What happens if someone on Fluther receives all the awards?

They fight King Neptune. Whoever wins becomes ruler of the Flutherverse.

Absolutely nothing.

Someone finally gets their dishes done.

They unlock a secret character in a Jules Verne novel. But it’s like Fight Club, and you can’t say anything about it.

The Mossad comes to their house and [REDACTED]

@marinelife has already done it twice. Apparently nothing happens.

I eat them, to hide the evidence. BURP

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Google will kneel down in fealty to us and we will all retire. To Yonkers.

Fancy meeting ^ you here.

If we told you, we’d have to kill you.

Actually, what really happens is you get shoved in a frizzer and [REDACTED]

I bet one of the awards is for getting all the awards. Kinda like getting a Platinum trophy on some PS3 games for obtaining every other trophy the game has to unlock.

You are banned forever and admitted to a highly specialized medical institution. Once there, a team of doctors will work around the clock to get you a “real life” back.