(NSFW) Has this ever happened to you after "self-pleasuring"?

Sometimes I can’t motivate myself until I’ve masturbated….one good relevant example is, if I’m about to work out, even if I’m not horny, I feel like I need to masturbate real quick before I can do what I really need to do. Yeah, I have no idea why it happens! Haha

Hmm, is feeling hungry after masturbating out of the ordinary? If so, then yeah. It happens all of the time.
I’m gonna go get some cake now…

Your mind is free once you Get that poison out of your system

This one time I thought I really must go to the doctor, i’d been bashing one out whilst cycling see & there was this bus & a hedge…...

“Oh, that was good. Now let me get a bucket and floorcloth and clean the mess.”

Mine, “where did the day go?” (I look out the window and it’s dark).

True story. Happened over the weekend. “After delight” took the whole afternoon.

There’s a lot of different things that can happen, including all of this stuff. Sometimes I have to masturbate before I do homework, it makes me more clear headed.

Interesting. To me, the opposite is true. I feel tired, but relaxed, and just feel like listening to classical music… :P

Nop, usually it is just the typical “WTF is wrong with me”.

Well, not quite the gym. But sometimes it’s like “Done. Hey! I’ll go look at the long-term weather patterns across the pacific ocean for the last hundred years to see if there’s a general trend!”. Or something similarly bizarre.

If I’m just beating off to get rid of my hardon then I usually just clean up and carry on but if I know I am going to enjoy myself for a little while I like to draw this enjoyment out for as long as possible. I usually just lay around afterwards.

Definitely not. I’m more like “Oh shit, I’m going in for more” or I just fall asleep.

“Well that was pointless.”

I guess now that I think about it, if I masturbate once, I usually masturbate 5 times. I don’t masturbate every day just because I might not think about it, but when I do, I lay around for a few hours and watch TV or read and just masturbate every 20 or minutes or so whenever I feel like another go. It works.

@rebbel A bucket! Hahaha

You guys are weird ;) I just curl up and go to sleep.

@KateTheGreat and @redfeather I tend to need to sleep after too. Whilst I don’t flick the bean all afternoon like @Jude and @deni seem to be able to, I do tend to give myself four or five orgasms in a row before ending my “session”.

“Flick the bean”

Oh god, I lol’d so hard.

@Leanne1986 flick the bean hahah hahahha hahah aha ha ahha hhahaha i love it

@Fiddle_Playing_Creole_Bastard and @deni That’s quite a common saying over here!!!

Click here for a picture of hot, bean-flicking action.

@Leanne1986 I laughed at flisk the bean too. I’m stealing it! Where are you from that this is common?

Yeah, I tend to think strange thoughts during and after. Usually its stuff like, “Wonder if I have to go grocery shopping today” Or if my mind is really wondering, “I really want to be a mortician!” o.o My mind always tends to go off in a random place.

@Ponderer983 England, the south-west.