Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me_Part 39?

TJBM is going to have a picnic today

Close. I am going to have a barbecue today. We got the most amazing broccoli rabe sausages from the butcher…

TJBM frequents a local butcher for their meats.

True for lamb, beef steak, and sausage

TJBM hasn’t even yet thought about Sunday dinner.

@cprevite Do you mean the rapini is mixed into the sausage when you buy it?

just chicken
TJBM is sleeping in today.

True. I got up at 10am instea dof my usual 7.30.

TJBM does not need to get up early tomorrow either.

True. I wouldn’t call 8:15 early.
TJBM is doing the laundry today.

How did you know?

TJBM is wishes they had some chocolate milk right now.

True
TJBM likes Kiwi fruit

Not as much as I like Kiwis (folks from New Zealand).

TJBM has coconut ‘milk’ instead of soy or dairy on their cereal.

True!

TJBM is upside-down, inside-out, and turned all around.

Right-side up.

TJBM can curl their tongue.

True, I’m doing it right now like an idiot in front of my monitor.
TJBM came home late last night smelling of cheap wine and cigarettes.

Haha…no, but I did have a party and smelled of Belgian beer and french onion dip and cheese. lolol

TJBM is into the Enneagram personality profiling

nope
TJBM has tried camel’s milk.

No camel’s milk, yet ;p

TJBM thinks they smell bbq hot dogs.

Nope! And thank goodness for that, since I don’t eat hot dogs.

TJBM is dreading Monday morning.

False, but, I am dreading the hotter weather and all my yard chores and watering.
TJBM is going for a nature hike today

Outdoors!? Give me a friggin’ break.
TJBM wears indoor galoshes and has its hiking cap lined with aluminum foil.

False.
TJBM has heard of The Wanted

@MollyMcGuire: Yes! They’re delicious. All hand made.

False. Tell me about it.

TJBM Has seen the Avengers Movie.

False
TJBM prefers reading books to watching movies

True…but we’re going to see the Avengers this afternoon as a family.

TJBM likes pretty much anything Joss Whedon is involved in (re: movies, TV, web shows).

False. I watched Buffy back in the day and have had my fill
TJBM loves the feel of dewy grass on their bare feet in the morning

:) True!

TJBM loves the crunchy feel of a warm dirt road under their bare feet.

Just so long as there are no pebbles, rocks or other sharp prickly things!

TJBM has read Neal Stephenson’s latest book.

Nope.
TJBM likes to read Ian Rankin

:( Haven’t heard of him.

TJBM likes to read John Grisham I’m gettin’ lazy!

Not really. I used to, years ago.

TJBM has a stuffed animal/toy on their bed.

True, Mr Bunny’s been on my bed for the last 13 years, ever since I got him on that trip to town with my mum when I was a toddler.
TJBM has a very good memory

True! I have a few select memories from when I was still a baby.

TJBM is really hating this allergy season.
I know I am…

No. Don’t have allergies.

TJBM needs a tetanus shot.

True. Been awhile since I got slugged in the arm with a bat…

tjbm needs a tentacle shot

Noooooooooooooo

TJBM has visions burned upon her brain she will never forget. take that!

True
TJBM wants a hug

Definitely true!!

TJBM wants to go on a long vacation, now!!

That would be wonderful, but unlikely.
TJBM is in a carpool.

Nope. The very idea of a carpool makes me twitch. I adore my alone time while commuting. It’s where I listen to podcasts. I barely tolerate you at work, why the hell would I want to be jammed in a vehicle during rush hour with you?!

TJBM rides the train often.

I’m afraid of trains, because of Anastasia…
TJBM has never been on a train.

no, but it has been 50 years since I was on a train
TJBM loves riding roller coasters

I did when I was younger. It’s been a long time since I rode one.

TJBM owns a bicycle.

I do. It doesn’t get used enough.

TJBM saw the super moon.

I looked outside but it just looked like a full moon to me. It was last night (Saturday night, right?) It looks the same tonight actually.

TJBM wears perfume.

Sometimes.
TJBM wears cologne.

No. No perfume either.
TJBM loves riding roller-coasters.

I just answered this up a few posts.

TJBM is sleepy

Not really. I should be, but I’m not.
TJBM doesn’t sleep enough.

False. I sleep on my own schedule but I sleep plenty.

TJBM has blood sugar problems.

You must be a mind reader! How did you know that I was a vampire with a sweet tooth?
TJBM owes $88,645,785,384.17 in back taxes.

Oh dear. @ratboy is the tax man… I promise to pay it back a little each week.

TJBM had a fabulous day today and had coffee with some lovely people.

It wasn’t quite fabulous and I don’t drink coffee.

TJBM has a TV in their bedroom.

Sorry about the repeat of roller-coasters, I looked but missed it I guess.

nope, just a radio which I leave on all night.
TJBM doesn’t know which diet to do.

False. I do the eat less move more diet. Never fails.
TJBM is expecting a close to 90 degree day today

Wow! No..it’ll be nice here (mid-70s) where I’m starting out..but I’m flying to a rainy weather place. :(

TJBM is having their piano tuned today.

Nope, did that last year

TJBM has multiple piano’s

False, but I have multiple drums I don’t wanna work I just want to bang on the drums all day lol

TJBM loves drums

True – but sadly I don’t own any. I do have a piano ironically enough.

TJBM has seen the documentary “Being Elmo”.

nope
TJBM wants to be the next ruler of Syria.

False.
TJBM laughs at @reijinni ‘s statements and thinks that he’s a weirdly funny chap.

True. @reijinni is hard to read, sometimes extremely dry and others surprisingly witty

TJBM knows that @Coloma is not a serious type girls just wanna have fun

Yupper dude-all How did the mowjob go??

TJBM had a mowjob lately.

False, my mowjob & blowjob were Thursday. :-P

TJBM is having a hard time getting their poop together on Monday

@Coloma any day of the week, i have a hard time.

No, I got is together.

TJBM is going to swear off Tequila – - – - – -Someday !

never touched the stuff.
TJBM wants to try dotsies.

Not really sure about that. The screen size isn’t big enough for my old eyes.

TJBM has a favorite font.

True, Comic Sans.
TJBM has a crush on someone

I have a crush on my boyfriend.
TJBM has a crush on someone famous.

True :/
TJBM is….

Coloma…. :-P

TJBM has a giant bird poo on their cars windshield

Almost – it is on the hood – about 4 inches across.
TJBM has ridden in a car on a flatbed tow truck. (wave to the people)

No but a car of mine has been on a flatbed before

TJBM is lost without their car

nope, nor am i lost in my car

tjbm skips breakfast often

No. I always try to eat something. Even if it is just a protein shake as I run out the door.

TJBM has lost a good friend recently.

:( yes, I lost my Dad in January

TJBM has a favorite comic book character and will tell us

yes – Bizarro World Superman
TJBM still watches cartoons on Saturday mornings

Lol! False. But I remember doing that.
TJBM loves childhood memories

Oh jeez. I see this right when I’m thinking about that time my mother, my brother, and I got kidnapped. LMAO.
TJBM has been kidnapped. :(

Nooo… I don’t recall ever being kidnapped. Thank goodness. (Have you been kidnapped?).

TJBM has solar power.

@Bellatrix I have been kidnapped. Haha. When I was eight.
Uh, no.
TJBM tastes the rainbow.

Oh wow! That’s awful @AshLeigh! I am glad you are okay… :-( I have never tasted a rainbow? How does one do that? How do you get to the end of the rainbow to taste it?

TJBM has seen a rainbow in the last month (I have. It was very pretty!)

I actually think it’s kind of funny now. Haha.
Skittles. That’s how you taste the rainbow. :)
And I saw one last week! :D
TJBM loves rainbows!

Ohhhhhh Skittles. I never eat them.

I do love rainbows. They are beautiful and I saw one two weeks ago. In fact, I saw two!

TJBM has a dog that howls.

No, she doesn’t howl but she does talk a lot (it sounds like she is growling but I call it chatting seeing as it isn’t directed to anything that she is unhappy about!)

TJBM thinks they may be coming down with a cold.

nope
TJBM loves Gordon Ramsey.

True.

TJBM knows he will have 3 shows on-air this summer.

No, I didn’t know that! The only show I’m looking forward to this summer is True Blood. It’s my guilty pleasure each summer.

TJBM has read everything by Charlaine Harris.

False.

TJBM will be watching FRINGE this Friday.

nope
TJBM is going noodlin’

No idea. What is it?

TJBM making something scrumptious for supper.

Well, I had white cheddar on a whole wheat roll and then some ice cream, so yeah that was scrumptious to me.

TJBM loves this game.

True, I do love it.
TJBM played hookey this week

False. I don’t have to play hookey (smile)

TJBM is curious about TJAM’s user name.

TJAM is not really a shamrock but a green kitty (curious, tsk, tsk)
TJBM lives with more than 2 other people

nope. @DaphneT, this is Noodlin’.
TJBM wants same-sex marriage to be the law of the land.

I think it should be allowed. I would like to attend my sisters wedding, when the time comes. And I don’t want to travel to Canada to do so…
TJBM has been to Canada.

No. It’s on my list of ‘must see’ places though. Can’t wait to see your beautiful country.

TJBM drinks hot toddies when they have a cold.

What is that? XD
TJBM knows what that is.

Yep, I used to date a hot Toddy back in the day. I don’t drink them though lots of cultures do something similar to treat a cold. (In Japan when I had a cold everyone pushed Tamagozake on me.)

TJBM is reading a good book and will share the title of it with us all.

Yes, I am reading ” Spontaneous Evolution” our positive future and how to get there.
Excellent and thought provoking.

TJBM has been sooo busy they are wiped out

very very busy. not wiped or whipped

tjbm wishes on stars

No. I don’t wish on much really. Perhaps I should try it.

TJBM hates when Word eats documents before they are saved.

omfg, YES!

tjbm hates when their dog eats their food before they do

Haha…word sucks sometimes and my cats are too finicky to eat my foood. lol

TJBM dislkes perfectionists

True. Although I do have moments when I fall into that category myself.

TJBM can never find sticky tape when they need some. Despite buying rolls and rolls of the stuff.

Hmm, sometimes I can’t find other things when I need them.

TJBM has someone in their life who is hypercritical and needs to chill.

thanks reijinni

Of course.
TJBM is hysterical.

No. That takes way too much effort.

TJBM has some non-stale Thornton’s choccies to share.

No, but I wish I did – they look tasty.
TJBM is a closet Vanilla Ice fan.

Ice, ice baby… dee dee dee diddle de de… I hate Vanilla Ice. (The stale Thornton’s choccies were ewww).

TJBM takes the mickey out of other people’s accents.

I don’t know what that means.

TJBM knows what it means.

making fun of other people’s speech.
TJBM has done a G+ hangout.

… I don’t know what that means.
TJBM is wearing a necklace.

nope but a pearl necklace would be a nice one to have on about now

TJBM likes oysters

I don’t.
TJBM doesn’t like seafood.

I do, but not oysters. I love most other seafood though.

TJBM thinks the new sculpture for the UK Olympics looks like someone went a bit mad with the mechano set.

True, but it is somehow beautiful
TJBM desperately needs a pedicure

I have never had a pedicure. They keep showing exposés on the news over here about salons not sterilising their equipment so it makes me very nervous about fungus infections and the like.

TJBM likes to get a nice box of chocolates as a present every now and then.

Yes and no. Yes, because I love chocolate. No, because I will eat the whole box within 48 hours. haha

TJBM squeezes the chocolates to see what’s inside. Only if it is their very own box. haha

No, I just bite it in half. Hah.
TJBM loves chocolate. :D

True. Now I must go to bed and dream of chocolate. :-)

TJBM needs to call it a night too

I should. But I’m reading, and it’s just getting good! :D
TJBM reads a lot.

I do. For work and pleasure. The work stuff gets a bit tedious at times. I love reading for pleasure though. I just bought a Kindle recently (inspired by another jelly). It broke though and I am now trying to register the replacement.

TJBM will tell us what she is reading.

The second Hunger Games book, Catching Fire, I Am Not A Serial Killer, and the first of The Garden Trilogy, Wither. All good books. :) At the moment, it’s Catching fire.
TJBM will tell us what they’re reading. :D

I haven’t read the Hunger Games books yet. I am still reading Bleak House by Charles Dickens and Regeneration by Pat Barker. I had to stop reading when my Kindle broke but I have a new one and it is now registered.

TJBM has a Kindle or ebook reader?

@Bellatrix, I didn’t think I’d like them, but they’re actually really good. The movie sucked in comparison though. XD
I don’t like electronic reading. I like actual books.
TJBM agrees that the book is always better than the movie.

I do. I can’t think of a movie I have liked better than the book.

TJBM will know I have gone off to have my dinner now. Nite nite.

Night night.
TJBM is up past their bed time!

False, it 2 pm here.
TJBM is off to town for a spot of shopping.

False. 10:07 am Sat. here. I slept in til 9:30 and am just easing into being awake now. lol

TJBM is dying to take off for a few days somewhere

not really
TJBM misses music on AM radio.

Not really.

TJBM is constipated.

Haha. I don’t believe so. XD
TJBM just had lunch.

yep and onwards to dinner.
TJBM has trouble defining ‘normal’.

Errrday.
TJBM likes slang words. :D

True, they’re fun. But I feel really weird using them in a conversation.
TJBM has a grammar teacher as a parent

No, that would be my kids have a grammar teacher as a parent! (I got Gail Called, though. :)

TJBM Wants a McD’s cheesburger and fries.

Haha..no, but I am craving pizza…sooo not on my diet. lol

TJBM is having a relaxing Saturday

better than Thursday
TJBM has declared a fatwa on McDonald’s.

Not a fatwa… we don’t go there though. I think I could count on one hand how often I have been to Maccas in 10 years.

TJBM has a special surprise for their Mum today.

No, she’s got a surplus of surprises and things and ephemera and other unnecessaries, my goal is peace and quiet.

TJBM is repeatedly astounded by the actions of the Republican Party members…

False. I don’t identify with politics at all. I’m only astounded by the overall stupidity of everyone, regardless of political leanings. lol

TJBM went for a great hike today Oh man, my river trails are just magical right now

I didn’t. I’m about to go for a run though.
TJBM is in shape. :D

True – round is a shape
TJBM hates Saturday Night Live

I have never seen it.

TJBM is having their first cup of coffee this AM.

don’t drink coffee, prefer tea and coco.
TJBM is getting wet today.

Not today.

tjbm is doing something special fo Mom today

Sent cards to my mom, step-mom and grandma. Took my MIL out for brunch. I’m a mom, too – and so not cooking brunch was a treat for me, too.

TJBM has to get up at 4am tomorrow for work. :(

False
TJBM is stressing over an exam they have tomorrow!

exams are so long ago for me.
TJBM is having a physical this week.

I am not. XD
TJBM wished their momma a happy mothers day!

..I have in the past.

TJBM is really thankful to have a happy, familiar thread like this to come back to now and again!

True, I am finding this interesting and revealing
TJBM visits Fluther every day

I do.
TJBM laughed at this picture.

I KNEW you were gonna do that again!! False. I CRIED from bad memories! Get me outta here!!

TJBM is kinda glad she’s not into the bar scene anymore.

Never was. :)
TJBM is not @Dutchess_III, and thinks this is funny. Hahahaha.

get out of here
TJBM agrees with this picture.

I will not get out of here. It’s rude of you to tell me to. :(
And I chuckled.
TJBM’s middle name starts with a D.

False

TJBM has tried and failed at a plumbing repair.

true. Tried and failed. Researched more, then succeeded.

TJBM does not give up easily.

True! I am a resilient and tenacious personality. :-)

TJBM is dealing with a major road detour in their area all week.

True, actually.
TJBM is a pedestrian but is also affected by roadworks.

I am not affected by roadworks. I am often a pedestrian.
TJBM had a lovely day.

I did!

TJBM likes baby carrots with lite ranch dressing

What’s ranch dressing? I love baby carrots.
TJBM just had a Twix

False.

TJBM is feeling fuzzy.

nope
TJBM has a hard time starting some tasks.

True
TJBM is proud of their country

False.
TJBM is appalled by the ignorant people in their country.

Indeed.
TJBM is appalled that @MilkyWay doesn’t know what ranch dressing is! D:

False.
TJBM would like to fill us Brits in.

Ranch dressing is a creamy dressing found here in the us, one of the most popular brands is this

TJBM prefers Blue Cheese dressing over ranch, I know I do especially on buffalo wings

Buffalo wings? You mean Buffalos in the U.S have wings!!?? Good Lord, what do you yanks feed them to make them grow wings?
TJBM doesn’t eat any dressing apart from salad dressings.

I hate salad dressings, therefore I HATE ranch.
TJBM will never eat another salad in their lifetime.

False. haha.
TJBM likes ranch. :P

yes, true.

tjbm likes raunch

hmmm false

TJBM is having a drink to relax

Mountain Dew…. XD
TJBM LIKES TO TALK IN ALL CAPS.

False. Caps addicts are toopid. lol

TJBM likes that old movie ” Fried Green Tomatoes.”

I love that movie! :D
TJBM doesn’t like it when their food touches! D:

No. I am quite happy for my food to touch. How do you go on if you have a casserole?

TJBM is feeling quite cold at the moment.

I don’t eat casserole:)
A little. But i have my snuggie, so it’s okay.
TJBM is going to take a shower soon.

No. It is only mid afternoon. A snuggie… one of those back-to-front, dressing gown like garbs? :-)

TJBM often buys things from the home shopping network.

Not really. Hah.
TJBM blow dries their hair.

I do. (It looks like it’s just you and me @AshLeigh. I’ve always thought snuggies would be useful if you ever felt the urge to join a monastery or a cult! Supply your own outfit.)

TJBM has many hair products.

Mmmm…hairspray, gel, bedhead after party, shine serum, hair mask, yes, I guess I do. haha

TJBM is going to the dentist tomorrow

I will be going to school tomorrow.
TJBM likes to talk a lot.

False. Just enough to make stuff interesting.
TJBM likes to lead a conversation.

No, I prefer to follow.

TJBM is known for sharing “TMI” sometimes in conversation.

Not necessarily, but, I am very open, no subject is taboo. Sometimes I can be a little too out there for some more conservative types. Recently I asked a rather conservative friend if she was going to put her 17 yr. old daughter on birth control now that she had a boyfriend. She got pretty tense about that inquiry. Oookay…moving on….lol

TJBM is going to see the Avengers movie today

nope
TJBM had eaten a late breakfast.

False, I had an early one.
TJBM had pizza for breakfast

false
TJBM is accident prone.

False, I don;t have accidents quite regularly.
TJBM has been shot at before.

False unless you count slingshots
TJBM needs an eye exam

Very much.
TJBM wears glasses.

Only when its raining out and I am driving, darn glare on the roads

TJBM has had a really hectic week

No, just today for some reason.

TJBM has a true love

I sure hope so. This one’s a keeper. :)
TJBM likes no-bake cookies. :D

I have never tried them.

TJBM sometimes has to ban themselves from Fluther to get work done.

Yes. Yes, I do.
TJBM is chewing gum.

False.
TJBM is blowing bubbles.

False
TJBM is hungry every five minutes

No. Only at meal times usually.

TJBM is so happy to see everything in bloom. (Yay!! my garden is going crazy!)

It is the end of Autumn here. Things are in the opposite stage of life. Not that we have distinct seasons here. I do love Spring and watching nature come back to life.

TJBM has a favourite Wiggle.

nope
TJBM dropped a load in the shower.

Are you serious? Bah…dude!

TJBM does not like toilet humor

Quite correct. I don’t.

TJBM is very glad it is Friday (or soon will be).

Not really. School ends on Tuesday, and though I’m excited about sleeping in, the days are going by too quickly. I don’t know what I’m going to do all day. And I need to finish math.
TJBM just had a big argument.

No. It is very peaceful and serene here right now.

TJBM can sometimes sense when it is going to rain even if it looks fine.

usually I can smell the rain coming even if its sunny out

TJBM likes the smell of rain

Triue and false. It smells like worms and even tho I don’t like worms much, I love the rain.

tjbm likes the smell of worms

I don’t think I have ever smelled a worm, but I like the smell of horse poo. lol

TJBM has horses

False yet ‘oft I get told to hold mine… what’s up with that?!

tjbm wears bacon scented perfume and bathes in gravy

No, but I often smell like Hickory smoke and have chicken drippings on my hands.

TJBM like anything cooked on the BBQ.

True.

TJBM needs a new grill.

most things
TJBM has no churches on their way to work.

True. I work in a tourist hub, only river rafting outfitters and restaurants and campgrounds.

TJBM lives in a tourist town

False.

TJBM lives in a box.

Well..technically our houses are just big boxes. lol

TJBM likes vegen corndogs

Never tried one.

TJBM likes vegan vegetables.

I have to figure out what a vegan veggie is. i’ll brb : )

I hate vegan stuff.
TJBM has been confused for Bigfoot.

Nope, unless Bigfoot is 5’4 with blonde hair probably not an issue I need to worry about

TJBM had cheese enchiladas for lunch

Black Forest ham and cheese wrap with marinated mushrooms on the side.

TJBM loves making wraps/enchiladas.

Very true.
TJBM is a chicken lover.

I think they can be quite sweet birds… not sure I would say I love them. I do like chicken meat though.

TJBM has a great recipe for a paleo vegetable slice.

False, but it sounds good!

TJBM got a pedicure today and has happy feet! :-)

@Paul I’m a chicken lover, my awesome Black Mediterranian rooster “Zorro” is sadly missed

No. I am a bit nervous about pedicures because I keep seeing stories about poor hygiene in nail salons. It puts me off.

TJBM is very in touch with their inner child.

True, very! Where’s the bubbles and play doh?

TJBM had a decadent mocha drink today with sprinkles and whipped cream

Oooh. I wish..that sounds wonderful.

TJBM is off to soak in a decadent bath filled with Japanese bath salts.

I wish!

TJBM has presents to wrap and laundry to do and a back that can’t do much more today.

Present wrapped for my friends daughters graduation next week, and tomorrow is major housework…gah, but my back is fine. Just cat hair detail, OMG, my monster man gets his summer buzz next Thursday, no more wads of cat hair and weeds all over the house from his 8 inch wide plumey tail. lol

TJBM has a huge fluffy cat

No we lost him three years ago, 19 pounds and 12 years old.

TJBM has a BIG weekend planned. Places to go, people to see.

@Tropical_Willie Awwww….my guy is 16 lbs. and 5 years old.

False, only housework and maybe a little R&R at one of the local hubs over here, I;m wiped out, need some rest.

TJBM is wiped out from a couple of busy weeks and lots of late nights

No. Technological failures are giving me stress though.

TJBM has people who step in and help when required.

Rob. My math teacher. Haha.
TJBM likes Math.

True

TJBM filed their fingernails today.

False.
TJBM dislikes having any dirt under their nails.

True, and last night I got snake poo on my hand rescuing a snake from my cat…gag! Poor little snake had the crap scared out of him. lol

TJBM woke up in a cheerful mood and is plotting their day

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! >< >< >< >< >< >< KMA @Coloma!

TJBM doesn’t drink coffee.

Awww…whattsa matter Dutchie?

False. Drinking it now..gotta have my coffee.

TJBM is still waking up right now

Ture. Shut up now. You don’t have to yell. ><

TJBM should go back to bed.

False, I am trying to get motivated to clean my house so I can have some guilt free fun this afternoon.

TJBM HATES housework but likes their house to be clean. Oh what a conundrum

So true!
TJBM dislikes anyone else touching their stuff, or cleaning up for them, which justs adds to the conundrum.

Mmm..depends. I do hate it when people that have to jump up and do all the dishes right away when they have company. jeez..relax..just rinse ‘em and stack ‘em and get back to the party. lol

TJBM just made a delicious pasta salad Okay, not cleaning yet, but made a big salad and cut up a watermelon for later, that’s productivity right?

False
TJBM is off to make a cup of coffee… Brb

no coffee here
TJBM has a website.

False ish
TJBM has had to make a website for I.C.T

I have not.
TJBM feels guilty about something. :/

Nope, not a thing!

TJBM has a lizard in their house

Nope

TJBM is enjoying the nice sunny weather

False
TJBM has a scary exam tomorrow morning

Nope. Just a scary alarm clock, set for 6:30. Luck on your exam, MilkyWay!

TJBM almost always has four particular questions sitting in his or her “activity for you” box that she gets to whenever. And she or he is going to tell us what they are!

I do. But I forget what they are.
TJBM laughs a lot.

So true!

TJBM is way late getting to bed.

It’s almost one…. XD
TJBM usually stays up too late.

I have been, but now I have been a good girl the last 3 nights and feel good!

TJBM likes bread and butter pickles

With extra mustard seeds, Yes.

TJBM makes their own preserves and canned goods.

Freezer jam and refrigerator pickles yes, canning…not since I was a lot younger. (My mom canned.)

TJBM is expecting a bumper crop of berries this year.

Yes, these hills and river trails are loaded with wild blackberry vines, the trick is to get them before the deer and raccoons and Skunks and Opossums and birds do. I take a bucket and walk the river edge in the water to get the overhang that the animals miss. :-D

TJBM is a’fearin’ balancing their checkbook today OMG! The receipts are a mile high, gah!

Never any fear in the balancing act. I use the receipts to line the bird cages

TJBM is in training for something

False
TJBM is feeling it

Feelin’ something…
TJBM has a hot body. ;)

a little chilly today

TJBM is expecting rain soon

I’m not.
TJBM enjoys clam chowder.

Not much. I like it, but I hate the inevitable grains of sand that you always bite down on. Bleh!

TJBM had a GREAT day

Partially. The first half was wonderful, but the second half has been kind of uneventful.
TJBM likes mountain dew. :D

True and False – loved it until I saw some in a glass and realized what color it was – ewww
TJBM never ever drinks carbonated beverages

True. Except mountain dew. ;)
TJBM is a nonsmoker.

Yes, and thanks to asthma I can’t even hang out in smoky bars, either.

TJBM knows who Smoky the Bear is and his famous catch-phrase.

True. I live in forest fire land over here and only YOU can prevent forest fires! lol

TJBM knows that Smokey the bear was a real bear cub rescued from a New Mexico forest fire way back when

Way back when….

TJBM has been a Volunteer Firefighter.

False.

TJBM had a weird dream last night.

Not that I recall, had a few weird ones last week though, I was at a strange resort with weird fish swimming around. Big black fish with bulging eyes..WTF does that mean? lol

TJBM has dreamed of weird fish recently

False. O.o
TJBM is going to be a cowboy when they grow up.

False.

TJBM is feeling baaaad.

Hahaha. You know it, playa.
TJBM is also baaaad.

True, I’m a baaad playa.

TJBM is a playa.

can’t say.
TJBM loves being lazy.

True.

TJBM is one lazy mutha-effa!

False.
TJBM has to revise for exams :(

nope, but I do have a slow time revising my stories.
TJBM has accepted Kim Il-Sung as their personal Lord and Saviour.

Hahaha…um no. But funny, very funny!

TJBM is tried today

Last day of school… Sleep. :D
TJBM is glad it’s summer.

Can’t wait for summer

tjbm is a bit twisted

More than a bit. Is that a bad thing?

TJBM likes twisty black licorice (I don’t).

Not the look, taste, or smell!

TJBM thinks espresso chips in ice cream is just lovely.

never heard of them
TJBM will speak Spanish for free pizza.

Hola! Buenos Noches. That’s me out. Do I get the pizza now?

TJBM knows what State of Origin is.

Well, I live next door to the state of Oregon, but otherwise, not sure. lol

TJBM loves Tigers

Yes I do.

TJBM lives in an area that is experiencing very hot weather at the moment.

Not yet, still pleasantly in the 70’s but it was 90 over the weekend. Cooling this week and maybe some T-storms the next few afternoons.

TJBM has only been awake for 47 minutes

@Coloma Here in the UK, if the heat reaches into the 70’s that is considered very warm indeed! It’s 82 where I am at the moment and we’re melting in our office!!!

F a l s e .

T J B M s p a c e s e a c h l e t t e r.

T r u e
T J B M h a t e s d o i n g e x a m s e v e r y o t h e r d a y

True.

TJBMdoesn’tspaceatall.

Spacesareforlosers.
tjbmdoesn’tusecapitalletters.

FALSE

TJBM GOES ALL CAPS!!!

OCCASIONALLY.
TJBM IS FROM CALIFORNIA.

False.

uʍop ǝpısdn sı ɯqظʇ

I am not.
TJBM is not upside down.

No, if I were my skirt would be over my head. 0-o

TJBM is taking their pet to the groomer, now. Oooh boy, the long car ride looms

He has already been to the groomer recently

TJBM has a pet other than a dog or a cat and will tell us what it is

True, he’s an ogglapoobiggledee.
TJBM once had an imaginary friend

What do you mean by once had?!

tjbm has 16 best friends

False, only 3 BFFs
TJBM has been married 3 or more times

Goodness no!

TJBM has a busy weekend planned seeing friends and family.

Not really. :O
TJBM keeps a journal.

Falses.

TJBM doesn’t know how to tennis.

True, I am not a ball hitter. lol

TJBM has wicked allergies this morning gah!

False, luckily. Sorry @Coloma :/

TJBM is a wee bit wobbly today.

True, but the coffee is helping.

TJBM needs to clean their house

False.

TJBM is a wee bit jelly today.

Nope.

TJBM is a wee bit damp today. (Hellllpppp….the rain hasn’t stopped in days…)

False.

TJBM would like to fast forward to July 20th, 2012.

I would not. Perhaps June 22nd. :)
TJBM is doing something fun soon.

True, getting out of work.

TJBM is doing something fun this weekend.

Nope, just a hell of a lot of revision. Including maths.
TJBM had a pretty good time whilst doing an English lit exam today :D

False, power washed the deck instead

TJBM is getting ready to paint or stain

False
TJBM is headed off for a cool shower soon

nope
TJBM has a book available on the Nook.

Nope.
TJBM forgets to capitalise their first letters in an opening word.

Not usually. I do sometimes forget to type words when I am flying along and often go back and read a post and notice I have done this. Oh well!

TJBM fancies something different for breakfast.

I had split pea soup for breakfast today! lol

TJBM eats whatever, whenever

I do.
TJBM is wearing a necklace.

I am. My favourite. I love this necklace.

TJBM has high ceilings in their house.

Yes, it’s an old Victorian town house.

TJBM will be able to enjoy some sunshine this afternoon.

False. T-storms here this afternoon, yay, no watering the grass!

TJBM has a housekeeper coming in today double YAY!

I am the only housekeeper in my home

TJBM is doing laundry today

Yes, most likely.

TJBM likes to sew.

I do, I can even do pattern drafting and draping to make clothes

TJBM knows how to knit

False. I am terrible with anything sewing related except the quickie button repair.

TJBM thinks Beavers are really cute The mammal lol

Meh..beavers remind me of what I looked like before orthodontics. I think Prairie Dogs are cuter.

TJBM loves having all the windows open to hear birdsong all day.

Love the windows open, love the birdsong, but if left open at night i will hear the nocturnal sounds of owl and wood frogs all night.

TJBM is going camping soon

nope
TJBM wants to swim in the Love Canal.

Or not.
TJBM needs to clean their room. D:

nope
TJBM has located their marbles.

Lost them long a ago.

TJBM can remember playing marbles and Jacks.

I CAN

Yes, I can, too.

TJBM grew up in a time before mobile phones existed.

True, we even had a party line when I was really young with a babbling woman that never got off the phone. lol

TJBM had chinese takeout for dinner

True – how did you know?
TJBM loves lychee fruit

What?
TJBM will tell me what that is.

It’s a fruit. Tastes delicious with ice cream.

TJBM likes dragon fruit.

Unknown, never tried it.
TJBM is an adventurous eater, always willing to try something new

nope
TJBM LOVES being lazy.

Trye. Last night was bliss, watching a DVD in my giant beanbag loveseat with all cozy with a blanket and my cat upside down on my lap. Aaaah, now that’s relaxing!

TJBM has a grad party to attend today

False
TJBM is procrastinating

Always. My to do list is getting so long I will have to live to 200 to get it all done.
TJBM is never, ever late

True. I will always try to make a good impression; being on time shows that I care.

TJBM wishes they were exceptionally talented in something.

True.
TJBM is exceptionally talented in something.

True. My quick improv sense of humor

TJBM is slowly getting ready to go to a party

nope.
TJBM is watching Eurovision.

Wouldn’t be seen dead watchin that shit.
TJBM despises singing programmes.

Most but Eurovision is so bad it’s good. I didn’t watch the semi-finals last night and wonder who @reijinni thinks will take the title out.

TJBM lives in a country that can participate in the Eurovision song contest.

True
TJBM is off to bed.

I am in bed. I will be getting up soon though.

TJBM loves easy Sunday mornings.

yep. Sweden won
TJBM wants to play/watch a pointless game.

True, I love a pointless game.
TJBM watches more game shows than anything else

Not really. XD
TJBM likes Math.

False. I like calculators. lol

TJBM saw a rainbow today

I didn’t.
TJBM is an alcoholic. O.o

False, only drink once in a while

TJBM is addicted to potato chips

False, I am a tortilla chip person, gimme salsa.

TJBM is enjoying a nice clean house

True
TJBM is enjoying a nice hazelnut chocolate bar.

False, but sounds yummy. I am enjoying a nice cup of coffee, my last of the morning.
TJBM is wearing their PJ’s still

False
TJBM is wearing jeans.

False. PJ’s. lol

TJBM got a dud watermelon blech

Aww False – never eat watermelon – I like my fruit sweet & tart
TJBM has an apricot tree (and will invite me over to help pick)

False, but I love Apricots, used to have a tree, miss it.

TJBM is going to have a Happy Brownie afternoon

of sorts.
TJBM would love to see their S/O in a Speedo.

False
TJBM thinks birds look scary

False. I love birds!

TJBM is enjoying a relaxing Sunday morning

yep
TJBM is ready to take the cinnamon challenge.

Gag…no. I like my cinnamon with sugar on toast.

TJBM has eaten a bug

True, but not intentionally
TJBM loves romantic movies

They’re nice.
TJBM likes this beautiful art. :D

LOL…yes, funny, poor stick girl. :-(

TJBM is going to eat something really good very soon

I am eating chocolate at this very moment! :D
TJBM isn’t doing anything productive today. :)

True/false. Yardwork and in and out relaxing.

TJBM likes cookies and cream ice cream

Yes to cookies, no to the cream.
TJBM loves mint choc chip flavoured ice cream

True! Damn it, now I wish I had Mint Choc. chip instead of cookies & cream. haha

TJBM is having a cheat day on their diet…can’‘t you tell I am? lol

False. I’m not on a diet. I don’t do diets. I do “tweaking my eating habits.” :)

TJBM is sick and tired of going into debt.

True dat! Oral surgeons and dentists are expensive with no insurance! : ( I’m not that far in tho, thank God!

tjbm sets off their smoke alarm when they cook

Haha….that’s why they’re all disconnected, oh well.

TJBM lives on the edge of no fire protection lol

False, I have my fire detectors in place

TJBM has burnt toast recently

False. Last thing I burnt was boiled eggs. I never knew they popped!!!

tjbm has popped eggs before ; )

True, forgot all about them, had to throw the pot away
TJBM has never made fried eggs

False. Haha.
TJBM will tell us something green that they see. :D

I see a green office photocopier paper box.

TJBM can see trees from their window.

I can. :D
TJBM can see a mountain from their window.

I can see a lot of tall buildings and I do have trees outside my window (for now – until they build another building) but no mountain! That would be nice.

TJBM likes using Gmail or finds it a pain in the arse.

Never used it.
I have mountains:) Benefit of living in a valley. :D
TJBM has green eyes.

True, how did you know?
TJBM is the only person in their family with a particular color of eyes

False

TJBM has had their apple today.

Nope but do banana pancakes count?

Tjbm is out of their mind over something.

False. I am in a great mood today, house is clean, yard is immaculate and it’s day 3 of parties and bbqs. Having the kids over tonight. :-D

TJBM is in a good mood

I’ll let you know when I’m fully awake..but I think it looks like it’s going to be a beautiful day.

TJBM needs about 10 hours of sleep each night. (But doesn’t get that except on rare occasions..)

True. 9 is my optimum but I’ll settle for 8

TJBM loves Key Lime Pie

True.

TJBM loves Pie Lime Keys.

No idea.
TJBM is eating chocolate

False. I have’nt eaten yet today and it is 1:27 pm…starving now!

TJBM is tired today after the long weekend

Nope, tired after a long day after a relaxing long weekend.

TJBM sleeps with a body pillow

True – helps my bad hip
TJBM moves so much in their sleep he/she/it gets tangled in the covers

Tangled in sheet and thrown off the blankets.

TJBM has satin sheets. lol not me.

No, nothing but 100% cotton sheets for me.

TJBM has owned real property.

Nope.
TJBM is 36.

False.

TJBM is a happy camper.

True. I’m happy and I have a camp ground on my property. lol

TJBM has beautiful weather in their zone today

Hmm, depends. It was cloudy with some rain today, which I think of as very beautiful.
TJBM is glad it rained today after weeks of baking hot sun.