NSFW: If this happened, what would you do?

Go back to sleep and think its a horrible nightmare.

Find the g-spot and all the other good spots so when I get my own genitalia back I can please the ladies better. lol

Run outside and write my name in the snow.

I’d probably come back in and whack, as a scientific experiment, of course.

As for me, I’d totally like to masturbate and see what it’s like for a guy, get kicked in the balls to see how bad it really is, and attempt to have sex with someone. It’d be an interesting affair.

I would DEFINITELY want a blowjob or nine. Sex too probably but blowjobs always seemed, to me, a woman, like they feel sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo good.

Masturbate! xD

If I had a penis I would probably be freaked out at first, but knowing it was only for a day I would have fun with it :) I would see what all the fuss about blowjobs and why men want them so much ;) lol !

But I don’t want to deal with getting boners, at least I can’t hide when I’m horny… hehe. Or getting kicked in the balls too, ouch :( :(

I’ll be the knucklehead who would still pee standing up. I hereby dub this act, “spreeing”.

I’m going to assume that what we have here is a virginal pussy & therefore, shall we say…..tight?
I’m going to have fun with that baby, but boy, am I going to take it easy…....at first.

By the end of the day, sex with me would be like chucking a sausage down a hallway. I guarantee it.

Bangin’ so man bitches…

@AshLeigh – Hahaha…..

I’m gonna wreck those chicks….. hahaha.

What am I saying ? lol.

That’s supposed to say “many”...

I..don’t know. There are so many things. But yeah, as said up there ^^ I’d like a good swift kick in the balls.Just to see.

Also..

Ash-Leigh! No sister of mine is banging any bitches, let alone many. That’s my thing, Man.

You don’t know my life. I’ve been granted a penis for a day. If you don’t use it, you lose it right? I have to lose it if I use it or not…

Only one day? I’m not giving it back, no way! ~clings~

Pee in the snow.

I really want to know what the male orgasm feels like so, I’d have a wank.

So many more women answer this question and they seem so much more excited about the possibility than the men who seem to be much more cautious in their answers. Dare I say it? Oh, why not. It’s not like it’s for real, eh? They act like pussies in the way they answer.

Me? If I had a pussy for a day, does that mean I have a womb for a day? Because if I do, I’m going to pump out five babies before the day is done. Full-size ones, too! Just to show you what a man’s made of!

I ain’t doin’ no lactatin’ the next day, though. I’m back to bein’ a man!

I’d become a lesbian for a day. w00t!

Oh my goodness… I’d probably play with myself for a while, have lunch, play with myself again, post about my wonderful dick on fluther, play with myself again, take a nap…. I don’t think I’d leave my house all day. Now, if I weren’t married, I’d track down a friendly looking lady and engage in some fun nookie, including a blowjob. I’ve always wondered what blowjobs feel like.

@WillWorkForChocolate – Unfortunately, it doesn’t work like that for a man. You’ll get two, maybe three, shots off in a day, max. After that, it won’t play nice at all. In that way, women are lucky: women have unlimited ammo :-p

Also, unlike a woman, a man can’t just walk into a pub, pick out any woman in sight, say “Wanna get laid for free?”, and expect an eager “Yes!” nine times out of ten. A man, on the other hand, has to swallow, like, a hundred humiliating rejections for every “Yes.”

@HungryGuy two or three shots really? A day in which I have nothing better to do (like when I was incapacitated from a cracked rib) I can go 5–6 times and I thought I was under the norm.

Lol that would be cool. I often wonder what having an erection feels like, so I could find out then. Hopefully I could find someone to have sex with in that day, and experience something different, or so I assume.

lol I said ass.

I would buy a vibrator, turn the ringer off my phone, and explore this multiple orgasm thing I have heard about.

@Imadethisupwithnoforethought It’s a magical thing, I tell you.

I’d go to @KateTheGreat‘s house and waltz around naked with my big erection going, WHO DA MAN? WHO DA MAAAAAN!!

^Yep @Symbeline. I’d do that after I peed in the snow, and just before the morning whack ;)

@Symbeline Oh I’m dying to know what having a boner feels like. DYING, I tell you. I just can’t fathom it. I asked my ex boyfriend and he said it feels like making a fist, or a flexed muscle. Still can’t imagine though.

Take a cucumber and…......nevermind.

How did I miss this thread…

I gotta agree with @Blackberry, I’d go to the store to buy a couple cucumbers so I could see what it’s like to have something so big rammed inside of me over and over again. I’d also play with my tits a lot. I better have nice big titties, C cups at least.

In the future, I’d like to have no memory of you discussing the desire to repeatedly impale yourself on vegetables.

@WillWorkForChocolate Oh come on, you’ve never put a giant butternut squash in your no-no parts?!~

Ummmm….. no. That would be vegetable abuse!

^ROFL

@WillWorkForChocolate Had a bad experience in the produce section?

No, I just prefer to play diddle with items made from substances that were never alive, nor removed from the ground. :P