The world needs two new super heroes (a hero and a heroine)! [Details inside].

1. Non-Intervention Man
2. Communism Girl.

1. G.I. Joe 2012 (African American version)
2. Steve Li (China’s version of Steve Jobs, a creative innovator who spends his billions on manufacturing goods for the whole world to buy but unlike Jobs his products are made in Brazil for cheaper labor and therefore are more affordable.)

The Magnificent Milo and his somewhat limited sidekick, Garrulous Gail, who will talk most problems to death.

Captian Goodness (shown here with his most powerful weapon)

Confidence Cat, because with the economy, just believing makes it so.

@thorninmud Captain Goodness is apparently so good as to be invisible.

Milo here; I posed for both of those feline shots.

@gailcalled He’s only visible to the evil-hearted. Go smack Milo and try the link again.

Ah.

1. My alter ego needs to be a modern day superhero and her name is….. Double Standards Girl! She’ll call out all the hypocrisy and make ALL the naughty boys and girls who have been playing with matches stand in a corner and hand over all their weapons.
And now that people aren’t spending inordinate amounts of money and energy in destroying each other… along comes:
2. Productivity Man. Able to create full employment in a single bound, he will find things for everyone to do and make sure that, those who don’t contribute to the intrinsic value (shame on you, you lying, cheating trading floor banker-boys) and GDP of nations, will be taught a lesson.

I don’t understand @ragingloli s answer at all

Hyperion (consume all weaponized uranium and plutonium)

Cash Cow

Religious Tolerance Girl: Travels around the world to convince all the religious extremists to be tolerant of other religious beliefs in the world and let all people live according to their own chosen codes of religious morality.

Fusion Man: Mass produces a working home fusion generator for a price of less than $5000 that’s about the size of a furnace and extracts its deuterium fuel from the tap water supply, providing unlimited cheap electricity for every home and business and doing away with central power generating plants and the whole national electric grid (this will also practically force people to buy electric cars, since why would people buy gas when electricity is free and unlimited?).

Trying again: Captain Goodness brandishing his M2000 Anicelator

Conan and Xena. You just need to fuck shit up, how complicated does it need to get?

@thorninmud: Nice finally to see that without having to smack Milo, which would have led to some very unpleasant times here at tomorrow’s levée.

I’m happy with what @ragingloli called em.