Caption competition! Name that acronym caption to the news photo (#1).

I can’t come up with anything that’s not so mean spirited that I’m not embarrassed at myself.

Mitt Romney embraces the future.

(I don’t support Mitt but I thought I’d answer anyway.)

Mitt Romney Explains Todd’s Fired.

Mitt Romney Examines Timmy’s Funstick.

@filmfann omg! ~

@filmfann Yeah,see, THAT’S what I’m talking about.

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Mitt Rarely Exemplifies True Fatherliness.

Ouch.

Mitt Rubs Eddy’s Tip Feverishly

Why does pedophilia always come to mind everytime a man and boy are pictured together? lol…?

Mitt Romney Escapes Thickheaded Followers

May reason edge through futility.

@Keep_on_running People want to be funny, it’s “organs out” first thing. The age and sex is incidental.

Mitt Romney Eliminates Tot’s Funding

Mitt Romney Exemplifies “Toddler Fondler”.

I’m not even going to bother after @cprevite, I’m laughing too hard.

Mitt Relates Elaborate Teaparty Fantasies

Mitt Relishes Every Toddler’s Frankfurter

For those that want to see the original caption as adjusted by me, see here.
For those that don’t, don’t click it and game on.

I don’t see a caption that matches the acronym.

En route to Florida?

@dappled_leaves has it, @Jeruba.

My guess was “Mit Romney Explains the Filibuster” – but it sounds boring now that I read the other entries. :)

Mitt Romney eagerly talks foreign (policy).

Kindergarten Cop 2, here we come!

Mitt Romney eats tot’s flesh.

@ratboy That was nothing less than soul-deadening filth. But I laughed…. so hard. (Hope you aren’t a serial killer)

Midget Romney educates the father?
Mitt Romney endorses train fans?

Mitt Romney Exposes…

…The Facts. Get your mind out of the gutter.

Mitt Reveals Enormous…

…Trust Fund. And again.

Mystic Ritual Exorcizes This Fiend

Mormons Regretfully Explain Their Failures

Mitt Recruits Eager Thirdgrade Fundraiser