NSFW Do you pass gas at embarrassing times?

And then I remembered the joke: God must be an engineer. Only an engineer would build a playground in the middle of a disposal plant. But I still need an answer to my question.

It’s never happened to me thankfully but, if it did, I would be mortified but laugh it off. My boyfriend would find it hilarious if I did that.

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I don’t find gas to be embarrassing. It’s natural. We all do it.

I’d giggle, and move on.

I hold it in, or sneakily let out a test fart to see if it’s deadly. Lol!

Just tell her it’s the afterburners kicking in.

When I was baptized. I kid you not

I farted the other night whilst humping the wife, just a little turbo boost, nowt wrong with that.

I try not to pass gas in a situation that would embarrass me, but if it happens, it happens.

I, as a woman, have not let one go during sex, however I have while receiving oral. When I m with someone I am comfortable with, I stop,rip, then let him continue. I’ve had a few squeak out but have been ignored.

I would try not to, but if it happened I would laugh, apologise and carry on.

I cough farted in an elevator the other day and could not stop laughing. By the first stop all of us were laughing so hard we felt stupid. I just said sorry and walked off and took the stairs.

@judochop I sneeze farted on the very first day of my very first job when I was 16 years old. I was mortified but no one let on whether they heard or not and I worked there for a couple of years after.

@judochop I literally LOLed for a long time. Still am in fact!