Has the GOP explained how Al Gore is creating all the storms and melting the glaciers?

According to the right, including the solid South that is getting pounded by multiple tornadoes again today, global warming has been proven to be a hoax. Al Gore and environmentalists have bribed the world’s scientific community to push the hoax in order to profit from unnecessary solutions to rising levels of human made CO2. It is utterly impossible that the global fossil fuel industry, with revenues of $37 trillion per year, might influence the debate in any way. Only Al Gore, with his vastly superior $100 million war chest, has the sort of money it would take to pull off something on this scale.

So how is Al Gore making tornadoes and floods, and melting the world’s glaciers? Is it even possible that the South might eventually get enough grief from their subsidize big oil and drill baby drill energy policy that they will change their tune? Does evidence contrary to their right-wing ideology even have any influence in their thinking? How bad must it get for evidence to be evaluated even when it conflicts with ideology?