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"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear". What else could be written on mirrors?

Asked by rebbel (31549points) April 24th, 2012

The ”Objects in mirror are closer than they appear” line can be found on exterior rear-view mirrors on cars and motorbikes to warn the driver.
What other lines be they funny, lame, or serious can you imagine being written on whatever kind of mirrors?

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wundayatta's avatar

Objects as they appear in the mirror are the reverse of how they would appear if you were to actually look at them. But don’t look at them directly. You might turn into stone.

Charles's avatar

When I look in the mirror a message appears which reads “Caution: Objects in the mirror are uglier than they appear.”

I’m so ugly, when I walk by the mens room, all the toilets flush.
I’m so ugly, when I went for my prostate exam, the doctor stuck his finger in my mouth.

Blackberry's avatar

“You still look the same no matter how many time you keep coming back.”

ccrow's avatar

How about “LOOK OUT!!!”?

wilma's avatar

“Objects in the mirror feel younger than they appear”.

Charles's avatar

“Objects in the mirror feel younger than they appear”.

“Objects in the mirror look younger than they appear”. would be true.

YARNLADY's avatar

Caution: this object can start a fire if used improperly.

ucme's avatar

Yoo-hoo, why hello there gorgeous!
This is my attempt at an answer & is in no way intended as a flirting mechanism toward any jelly, living or departed….I thank you.

CWOTUS's avatar

Object in the mirror is not as old as it appears.

Coloma's avatar

Yep, the boulders around a fountain in a restaurant parking lot last summer WERE closer than they appeared. Good thing my bumper is forgiving. THUNK!

CWOTUS's avatar

Objects in the mirror are not real.

CWOTUS's avatar

For the last time: Snow White.

cookieman's avatar

“Pay no attention to the screaming soccer mom in the mini-van behind you.”

digitalimpression's avatar

“Keep your eyes on the road asshole”

Plucky's avatar

Omg! Zombies!

Objects in the mirror may be dumber than they appear.

Sunny2's avatar

“Hi, sweetie!” wink, wink

majorrich's avatar

‘You missed a spot’

SuperMouse's avatar

There’s the old Garry Shandling joke; the mirror on his ceiling says “Objects in the mirror are larger than they appear.”

Berserker's avatar

WARNING, FOO; dun be smashin yo face in here.

woodcutter's avatar

“If you’re reading this you’re fucking up…big time.

ratboy's avatar

No object in the mirror means you’re a vampire.

Paradox25's avatar

I look better to myself in the mirror then I do in my pictures.

wundayatta's avatar

@Paradox25 That’s interesting. You like yourself reverse-wise.

Kardamom's avatar

Don’t look, the dude behind you is picking his nose.

Plucky's avatar

Oh, man, I looked. Eew.

majorrich's avatar

Don’t worry, No one will notice.

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