In America, if you can't ___ it, then you ___ it.

Fuck/Eat

spell/ fabricate

understand/mock

Do / Watch

do/teach

teach / teach gym

compete/judge

Intimidate/shoot

kill/revere

control/condemn

buy/smuggle? I denno. Funny answers in here though lol.

brainwash/oppress
control/invade

Like/hate

see/ignore

use/lose

rule/bomb the fuck out of

shave/wax.

buy/steal

GA/GQ

tax/ban

chew/throw

eat/box

vote for/complain about

Own/destroy.

Letterman style:
10. love/hate
9. decide on/ignore
8. fathom/explain-it-away-with-obscure-science
7. build/buy
6. prove/accept
5. believe/bash
4. fly/drive
3. play with/long for
2. come up with any ideas / shotgun a bunch of rubbish
1. fluther/gtfo

fuck/masterbate

In America, if you can’t join it, then you beat it.
In America, if you can’t buy it, then you lend money to buy it.
In America, if you can’t remember it, then you Google it.

@rebbel In America, if you can’t beat it, then you buy it.

@XOIIO As in companies buying competitors (that are bigger/better/stronger)?

Yup