friday pick-up two new puppies. just completed adoption paperwork. They are going to need a whole set-up and food…..

TJBM supports their local Humane Society.

AshLeigh's avatar

Surely.
TJBM is having a lovely evening. :D

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

This jelly is way too tipsy on booze and happy with everyone.

The tjbm is able to give an objective response.

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m not.
TJBM is freaking out.

OpryLeigh's avatar

A little bit actually!

TJBM suffers from coldsores every so often.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is sleepy

dubsrayboo's avatar

Nope
TJBM is enjoying a good book.

geeky_mama's avatar

I do. In fact, just completed one and started on the next in the series.

TJBM should go to bed rather than stay up reading.

AshLeigh's avatar

Probably… XD
TJBM is nerd gaming right now, like me. O.o

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM loves reading

DaphneT's avatar

True. Though I’m having trouble getting through some of my choices lately. Probably cabin fever.

TJBM have a motivational mantra for surviving cabin fever.

Paul's avatar

Can’t say I do. My apologies.
TJBM watched Sherlock recently.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

4 hours worth on Monday I think.

TJBM thinks the Sherlock show is better than the movies with the Iron Man guy.

DaphneT's avatar

Haven’t seen either, but I want to see both.

TJBM likes to make up recipes.

reijinni's avatar

not that much of a cook.
TJBM has done stupid things while drunk.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

It would take days to list the dumb things I have done while drunk.

The Jelly Below me had their internet go down recently, and got really angry.

Tropical_Willie's avatar

Only when my wireless goes “DUH”.... Not anything new.

TJBM has more than one wireless router, as back-up.

DaphneT's avatar

No. When the wind blows, the wireless goes I suppose

TJBM can paint the world in another universe

AshLeigh's avatar

I cannot.
TJBM can paint!

erichw1504's avatar

True.

TJBM is one smelly mf.

geeky_mama's avatar

Hmpf. So I didn’t shower yet today. I’ll get to it eventually..

TJBM is so tired their eyeballs hurt.

reijinni's avatar

nope, I’m fine.
TJBM wishes to support Ahlquist.

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes….they do hurt. And they are dry.

TJBM got paid today, and ten minutes later he or she went broke.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is a spender rather than a saver

OpryLeigh's avatar

Definitely.

TJBM had Chinese for tea.

AshLeigh's avatar

I have.
TJBM needs to take a shower. O.o

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Perhaps. Still not nice to say.

TJBM is skilled in something of no practice value.

AshLeigh's avatar

Probably.
TJBM has brown shoes on.

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

I refuse to tell women on the internet what I am wearing.

TJBM is cold.

AshLeigh's avatar

I am. This is Alaska. I’m always cold. O.o
TJBM is also cold.

dubsrayboo's avatar

False, it got into the low 50’s today.
TJBM feels very blessed.

reijinni's avatar

“blessed” is an overused word.
TJBM wants their house and driveway in two different states.

geeky_mama's avatar

No. But this time of year I wish my house were in a southern state rather than the great northern tundra.

TJBM was outside in -32F recently.

reijinni's avatar

hadn’t got that low.
TJBM wants a president with a beard.

AshLeigh's avatar

I do. Santa for president!
TJBM loves sprite. :)

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I prefer Seven Up :)
TJBM is gonna have a shower

AshLeigh's avatar

In a little while. Once I’m ready to get out of bed.
TJBM is angry. Like me.

DaphneT's avatar

True. I do like you or what I know of you so far…

TJBM has a family that thinks nothing of 3 days of parties for their 77 year old Mum.

AshLeigh's avatar

I don’t…
TJBM shall not be trifled with today. O.o

MilkyWay's avatar

True.
TJBM dislikes bitches

AshLeigh's avatar

Very much.
TJBM is not a bitch.

MilkyWay's avatar

Quite true.
TJBM is a lone wolf

DaphneT's avatar

Usually by circumstance, sometimes by choice.

TJBM worries about lone wolves.

AshLeigh's avatar

Not really.
TJBM is having a bad day. :/

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is having an okay day

AshLeigh's avatar

I’m not.
TJBM is @MilkyWay.

geeky_mama's avatar

Nope. Also.. I’m sorry about your day @AshLeigh ..hope things get better.

TJBM remembers/can recount their dreams when they wake up.

AshLeigh's avatar

Thanks.
Not usually. I remember little pieces, but it never makes sense. XD
TJBM almost flew away in the wind today.

MilkyWay's avatar

xD False, wasn’t windy today
TJBM has a very diverse taste in music

AshLeigh's avatar

I do.
TJBM is singing right now.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM likes Bob Dylan

Imadethisupwithnoforethought's avatar

Wait- There are people who dislike Bob Dylan? What? That doesn’t happen.

TJBM cannot remember when they last cleaned their car.

AshLeigh's avatar

… I can’t. XD
TJBM can’t remember the last time they cleaned their room.

reijinni's avatar

nope
TJBM doesn’t even bother cleaning their room.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM likes piano music

AshLeigh's avatar

I love it.
TJBM is sick today, like. me. :(

MilkyWay's avatar

True, sore thoat, cold, heavy head.
TJBM likes this

reijinni's avatar

It’s ok
TJBM loves this song.

AshLeigh's avatar

O.o
TJBM will join me here and play music with me?

MilkyWay's avatar

Can’t, only available in the States :/
TJBM is off to bed

AshLeigh's avatar

@MilkyWay, that’s sad! :(
No… It’s 3:38 in the afternoon in Alaska. XD
TJBM is also staying awake for several more hours.

reijinni's avatar

I’ll be awake for a few more hours. I’m also using the turntable site. Not for sure how much longer, though.
TJBM wants to join turntable.fm

AshLeigh's avatar

I want to, but it’s being mean to me for some reason. I’ll try again. :)
TJBM is a cool cat. :D

MilkyWay's avatar

Ummm, false.
TJBM is a hot dog :D

AshLeigh's avatar

I am. O.o
TJBM sleeps through their alarm, like me.

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM needs to do homeowork.

reijinni's avatar

hadn’t been in school in a while.
TJBM heard that Paterno is finally dead.

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes, I heard a rumor (denied as false by his family) last night, and then heard confirmation on ABC news this morning that he had died.

TJBM thinks the word of the day is: “Gray”

AshLeigh's avatar

I like to spell it “Grey”
TJBM thinks it should be spelled “Grey” as well.

reijinni's avatar

Doesn’t matter
TJBM will name their child “Greywine”.

Coloma's avatar

False, and, at first glance I thought you wrote ” Greyweinie.”
Is that your Indian name? Chief Grey Weinie? lol

TJBM got lost and couldn’t find TJBM Q for awhile like me

AshLeigh's avatar

Nope. O.o
TJBM cuts their own hair.

creative1's avatar

Nope, I have gone to the same hair dresser for abt 20 yrs now

TJBM thinks its time to start a new game and will follow me to part 35

Tropical_Willie's avatar

It TIME ! !

TJBM has “loading” this page issues.

blueiiznh's avatar

nope
tjbm has other loading issues

Tropical_Willie's avatar

NOPE

TJBM is still not on part 35.

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM is here

GracieT's avatar

Maybe yes, maybe no- where exactly is here?
TJBM is ready for spring, even though we’re only a month into winter

MilkyWay's avatar

False, I want snow first.
TJBM enjoys snowy weather

blueiiznh's avatar

love it

TJBM loves storms of all kinds

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM loves rain

creative1's avatar

Yes especially when I can spend the whole day in bed with someone special

TJBM loves to watch lightning storms

MilkyWay's avatar

True
TJBM has an unusual personality

Dutchess_III's avatar

Depends on who you ask. I think I think outside of the box, use my imagination more than most. But maybe not.

TJBM has a new computer!

blueiiznh's avatar

yes….and it went back because of issues

tjbm bought new bedding

geeky_mama's avatar

Sort of recently. It’s nice to have an IKEA nearby.. (Its particularly interesting to me that your new computer had issues.. I have a brand new Lenovo ThinkPad that shipped with bad memory and other issues. My company’s IT team is shocked and amazed—because they have rarely seen problems with Lenovos-much less right out of the box! I wonder if some of this is due to the flooding in SE Asia recently that impacted supply electronics – and most notably hard drives?)

TJBM thinks it’s a small world after all.

blueiiznh's avatar

agreed on a small degree of separation to all

TJBM is related to someone infamous

MilkyWay's avatar

False.
TJBM finally has some snow!

Dutchess_III's avatar

Nope. Rained yesterday. It’s been very unseasonably warm so far this year!

There are some things TJBM wouldn’t do, not even for a million dollars.

MilkyWay's avatar

True, i wouldn’t go near a big bird.
TJBM doesn’t like birds of prey unless they’re on TV

Dutchess_III's avatar

I like them fine. In fact, my ex and my kid’s last name means “Falcon” in German. Well, OK, one of them I ended up not liking so much so I divorced him.

TJBM is watching the Puppy Bowl for the first time. GO ABERDEEN!!!

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