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The Yes or No game. Wanna join!

Asked by rebbel (28756points) March 5th, 2012

The rules are as follows:
I ask a question (just the first one, after that you will ask the next one), you will answer it with just a Yes or a No.
No, Yes, provided that… and/or No, unless…. answers.
Just Yes or No.
After you answered you may ask a question which will be answered by the next Jelly.
If a question is not ‘your cup of tea’ just don’t come in the thread.
Don’t, please, make a fuss about the (possible) offensive or objectionable or saucy or whathaveyou character of questions.

So, my question for responder number one:
Your child’s pet died, while he/she is on a school trip.
Coincidence will that there is an identical pet in store.
Will you buy the identipet thus keep your mouth shut about the death?

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946 Answers

HungryGuy's avatar

No.

Would you walk up to a complete stranger in a bar or pub on a dare and ask him/her to go home with you and have sex with you (and go through with it if he/she says “yes”)?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Would you eat another human being if the only other option was to eat your own sh*t?

KateTheGreat's avatar

Yes.

Would you kill an innocent human being to save a loved one’s life?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No
Did man walk on the Moon or was it all a hoax?

Rheto_Ric's avatar

Yes.
In space, can people hear you scream?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Is Obama really going to keep the promises he made?

janbb's avatar

Yes and no.

Do people really have soulmates?

rebbel's avatar

@janbb X
I am strict today; it is either Yes or No.

SpatzieLover's avatar

Yes.

Will you house-sit my plants?

wundayatta's avatar

No.
Would you lick your lover’s boots during role play?

KateTheGreat's avatar

Yes.

Would you ever run for president?

Bent's avatar

No

would you ever call in sick to work just because you fancied the day off?

Blackberry's avatar

Yes.
Would you ever steal candy from an adult?

HungryGuy's avatar

No.

Would you let a someone make a copy of yourself that’s an atom-by-atom perfect copy to be someone’s sex slave?

TexasDude's avatar

No. (sorry ladies)

Would you be in a band that you knew was going to become famous if there was a 50/50 chance that you may wind up addicted to heroin?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Would you ever give something up that you really love if you knew it was harming you?

HungryGuy's avatar

No.

Would you let someone make copies of yourself that are perfect copies, memories intact and everything, but miniaturized to about 2” tall, to be swallowed as snacks at a party?

janbb's avatar

No

(sorry @HungryGuy )

Would you like to swing on a star?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Have you ever broke someone’s heart knowingly?

SpatzieLover's avatar

No.

Would you take a drug that would boost your IQ by 20pts, but kill your kidneys?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Can you wriggle your ears without using your hands?

HungryGuy's avatar

No.

If you were condemned to death for a horrible crime (whether you really did it or are innocent), but you were given the option of having your spine severed and turned into a remote control cyborg and sold at government auction (you can see and hear and are aware of everything that happens, but your body is controlled by a remote controller like a RC plane controller, and there are no guarantees how your owner could use you), would you take the option to become a cyborg?

syz's avatar

No.

Would you give up all of your worldly possessions if you had proof that in doing so, you could make the world a measurably better place?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Do you think I’m selfish for answering ‘No’ to the above question? :P

HungryGuy's avatar

No.

If medical science discovered the secret to immortality, but in order to receive the treatment you would have to board a starship to a primitive planet and live like an aborigine for a few hundred years until civilization achieved technology again, would you take the treatment and go?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Would you give up all kinds of music if someone offered you a million dollars/pounds?

picante's avatar

No.
Would you sell your non-dominant hand for a million dollars/pounds?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Can you sit cross-legged with each foot in your lap?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes.
Have you suffered an injury in high school/college that still causes you problems?

rebbel's avatar

No.
Is the Italian word Numero abbriviated to Nu or No?

picante's avatar

No
Can you touch the tip of your nose with your tongue?

Blackberry's avatar

No.
Can you do a back flip?

harple's avatar

No.

Do you actually believe everyone in England has bad teeth?

Rheto_Ric's avatar

No.
Was it okay for Billy Crystal to do blackface?

ragingloli's avatar

Yes.
Is “when dogs are in heat, it means they want sex” a valid defence?

ragingloli's avatar

Yes.
Would you have sex with your father to save your mother?

King_Pariah's avatar

No

(Love how you answered your own question @ragingloli)

Would you give up your SO for your one true love (assuming your SO is NOT your one true love)?

ragingloli's avatar

No.
Heterosexual men, if you were forced to choose, would you have sex with George Clooney over Anne Widdecombe?

sydsydrox's avatar

Yes. Would you sit in a car with a really sweaty fat guy?

MadisonPaige's avatar

Just sit? Yes. Would you kill yourself to save your child?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes. Point to be noted, I’m not a parent yet.
Would you want to adopt?

sydsydrox's avatar

Yes.
Would you want to accept this offer of a free beating human heart for just 14.99?

sydsydrox's avatar

Yes. Is there more?

sydsydrox's avatar

Yes. (I’m out of questions,)

ragingloli's avatar

no
would you strangle your 10 year old daughter to death face to face to save the other 7 billion humans?

sydsydrox's avatar

@ragingloli wtf no. If you could fly would you do it?

HungryGuy's avatar

Yes (I love to fly).

If you were kidnapped and forced to be the front of a human centipede, would you refuse to eat in order to not have to “feed” the person behind you?

MadisonPaige's avatar

No. What’s a human centipede?

If you were suspected of being a serial killer and all the evidence was against you but you were innocent and the police were searching for you, would you turn yourself in?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
If I would say No to @HungryGuy ‘s last question, does that make me selfish?

jca's avatar

No.

Have you ever lied answering a question during a job interview?

sydsydrox's avatar

Yes. (I really don’t know)
Anybody watch/like/remember The Magic School Bus?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes!
Are you a sexual person?

sydsydrox's avatar

No. (I’m perverted though)
Was the last ‘yes’ that @MilkyWay directed to me?

HungryGuy's avatar

[oops my answer/question got posted out of order—redacted]

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Have you ever been shot at with a gun of any kind?

HungryGuy's avatar

No (Where I live it’s illegal to even think about owning a gun).

If you knew that a plane was going to crash before it left, would you try to warn everyone and be accused, and possibly convicted, of being a terrorist and mass murderer?

sydsydrox's avatar

No. (I would just jump off)
No. (we are not allowed to be anywhere near people with guns of any kind)
No. (that’s just gross)

(ralphie quote) is it just me, or are we going on a field trip???
I LOVE the magic school bus

MilkyWay's avatar

@sydsydrox Me too, I kinda miss it.
Have you ever eaten an insect?

sydsydrox's avatar

Yes. (on accident, a fly flew in my mouth)
@MilkyWay did you answer my question? Is it just me or are we going on a field trip?

Blackberry's avatar

No.
This could go on forever, does anyone know why we’re doing this?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Do you own an android phone?

YoKoolAid's avatar

Yes.
Did you make hot sweet love on Valentines day?

sydsydrox's avatar

No.
Anybody here like math?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Are you an artistic person at heart?

HungryGuy's avatar

Yes.

Do you know how to program web sites in Javascript?

rebbel's avatar

@HungryGuy That is just gross….~

HungryGuy's avatar

No.

Is Javascript gross?

sydsydrox's avatar

Yes, yes, YES. @MilkyWay
Would you kill someone if you had nothing to lose?

wundayatta's avatar

Absolutely not!

Could you bring yourself to eat cockroaches if that was the only protein available?

TexasDude's avatar

Yes.

Could you really survive a large-scale societal breakdown?

dappled_leaves's avatar

Yes.

Have you ever had a policeman come to your door?

YoKoolAid's avatar

Yes.
Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life?

MilkyWay's avatar

YES.
Do you ever question the existance of a ‘God’?

SpatzieLover's avatar

No.

Do you ever question existence?

rebbel's avatar

No.
Do you ever question?

SpatzieLover's avatar

Yes.
Would you eat canned spagetti for dinner every night if every breakfast you awoke to a chef prepared meal?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Do you tend to skip breakfast?

YoKoolAid's avatar

No.
Are you confident in your ability to handle yourself in a fight?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Have you ever took part in any form of the martial arts?

ZEPHYRA's avatar

Yes.
Would you consider yourself a philanthropist?

Facade's avatar

No.
Do you think people’s needs should be put over other people’s wants?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Are you human?

King_Pariah's avatar

No.

Do you believe yourself to be hypocritical?

Keep_on_running's avatar

Yes.

Do you think the world would need a one-child policy to have any chance of saving our planet?

wundayatta's avatar

No.

Do you hope you can survive the heat death of the universe?

Keep_on_running's avatar

No.

Do you wish you had more willpower?

Berserker's avatar

Yeah.

Do you undress people with your eyes? I mean like, do your eyes come out of their sockets and rip the clothes off of everyone you see?

AmWiser's avatar

No.

Would you be happy if smoking (cigaretts) was illegal?

King_Pariah's avatar

No

Would you be constipated if pancakes in tesseract doghouses were invading the pants?
(utter nonsense is utter)

Berserker's avatar

No.

Do you collect weird shit?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No

Do you wear real fur?

sydsydrox's avatar

No.
We’re you proud of what you did for a Klondike bar?

Facade's avatar

No.

Do you think Psychology is a science?

wundayatta's avatar

Yes.
Do you think science is art?

picante's avatar

Yes.
Do you find the sheer number of adjectives to describe the taste/aroma of wines oppressive?

janbb's avatar

Yes

Are you hungry right now?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes

Does anyone want to come with me to get some Antartic fried penguin and freshly grounded baby seal burgers? The meat is tenderized and grounded upon order!

janbb's avatar

No, no, no!

Are you achey any where today?

picante's avatar

Yes!
Do you love that penguins are dressed for any occasion?

janbb's avatar

Yes! (waggles tailfeathers)

Do you like spicy foods?

picante's avatar

Yes! (waggles jalapenos)
Is there a little tune you just can’t shake from your head today?

harple's avatar

Yes! Hakuna Matata (because Abu Qatada is on the news a lot at the moment!)

Would you rather be somewhere else right now?

SpatzieLover's avatar

No.

Would you agree to having a body part amputated if it would allow you to live an extra ten years?

janbb's avatar

No.

Would you give up 10 years of your life if you could redo something that is making you very unhappy?

TexasDude's avatar

No.

Are you celibate?

OpryLeigh's avatar

No

Are you a virgin?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Are you a tree hugger?

SpatzieLover's avatar

Yes.

Have you ever tapped a maple tree?

Bent's avatar

No

Have you ever been involved in a political protest or rally?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No!
People say you should take time to smell the roses. What are you supposed to do it the roses are not blooming?

King_Pariah's avatar

No?

Have you ever jumped off a waterfall?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Have you ever jumped off a bridge?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes

Have you ever played chicken with a train and won?

wundayatta's avatar

No.
Would you eat rocks for a week if you could get a huge TV contract for it?

janbb's avatar

No

Have you stopped beating your wife?

rebbel's avatar

I hereby declare this thread closed. ~

janbb's avatar

Hahahahaha!

TexasDude's avatar

Nothing to see here. Everyone move along now and go home.

MilkyWay's avatar

NO!! I have a right to know. Being a citizen of blady blady blah, I have the right to blady blady blah, and I have a right to feel safe in my own blady blady blah. I demand my rights be respected! Blady blady blah…
(Said in the typical annoying protestor tone and voice.)

AmWiser's avatar

Yes.
Can @rebbel close this thread?^^

HungryGuy's avatar

No. (the last time I checked, @rebbel wasn’t a Fluther moderator)

Will you pay me $1 to eat a bug?

SpatzieLover's avatar

Yes.
Have you eaten a bug without getting paid to do so?

HungryGuy's avatar

Yes (but not intentionally)

Do you like winter better than summer?

SpatzieLover's avatar

Yes.
Would you prefer a vacation to a colder climate?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Do you like the rain?

EthanMars's avatar

No!!!

Do you like modern architecture?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Do you love historical buildings?

SpatzieLover's avatar

Yes.

Have you ever saved a building from destruction?

King_Pariah's avatar

No (in fact, I may have tilted the leaning tower a millimeter or two… My bad)

Have you ever helped save a tree?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

You mean like leaning against it refusing to move? Yes

Caffeine has no effect on you, right?

downtide's avatar

Yes! (meaning right, it has no effect on me)

You’ve ever stayed awake 48 hours (or more) in a row?

Bent's avatar

Yes

Have you ever used illegal/recreational drugs to stay awake for something important?

OpryLeigh's avatar

No.

Is the sun shining where you are at the moment?

janbb's avatar

Yes

Want to join the Yes or No game?

rebbel's avatar

Yo!
Which band scored a huge (number 1) hit with Owner Of A Lonely Heart?

picante's avatar

Yes!
Is true, no????

King_Pariah's avatar

No

Sharing a drink called loneliness is better than drinking alone, yes or no?

YoKoolAid's avatar

Yes.
Is the world overpopulated with humans?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Do you know Britain once ruled over a quarter of the world’s population?

Keep_on_running's avatar

No.

Do you like the darkness and peacefulness of night more than the brightness and bustling of day?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
TJBM considers themselves as nocturnal

SpatzieLover's avatar

Yes but this isn’t TJBM ;)
Would you live in a cardboard box for a week if someone paid you with free groceries for a year?

MilkyWay's avatar

Ooops.
Yes.
Do you like twitter?

HungryGuy's avatar

No.

“This statement is false.” (yes or no?)

King_Pariah's avatar

Or

Living in a post apocalyptic world would make one actually feel “alive.” Yes or no?

sydsydrox's avatar

no.
Anyone listening to any sort of music right now?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

I can only answer for myself. No

You spend an equal amount of time on Facebook and Fluther.

Facade's avatar

No.
Do you have an iPhone?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No.
Why do so called ‘celebs’ wear dark glasses on every occasion – everybody knows who they are!

MollyMcGuire's avatar

That’s not a yes/no question, mamacazz

Do you understand how to play this game?

Keep_on_running's avatar

Yes.

Did you know today is International Women’s Day?

harple's avatar

Yes.

Do you rely on the Google Doodle to know when particular days of note are occuring?

Facade's avatar

No.
Do you have a sugar addiction?

YoKoolAid's avatar

No.
Are you still on track with your new years resolution?

downtide's avatar

Yes (I didn’t make any)

Have you said “I love you” to someone today?

Keep_on_running's avatar

No.

Are you happy right now?

janbb's avatar

No

What would you say if I asked you to say “yes” or “no”?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Do you realise just how small you are, in accordance with the universe?

SpatzieLover's avatar

Yes.
Could you eat a grasshopper?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Have you ever thrown up after eating something disgusting?

downtide's avatar

Yes

Have you ever eaten something you expected to be disgusting, but actually found you liked it?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Can you do a side split?

MadisonPaige's avatar

No.

Would you rather live somewhere other than where you live now?

(optional: where would that other place be?)

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No

If your home was taken by eminent domain, where would you go?

MadisonPaige's avatar

Yesville.

Do you socialize with your neighbors?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes

Do you like Milky Way Midnight candy bars?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes, actually one of my favorites is my favorite

Do you have an exotic pet (trophy wives/husbands, strippers, hookers, etc DO COUNT :D )?

SpatzieLover's avatar

Yes.
Do you abuse a legally addictive stimulant? (coffee, soda-etc)

Facade's avatar

No.
Did you have sex today?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

It’s a shame anyone would ask this question just like they are asking if someone went to work or skipped lunch today. Fluther allows children on this site.

Did you miss or cancel an appointment this week?

mattbrowne's avatar

No.
Do you know the difference between social responsibility and socialism?

Facade's avatar

@MollyMcGuire If sex offends you, you may be the child.

Yes!
Have you tried acupuncture?

OpryLeigh's avatar

No

Did you receive any good news today?

King_Pariah's avatar

@Facade i think that what @MollyMcGuire is trying to say, is that she hasn’t had any good shagging in a year or so lol

No

Did you mow your lawn today?

MadisonPaige's avatar

No. We live in a loft apartment in a city. No lawn to mow.

Do you ride a motorcycle?

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MollyMcGuire's avatar

No.

Have you ever slept in the attic of a frat house?

HungryGuy's avatar

No.

Have you ever written a story (any genre) and posted it online for the world to see?

And what’s with the personal attack on a friendly thread like this? Are you stirring up trouble, Molly? :-)

harple's avatar

Yes

Have you made an important decision this week?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Have you given up on anything lately?

Facade's avatar

No
Have you released endorphins lately?

HungryGuy's avatar

Yes.

Does it make you angry when someone advocates censorship (someone doesn’t like to talk about certain topics, so they want to prevent everyone from talking about those topics)?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Do you think we should change the topic? :P

Facade's avatar

Yes
Would it be weird for you to see a black person using a tanning booth? I’m so pale.

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No

Have you ever owned a Jaguar?

MadisonPaige's avatar

No. But I love my motorcycle.

Do you like to have a big meal for breakfast?

OpryLeigh's avatar

Not unless I have it a good couple of hours after I wake up. My ideal daily breakfast would be a couple of boiled eggs but I never leave myself enough time to prepare and eat them before having to leave for work.

Did you spend a lot of time in a car yesterday?

EthanMars's avatar

No. I work from home, and my clients usually come to me, though I sometimes have to go to job sites to check on the work, but yesterday was Sunday.

Have you ever designed your own floor plan from scratch and taken the sketches to an engineer or architect to have construction plans made, whether or not you actually built the house?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Have you got an embarassing relative?

Facade's avatar

Yes.
Do you like to hear the sound of your own voice?

sydsydrox's avatar

Yes.
If you were held at gunpoint and was forced to strip to your drawers and run around your neighborhood yelling “I’m a pretty princess!” would you do it?

King_Pariah's avatar

No

If held at gun point, would you eat until your gut literally busted?

sydsydrox's avatar

No. (I would say yes depending n the food being served ;)
Do you want to listen to Super Mario’s heartbeat with a stethoscope? (random doctor mentality)

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Can you sing well?

sydsydrox's avatar

No. (depends on the song, nothing in English)
Do you own any waterproof technological devices?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes

Did you eat peanut butter today?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Did you skip breakfast today?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes

Are you a student?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Are you a non-student?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes

Is your Fluther name your real name?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Do you have a pet?

Facade's avatar

Yes.
Are you a light-hearted person?

King_Pariah's avatar

No

Do you wear masks in your day to day life?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No

Are there people on Fluther you try to avoid?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Have you pranked someone recently?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes

Is your avatar descriptive of you?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Do you go to church?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes

Are you vegan?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Are you an omnivore?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes
Is there someone you really miss?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Oh yes!

Did you, as a kid, have a Davy Crockett or Daniel Boone hat?

King_Pariah's avatar

No… :’(

Did you ever wish someone would stop comparing you to someone else and would just see you as you and not as someone else?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No one has ever done that to me. Oh, I think I’m supposed to just say no. So. No.

Do you look forward to one day being a grandparent?

picante's avatar

Yes! And that will happen in July!!!!
Do you pack way too many clothes when you travel?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes (one reason I prefer road trips) Congrats!

Have you ever been personally attacked by someone on this site?

picante's avatar

Yes.
Have you started a “nutrition plan” (aka diet) in recent days?

OpryLeigh's avatar

No. I belong to the “everything in moderation” diet.

Did you sleep well last night?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yeah, my dreams were great!

Was this morning a lovely one to wake up to?

Facade's avatar

Yes.
Do you have OCD?

harple's avatar

No.

Would you care for a cup of tea?

MilkyWay's avatar

No…
Can you make me a cup of coffee instead?

harple's avatar

Yes!

Milk and one – right?

King_Pariah's avatar

No

Would you bring me rum instead?

sydsydrox's avatar

Yes ;)
Did you ever grow a horrible fungus on any part of your body?

MilkyWay's avatar

EW No.
Have you seen Never Back Down?

harple's avatar

No.

Would you follow me on tumblr? ~

MilkyWay's avatar

LOL NO.
Do you like Linkin Park?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes no yes no ehhhhh… yes

Do you like Adele?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Do you have a shit diverse taste in music?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Diverse, yes.

Did you just conclude a telephone conversation?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Do you take an interest in martial arts?

sydsydrox's avatar

Yes
Do you like waffles pancakes French toast chicken?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes :D
Do you like to stuff your face full of food at every possible opportunity?

King_Pariah's avatar

… Yes damn you! lol

Have you partaken in Grappling?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Did you beat a boy at grappling at the age of seven?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

I’m thinking no.

Have you been accused of being superstitious?

AmWiser's avatar

No.
Are you happy to be alive?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Are you currently in school, feeling bored in an I.T lesson?

harple's avatar

No.

Would you accept a marriage proposal from your other half if they asked you tonight?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Are you too frikkin young to get married? :P

harple's avatar

Lol, no!

Do you find yourself compelled to answer this question?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes

Do you speak more than two languages?

Facade's avatar

No
Are you tired of excuses?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No I don’t use them and no one tries to use them on me

Do you use shaving cream?

King_Pariah's avatar

No just a little water and I’m good not for the past 2 years at least

Do you hate the idea of having to get up 5 in the morning to go report for jury duty?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Are you single?

OpryLeigh's avatar

No.

Do you ache at all today?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Is blue your favourite colour?

Facade's avatar

No.
Would you take advice on a serious matter from someone younger than you?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No.
Are you good at Rock-Paper-Scissors?

Facade's avatar

No.
Do you normally vote in the US presidential elections?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No!
Could you touch a snake?

picante's avatar

Yes.
Could you eat a snake?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes

Could you pet a “snake”? O.o lol

Facade's avatar

Yes.
Could you pet a cat?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No!
Do you listen to DAB Radio?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No.

Have you had your hair highlighted ever?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Is your hair a virgin?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

——————-

Is it time to go on a diet?

Facade's avatar

No.

Did you know that “dieting” doesn’t keep you healthy?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No.
Do you believe that you have a guardian angel?

King_Pariah's avatar

No

Do you sometimes wish you could undo just one thing in your life?

PurpleClouds's avatar

Yes, one thing

Have you ever cooked chitlins?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No.
Have you read The Hunger Games Trilogy?

OpryLeigh's avatar

No. I have only just (in the past month) been made aware of it’s existence!

Do you currently have an animal sat on your lap?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Are currently eating a pack of Doritos?

King_Pariah's avatar

HELL NO!!!!!!!!

Don’t just hate it when your dreams seem all too real?

SomeoneElse's avatar

Yes!
Do you believe in, and/or have seen a ghost?

MilkyWay's avatar

No and/or no.
Do you believe in aliens, like I do?

Facade's avatar

Yes.

Did you have fun today?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Have you ever smoked?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes

Have you ever napped inside a government building?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Have you ever been to a police station?

picante's avatar

No.
Have you ever slid down a fire pole?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Have you ever been to a playground?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes

Have ever glued someone to the playground? (I was an evil child)

MilkyWay's avatar

No
but i have pushed someone off the slide… and pushed their face in the dirt… and made them cry…
Have you ever put bees through someone’s window?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes

Are you short?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Are you a midget?

Facade's avatar

No.
Do you grow your own herbs?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Do you like homegrown corriander and mint?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes (and you are to short :P)

Would you throw a rock through the window of a bank?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Nah

Are you keeping up daily with the election stuff?

MadisonPaige's avatar

Yes. I used to be a journalist for a print newspaper. Remember those? Old habits are hard to break.

Did you like the brief warm spell we had last week, if you live in the northeast? (If you live elsewhere, do you like the weather you’re having now?)

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
@King_Pariah I wouldn’t call 5’8” short :P And I’ve still got a bit of growing to do yet :P
Do you think glueing someone to their seat is funny?

SpatzieLover's avatar

No.

Do you think tacks on a teacher’s chair is funny?

King_Pariah's avatar

No (too cliche and overdone, now rubbing down the teacher’s desk with poison oak, there’s a prank for the ages)

Do you think gluing the hem of the dress of your teacher to the leg of a chair is amusing?

PurpleClouds's avatar

Not a bit!

Do you prefer a laser printer to an inkjet?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Was it a very hot day today?

Facade's avatar

No
Did you hug someone today?

picante's avatar

Yes.
Have you experienced the recent death of a loved one?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No.
Can you pick up spiders?

SpatzieLover's avatar

Yes. with a glass and a piece of paper

Do you vacuum up insects in your home?

PurpleClouds's avatar

There are no insects in my home. The occasional one that accidentally comes in gets squished and flushed.

MilkyWay's avatar

Did you forget to do something?

SpatzieLover's avatar

Yes. ;)
Are you often forgetful?

rebbel's avatar

Yes.
Are you often forgetful?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Do you like being organised and precise, and follow a daily routine?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No.
Do you like ‘Singing in the Rain’?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yep

Can I interest you in some snack mix?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No thanks!
Have you read ‘What Dreams May Come’?

PurpleClouds's avatar

No. I saw the movie. I also have painting done by a disabled local artist of a purple tree next to a lake/pond. She titled it What Dreams May Come. It is quite lovely.

What is the nature of your biggest mistake? (not details)

OpryLeigh's avatar

I thought the point of this game was that the answers be summed up with a yes or no?! You can’t really do that with your question @PurpleClouds

Facade's avatar

Do you know how to play this game?

rebbel's avatar

I have absolutely no idea.
Did you ever bought a piece of clothing because your boy-/girlfriend liked it much, but you yourself not that much?

harple's avatar

No.

Does this game require yes and no answers only, then to write a new question for the next person?

Facade's avatar

Yes.
Do you understand now?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No

Are you in graduate school?

OpryLeigh's avatar

No

Have you been to a hen/stag (for the Brits) or bachelor/bachelorette (for the Americans) party recently?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Have you been smoking a lot recently?

Facade's avatar

Yes
Did you do well in grade school?

MilkyWay's avatar

(Grade school? :/)
Yes?
Is grade school same as secondary school?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No.Grade school is primary/elementary.

TJBM wonders why it’s been eight hours since anyone played this game.

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Did you notice @MollyMcGuire thought this was “TJBM” thread?

AmWiser's avatar

Yes. Tehehehe!

Have you ever had a long hospital stay due to illness or injury?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Have you ever had an asthma attack?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No

Do you hate to wear green?

MilkyWay's avatar

No, I quite like it actually.
TJBM has bright neon green Dickies jacket that they like to wear.

MilkyWay's avatar

Oh shit…

OpryLeigh's avatar

No, can’t say I do.

Has somebody made you feel loved today?

King_Pariah's avatar

No

Do you think MilkyWay just had a blonde moment? :P

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
—-TJBM- Damn.—Are you struggling to stop laughing at the moment?

King_Pariah's avatar

Nah, I am thoroughly amused and intend to enjoy it.

Does MilkyWay’s repeated stumbles brighten up your day a bit?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Nah, they brighten my day
Have you ever injured yourself during making love? (torn rotator cuff)

King_Pariah's avatar

No but she did chafe my junk

Have you ever wished upon a shooting star?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Are you a very un superstitious person?

OpryLeigh's avatar

No, I am superstitious!

Have you had a busy day today?

picante's avatar

Busy – yes; fun – no ;-)
Are you eagerly awaiting your next meal?

PurpleClouds's avatar

No

Do you ever watch The Golden Girls late at night?

SpatzieLover's avatar

Yes
Do you like odd food combinations?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Do you like watching the idiots on The Apprentice?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

I’ve never even thought about tuning in.

Are you a big sports fan?

OpryLeigh's avatar

No.

Did you talk to a really old person today?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No, that was Tuesday I went to see a lady that’s 99 and 11/12 years old. She still wears earrings.
Do you know anyone over 100 years old.

picante's avatar

No.
Do you think you’ll live to be 100?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Will you take a shower already?

King_Pariah's avatar

I just did! ... fine, yes

Will you take it like a man?

MilkyWay's avatar

No, I’ll take it like the ferocious young woman that I am.
Will you take it like a gigantor?

King_Pariah's avatar

I suppose I will… you shorty McShort short you :P

Are you plotting something?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Do you plan on shaving someone’s hair off after putting them under?

King_Pariah's avatar

No, (I don’t intend to put them under, I’m doing it Law Abiding Citizen style! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!)

Do you consider yourself funny?

PurpleClouds's avatar

Yes, I have my moments.

Have you taken your supplements today?

Facade's avatar

Yes
Do you have conversations with your pets?

MilkyWay's avatar

I used to No.
Are you happy?

Facade's avatar

Yes
Can I trust you?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Do you miss someone very much and ache because if it?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes

Are you trying to spend less time on Fluther?

YoKoolAid's avatar

No.
Do you play the lottery?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes and no.

In your opinion, are pets just as important as people?

geeky_mama's avatar

No.

Do you think this woman is foolish to stand by her husband?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes. I think she is foolish.

Is tomorrow going to be a bad day for you?

OpryLeigh's avatar

I hope not. I don’t have to go to work tomorrow so that already makes it a better day than usual.

Do you enjoy watching Keeping up with the Kardashians even though you wish you didn’t?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Do really like the Aussie accent?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Yes
Do you like V8 Supercars?

King_Pariah's avatar

Eh… I guess I’ll go with no

Are the skies clear where you are?

picante's avatar

Yes!
Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

harple's avatar

No (but I think I must have gone back to bed in the middle of the day, as I definitely got out of the wrong side of bed this afternoon!)

Will you be answering this question?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Are you from the States?

harple's avatar

No.

Do you find yourself making snap judgements on people based on how they sound?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes.

Do you wish you didn’t have to go to work for the rest of the week?

PurpleClouds's avatar

No

Have you ever had an affair with a married person?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Do you like folk music?

harple's avatar

Yes!
Have you spent the day painting someone else’s kitchen today?

picante's avatar

No.
Did you buy your granddaughter-to-be the cutest nightgown and cap this afternoon?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Are you under 18?

Keep_on_running's avatar

No.

Do you like eating caviar?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No.

Do you like eating bird ovum?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes

Do you wish you were somewhere else?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Do you wish you were in sleepy sleepy land?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes!!!

Do you know what bird ovum is?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Laughing. Yes

Have you ever shoplifted?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No!
Can you juggle?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes No?
Is juggling two balls considered as juggling?

PurpleClouds's avatar

Yes (I think)

Have you ever walked a tightrope?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Are you in need of a cuddle?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Yes.
But the gun is a little disconcerting.
Are you comfortable handling firearms?

geeky_mama's avatar

No.

Do you have firearms in the house?

OpryLeigh's avatar

No

Did you/Will you go out for a run today?

King_Pariah's avatar

No (I’m sick)
Would you like a hug from me?

MilkyWay's avatar

Aw! Yes :)
You’re not going to hug me to death though, are you?
You can never tell with you Pariah, you’re a sneaky little gigantor b******...

King_Pariah's avatar

Nope (just halfway :P)

(((((HUGS)))))
You’re still alive, right?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Are you going out tonight?

harple's avatar

Yes.

Are you glad it’s the weekend?

picante's avatar

Yes.
Are you concerned that it’s Friday the 13th?

harple's avatar

No.

Are you shopping for a future grandchild this weekend? :-)

picante's avatar

Aggressively ;-)
Do visions of sugarplums dance in your head?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No.

Are Visions of Waffles dancing in your head?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Do you feel hungry now?

Dutchess_III's avatar

YES!

Is your freezer all frozen up so you have to defrost it?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes!
Are you really starving and want some food right now?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. I eated.

Are you are in the market for a tractor with a brush hog, a bucket and a scraper blade.

MilkyWay's avatar

^No.
Have you ordered some fish n chips from the local chippies?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. Oh that sounds good!

When you cleaned out your freezer did you fid a yummy surprise?

rebbel's avatar

Neau.
Have you ever made double posts on social media websites?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes. Yes. Yes. : )

Did you post a recording of your voice for all the Jelly’s to hear?

King_Pariah's avatar

Niet

Have you ever belched your ABC’s?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No
Never got beyond P.
Ever been hit by a motor vehicle?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Nadda. I never belch. I may hiss, but never belch.

I keep wanting to start out with TJBM… Have you ever eaten frogs legs?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes… twice… (my poor poor ribs and legs)

Ever attempted to pull off 99 bottles of beer on the wall in real life?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Yes
I love frog’s legs. Back to P’s question.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. No 99 bottles of beer on the wall. Who in the hell glues bottles of beer on their wall, anyway?

Do frog’s legs taste like chicken?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes… (ish)

Have you ever made a bomb? (or 47?)

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes ;)
Do you think Batman is way cooler than Spiderman?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes… No… Yes… No… Yes… No…

A problem has been detected and windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer.

Beginning dump of physical memory
Physical memory dump complete.
Contact your administrator or technical support group for further assistance.

(brain explodes)

Is it sometimes just impossible to answer a yes or no question with a yes or a no?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No

TJBM changes his/her desktop background often.

Dutchess_III's avatar

No.

@MollyMcGuire Ha ha! This is the TJBM thread!!
Do you like auctions?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Do you like betting?

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes (but only with my husband when we disagree)

Have you ever won a lottery?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Do you like this song?

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes!

But do you like this one even better?

King_Pariah's avatar

Eh… no, not better, (I’d put them as roughly equal)

Did you ever wonder if it really went down like this?

PurpleClouds's avatar

No

Have you ever asked a dinosaur for a date?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. Unless your count my husband. Who wasn’t a dinosaur then.

Do you think my tractor’s sexy? (My husband is SO freaking thrilled!!)

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes ;)
Do you like country music?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes/No. The older stuff I like better than most of the new.

Would be be ascared if you were alone in a room with 11 convicted male felons? Even if they were nice felons?

King_Pariah's avatar

would be be ascared? lol

No with nice felons thrown into the mix, maybe the were arrested for tax evasion, you know, like Al Capone… oh shit…

Do you like rap rock?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes! :D
Do you love dried plums?

SomeoneElse's avatar

Yes
Can you swim?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Yes.
I swim like a fish.
Do you like mushrooms?

King_Pariah's avatar

What sort of mushrooms? Mushroom mushrooms or “Mushroom” Mushrooms?

Either way, Yes (being someone’s sober buddy while they’re on shrooms is Hilarious!)

Do you think that @Adirondackwannabe was asking about special shrooms?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No
Never touched special mushrooms.
Have you ever tried special mushrooms?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Do you take an interest in politics?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Yes
Do you think it makes a difference if you vote?

geeky_mama's avatar

Not really, but I still do it because it feels like a civic duty. And you can’t complain if you didn’t vote.

Do you love your job?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Do you love sleeping?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No
I need my rest but I like doing stuff.
Do you like exploring new places?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes.
I LOVE exploring new places! Driving along I see a road that winds away, like down in a valley and I have to follow it!

Do you make awesome baked beans?

MilkyWay's avatar

Um, the only baked beans I’ve ever eaten have always come from a tin… so… No.
Are you cuddled up in bed?

Dutchess_III's avatar

OMG!!! @MilkyWay! Give me your address! I’ll Fed Ex some of mine!!

No, not yet.

Did you almost step on a snake today and didn’t even know it?

King_Pariah's avatar

Today? No. But I have done just that before, twice and a half.

Ever been caught with your pants down?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes. (toddler pulled my baggy sweats down—it was a no undie day)

Is there a restaurant close enough to your home that you can make the walk easily?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes.
Do you live very near the city centre?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No

Does your car need new tires?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
@Dutchess_III It’s lunchtime now… I seriously didn’t know you could bake beans at home…
Will you PM me telling me how to make baked beans at home.

PurpleClouds's avatar

No. But, just put whatever type beans you want to use (I prefer navy or black beans myself) in a baking dish (already cooked or use canned ones). Add something sweet (sugar, brown sugar, maple syrup, honey, etc.), something hot (Tabasco sauce, chopped chiles, etc.), and meat (bacon, polish sausage, ham, etc). Add a small can of tomato sauce or some ketchup or BBQ sauce. Chop an onion and some bell peppers and add. Stir it all up and bake at 350 for about an hour. Experimenting will give you the recipe you prefer.
There are many many different ways to come up with “baked beans.”

Are you going to bake some beans?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No, it seemed to take days to cook the things the only time I tried!
Can you fly a kite?

PurpleClouds's avatar

Yep

Can you water ski?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes. Well, I used to.

Do you make the best baked beans in the world?

geeky_mama's avatar

No. But my MIL might.

Have you ever considered going Vegan?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No.
However, I’m more into non-meat dinners than meat so I would consider “Vegetarian.” “Vegan” has too many rules and rituals for me. Like some sort of religion.

Are you sick of American Idol?

King_Pariah's avatar

No (out of sight, out of mind)

Do you know anyone who’ll be on the X-Factor?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No.

Are your fingernails painted?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Are your toenails painted though?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No.
Do you take time to smell the roses?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Do you like jasmines more than roses?

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes. And I love stock even more.

Do you enjoy gardening?

OpryLeigh's avatar

No
Are you going to a wedding anytime soon?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No
Can you roller-skate?

YoKoolAid's avatar

Yes.
Are inline skates cooler than quads?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes.

Do you think that in quite a few ways, the US is pretty backwards when compared to other first world countries?

PurpleClouds's avatar

No.

Do you have an M.D.?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Do you like crisps/chips?

SomeoneElse's avatar

Yes.
Would you like to meet The Queen?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. I’d rather meet Katie M.

Does your cat lay on your keyboard when you’re trying to Fluther?

geeky_mama's avatar

No. (Ours like to lay in the sunshine upstairs)

Do you cats act like dogs sometimes?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No cats

Do you know why geeky mama calls herself geeky mama?

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope.
TJBM likes @geeky_mama ‘s username a lot :D

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes

You know that this is the Yes or No game thread, not the TJBM thread, right? :P

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Yes
We have to make allowances for some of our challenged jellies.
Do you try to help the handicapped?

harple's avatar

Yes (when/if appropriate)...

Have you ever secretly learned a skill to surprise a loved one with?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No!
Do you think ‘Lonely Women Make Good Lovers’?

harple's avatar

Yes

Do you dye your hair?

YoKoolAid's avatar

No.
Is your cell phone also your alarm clock?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Do you know I often say TJBM on this thread on purpose?
I meant to say it, I swear!

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No
Do we still love MilkyWay?

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes, of course!

Do you make new friends easily?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Are you a lone wolf?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes

Have you ever had a Milky Way?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No

Are you a fainter?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No
Never fainted in my life. I’ve been knocked unconscious way too many times though.
Have you been within a few feet of adult timber wolves recently?

MilkyWay's avatar

I wish No.
Have you ever been unconcious due to general anesthetic?

King_Pariah's avatar

No.
Have you ever suffered 3 major concussions within a week’s time?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No.
Have you ever broken a limb that required a plaster cast on it?

geeky_mama's avatar

No.

Do you prefer salty snacks over sweet?

MilkyWay's avatar

Oh man! You can’t make me choose between snacks!
No.
Have you ever had stitches?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Yes
After a drunken fraternity party when the back of my head met the TV.
Have you ever been to a drunken fraternity party?

King_Pariah's avatar

No (not frat at least)
Have ever got wasted off of the shine of the moon?

MilkyWay's avatar

Uh, no. 0_o
Do you have an impossible deadline to meet?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No.
Do you have a nick-name?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes (not telling :P)
Do you think that the media is blowing out of proportion the amount of high school sport related deaths?

PurpleClouds's avatar

Yes. They blow everything out of proportion.

Have you ever been on an eating binge?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Do you want to know my personal nickname for @King_Pariah ?

PurpleClouds's avatar

No

Do you want to know what’s on my shopping list?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Are you currently eating some chinese?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No.

Are you going to cut and dye your hair this weekend?

What’s on your shopping list @PurpleClouds? Just nevermind @MilkyWay! :}~

PurpleClouds's avatar

No cutting and dying.

Do you like to watch ice skating competitions?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes

Have ever been in a skating competition?

flutherother's avatar

No

Would you answer this question with a ‘yes’ if it meant a mutant zombie from the 6th dimension would materialise behind you.

MollyMcGuire's avatar

I do not speak of zombies as though they are real.

Do you allow your children to eat in front of a TV?

MilkyWay's avatar

I don’t have any children, and I always eat something whilst watching TV. No
Do you like to have fun?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes, but our idea of fun may be different.

Do you think Tebow will be successful in NY?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Who?

Do you like grasshoppers?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Do you feel sleepy?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No, but i should be asleep by now.
Can you ski?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes.
Do you need a shower now?

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope.
Are you dreading going to school in the morning?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Yes
The bully in homeroom wants my milk money.
Do you drink chocolate milk?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Oh, I LOVE chocolate milk! So I avoid it.

Would you rather sit on the deck in the evening than watch TV?

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes (provided there are no mosquitoes out)

Do you wish you were taller sometimes?

OpryLeigh's avatar

Yes

Did you have a busy weekend?

flutherother's avatar

Yes
Have you got your shoes on?

geeky_mama's avatar

No. Yet another reason why I love working from home…

Do you make friends easily?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Have you been experiencing some very very windy weather lately?
I couldn’t sleep last night, I was so scared :/

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes (I made my own roaring 140 mph down the highway)
Do you like to go a “bit” over the speed limit?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes, five mph.

TJBM wears shoes without socks.

MilkyWay's avatar

No :P
Do you have a habit of always wearing socks, even when your at home?

OpryLeigh's avatar

Yes. I like wearing socks!

Have you had hiccups today?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Just 5 minutes ago in fact.
Do you hold your breath when you get the hiccups in order for them to go away?

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes. Though the drinking backwards from a cup trick works for me usually

Have you ever been to New Hampshire?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No, but I used to live in the ‘old’ Hampshire, ‘old’ England!
Can you yodel?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Can you howl like a wolf?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No, not at the moment though I have to practice before Saturday to have a damn good howl at the Extra Big Full Moon.
Are dogs but one step away from wolves?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No
Get close to an adult wolf. You will feel the difference immediately.
Do you love wildlife?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes :D
Have you ever stayed at a beach house?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Yes
I love waking up on the water.
Have you ever been awoken by loons?

MilkyWay's avatar

UM… yes.
Are your eyes blue?

harple's avatar

Yes!

Do you like the song “Old Red Eyes is Back”?

PurpleClouds's avatar

No

Do you have a callus on your body?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes sort of

What is your favorite Jack Ryan story (Clancy book)?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@MollyMcGuire Join MilkyWay in the corner on the stools, facing the wall. This is yes or no.
Red Storm Rising was my favorite. :)

Elm1969's avatar

No

Could you tell me the two letters between M and P in the alphabet please?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No.
Slick. Welcome to Fluther.
If You Wanna Get To Heaven,Do You Need To Raise A Little Hell (OMD)?

Elm1969's avatar

yes

Is MollyMcGuire slowly getting the hang of yes / no (Choose only 1)

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes.
She just messed up her most recent one she must have been thinking about sex. ; }~

Do you love your job?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
@Adirondackwannabe I wasn’t aware I was being punished…
Are you unemployed?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes… (grumble grumble grumble… seething anger and frustration…)
Do you believe that success is an abstract invention of man?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No
Success is getting to discipline MilkyWay!
Have you been able to find a job in your preferred field?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes. Finally. After 20 years of working jobs outside of it.

Do you mow the lawn?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes

Do you like to put a slice of chocolate cake in a bowl, saturate it thoroughly with milk, and then eat it?

Elm1969's avatar

No
Do you know the technical term for a monobrow?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No (and it’s not a term I have ever hankered after to be honest!)
Can you drive a car?

Elm1969's avatar

Yes
Do you know who Squilliam Fancyson is?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No.

Do you like computer techs?

PurpleClouds's avatar

Yes, generally I suppose.

If you know who Squilliam Fancyson is, will you share that information with us?

harple's avatar

Yes (Good old Google)

Do you have a list of jobs to do today?

PurpleClouds's avatar

Yes, a mental list.

Is there anything special happening this weekend in your city?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Probably. But the city is 60 miles away so I won’t know about it.

Is it a BEAUTIFUL day in your neck of the woods today?

harple's avatar

Yes! Bright blue skies, brilliant sunshine, but bitterly cold (there’s snow elsewhere in the country – really unusual for this time of year).

If you had to lose one of these senses, would you choose to lose touch over taste?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No.

Is it time for you to take off your shoes and not put them on again until fall?

geeky_mama's avatar

No. Don’t I wish. But it is the season of keeping my toe nails painted.

Do you prefer women with short hair?

MilkyWay's avatar

No I have no preferance.
@King_Pariah I do the same with my choc cake. Yum! :D
Do you have weird eating habits?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes.
When I eat pancakes I HAVE to tip the plate so that the syrup stays at one end of the plate, so my pancakes don’t become a disgusting, soggy mess. I’ve done that for as long as I can remember. Which is why I don’t order pancakes when we eat out.
I like to eat Crisco sometimes. Just Crisco. No chocolate syrup or nothing.

Do you like catamounts?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes, they are beautiful.
Crisco? You mean, vegetable shortening—- you eat it? I’m sure I’ve never heard anyone else say this.@Dutchess_III

Do you like to eat something that would be as surprising as Crisco?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes xD
Do you like Twix?

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes.

Do you bake a mean sourdough bread?

PurpleClouds's avatar

No, but I bake a mean homemade yeast bread, cheese bread, garlic and herb bread, and cinnamon bread. Oh yeah, and great corn bread.

Do you like Twix with peanut butter better than the original?

King_Pariah's avatar

No
Have you seen 13 assassins? (best film to come out of Japan in a LONG time, like since the 7 Samurai long time… I’m just gonna walk away now…)

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Nope

Do you use public transportation?

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes. I used to commute daily by train before my job required me to work from home.

Do you prefer travel by train over airplane?

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope.
TJBM loves flying (on a plane)

OpryLeigh's avatar

Yes. It usually means I am going somewhere for a holiday which is always welcomed!

Will you be flying to another country anytime before Christmas?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No, I’ve no plans for that.

Have you ever put eye drops into your own eye?
I find it a bit difficult

Elm1969's avatar

yes
do you know what’s the opposite of opposite?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No
@Elm1969 You get to sit in the corner with MilkyWay. Welcome to fluther.
Have you ever been bitten by a snake?

Elm1969's avatar

no

do you know what the opposite of similar is?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Yes
@Elm1969 You’re a good sport.
Are you a poor loser?

PurpleClouds's avatar

I very rarely do, but I can take it in stride.

Have you figured out a cheap way to keep your laser printer full of toner?

geeky_mama's avatar

No. We do ink jet – which is also expensive.

Do you believe in ghosts?

OpryLeigh's avatar

Yes, although I don’t think I have ever seen one!

Do you have more than one job?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No.

Are you salaried at work?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes, when I was working.

Are you paid what you are worth?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No.

Do you love your job?

SomeoneElse's avatar

Yes.
Have you ever had a rat as a pet?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. But my sister did. And they both escaped one day. Didn’t find them for 4 or 5 days, but you could hear them at night.

Have you ever had a snake as a pet?

PurpleClouds's avatar

No. Never will.

Have you been shocked by fruit prices in your area?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Do you enjoy shopping?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. Yes. Well, depends. Malls, grocery stores, no. Flea markets, Goodwill, garage sales, yes.

Have you given your dog a bath lately?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No. No dog thank goodness!

Did you Congressional District boundary change as a result of the 2010 Census?

MilkyWay's avatar

False, no idea what that is.
TJBM has an exam tomorrow :/

harple's avatar

No (but good luck to you in all your GCSE’s @MilkyWay)!

Have you tried something new today?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No.
Are @harple and @MilkyWay the same freaking person??? I mean, look at your avatars!

Dutchess_III's avatar

Good luck on your exam @MilkyWay! You’ll do fine.

PurpleClouds's avatar

No

Did you have to put drops in your eyes today?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No

Have you thought about living in a motor home full time?

harple's avatar

@Dutchess_III Ha ha – no, quite different!

@MollyMcGuire YES! I love my wee motor home, and the life that goes with it. Sadly, no room for all my harps…

Do you drink soy milk? (or soya milk as we say in the UK)

OpryLeigh's avatar

No

Did you have a bad dream last night?

sydsydrox's avatar

No, did you?
Did you get Mario and Sonic at the 2012 London Olympic games?

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope.
@harple @Dutchess_III Thanks guys, first one went pretty well :)
TJBM is looking at a lovely sunset out their window

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No
The thunderstorm is kind of obscurring it.
Luck on your next test MW. We’ll let the TJBM go too.
Do you love lightning?

SomeoneElse's avatar

Yes! I think it is amazing to watch.
Have you seen ‘The Sound of Music’ more than once?

OpryLeigh's avatar

Yes

Do you like Disney films?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Yes.
They mellow me out. And I need that.
Do you have a temper?

picante's avatar

Yes. But I’ve worked for decades on tempering it.
Are you enjoying a delicious breakfast?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
@Adirondackwannabe Can’t you see? I don’t want you to let it go. I want to be punished.
Are you currently writing a poem?

SomeoneElse's avatar

Ode No!
Do you like the Works of Shakespeare?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Do you think flirting is a healthy habit?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes ish (in moderation when single it’s fine, when in a relationship flirting with others could be hazardous to your health [genitals])

Do you like the works of Hermann Hesse?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes

Is it time for a dental visit?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. did that two weeks ago

Do you drink coffee?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Are you going to make some coffee now? Brb

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No.
I’m making crabcakes.
Do you like seafood?

SomeoneElse's avatar

Yes – I am on the See Food Diet . . . I see food and have to eat it!
Do you like dark chocolate?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Have you tasted Marmite?

OpryLeigh's avatar

Yes. Love it!

Are you finally relaxing after a busy day?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Have you got a science exam soon?

King_Pariah's avatar

No
Have you a statistics exam soon?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Do you want some chocolate?

harple's avatar

Oh God Yes!!!

Are you about to finally get to the bottom of your laundry pile?

MilkyWay's avatar

No. I haven’t got one…
Do you want some chocolate cake, with freshly whipped cream, sweet juicy strawberries, and a lovely hot cup of coffee to go with it?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No to the coffee! Yes to everything else!

Is it a beautiful day in your neighborhood?

MilkyWay's avatar

No, quite dull.
Do you prefer rain to just cloudy weather?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes, oh very much so.
Do you like the resulting smell of the mingling scents of green tea and jasmine in the morning?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Do get the feeling @King_Pariah is being patronising towards me in regards to how I speak/type?

King_Pariah's avatar

… >_>

… <_<

No? :D (crap! She’s onto us! Shit just got real! Abort fluther!) Really, I’m not.

Do you have a favorite nursery rhyme?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Yes.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack jumped over the candlestick. Great balls of fire.
Do burns hurt worse than other injuries?

MilkyWay's avatar

No, paper cuts are much worse.
Do you love @Adirondackwannabe ‘s take on the nursery rhyme?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No. It doesn’t even rhyme. What rhymes with “injuries”?

Do you have four particular questions that sit in your “Activity for you” box that just sit there for a while till you get around to answering them AGAIN?

PurpleClouds's avatar

No

Have you ever bought a used car?

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes.

Do you love garlic-y dishes?

OpryLeigh's avatar

Yes!

Do you have a lot of friends who are pregnant at the moment?

MilkyWay's avatar

LOL Nope.
Do you enjoy stand up comedy?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

If it’s clean. That is now the minority of stand up comedy.

TJBM is watching The Five on FoxNews right now.

MilkyWay's avatar

False
TJBM is about to have some fish and chips with baked beans

King_Pariah's avatar

Nope
You do know this isn’t TJBM game, right?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No
That’s why she spends so much time in the corner.
Have you ever seen anyone in a dunce hat?

King_Pariah's avatar

No (there wasn’t a mirror in the corner)
Have you ever super glued someone’s feet (okay, shoes) to the floor?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Do you like being punished by the Wolf Man?

King_Pariah's avatar

I suppose no? (how does one get punished by the Wolf Man? I mean, I know how one can be “punished” by a fictional character – Harry Haller and Hermine punished me – but a character like the Wolf Man? How?)

Do you loathe realistic dreams?

OpryLeigh's avatar

Yes I do. Dreams can often leave me anxious for the rest of the following day.

Do you read your horoscopes?

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes, sometimes. (For entertainment value only, really.)

Can my garden be killed by excessive amounts of rain? (Some of my plants are underwater. This can’t be good…)

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes Plants can drown.
Do you hope @geeky_mama ‘s plants survive the ordeal?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Yes I do! And I think they will, too.

Do you hope @geeky_mama will keep us updated on her garden?

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes? When my hubby came back from his work trip and I told him how I’d been trying to bail out the steel tub planter with my lavender, basil and berries in it he promptly went outside with some tools and drilled several extra drain holes in the bottom.
I think the plants have survived the record (nearly 8 inches in 2 days time) rainfall. I think I would be better off growing mushrooms around here…

Have you ever grown mushrooms for your own consumption?

MilkyWay's avatar

No, I would like to try though…
Have you ever wanted to fly? Other than in an airplane?

wallabies's avatar

Yes

Can you speak more than one language?

harple's avatar

Yes. I can also speak Welsh fluently.

Do you think @rebbel is still following this question?...

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Do you like the Irish accent?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Yes
I love the Irish accent.
Have you had Irish coffee?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes

Do you work in the IT field?

OpryLeigh's avatar

No.

Do youwork with animals?

SomeoneElse's avatar

No, not unless you count Postman Pat’s cat, Jess!
Do you like Brussels sprouts?

King_Pariah's avatar

No (I don’t like them but their okay)

Have you ever been in an all out fight?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Have you ever done bare knuckle boxing?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes (I admit, Brad Pitt inspired me to try it out)
Have you ever partaken in a martial art?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes
Are you a very flexible person?
EDIT : If you meant MARITAL then no, I have not.

King_Pariah's avatar

thanks for catching that Physically flexible, I’ll go with No.
Are you good at sneaking around and up on people?

MilkyWay's avatar

Oh yes, very, I then proceed to poke them hard in the ribs, which I find very amusing. And they, annoying.
Do you like writing poetry?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes, very much so (have a habit of destroying the ones that mean something to me though :/)
Do you find it to be rather ignorant when people think someone should be in therapy or a psych ward just because the person is different than the “norm”?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes Unless he’s a psychopathic rapist or killer or pedo…
Are you hungry?

Dutchess_III's avatar

Nooooo.

Would you like a week off?

Dutchess_III's avatar

@MilkyWay I can break you of that habit!

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

@Dutchess_III No.
Not a yes or no question. Go set in the corner.
Does everyone think it’s guy that are the psychos?

King_Pariah's avatar

No—(Hello, Misery anyone?)
Do you think @Adirondackwannabe needs to improve his or her grammar and spelling?

wallabies's avatar

Yes.

Do you like ice cream cake?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Yes
Although I did have one that was in the fridge for 8 hours.
(@King_Pariah He needs to stay offline if he’s been in the wine for a bit)
Have you ever had ice cream cake soup?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes lol!
@Dutchess_III What habit?
Do you find politics interesting?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Yes

Do you eat chorizo?

wallabies's avatar

Yes!

Do you like sashimi?

MilkyWay's avatar

No…
Do you like chicken tikka?

OpryLeigh's avatar

Yes, I had it today in fact.

Is it late where you are?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes Half an hour till midnight.
Do you skip breakfast in the morning?

geeky_mama's avatar

No, I don’t skip any meals. Or snacks. I’m on the Hobbit-diet.

Do you have hairy feet?

King_Pariah's avatar

At 5’9.5” I’m to tall to be a hobbit (in otherwords, Nope)

Are you hirsute?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No

Will you go to another question/answer site tonight before you go to sleep?

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope.
Do you want to kill me?

King_Pariah's avatar

No
Do you have a robin’s nest in your backyard?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Yes
Actually on my back porch. It’s about the 6th time a bird has raised chicks on the porch.
Do you get a lot of hummingbirds?

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes, whenever we refill the hummingbird feeder.

Do you have allergies?

MilkyWay's avatar

No.
Do you have long fingers?

DaphneT's avatar

No.

Can you drop and give me twenty?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes, but I won’t (I’ll do em for myself :P)

Can you drop and give me 100 in 2 minutes?

MilkyWay's avatar

A 100 what? I can give a 100 punches and kicks in two minutes, yes.
TJBM loves bass

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Milky, this is the yes/no game. However, the answer is no.

You have eaten a Milky Way this week.

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes (not our MilkWay mind you)
Do you ever wish you could take home every dog you see at the kennel?

OpryLeigh's avatar

Always.

Has someone hurt your feelings in the past 24 hours?

MilkyWay's avatar

No…
My family forgot it was my birthday today, but it didn’t hurt my feelings exactly…
Do you love cheesecake?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes (And Happy Birthday!!!)
If 42 is always the correct answer and 17 is always the wrong answer, do you know what the wrong answer is?

MilkyWay's avatar

No :P
Thanks :)
Do you like Antonio Vivaldi?

King_Pariah's avatar

Today Yes
Do you like Franz Liszt?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Sure (that’s a yes)

Are you ready for your Monday?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yep. Up and at em.
Did you have pizza for lunch?

geeky_mama's avatar

I do most days..and probably will today, too.

Parlez vous Francais?

MilkyWay's avatar

Oui, un peu… ?
Do you find languages very interesting?

OpryLeigh's avatar

Yes I do. I would love to learn Hebrew.

Are you watching the Diamond Jubilee Concert?

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes, sort of?...Thanks to Facebook I was just looking at videos of my friend’s (toddler) daughter dancing to the Jubilee Concert on the telly. They’re having a grand time sipping Pimms and wearing masks of the Queen and Prince Phillip dancing around waving the flag. As for me I’m in the middle of a work day sitting in my gazebo enjoying the sunshine.

Do you Skype frequently?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Are you feeling restless?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Sort of. I need to get up in two hours to make a doctor appointment. I don’t whether to try to take a nap of just make a cup of coffee.

Have you ever tried a magic jack?

DaphneT's avatar

No

Are you a red-head?

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope.
Do you like squash drinks?

OpryLeigh's avatar

Yes but they aren’t my favourite.

Did you watch any of the Jubilee celebrations over the past few days?

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope.
Are you surprised?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Not at all.

Have you ever killed a deer?

geeky_mama's avatar

Yes, accidentally with a brand new Honda Civic. Civic vs. 6-point buck—neither of them fared well.

Have you ever been in an accident where the airbags deployed?

MilkyWay's avatar

Thankfully no.
Do you know about the Treaty Of Versailles?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes (does someone need some schooling? lol)
Do you just loathe it when you go someplace that requires a membership card only to realize that you forgot to bring said card?

geeky_mama's avatar

I usually attempt to “sweet talk” my way in when that happens. Works about 90% of the time for me.

TJBM has talked (or cried) their way out of a ticket (police citation).

DaphneT's avatar

No. I’m not that type.

TJBM knows the name of the movie that uses the song It’s Raining Men by the Weather Girls. It’s a 5 guy strip tease story.

MollyMcGuire's avatar

Oops, this is the yes/no game. But no, I don’t.

Are you going to go to any college football games this year?

Dutchess_III's avatar

No.

Do you have a Youtube account?

MollyMcGuire's avatar

No

Have you spent any time in Minnesota?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No.
Never been that far to the west. I should change that.
Have you ever been to the Dominican Republic?

OpryLeigh's avatar

No

Does your last name begin with the letter M?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No
There’s no M’s in my name.
Is Europe going to bring down the financial systems of the rest of the world?

DaphneT's avatar

Yes. No. hmm.

Do you think the USA should have skipped the bank bailout in 2008?

fremen_warrior's avatar

No. As bad as capitalism is, it’s the best we’ve come up with so far, and destroying it or letting it decay would create chaos, chaos is rarely good in a society.

Do you think by 2200 humanity will have a colony on Mars?

MilkyWay's avatar

No. They’d all be dead by then.
Are you craving some lasagna right now?

geeky_mama's avatar

Not so much. As it’s summer here I am craving my usual summer menu dishes…I like cold foods for hot weather: Caprese Salad with my own fresh grown basil, Taco Salad, Fruit Salad w/ cream cheese & marshmallow fluff dip, Avocado & goat cheese (with garlic, virgin olive oil and chives) spread on crusty french baguette slices…

Do you live to eat?

fremen_warrior's avatar

Nope, food is merely fuel. It’s nice when it tastes good in addition to that.

Do you also hate your ISP?

DaphneT's avatar

No, not at the moment

Are you waiting for something to happen in your life?

fremen_warrior's avatar

No. I am waiting for ME to move my lazy donkey and tie up all loose ends before I begin the next chapter of my life!

Do you think tattoos are sexy?

OpryLeigh's avatar

I enjoy tattoos but whether they are sexy or not depends on the person wearing them and the design of the tattoo.

Did you face a fear today?

King_Pariah's avatar

No

Did you go for a morning run?

fremen_warrior's avatar

No, and quit bugging me about it, conscience! ;-) I will go tomorrow morning… if it’s not raining again.

Have you ever seen the rain, coming down on a sunny day?

King_Pariah's avatar

Yes

Did you go for a morning run? :P

fremen_warrior's avatar

NO (starts sobbing uncontrollably)

Have you heard?

MilkyWay's avatar

Nope.
Are you nervous?

King_Pariah's avatar

No

Do you ever wish everything would stop so you could find a lonely place where you can just vent everything?

MilkyWay's avatar

Yes :/
Do you hate filling in forms?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

No
If I did I be insane by now.
Have you ever been dishonest when filling out forms?

MilkyWay's avatar

No
Have you ever been to see an 18 rated movie when you were under 18 and got in without any trouble?

Adirondackwannabe's avatar

Yes
All the time. That and bars and buying beer and throwing parties. I was a JD
Were you a juvenile delinquent?

MilkyWay's avatar

Hmm, maybe.
Do you believe in God?