Portmanteaux le slogan publicitaire? Can you come up with a portmanteau for an advertisement slogan?

This evening I watched a soccer match on tv, and on one of the billboards around the field was the in my eyes lame slogan of a car manufacturer: Seat – Enjoyneering.
I thought that Jellies are much more creative in thinking up catchy slogans for companies.
So, can you make a better attempt at portmanteauizing a funny slogan for, say, Coca Cola, or Volkswagen, or Reebok, etc.?