Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me_Part 35?

TJBM loves coconuts

True but only when I pick them from the tree and split them open on a rock myself. Otherwise meh.
TJBM is terribly discursive and knows it! :D

Part 35, holy moly.
I wouldn’t say terribly.
TJBM wants to play Words With Friends.. with me.

@ANef_is_Enuf I’d love to play Words With Friends with you.
TJBM likes olive loaf.

False.

TJBM likes Windmill Cookies.

false I don’t even know what they are.
TJBM has a flickr_pro account

false. I don’t know how to even basic flickr
TJBM sees no evil, hears no evil, thinks no evil.

False, I visit the internet, I listen to the politicians, I have watched MTV.
TJBM has a secret that no one else knows.

False. At least, nothing that I can think of.
TJBM listened to the rain, today.

If by rain you mean wind, then yes.
TJBM is going to bed soon.

I am going to pass out right here.
TJBM finds themselves enjoying this game more than they anticipated initially.

True story.
TJBM will describe their weekend in detail.

True. It was stormy, and then, stormy some more, still is. lol
TJBM is in their pajamas

True. I sleep in my clothes, so this one was going to win regardless of the time of day.
The jelly below me is bilingual.

If you could Sign Language, English, and some Morse Code as bilingual, then yes.
TJBM thinks @KoleraHeliko and @Coloma both have cute avatars. :D

This jelly does like @KoleraHeliko and @Coloma‘s avatars!
TJBM is a unrepentant night owl.

True! I love being up at night.
TJBM is annoyed by all of the Facebook statuses about football.

I am.
TJBM has an Elmo Pillow, like me.

No, I don’t but I have a Panda pillow.
TJBM loves Madonna’s music (she’s on TV right now)

I don’t.
TJBM has random things on their bedroom wall, like me.

No, random things on the wall bug the crap out of me. My walls are completely bare, save for a bulletin board, a clock, and a chandelier wall hanging.
TJBM loves the thrill of a good deal/sale. (This is like getting high for me, I won’t even deny it.)

True. God damn. Ebay nearly broke me. I just couldn’t believe how amazing the deals were.
TJBM rather enjoys dancing.

False, I used to swing dance but then I took an arrow to the knee broke my left foot and never got into it again.

TJBM is amused at the Giants and Patriots going at it again

Ehh.
TJBM is talking on the phone. :D

False—
TJBM is annoyed.

I am.
TJBM is worried about something.

Always. I am a huge worrier.
TJBM is craving pizza right about now.

Not at all, I’ve just finished a smallish child and her adorable little dog.
TJBM spends his summers wandering along stretches of the Old Spanish Trail, hoping to find tufts of Jayne Mansfield’s hair.

Uh no. Not to mention I’m not a “his” I’m a “her”.

TJBM is up far too late and is far away from home.

I have to be up in five hours, and forty-five minutes. O.o But I’m not far from home.
TJBM needs to go to sleep.

No. not really. I’ve been sleepin like a dog this week.

TJBM is rockin the Chinese New Year with pot stickers.

Not in particular. I scarcely noticed the Gregorian new year. I doubt I would also be able to observe the Chinese new year. What am I, some kind of wizard?

TJBM is contemplating the purchase of a gift.

True, I’m debating on what to get my mother for her birthday. How did you know!?

TJBM wonders what the Jelly below them will say

I won’t wonder – - I think they will talk about sky-blue-pink unicorns.

TJBM has seen sky-blue-pink unicorns.

False.

TJBM wants to know what @Tropical_Willie is taking to see pink unicorns lol

EXTRA STRONG french roast coffee,—daughter had unicorns on a on a wall hanging when she was small, called them “sky-blue-pink”, their colors.

TJBM has had ALL their morning coffee!

False. I didn’t have any coffee this morning and it’s showing.
TJBM can eat jalapeno peppers straight up.

I can, but I don’t want to. :-p

TJBM drinks half caff. so they can have more coffee without launching like the scud missle

don’t do coffee, but give me hot chocolate and we can talk.
TJBM has taken certain drugs.

True. Right now, in fact.
TJBM, sadly, has not.

Depends on what “drugs” you’re talking about. I was a 70’s girl, not much I didn’t do. lol

TJBM is enjoying some stormy weather after a long dry spell

No. I hate this wind. :/
TJBM will tell us their favorite color.

Emerald Green
TJBM has something wonderful that’s happened to them lately.

True. I adopted my wonderful new cat that has been here for 7 weeks now. He’s such a great guy!

TJBM is afraid of those pop open biscuit cans

Nope.

The jelly below me will have to acknowledge this post as according to the rules of the TJBM game.

True. Consider it acknowledged.

TJBM is hot, as in, too warm right now

No. I’m just right!

TJBM has a bit of a headache.

False, but I have morning puffy eyes…gah!

TJBM is eating a scone right now

Nope. Waiting for a room service breakfast of belgian waffles. I have morning puffy eyes too.

TJBM is thinking they won’t need their sunglasses today.

True. Dark, gloomy and pouring rain right now at 8:30 am on the west coast

TJBM would love a belgian waffle I’d like plum jam on mine thank-you! :-)

I could go for any kind of waffle, regardless of its country of origin.

TJBM is also enjoys this game, but has trouble finding new TJBMs.

True. But, it forces one to tap into their creative side.

TJBM can recite the Gettysberg address

False. I don’t know what that is, so I assume I can’t.

TJBM spillled something on themselves today.

Nope!
TJBM spilled something on the Gettysberg Address.

Nope, but I can recite it.
TJBM has a really embarrassing story they’d like to tell.

of course

TJBM went skiing this past weekend

False, but…we FINALLY have had a couple of good storms that are still happening right now to bring on the rain and snow for our parched area. I have never seen the mountains without a huge snowcap in 20 years in this county. Fake snow just doesn’t cut it. lol

TJBM does not like fake snow on the slopes

Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do. I prefer real snow, but the fake stuff works just the same for snow tubing!
TJBM is really annoyed that people keep spelling Gettysburg wrong! (And yes, I can recite it.)

Not annoyed at all. PSHT!!

TJBM has better things to do

Very true… I’m totally bored at work today.
TJBM wishes she was on a tropical island dancing to Brazilian style music.

@linguaphile the“she” part leaves me out

True I am always up for a vacation, anywhere, anytime, adventures are always welcome. :-)

TJBM has gone for a spin on a zip line

@blueiiznh Oops…

Oops, sorry @linguaphile beat ya to it!

LOL!Ok this one’s for @blueiiznh

YEP! I love zip lines. Even went on one in the rain and fell off. Dumb little 12 year old I was.
TJBM wishes he was on a tropical island basking in the sun in his skivvies.

nah,It’s skii season and i prefer comando anyway. oops

TJBM needs their eyebrows trimmed

My eyebrows are perfectly arched and shaped, thank you very much!

TJBM is still in their PJs.

True. Fffrrreeezing here this am and I am in double socks, warm jammies and my mega warm bathrobe WITH the heat cranking up to 75 or so. I hate cold feet! Bah!

TJBM has seen the “Babies” documentary, so cute!

False.

TJBM went in to work late today.

false,
TJBM is working for chump change.

nope chimp change

TJBM works for peanuts

False.

TJBM eats peanuts for work.

False, I like peanuts but not that much.
TJBM has just finished work but has to go back for a little bit tonight.

False
TJBM is having a horrible, horrible day

Nah, only marginally shitty
TJBM Likes pepperoncini

Love! I always eat them when they come in the pizza box.
TJBM is procrastinating.

Ehhhhh…..........

Yes I am
TJBM just got a great idea for a new pizza topping.

False
TJBM loves pepperoni and pineapple

I do. Just don’t put pineapple on my pizza.
TJBM has accidently been poisoned in their youth.

Hmm, true.
TJBM knows someone who drank bleach by mistake o.0

Ehhhhh…........, yes I am a procrastinator.
False, I do somebody though that gave dishwash liquid to her little brother, saying it was lemonade.
TJBM has an oldtimer (car).

False
TJBM thinks red cars are sexy?

False. Green.

TJBM thinks TJBM stands for Thick Jelly Banana Muffins.

That’s Just Beyond Me…(see what I did there?)

TJBM doesn’t understand Alfred Hitchcock films.

Oh I get them. Dames ain’t nothing but trouble.

TJBM Had a surprisingly awesome day, due to no special effort of their own.

True. I consider “awesome” to be the days I don’t have to do anything I don’t want to, so yeah, it’s been an awesome day. lol

TJBM is hungry

Very! Beef Stroganoff has been in the Crock Pot all day, and the smell is killing me!

TJBM really wants something that they can’t afford, but will probably end up buying anyway.

True but false.
TJBM is crashing

So true. Only got 5 hours of sleep last night and I needed about 2X that much.

TJBM is ready to curl up with a good book.

Curled up watching “Bridesmaids”..meh, not very good, maybe a book would be better. lol

TJBM just finished dinner

True, it was delicious! And how could you possibly not like Bridesmaids? It was probably the funniest movie I have seen, and Oscar-nominated! Anyway…

TJBM just realized that they forgot to do something important today.

False It’s all done. :-) @Fly Bridesmaids was okay, just not as good as it was hyped to be IMO, then again, I’m picky about movies, it takes a lot to keep my attention. lol

TJBM is going to bed early tonight

I intend to. But it probably won’t happen.
TJBM needs to drink more water. :O

nope…2 gallons a day is good for me.

TJBM needs to drink less, period.

Nope.

TJBM thinks 90 responses in less than 24 hours is a heavy thread.

I do.
TJBM love this song. <3

False. I actually really, really disliked it. Sorry!

TJBM is watching Friends reruns and wishing it was still in production.

False. I was there for the originals don’t need to watch them again. lol
TJBM likes obscure documentary films

Indeed.
TJBM likes to say “Indeed.”

I most definitely do.

TJBM wears an analog watch on their left wrist

Sadly untrue. I do have an amazing analogue watch which I would like to be wearing, which I keep here next to my left wrist. But it’s one link too small for me now. It’s one of those lovely huge black steel ones.

TJBM loves oreos.

False, they’re alright.
TJBM is ill

False.
TJBM is also disgusted by New Gingrich tactics.

I don’t follow the dysfunctions of those in the spotlight, no surprises with most of these american “idols.” lol

TJBM is up and at ‘em

Yep. Last day on the West Coast headed to the airport and back to the great white tundra. <sigh>

TJBM is considering keeping chickens.

I am, actually. Was thinking about eating eggs the other day, and the keeping of chickens seemed like the best way I could continue doing so. Plus, I rather like them.

TJBM can’t wait for the next series of Doctor Who to start.

False. Don;t watch it. But I have kept chickens, lots of fun! :-)

TJBM knows that chickens have amazing eye sight and over 8,000 feathers on their bodies and also have incredible self healing powers

last part false
TJBM has made their new year’s resoultions

I’m against them.
TJBM is rocking out.

Bolero really hits the spot.

TJBM bites their nails.

I don’t.
TJBM bites.

True, but not too hard.

TJBM nails.

True, to hang up my paintings :D
TJBM loves painting

True, but I suck at it :D

TJBM Likes Dragons

Um, yeah, I suppose so.
TJBM likes wolves

False, they smell.

TJBM is excited for a movie coming out this year.

I was excited about War Horse. It was good, but, basically a Black Beauty goes to war. Horse movies always have the same couple of themes, but, I’m a horse lover, sooo, I go for the horse flesh in action.

TJBM has a friend that never shuts up

True.

TJBM has a friend that always “borrows” money.

False. Thank God. lol

TJBM likes Cheerios!

they’re fine
TJBM love cinnamon raisin bread.

Yummy
TJBM has made french toast with cinnamon raisin bread before… if not try it, its yummy in the tummy

True. Good stuff.

TJBM hopes to stay awake till after the State of the Union address…

False. I don’t watch TV at all.

TJBM only watches DVD’s & documentaries like me

False.
TJBM thinks Blue Ray is stupid.

Eh. I haven’t seen them myself so I can’t comment one way or the other, but I hear the difference is amazing if you have an HD TV.

TJBM is watching the State of the Union speech right now. (I am!)

I’m not.
TJBM is eating ice cream.

I gave my ice cream to Milkyway
TJBM loves mushrooms.

yep
TJBM loves the special mushrooms.

Behave, we have youngsters here.
TJBM Loves sardines.

Gross.
TJBM is @Coloma!

Haha True @AshLeigh

TJBM likes www.engrish.com

I’m checking it out.
TJBM got good news today.

My niece is doing really well with her beau. My SIL says he’s a keeper.
TJBM likes mussels.

As in shellfish? No. Gag!
Now muscles on a good lookin’ man, well, now yer talkin’. Mmmm…pecs! lol

TJBM is happy that @Adirondackwannabe had good news today

@Coloma Thank you. That means a lot to me.
TJBM loves animals

I do.
TJBM is cold. :/

perhaps
TJBM wants a dragon baby

Uhm, no. Pretty sure I wouldn’t be able to train it.

TJBM is watching the Republican Response to the SOTU Address.

True! “He cannot claim that the last three years have made things anything but worse,” my ass…

TJBM could use some chapstick.

I could, actually.
TJBM has hilarious friends.

Only a couple, but I make up for it with my own zaniness. lol

TJBM makes their own egg Mc Muffins

I don’t.
TJBM is comfortable.

No, my hip hurts.

TJBM wonders why?

Why what? Yes, I am prone to wondering. lol

TJBM hopes @DaphneT ‘s hip feels better soon

I do.
TJBM wrote something today.

Just lists and notes and letters and words and sentences and, well, okay maybe. Nothing lasting…

TJBM will go let the dog out so she stops barking.

… It’s winter time in Alaska. I don’t leave my dog out for very long. :-)
TJBM will tell us the names of their pets.

True. Mia, Myles, Marwyn and Sonora.

TJBM has pets

Yup 2 cats and 1 puppy

TJBM has a goldfish

No, and the dog isn’t mine, neither is the cat, nor the chickens or the cows, but occasionally I’ll be responsible for them.

TJBM does like to fish.

I don’t.
TJBM doesn’t eat fish.

Wrong! I love fish, especially in the form of lox, tartare, or sushi. Spicy tuna roll…yum. :)

TJBM loves bagels. (Everything bagels are my personal favorites!)

I do love bagels!
TJBM loves strawberry cream cheese on their bagels. :D

Mmmm….never really east it, but, I’m sure it;s good. My thing is soft french onion swiss cheese. :-)

TJBM has lots to do today

Lots and lots… And I’m probably not going to get around to doing any of it D: Oh dear…

TJBM can relate to this ^

Yeah, tons to do and no motivation.
TJBM Gets annoyed when the social worker next door has a loud client.

Sure…
TJBM thinks it’s too cold. D:

True..but not much I can do about it as we have at least another 3.5 months of winter weather where I live.

TJBM is already tired of snow.

What snow?
TJBM is feeling frustrated.

False. Northern Ca. has had a record low for rain & snow this year. We just had 2 storms come through that have helped, but, we are still about 10 inches below normal rain wise and the Sierra snow pack is at a 20 year low. I hope we get pounded the next few months, otherwise we will have a high forest fire year which is very scary up here in my hills.

TJBM loves pistachio nuts

They’re excellent.
TJBM is wondering when we’re going to see winter weather.

True. ^ :-p

TJBM is a cheese-a-holic

I’d die without cheese. I love every kind except limburger.
TJBM has never had a motor vehicle accident.

False. I have been hit once, rear ended once, and I rear ended somebody. But…I have never had a ticket, except for one parking ticket. :-)

TJBM has run over one of their pets…don’t ask, it was very traumatizing. :-(

Oh no! Not ever..and that would be very traumatic!

TJBM is procrastinating (again).

How’d you know? lol
Yep, almost time to launch myself into a day of running from one end of my county to the other with various errands. I am waiting for it to warm up a little more. Brrrr! :-)

TJBM caught the sunrise this morning spectacular here!

False.

TJBM just got out of a meeting.

False
TJBM has a head that feels like it’s stuffed

Yep….full of stufffffffff

TJBM has an evening filled with fun planned

False
TJBM wants to learn how to play the piano

I already play a bit, and our daughter is learning now. It’s piano lesson night at our house. The piano teacher will be here in the next 10 minutes. I’d really like to learn Cello next.

TJBM has limited time to learn new things.

True
TJBM does a lot of DIY work around the house

Not as much as my s/o would like.
TJBM hates honeydo lists.

true
TJBM has a rough week and wants to go skinny dipping.

I have, and I do. ;)
TJBM is naughty. O.o

I’m really bad. Be carful around me.
TJBM just met another jellies sister.

I didn’t. O.o
TJBM wants @Adirondackwannabe to elaborate.

How did you know?

TJBM will elaborate.

@AshLeigh Your’re sixteen I have to be careful. Plus I met your sister. I like you both, but I think she’d kick my ass if I dis you.
TJBM would like their partner to kick their ass.

@Adirondackwannabe, she’s the best. And she probably would. I’d do the same for her. Not that I think you’d dis either of us. You’re nice. :D
And no thanks. I like my ass un-kicked.
TJBM will not kick my ass. /:

True, but, if you come to my house you can ride a real ass, I live next door to 6 of them, big and small asses. lol

TJBM has ridden a donkey

I have not but I did used to walk by one every week on my way round the block. It was called Dusty and was very lovely. We built up quite the rapport.

TJBM has kept pheasants

False. But I have a pair of chinese geese now that I have had for almost 14 years. :-) I love birds of all kinds.

TJBM thinks those Jackass guys are crazy..OMG! My daughter has me watch wildboyz and jackass, I can’t believe the stuff they do

I’m surprised that they’re not in jail or dead by now.
TJBM wants to pour hot chocolate on their spouse.

True.

TJBM has allergies.

Yeah, the whole family does too
TJBM has someone who’s got them by the balls.(AC/DC)

Haha….no, and that would be by the breasts btw. lol

TJBM likes to go to thrift stores to find bizarre artwork

False
TJBM wonders what all the fuss about Walmart is.

What IS all the fuss?

TJBM has seen “Source Code”

True, great movie.

TJBM likes mind bending movies.

I’m about to fnd out, will be watching Source Code tonight. :-)

TJBM is afraid of movies that are hard to follow lol

nay
TJBM wants either GNOME3 or Windows 8.

Windows 8 please.
TJBM is a freak

I’d admit it but you’d lose what little respect you have for me.
TJBM cried during Old Yeller.

True. But doesn’t everyone? How can you not?

TJBM is getting ready for Girl Scout Cookie season.

only If i get to eat them.
TJBM is a diabetic or smoker.

False
TJBM has an eating disorder as in they can’t stop eating

Sigh, it’s true. And now I want some Girl Scout Cookies, to make it worse. Mmm, Samoas…

TJBM could use a manicure.

Nah, false.
TJBM hasn’t had a manicure in their entire life

False, but, I prefer pedicures. I only get manicures and nails for special occasions.

TJBM likes cheese stuffed raviole

True. Yummy.

TJBM has a cold.

False. knock on wood :-)

TJBM has an insatiable curiosity and loves knowledge

Sometimes. Sometimes I’m tired, have a cold, and really really need to not think about hard stuff. So sure, sounds good to me.

TJBM wants a glass of grapefruit juice.

False. Don;t really care for grapefruit, but it;s good for you. I like pineapple OJ.

TJBM wishes there were still Mastodons wandering around

I do.
TJBM will tell us the first thing that comes to their mind when I say “Fractious.”

Cranky miners.

TJBM thinks Mina birds are interesting.

True. I love birds of all kinds.

TJBM has red hair

nope
TJBM wants a pet armadillo.

Nah,

TJBM knows how far north Armadillo’s travel.

False.

TJBM knows how far south Seniors travel.

False. I think it depends on the species of senior, tropical, sub-tropical, their migratory patterns are random. lol

TJBM is meeting a friend for lunch today

If you count sitting with my friends at lunch in school, then yes.
TJBM is going to work soon. D:

I’ve been procrastinating on fluther long enough. I need to get some stuff done.
TJBM likes asparagus

Kind of. Not as much as I did as a small child.
TJBM has to pee!

False, just did.

TJBM found a new artist that they enjoy listening to.

Almost too true. Found so many in the last few days that I can’t decide where to start.

TJBM just rediscovered an artist they used to listen to, and is very happy about it.

True.
TJBM has a party tonight.

false
TJBM has a city to destroy.

False, but I am leaving soon to go shopping and out to lunch with a friend. I’m the old chick now, I only party at home in my hot tub. lol

TJBM loves hot water

oh yes..in my bath, for my tea..but don’t like being in metaphorical hot water at work.

TJBM needs to go grocery shopping.

False, not my job xD
TJBM only goes chocolate/milkshake shopping

False. But if theyb had any good milkshakes around, that’s what I’d be looking for.
TJBM has fashion sense. I don’t lol

True!
TJBM says “I am what I am.”

Very true. And you can’t change me.
TJBM loves Scrabble

I sure do.
TJBM wants to join @LezboPirate and I on our quest for movies, and junk food tonight. :D

Aw, yeah!
TJBM wonders which movie they will choose

I do.
TJBM will suggest a good movie.

I can watch X-Men First Class over and over again… or we could watch all 3 of Jurassic Park :D
TJBM will tell us which recent movie they detest

Tw@tlight series
TJBM sleeps upside down and outdoors.

I’m not a possum.
TJBM loves Ice Age

I do!!!
TJBM loves How To Train Your Dragon. :)

I do, I do!!
TJBM loves Tangled

I do!
TJBM loves Finding Nemo. :D

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming… Hell Yeah!
TJBM likes Monsters Inc.

I do! :D
TJBM will name a movie they love.

Back To The Future
TJBM wants to travel to the future.

False, I’d much rather it be a surprise.
TJBM doesn’t like Harry Potter

I haven’t really watched it enough to have an unbiased opinion.
TJBM is biased.

About Harry Potter? Those are the best books/movies ever!
…does that answer your question?

TJBM thinks Wipeout is hilarious.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Wipeout but I watched some Jackass and Wild Boyz with my daughter the other day…crazy stuff, those guys are insane! lol

TJBM thought Bridesmaids was funny

False, haven’t seen it.

TJBM thought MI-4 was awesome for it’s glass climbing and magnet sequences.

Haven’t seen the movie – but snippets of Tom Cruise filming it in Dubai do make it look like it would be amazing.

TJBM is on a baking kick today.

False. I’m on a kick my own ass after eating too many baked goods over the holidays. Muffin top be gone! lol

TJBM is enjoying a sunny day

False, I actually really dislike sunlight. Bah, humbug.

TJBM is eating a sandwich.

nope, will be eating a pizza soon.
TJBM has a ZZ top beard.

Haha..false, but I like their music.

TJBM has a huge DVD collection

False, it’s all on a hard drive.
TJBM is a technophobe.

Meh. So, so.
TJBM loves chicken..

true, especially with BBQ sauce.
TJBM loves squirrel.

Only when they are alive in the garden.
TJBM is a fan of…

Eve Six.[=
TJBM likes to smile!

True :)
TJBM knows smiling triggers a ‘feel happy’ hormone in your body.

I do know that.
TJBM is wearing a blue shirt. :D

False, grey,white and black.
TJBM is wearing a stripy shirt

I’m wearing a blue and white soccer jersey, with someone elses last name on it. I don’t know where it came from. :D
TJBM will tell me where it came from.

False
TJBM is wearing black jeans

False. I just got out of the shower and I am wearing a white terry cloth bathrobe with crazy wet hair that needs some after party before the party. lol

TJBM will tell Coloma what to make for dinner tonight lasagne, spaghetti, steak or chicken

LASAGNE And you need to invite me over.
TJBM broke their food processor and hasn’t been able to get a home made meal in months and would do anything for some pasta right now.

Haha..yep, I’m thinking pasta is the meal ticket tonight too.

TJBM has made their own pasta

I don’t.
TJBM is still in their pajamas, like me!(:

False
TJBM can’t stand spending the day in their pajamas

False, it’s one of my favorite things to do, though it’s rare.
TJBM got contacts today!

False
TJBM has blue eyes

Sometimes. Sometimes they’re green though.
TJBM has pretty brown eyes[=

Well, mine have a dark blue around the outside, moving into lighter blue, before having a tiny bit of brown around the pupils, which is especially noticeable when my pupils are at their smallest. So a bit brown.

TJBM has a pet amphibian.

False, but, I have gazillions of tree frogs that get in the house all the time in the summer.

TJBM will say wave goodbye to Coloma now buh bye, gotta go jellies ;-)

waves Bye @Coloma. :)
TJBM’s feet are naked, and doing a sexy dance.

nope I love wearing my socks but they can do a sexy dance

TJBM bought some girl scout cookies recently

I didn’t.
TJBM just send out a mass text telling everyone “Quick! Wherever you are! Whatever you’re doing! Yell butt secks!!!” I did.

I don’t text
TJBM has bought a Blendtec blender.

False, though I do desperately need one.
TJBM sleeps naked, even in winter

I love sleeping naked. Clothes suck.
TJBM hates pizza.

Who could hate pizza?
TJBM doesn’t hate pizza.

Love pizza! I can’t think of a single person who hates it.

TJBM has the TV on but isn’t actually watching it.

False
TJBM is bored

I am.
TJBM wants to come eat some of the cake LezboPirate and I made last night, with me. :D

I do! Let us eat cake!

TJBM wishes they could smell my spaghetti sauce that’s simmering away right now. Mmmm

nope
TJBM wants to be trapped in Las Vegas in the Middle of July.

No, I never want to be trapped in Las Vegas – not at any time in the year.

TJBM is praying for a miracle. (A classmate’s BIL was shot in Haiti this past Wednesday while working to build an orphanage. If you pray, please pray for healing for Big Dave.)

@geeky_mama Consider it done.
TJBM would also like to say a prayer for geeky mama.

I will.
TJBM is going to punch someone. :O

I haven’t punched someone since 6th grade. I have a wicked jab.
TJBM likes kohlrabi.

nope
TJBM believes that prayers are useless.

Nope. I think I’m a believer in prayer and positive thougth. I have a nephew at home now.
TJBM Has a car at the Rolex 24 tonight.

No. :P
TJBM is going to watch a movie and eat dinner:)

No. :P You have a sled dog crew. I ate hours ago. :)
TJBM likes oysters

Well, it’s only 6:40 here. :)
I don’t. Grossssss.
TJBM doesn’t understand how fish can live in water, and still smell like they need a bath…

Haha true.

TJBM thinks @AshLeigh looks like the little mermaid lol

Now that you mention it… :D
TJBM is ready for a feast

True! But it’s only 3:30, I have to wait.
TJBM was trolling a mall earlier. We got kicked out the dollar store…..

nope
TJBM has a waterbed.

Not since my 1970s childhood.

TJBM has a memory foam bed. (The bed fad of the 2010s IMHO)

False. But my parents and my brother still have their waterbed, @reijinni!
TJBM has seen Forrest Gump.

False
TJBM should be doing something they’re not.

Very true.
TJBM has just finished a REALLY good book.

True, very true.
TJBM is about to start a new book.

I’m in the middle a book called Wither. :D
TJBM is cleaning their room, like me!

LOL! Nope.
TJBM had their dad just come in and tell them to clean up their room, and grinned like an idiot.

Nope. My father doesn’t live with me. :) But I am finally cleaning my room. :D
TJBM never cleans their room. O.o

Hahahaha. That’s funny. As the “mom” I clean EVERY room in the house (including my own).

TJBM has a very clean house. (Well, at least for today.)

Hmm, apart from my my room, yes.
TJBM is sad the weekend is over :(

I cleaned this morning, my little abode is in tip top shape, wanna make a sandwich on my bathroom floor? lol

False. My work is flexible sooo, Mondays are an off day, endless weekend.

TJBM likes Beagles

I love beagles. When they’re after a rabbit the baying is amazing.
TJBM loves dogs.

True :)
TJBM will tell us their fav breed of dogs

A pair of Golden Retrievers stole my heart in the past. They were abandoned and adopted me. I’ll always have a soft spot for them.
TJBM loves Shepard’s Pie.

OOH, yes!
TJBM is feeling hungry now.

True! I had a long walk today and now a couple o’ beers and the sauce is simmering. Mmmm,soon, soon!:-D

TJBM is nursing a friend through a romantic breakup shit, does it ever end, even at 50 something, guess not. lol

I am, actually. D:
TJBM is doing something productive.

Absolutely false. I am drinking a beer and waiting on dinner to be done. lol

TJBM has a cat nearby

False Oops! True. I just looked and there is a porceline cat sitting next to an easy chair.

TJBM is watching the evening news.

Nope. Watching four man bobsled from St Moritz.
TJBM Likes Winter sports.

Snow boring….
TJBM has no balance.

I struggle with work-life balance & I’m pretty clumsy..but I wouldn’t say no balance.. More like some balance.

TJBM can do a cartwheel off a balance beam.

I can.
<—Took gymnastics.
Also, just thought you guys should know… I’m cleaning my room on roller blades. :D
TJBM is weird, like me.

No one is weird like you.

TJBM has never rollerbladed.

:O
To never have rollerbladed is a crime! Rollerblades are so much better than plain old rollerskates. (Is it obvious that I am a product of the ‘90s?)

TJBM caught a terrible cold this weekend. (I did. :( )

I did, actually. :/
TJBM can ice skate.

nope, can’t skate period.
TJBM had an afro.

<wonders if there is any cake left…...>

No. My hair has always been dead straight.

TJBM feels like today is going far too quickly.

False. It is only 8:07 here and I had a busy and active weekend, am still waking up with coffee.

TJBM has gone scuba diving

False.

TJBM has been to Jamaica.

false
TJBM has to pick out shot pellets out of their meat.

Ewww…no, I don’t eat much meat, and no recently shot meat.

TJBM prefers to look at deer rather than hunt them

True.

TJBM has been to Washington, DC.

False.

TJBM has been to Santa Fe N.M.

false
TJBM wants to move to Mississippi.

False, not into hurricanes and tornados and gumbo. lol

TJBM has had a streak of creative verve today

I skipped school. Is that creative?
TJBM also skipped school/work today.

False : ( In my dreams I did though!

tjbm would just love to come do my dishes for me?!

Nope hate doing dishes thats why having a dishwasher works well for me

TJBM is going ot be doing some home improvements soon

I’m not.
TJBM is glad to be sitting in a clean room. :)

True. no tnx to @creative1! hee hee j/k
I have a dishwasher but I never use it

tjbm needs to study something : )

Nah. I’ll have loads of homework tomorrow, after my skipping today.
TJBM is a rebel.

True dat.
TJBM is working on an essay

False.

TJBM knows about the Donner party ordeal

Yes. And I am suddenly hungry.

TJBM has a neat story for their latest avatar.

Not really. It’s my face.
TJBM (hopefully) has a more interesting story for their avatar then mine. XD

Once upon a time, I fell in love with wolves, and began to worship them. The end.
TJBM likes to howl

;)
TJBM has a dirty mind.

Women always tell me they bet I do. Then they bite their bottom lips and try to hold my hand.

TJBM did something crazy and dangerous today out of boredom.

;) Well…
TJBM has naked feet.

Naked as the day they were born. It’s 5:28AM and I couldn’t sleep so I got up and will try doing a little work. In my bathrobe.
TJBM slept great last night.

Meh. I slept okay, once I finally fell asleep. Wish I could go back to sleep. Damn school. >.<
TJBM knows where my other grey tennis shoe is. I cleaned my entire room, and only found one.

True. Prince Charming said he had a wonderful evening, btw <winks>

tjbm does not want to go to the doc today

True and I don’t need to.

TJBM watches The Walking Dead.

I don’t.
TJBM thinks @EnchantingEla is silly. :)

True! I love playful peeps! :-)

TJBM is glad to see @EnchantingEla back…where have you been girlie?

True :)
TJBM knows where @AshLeigh ‘s other tennis shoe is…
:P

True. I stole it during the night and it is under my bed.

TJBM is going to do something creative today

not sure on the creative part the last few days.
TJBM wants to turn the little ponies into either glue or Leberkäse.

False! <arches brow at @reijinni> That does not sound good for the ponies!

tjbm is looking forward to doing their taxes tommorrow. Cha-ching-ga-ling!

<frisks @Coloma for brownies> I’ve been working through some personal things, trying to get more balanced and concentrating on acing my classes. I’ve missed you guys!!

False we’re waiting for one more piece of paper.
TJBM has no idea why their back hurts.

False. My back doesn’t hurt my butt does and I know why lol ; )

tjbm wants a banana split in a bad way…

@Coloma… Can I have it back, please? I kinda need it. :)
How can you want it in a bad way… Sounds dirty…...
TJBM needs a back massage.

Who doesn’t need a back massage?

TJBM is way too excited about the new season of Tosh.0.

o.O’ ack! I dunno what Tosh.0. season is!! : (

tjbm does and will tell all, tho!

@AshLeigh i dun wanna durtay nanner split!!! what can i say? i’m a passionate person! ; )

Some TV show kids are watching these days… I don’t know. I don’t watch it. :)
TJBM just went for a walk in the cold, like me! :O

No, but I’m about to =/

TJBM will tell us what Tosh.0 is; I’m curious…

False! but I Bahinged it and will toss ya a linkage ; )

tjbm loves happy hump a hippo days!! aka wednesdays…

Haha. Surely. XD
TJBM is worried about someone who’s sick. D:

False. I’m only worried about how much I’ll owe in taxes this year. Bah!
TJBM thinks @AshLeigh would look adorable in pigtails

I do..and I bet you look pretty cute in double braids or pigtails, too @Coloma

TJBM is going for a hair cut this evening.

Actually, I was considering getting a cut. And this evening could work, ‘tis late night shopping. Are you some kind of wizard?

TJBM is afraid of water.

False I love water. Swimming, hot tubs, mountain lakes, rivers, ocean, rain. The wetter the better. lol I need a haircut too!

TJBM lives near an active volcano

Very false.
TJBM lives in a cold place and has a sprinkling of snow today :D

False 50 degrees F the day before groundhog day.
TJBM celebrates groundhog day.

I don’t.
TJBM sleeps nekked. :O

of course

TJBM sleeps with the window open in winter

not unless I have someone warm to snuggle up to

TJBM loves to snuggle

I sleep alone
TJBM misses Don Cornelius.

Who’s Don Cornelius? Never heard of him, or, if I have, I have forgotten. lol’

TJBM loves caramel corn

Yuck. @Coloma You need more memory or more music in your life.
TJBM watched Soul Train.

Maybe..waaay back when, I don’t remember, I don’t remember. lol

TJBM is one of those “knows every music artist” types

I’m not. I know a lot of artist kids my age don’t know, but I don’t know any of the ones they do know. O.o
TJVM noticed my typo…

Yeah I did.
TJBM loves all music.

For the most part I will listen to any type of music.
TJBM has a snuggie.

I confess..the teenager of the house found one at Goodwill (we get most of our clothes from Goodwill) and we bought it..sort of as an ironic joke. My husband uses it on chilly mornings when he’s sitting in our 4-season porch.

TJBM has a wedgie.

False! lmao! I was just going to answer I don’t have a snuggie or a wedgie! honest ingin!

tjbm has a hickie!

… ;)
TJBM is laughing.

@AshLeigh has a hickie, @AshLeigh has a hickie, @AshLeigh hickie…. tee hee hee hee

True! LOL

tjbm has the burpies

LAWL. I have almost never had a hickie, and I don’t now! XD
I don’t.
TJBM is talking on the phone.

almost never? hmmm…

False. I rarely talk on the phone.

tjbm has 3 or more phones

What you never sucked on your arm as a child?
I have a home phone, and a cell phone…
TJBM needs to clean their house!

True! Are you a Tommy Peeper? My kids are gone. I watched Criminal Minds, did my taxes and homework tonight and pretty much nothing else ; )

tjbm needs to clean out their fridgie!

Nope. LezboPirate did it the other day.
TJBM has a great sister!

I do and she’s awesome and talented :D Sets a good example for me… Even though she’s younger o_o

TJBM still keeps entering their old passwords for things (and they changed them a month ago)

No. But sometimes I try to sign into my account at school with my Facebook log in… XD
TJBM is listening to a great song.

not yet.
TJBM will like this old bit.

True. R.I.P Don Cornelius. We wish you peace, love, and soul in heaven.
TJBM is fluthering in health class. Not reccomended, but….

False. I am fluthering in my PJs still easing into the day with coffee.

TJBM has the travel bug

False.

TJBM has a bed bug.

false
TJBM had groundhog stew yesterday.

Nope. I’d eat twigs and leaves before I ate rodent stew. Blech!

TJBM can see the color gold somewhere right now

True, a package of cookies staring me in the face. AHH! I’ve got to put them away!
TJBM, has a teen looking over their shoulder asking for a fluther account.

Haha..false. I just have a giant, fluffy cat flaked out next to my feet. :-)

TJBM ate something un-breakfasty for breakfast

Not yet. I’ve been too lazy to even get out of bed. I’m sick. :(
TJBM is also sick.

Kinda true, not enough to be in bed.
TJBM hopes @AshLeigh gets better soon <3 <3

Yes! Feel better soon @AshLeigh. Glad you’re snuggled up in bed resting.

TJBM thinks climbing into bed with a book sounds like a fantastic idea right about now.

I’m already in bed. :) All cozy with my kitty, and my blanky. <3
TJBM loves their pet. :)

Very true! Fur & feathers everywhere. lol
Feel better @AshLeigh !

TJBM wants to have a garage sale soon

Nah, I like it right where it is

TJBM has Friday night plans out,

I don’t. Gonna chill, and try to get over being sick, so I can do things for the rest of the weekend! :)
TJBM will tell us what they’re doing this weekend.

True, at least I would have. I started listing everything for this weekend and it got too long.
TJBM loves listening to their children laugh.

no kids.
TJBM wants another person to sleep with them.

Haha. I am the cuddliest in all the land!
TJBM is the cuddliest in all the land, also.[=