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NSFW How can one stop getting aroused in bad times?

Asked by partyrock (3870points) February 6th, 2012 from iPhone

How do you stop yourself from feeling horny in awkward or bad times? I get really horny in public, late in the middle of the night, or with family, or other random bad times. I get so horny that it really bothers me that I can’t do anything about it. Is there a way I can think about it going away ?

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sleepdoc's avatar

Just part of the human condition. Your could always go for the female equivalent of the Austin Powers line “Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day”.

wundayatta's avatar

I don’t know how you stop, but think what it would be like if you were a guy?

Blackberry's avatar

You’re a young human; you can’t do much about it. At least you don’t have to worry about hiding erections. Just be glad that this is happening to you, as it means everything is working down there. You could try thinking about something horrible?

King_Pariah's avatar

I use a breathing technique to clear my head and slow down my heart rate. breath in for 10, hold for 10, breath out for 10, hold for 10, repeat. It works for me.

digitalimpression's avatar

I guess “Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day” is already taken…. so…. “Angela Lansbury naked on a cold day” !

YoKoolAid's avatar

Think of math problems

6rant6's avatar

I don’t know what’s good to do, but I’m guessing that thinking you have a problem is the worst thing to do. And like @wundayatta says, half of us do it all the time and think it’s perfectly natural.

RealEyesRealizeRealLies's avatar

Whenever I have a problem keeping it down, I just think back of my XXX Wife. Problem solved.

deni's avatar

Breathe deeply, then run to the bathroom and masturbate!

MilkyWay's avatar

@RealEyesRealizeRealLies XXX wife? Wow. You must be really old…

ninjacolin's avatar

Honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you not post a horny thread. lol. I don’t think there’s anything necessarily wrong with it but.. it seems apparent that it’s on your mind.

If it bothers you that much, maybe it’s time to talk to a professional about it, you could also try a hypnotist.

Esedess's avatar

LOL! You talking about how you get SO horny just made me really horny!

I’m at work… so I’m gunna go masturbate in the in the bathroom now. =”]

ScurvyChamp's avatar

Think of your childhood priest. Shake his hand! Make smalltalk. Let him tell you the story about the Babylonians. Kills erotic feelings DEAD.

rebbel's avatar

Do some calculation.
33 + 17 + 19 =

zenvelo's avatar

oh gee thanks @rebbel, I added that up and now I really want some….

deni's avatar

@rebbel Sneaky bastard

downtide's avatar

I’m guessing that you’re still young, either still in adolescence or not far past it. If that’s the case, you just have to wait. It’ll wear off as you get older.

If you’re already older and it’s still a problem, then it’s something you ought to speak to your doctor about.

blueiiznh's avatar

Mastrubation or sex is the only way.

You simply need to get the poison out.~

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Don’t sweat it as long as it isn’t too obvious. It’s not a bad thing to like sex. You never win points in heaven for pleasures you passed over on earth.

AshLeigh's avatar

I don’t think I’ve ever seen you post anything that didn’t involve sex.
You should probably get laid…
Or think of a big fat hairy man. That should be a turn off…

partyrock's avatar

Ashleigh maybe you should look through my questions then, you’ll see I’ve posted many other things :) lol. And I have gotten laid… It’s still a problem at random times though.

partyrock's avatar

NinjaColin I have posted lots of other things ! Just look through my questions!! It’s been on my mind for the past month and a half, that’s all.

ninjacolin's avatar

Nice try, i’m not looking through that post history!
I have a wife and kids.

partyrock's avatar

lol !! It’s not as freaky as you think o_O lol

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

To be fair to @partyrock it’s not that freaky.

Ayesha's avatar

Hey! I was supposed to ask this.

wundayatta's avatar

Damn! Why does it seem like it is so hard for all the horny men and all the horny women to find each other?

partyrock's avatar

Wundayatta I agree, maybe some people are just better at hiding it lol

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