Are you this Jelly? The Jelly below me_Part 40?

TJBM is having a cookout this weekend

False.
TJBM will pluck out weeds this weekend.

False.
TJBM wants to spend the mornings drinking coffee, and the afternoons and evenings at the movies.

false, drink tea in the morning, watch DVD and listen to podcasts at night.
TJBM likes to listen to podcasts.

True, I started when the local radio station stopped carrying my favorite morning show
TJBM never pays for digital music

False
TJBM knows how to make a podcast

No, but I can easily disrupt them.

TJBM doesn’t mind graveyards.

TRUE, in fact I photograph them

TJBM likes Redheads

Do I?!? ::hubba hubba::

TJBM has been unexpectedly impressed by “kids these days” recently.

Only the young volunteers in my town. Good work by a group of under 16 year olds.

TJBM can remember what they volunteered for when they were 15 or 16.

Whoa part 40! I just recently volunteered for a drop-inn center, and boy what an experience.

TJBM has smelly armpits

My wife says I should use Milk of Magnesia instead of deodorant.

TJBM knows why.

True works great at the groin, for this reason, too…I’m a female. As a teen I used MoM on my zits
TJBM knows another great use for rubbing alcohol.

I’m not sure, brain freeze. lol

TJBM likes to watch nature documentaries

True. we watched a whale one and one about a couple that honeymooned in the wilderness for a year…both AWESOME!

TJBM will have a furry friend to cuddle with in bed tonight.

It’s a hot night here, still 82 degrees at almost 10pm…not much cuddling, the cats are lounging around on the cool floor under the ceiling fan. lol

TJBM likes chinese chicken salad

Not sure I’ve had it, but chances are good I would like it.

TJBM will not drink coffee without half & half in it.

No. I dont even do much coffee anyhow. and we have to watch our figure.

TJBM cant sleep nights.

True, at least tonight.
TJBM has RLS (restless leg syndrome)

False just restless puppy syndrome lol

TJBM is ready for their morning coffee

It’s night time. Well, it’s 3:43 AM, but I just got home, and I’m about to go to bed.
TJBM had a crummy day.

Well, I guess it could have been better – Lake Hopatcong is way too residential & overrun by powerboats for good kayaking, and I missed free summer cocktail hour at my wine shop, the grand re-opening of the neighborhood ice cream store, and the local Zombie Prom. But I still got out on the water, wandered around an art market, and found a birthday present for my mom, so nope, I’ll go with good day.

TJBM’s allergies are really acting up this summer!

Abso ::ahchoo:: lutely

TJBM dislikes taking medicine so much, they often just suffer through their pain or discomfort.

False. I’ll take advantage of pain relief, why not, it’s 2012 not 1812 anymore. I’m glad I didn’t give birth on the prairie in the back of a wagon. Bring on the morphine! lol

TJBM is excited to have a home improvement project done today My deck gets sanded and repainted in one hour yay!

True. (If a washing machine breaking down and buying a new one means home improvement project…)

TJBM dabbles in a bit of amateur photography.

true
TJBM has tried HDR photography.

Not that I know of.

TJBM is has frogs around their house

True if you count very close. There is a protected wetland about 50 feet behind my house.
TJBM still likes to catch frogs and lizards for fun

True. I catch the baby tree frogs and put them in my water garden and bamboos and exotic grasses. Every night dozens of them come out of my plants to eat the bugs around the porch light.

TJBM likes baked beans

True – love them, but we have our own way of making them
TJBM loves zucchini bread but hates zucchini

False. I like them both. Favorites: Chocolate Chip Zucchini Bread and Zucchini Planks Baked in Panko Breadcrumbs.

TJBM is annoyed by picky eaters.

Not much, unless it is someone that I have to cater to when I hostess a party. If you;re that picky bring your own food. lol

TJBM likes Mikes Hard Lemonade Black Cherry flavor

Have not been there. Like Black Cherry, could be dangerous.

TJBM has had one too many fruit punches or Black Cherries.

nope
TJBM is still trying out windows 8.

No thanks!
TJBM plucked eyebrows recently.

False. I never pluck my eyebrows they are so light I can’t even see them and I have bangs.

TJBM is having a lazy saturday morning

yep, and it’s now past noon.
TJBM draws their eyebrows with a sharpie after plucking them.

No. I would only do that to a Groucho poster.

TJBM loves world music.
from africa, south america, australia, etc

True, very true.
TJBM will tell us their the name of their favourite actor

Jim Sturgess<3 He’s so dreamy.
TJBM is married.

Yes – sixteen years.

TJBM is a big fan of TJAM.

True. @AshLeigh‘s a doll. ;-)

TJBM just had chips and guacamole yum!

nope
TJBM watched Braingames when they were little.

No, I have no idea what this programme is.

TJBM loves Danger Mouse.

No, I have no idea what Danger Mouse is. Sounds like a cartoon character? Or a band? No, that’s Modest Mouse. Hmm..

TJBM is going to church Sunday.

No. I think there is an alert out to stop me entering churches. Roofs are so expensive to repair… This is Danger Mouse.

TJBM has been let down by a relative recently.

True.
TJBM is sore from an intense workout.

False. Gave myself the day off.

TJBM saw a good movie this weekend.

True-ish. I rented New Years Eve, which was okay. Then we rented The Rebound, which was pretty good. Neither were amazing.

TJBM will tell us their favorite pudding.

chocolate. This is Braingames, @Bellatrix.
TJBM showers outdoors.

Sometimes yes! I wash my hair in my cold hot tub on hot nights with the garden hose, leaning back and washing it over the side. The ultimate in refreshing! lol

TJBM is drinking coffee

False
TJBM wants lemon cheesecake

On Oreo crust instead of Graham crackers.

TJBM has a BIG week planned, I don’t.

False
TJBM loves Ludovico Einaudi

never heard of him
TJBM has mooned a nun.

False.

TJBM has never personally known anyone who wanted to become a nun.

True.
TJBM is a nun.

False

TJBM once made an igloo.

True if you can count one made of sugar cubes. We don’t have snow here.
TJBM just came home from a nearby town.

False. I have not gone out of town for 10 years.

TJBM is a huge sci-fi nerd.

True
TJBM has not read The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

I have started it, actually. So, semi-true?

TJBM enjoys paintball.

Never been and played paintball. I am sure it’s fun though.

TJBM has been watching the Diamond Jubilee footage.

False. No idea of what you speak.

TJBM would love to eat an ice cream named “Diamond Jubilee”.

Her Diamond Jubilee and I would not be surprised if there isn’t already an ice cream to celebrate the event. Here it is Cinderflower to celebrate the event (apparently).

TJBM can tell us what flavours should be in “Diamond Jubilee” ice cream. I think Champagne is essential.

True, Champagne and Strawberries (but I would prefer chocolate)
TJBM is not an Anglophile

I don’t even know what that is! So, no!

TJBM is watching the MTV movie awards.

Never.
TJBM is listening to the rain.

Not yet, but your storm should be in NorCal by tomorrow…T-storms and rain….yay, no watering after some hot days here!

TJBM has a Mosquito buzzing around their head right now—-Gah, I can’t catch the little sucker—

False

TJBM burns coils to keep the mosquitoes at bay.

No. I have a big fan in the loft cavity that keeps the air moving and mozzies tend not to like that. Don’t get bothered by them as long as we have that on.

TJBM dislikes the smell of Aeroguard.

True.
TJBM recycles.

True
TJBM loves it when there’s a chill in the air.

Give me the warm weather any day

TJBM cooks soup and other comfort food on chilly days

False, I’d be cooking soup every other day that way lol!
TJBM only cooks soup when feeling ill

So true.

TJBM stayed up too late on Sunday night. (Perhaps in an effort to squeeze the last bits of fun out of the weekend….)

True! That is exactly what I did. lol.
TJBM likes country music

It’s okay. I like some. Although, I just watched Vince Gill and Sting on CMT Crossroads and loved it.

TJBM can play guitar.

Unfortunatley false.
TJBM can play the piano.

A little, but my mother was a brilliant pianist.

TJBM is enjoying a nice rainy day after a heat wave

Yup. I love the rain on a cool day sometimes.

TJBM has found themselves enjoying a job they weren’t expecting to find themselves in.

False.

TJBM loves frisbee.

I do – and I don’t throw one nearly enough. This weekend for sure.

TJBM has a dog that can catch a frisbee.

He’s only a puppy but he loves playing fetch so far, will be trying the frisbee soon

TJBM play croquet and even has a set of their own

False and false
TJBM hates golf

True. I hate all sports that involve balls.
I was traumatized by lesbian volley ball players in high school. lololol

TJBM does not like high speed balls propelled at their face take it as you will haha

True
@Coloma There is a sport that involves balls of a different nature, I am guessing you like that sport though lol

TJBM knows what sport I am talking about ;)

True, ‘nuff said
TJBM loves a double entendre.

True.

TJBM is wearing thong underwear!

False – don’t like butt floss
TJBM likes tidy whities

False. No explanation necessary.

TJBM has seen a ghost.

Maybe true. I believed I did when I was about 3, but maybe it was a dream
TJBM is fascinated with vampires

False.
TJBM can roller blade.

False, but I used to roller skate a little, back in college.

TJBM enjoys listening to the birds sing in the early morning.

I do. I love it. Reminds me how fortunate I am.

TJBM noticed the moon last night.

True and it was beautiful
TJBM loves sunsets

I do. I love sunrise too. I want to find more time to enjoy them and take photographs so I can revisit them repeatedly.

TJBM knows how to appreciate the simple things in life.

I try really hard every day to do just that. Some days are more successful than others.

TJBM has owned a reptile as a pet.

false, but I do have a dog, six cats, frogs, and many fish

TJBM is wishing a certain friend will call on them.

YES!!! Ooh, sorry…<breathes> composure.

TJBM will help me with my butt issues.

Um….no. I’m not qualified to diagnose butt issues unless your head is up your ass in which case it would be only too obvious that you need to remove it. lol

TJBM is wearing white

Only on my top

TJBM has had a lot of rain recently

True. It rained most of yesterday, it was great! I’m wearing a white top too haha

TJBM loves home made cranberry sauce

I make it every Thanksgiving.

TJBM will join me in making homemade blueberry poptarts.

Sure. I love blueberry pop tarts. Even better homemade I imagine.

TJBM watches Alton Brown on the Food Network.

I loved him on good eats, not sure what he’s doing on the Food Network

TJBM has watched Good Eats before

Alton was a camera man and director before he started doing Good Eats.
Love his camera angles.

TJBM has operated TV studio video camera for a TV show..

Boy, I wish.

TJBM has dreams in TV production.

False, but I did act as a floor runner on a locally-produced cooking show for a few episodes.

TJBM can be very scary when they’re angry.

I start yelling in Spanish.

TJBM has muscle aches.

True, in too many places
TJBM likes the smell of Bengay

FALSE!!!

TJBM uses that stuff (Bengay).

No. Haha.
TJBM is proud of me, for finally cleaning my room! :D

I am. Can you come and do mine now.

TJBM always had a messy bedroom when they were a teenager.

True. Haha. It’s still not entirely clean, and I’ve been cleaning for hours. Everything is on mu bed, and it’s 2 AM. :(
TJBM is up too late.

False
TJBM is up too early

False. I get up at 6–6:30AM almost every day like clockwork.

TJBM sleeps with either a sleep mask or a nature sounds device playing (or both).

False
TJBM wears a watch every day

I can’t remember the last time I wore a watch!

TJBM is participating in a text conversation at the moment.

False. Barely awake over here

TJBM needs to return an item to a store

Why yes. Thank you for reminding me.

TJBM has worked in retail at one time.

False
TJBM is addicted to something

False, but I really like cookies.

TJBM has seen a dead body in person (not including at a wake or funeral).

I’ve had someone die in front of me… does that count?
TJBM has been to a morgue

Yes. I attended an autopsy in my senior year of H.S. for a biology class. Fascinating, much better than dissecting cats and pig fetuses. lol

TJBM is enjoying an ethnic beer right now Tsing Tao!

Nope but going to grab a glass of french merlot

TJBM is ready for something great to happen

I am ready to eat some Nutella.
TJBM like Nutella.

I am! I just don’t know what it might be. lol

TJBM is eating nutella.

I am. XD
TJBM is amazing, because she has a pet goose. :D

LOL…well I guess so! :-)

TJBM has entered a photo contest recently

No. But I did enter in an Art Show and another Art Show and a third Art Show.

TJBM enjoys cubism, but has tennis elbow.

Actually like Monet, but a follower of Alexander Calder. here you go

TJBM has just gone and hung out at a museum.

nope
TJBM has heard that this guy has died.

True, because @raginglollipop posted a similar link.

Jellyfish are not the favorite creatures of TJBM.

Well… no…. they can be very pretty and graceful but they also sting, and their sting can be deadly.

TJBM had never heard of the Trololo man.

True

TJBM does alot of gardening in the spring and summer months

False. I very much dislike dirt, and gardening – and Summer.

TJBM loves when it is eerily quiet.

silence…

TJBM has to pee

Haha…not yet, but I will soon, drinking coffee.

TJBM has had a tick on them before Gah….horrid little things!

oh yes. A problem here in our area. I agree – yuck!

TJBM prefers dresses over pants.

Any day.

TJBM likes Eminem.

True.

TJBM is sore from working out yesterday.

nope and I hate Eminem.
TJBM has an anal cyst.

Nope. Hope it goes away @reijinni ;)
TJBM thinks this guy is amazing.

True

TJBM loves music in general

True
TJBM is….

not all music. @MilkyWay, I don’t have one, but a certain blowhard used it as a claim to get out of a war.
TJBM thinks that fundies must be driven to extinction.

I don’t advocate Fundecide, but I could see sending them to their own country in the Sahara desert and calling it Misrael. ;-)

TJBM is basically satisfied with their head of state.

No comment.
TJBM is sad about something

False, things are going pretty good right now.

TJBM is quietly celebrating a private victory.

I am

TJBM has personally met a fellow jelly.

No. Or not that I know of. Perhaps I have but I wasn’t aware they were a jelly.

TJBM owns a piece of jewellery that has been passed down through the generations.

I haven’t ever been close enough to my family to know if we even have anything like that.
TJBM isn’t close to their family, that didn’t live with them.

False

TJBM is hoping for a wonderful sunny weekend

It’s been raining a lot. I hope it’s nice out tomorrow, I have stuff to do. haha,
TJBM did some hardcore cleaning today.

False, but I do need to do some basic once over stuff and I am gathering stuff for a yard sale next weekend. Thin the herd of stuff. :-)

TJBM has seen the MIB movie

False. I actually haven’t seen any of them (what is this? – part 4?)

TJBM loves that Tommy Lee Jones basically just plays himself in every movie he’s in.

True.

TJBM is a fan of Jeremy Renner.

I hadn’t heard of him before Avengers, but I am now. He was great as Hawkeye. I will now keep an eye out for his movies.

TJBM is, like me, sad/annoyed the Summer is coming.

I’m ambivalent. I love the summer nights, sleeping with the house all opened up, my summer flowers, plants, but I hate extreme heat and the major watering chores to keep things nice. So far we’re easing into summer out west, going to stay in the high 70’s to low-mid 80’s with only a few 90+ days forecast in the next 2 weeks. Anything over 90 is too hot for me anymore.

TJBM is a bird lover

False.

TJBM is a music lover.

True – with only a few minor exceptions.

TJBM has had blood drawn recently.

Not on purpose. I cut myself. Drinking wine and slicing avocados, yep…tis the hazard of being a left handed, right brained blonde. lol

TJBM has stabbed themselves before

Not on purpose but I did once drop a sharp knife that ended up sticking out of my foot.

TJBM is due for a haircut.

not yet.
TJBM will join a group despite not liking their policies.

False – and I most likely won’t join a group whose policies I do like. I’m not a joiner, as it were.

TJBM has become a fan of the Dollar Tree (or similar) store.

Very much so.

TJBM has stalked someone because they were very attractive

No. I don’t think stalking is a good thing to do at all.

TJBM is starting a long weekend.

False – a short weekend
TJBM has no plans for the weekend

False. I am continuing to thing the herd of stuff for a yard slae next weekend. Already have a car full. Buy my stuff. lol

TJBM needs to thin the herd of stuff

I do. I have a huge bag of clothes to get rid of, that I never wear anymore, and my dresser is still too full. D:
TJBM has too much clothes.

More like too much clothes to wash. It’s like it never ends.

TJBM likes to swim.

I love to swim.

TJBM is waiting for a phone call

True, but she will probably call much later than promised. She was 2 hours late to her own wedding.
TJBM appreciates punctuality.

Very true. I am almost always impeccably on time, or early.

TJBM appreciates punctual follow through

I sure do, I hate to be late and when someone else is late it makes you late.

TJBM is enjoying a nice sunny day after a lot of rain, like me

True, perfect weather, high 70’s to low 80’s after rain last Monday.

TJBM can hear a wasp buzzing around somewhere

nope
TJBM misses AM radio.

Nope. I still get it.
TJBM feels old.

I don’t. I feel lazy, though.
TJBM is lazy.

Not at all. Quite the opposite. I don’t know when to stop.

TJBM has childhood memories of a homemade goodie from a grandparent (and will tell us of what).

By the time I was old enough to remember, my Nana was in her 80s so she didn’t ‘cook’ so much. I do remember when we went to her house for ‘tea’ we would have red salmon and salad and crusty bread with Adam’s Best Butter. It was pretty much a routine.

TJBM remembers something their grandparent loved to eat.

TRUE!!

TJBM misses a loved one that has passed away

I do. :/
TJBM is having a nice day.

False. Have been revising for maths all week. My mind feels like it’s going to explode… in a numb kinda way. I’ve been having dreams about maths too. :/
TJBM is feeling hopeless

False. I am feeling cautiously optimistic. Hopeless was last week.

TJBM made homemade tomato sauce today. My wife did. Mmmmm.

False, but…I made the most delicious bean and rice and avocado burrtios at midnight last night. haha

TJBM has rearranged their furniture recently

True, but only moved the sewing table.
TJBM can’t even sew on a button

False, I can even design and make my own clothes

TJBM is getting prepared to have a party soon

Nope.
TJBM made music today.

False, I could not carry a tune if you sewed a handle on it.

TJBM hates the heat of summer.

I don’t mind it as long as my A/C is working and the air quality is decent. However, I definitely prefer the cool of spring and autumn, and the relative “cold” of our “winters”.

TJBM lives in an area that gets at least some summer rain. If TJ feels safe in sharing such info, where does TJ live?

True. Pacific Northwest. I hate hot weather too.

TJBM has four initials rather than the usual three.

OMG, how did you know?

TJBM is up too late….

I have many talents, @DrBill.
No, it’s only 9:18 PM here.

TJBM has experienced the wonderfulness of Umpqua ice cream.

… Hmm?
TJBM knows how to make snow ice cream.

Mmmm….yes, but I haven’t for years.

TJBM loves all ice cream, everywhere, any flavor, any time

True, as long as it doesn’t have nuts. I hate nuts.
TJBM also hates nuts.

False, I absolutely love eating nuts mmmmmmmmmm they are not only yummy but they contain the good fat that lowers cholesterol

TJBM is going for a morning swim today

False
Where TJBM lives it’s the afternoon

Nope, sorry. Morning here. Monday morning. :(

TJBM has already gotten in trouble with their boss today.

Not yet.

TJBM has a window open in the room they are in.

Nope. No windows at all in this room. Just me, 23 students, and a bunch of computers.

TJBM has eaten PB&J in the last week.

Hahaha..true, last night! I haven’t had PB&J forever so I made a little midnight snack of PB&J on toast….mmmm!

TJBM is enjoying their organized house this morning

True! :D
TJBM is sleepy.

From playing five hours of volleyball…YES.

TJBM plays sports.

Does extreme hot tubbing count? lol

TJBM does an extreme activity

Depends on your definition of “extreme activity”.
TJBM will tell us the scariest thing they’ve ever done.

Sure. I walked about three miles down the center of a partially frozen river. I was about fourteen. Very stupid.

TJBM is waiting for an important answer to something.

Sort of

TJBM has checked the weather forecast for this week.

True, at least five times.

TJBM is obsessed with the weather.

I check the weather quite a lot but I wouldn’t say I was obsessed!

TJBM has eaten something sour today.

False, but I do have some Toxic Waste at home.

TJBM has eaten something bitter today.

True, my coffee, I am out of sugar. :-(

TJBM is rockin’ down the highway

Not right now, but in ten minutes I will be.

TJBM has an errand to do in a nearby city this afternoon.

Ummm, not… that… I… know… of… dammit, I forgot something didn’t I?! C’mon, you can tell me @Tropical_Willie

TJBM will regale us with a spontaneous poem.

True:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your mother is a hamster
Egg salad

TJBM is a fan of Dr. Seuss.

I am, I am, want some green eggs & ham?

TJBM is playing phone tag with someone the last few days

False. I never play phone tag as the receiver often hits me in the head and leaves a mark.

TJBM is good at teaching someone something new.

Depends on what it is.
TJBM is trying to figure out how to phrase a question.

nope
TJBM knows who the uncle of his country is.

Well even though I am a her I do know the Uncle of my country is Uncle Sam

TJBM is going to go jump in a lake soon!!

False, I wish.

TJBM enjoys baking.

True and pies are my specialty

TJBM loves to eat pie

True.

TJBM is a fan of Kan Jam.

who?
La gelea sota mi parla com un ratolí.

False
TJBM wonders what a ratoli is

True. Is it a rat ravioli? Mmmm….bring on the marinara sauce and Chianti. lol

TJBM is out of groceries and needs to go shopping

Nope. Plenty of yummy food & leftovers here.

TJBM got a hair cut today.

nope. Try translating my last statement for the answer.
TJBM has played korfball.

@geeky_mama Can I come to lunch? lol

False, I have no idea what korfball is.

TJBM has a pet peeve about people that form opinions without factual basis.

@Coloma I’d love to have you over & we could have a yummy lunch & some sangria and chat…if only we were even in the same time zone. ;)

I guess that’s one of my pet peeves..but also something I’m guilty of from time to time. Is it possible to have a pet peeve from your own actions?

TJBM has heard of a game called Skylanders.

True, I have, but I don;t know anything about it.
@geeky_mama Oooh, lunch..I must go shopping soon.

TJBM likes champagne and raspberry juice cocktails.

<—- Minor.
TJBM is a minor.

Nope, I am most definitely a major.

TJBM loves baked potatoes stuffed with all manner if yummy goodness.

Oh hell yeah!

TJBM Recieved some money today.

TRUE

TJBM is planning an event for someone special

True, myself! haha
I am having a big yard sale Saturday and the money I make will be spent on me! lol

TJBM wants to be a minimalist but like me has too strong a penchant for decorating.

Though I try to be a minimalist I do like to have my home decorated nicely and I also love my kitchen gadgets way toooo much…

TJBM likes to cook and have all the little gadgets for cooking

Yes and no. I like to cook but I collect a lot of gadgets I rarely use. Wanna buy my brand new juicer, used once 18 months ago? lol

TJBM hates the summer watering chores even though they like their yard

False.

TJBM likes to play Kan Jam.

Haven’t tried it yet – but it looks fun.

TJBM is waiting for good news.

True.

TJBM 01010011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110.

01001110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01101101 01110101 01100011 01101000 00101110 (but I am a geek..so lots of lurve for that GA @erichw1504)

TJBM missed breakfast. Oops!

False.

TJBM didn’t eat much for lunch. Urgh :/

True,. It is high noon and I haven’t eaten anything yet, feeling woozy now. :-/

TJBM needs to feed now

True, I feed myself every 10 minutes. Just 15 minutes ago I had an apple and now I feel hungry again.
TJBM is about to eat some crisps

False, just had a smoothie and some veggie lasagna…oooh, a few more minutes and I’ll be feeling better.

TJBM dislikes overly emotional types that get offended easily

So true.
Ooh, veggie lasagna @Coloma? Me waaant some!
TJBM is a very down-to-earth kinda person

True. Very. :-)

TJBM wants garlic bread with their veggie lasagna

Yes. is the lasagna made with spinach?

TJBM has a plate of leftovers to reheat.

Come-n-get it!

TJBM has naturally curly hair

True, although I had straight hair as a child. It changed slowly through puberty.

TJBM rode their bicycle today.

False
TJBM misses cycling

True
TJBM had their bicycle stolen

When I was a kid I did

TJBM is going biking this weekend

I wish.

TJBM enjoys peanut butter.

oh like you never knew

tjbm loves butterfingers

Kinda. I like butterfingers. They’re not my favorite.

Speaking of which, TJBM has dropped something today.

I drop my phone every day…
TJBM is clumsy.

Now and then, usually when I am not paying attention…duh!

TJBM is incredibly bored with their real life friends

It’s true.
TJBM is adventurous. :D

In some ways.

TJBM likes to feed wild animals.

True.

TJBM saw a spider in their home recently.

Sure did. He bit me, and yet I am not Spiderman.

TJBM is looking forward to the new Spiderman film.

True, but will wait for it on DVD.

TJBM is looking forward to the weekend.

Yup, BBQ’s and going visiting.

TJBM has a favorite BBQ sauce and tell us what it is.

True, it is my homemade recipe. It’s Kansas style. The recipe is top secret, though.

TJBM has a secret recipe in their book.

Yes.

TJBM has some of their mother’s recipes.

Now I have them all, she had Mary Margaret Mcbride’s Encyclopedia of cooking and it is packed full of every type of recipe you could ever want. I ordered it from ebay and now I am all set.

TJBM has heard of this cookbook before

My mom had one, think my sister has it now.

TJBM has entered a county fair or state fair with a food item.

False, but I used to airbrush tee-shirts at a county fair back in the 90s.

TJBM owned an airbrushed tee-shirt back in the 90s.

Nope.
Do you crave something sweet everytime you see @cprevite ‘s avatar?

False, didn’t know what it was until I went to his profile.

TJBM wants chocolate chip cookies now.

Yes and no. Yes, because I love all foods, no because I have lost 15 lbs. since Feb. and don;t want a cookie dough butt. lol

TJBM is expereincing a heat wave OMG! Over 100 tomorrow…gah!

False, not until next week.

TJBM has lived through a day when it was at least 110 outside.

True. June 4, 1979 reached 115º. August, 1997 and July, 2006 (including one day that reached 117º) had some days over 110º.

@Coloma TJBM is expereincing a heat wave OMG! Over 100 tomorrow…gah! That’s intriguing because I’m about 400 miles south of you (LA) and we’re about 20º cooler. ;-o

TJBM wouldn’t mind having a heat-free summer.

False, I like it warm out in the summer so I can swimming

TJBM is glad its Friday

@Brian1946 Oh man, I remember 2006, the June I moved to my current home. It was 111! I hosed my cat down on the patio and he didn’t even flinch. haha My geese were PANTING in their swimming pools. You know it’s damn hot when swimming geese are panting! lol

True, but I am on the final countdown trying to get outta here for my yard sale at a friends tomorrow morning. I have one hour and 45 minutes and have another 30 minutes of watering my yard to go to get through the day tomorrow. Just finished packing my overnight bag. :-)

TJBM is going away overnight

False.

TJBM wants to go swimming.

Oh yes, my cold hot tub is sparkling right now, that will be the first thing I do when I get home tomorrow night, go for the cold tub and a cold beer!

TJBM likes Bloody Marys made with Grey Goose Vodka and marinated string beans

very false.
TJBM has figured out my last response.

False. You are, by far, one of the mopst mysterious posters here. I don’t know what you’re talking about ⅔rds of the time. lol

TJBM will say “Goodbye Coloma, have a nice weekend” now ;-p

Now, G-Bye @Coloma. Happy Yard sale.

TJBM is going to @Coloma‘s yard sale.

Yes, I already did, and I bought everything.
TJBM is @Coloma

@Tropical_Willie Thank you kind sir. Yes…quick everyone get to California for the yard sale of the century! Ciao peeps, time to rock on down the highway.

@AshLeigh Haha…have a great weekend kiddo!

No, @Coloma has left the building.

TJBM will be taking a flight to the “foothills” and grabbing a wine too,

Yes. Every day of my life.
TJBM is agreeing with everything today.

Yes yes yes

Tjbm has a new favorite song

This is my favorite song.
TJBM enjoys my song as much as I do.

Your cool points went off the charts. I love that song. :D
TJBM drinks enough water.

I do! I have had about 2 gallons in the last 24 hours. It’s a heat wave over this way.

TJBM is sunburned Oooh, I’m red hot lol

True, just my left arm ‘cause I was driving today
TJBM love to hear a good stand up comedian

True, and I want to try my hand, er mouth, at some standup one day.

TJBM is going to dreamland soon

I should be, but instead I’m waiting for my boyfriend to call me, like he said he would… Three hours ago. “In a few minutes” my ass. I’m not happy.
TJBM is also not happy.

I’m neutral in the moment, mostly tired.
TJBM is gearing up for another day of sweltering heat bleh

No, high today is 71. That’s just a bit warm, not sweltering.

TJBM is watching Sunday morning news shows.

False. I went to my local farmers market, and am now fluthering under the AC and ceiling fan. Most likely won’t emerge til 6pm when the sun quits baking on my deck and then I will go for a float in my cold hot tub. I’m beached til sunset. lol

TJBM loves fresh summer peaches

don’t do peaches.
TJBM has seen a blue police box.

O.o The what?
TJBM has a birthday this month?

Nope. Later, in the Fall. The best gosh darn season there is!

TJBM lurves the Fall (or “Autumn” if you like).

True, Autumn as I like.
TJBM has indeed seen a blue police box and for once knows what @reijinni is on about.

False. Clueless.

TJBM has a friend coming over for a hangout

False

TJBM loves catfish

Um, false.
TJBM has started taking Cod Liver Oil capsules.

True. I started. I start taking a lot of different supplements but my stick to it-ness is lacking. The only supplement I take pretty faithfully is Vit. C and a womans multi.

TJBM is about to have an icey cold beer

Absolutely.
TJBM is an alcoholic. :D

False. I actually don’t drink at all.

TJBM grew up around addicts.

Slightly.
TJBM is impatient.

False – entirely too patient
TJBM HATES to wait in the car for someone

I hate waiting for anyone,anywhere, doing anything.
TJBM hates waiting.

I don’t mind it sometimes.

TJBM has lots of patience, just like T2JAM. ;-)

Hah, true.

TJBM has garlic breath.

Hot sauce breath, just got through eating homemade hot wings.

TJBM makes their own hot wings.

False. Not a fan of hot wings, now give me a nice bbq’d chicken breast….mmmm!

TJBM is enjoying a return to cooler temps. OMG! Last night was so great, there was a BREEZE! lol

True
TJBM has seen a film about Perfumes…

True. It was called “Perfume.” Good movie!

TJBM is eating cheese and crackers and orange juice right now

No. Apples, and air.

TJBM is exhausted from a 5 mile run.

False, but reminds me I need to start running again.

TJBM keeps saying they’re going to do something, but never gets around to it.

@blueberry_kid I compulsively give you lurve all the time just from your avatar.

True-ish.
TJBM is doing something important today.

False.

TJBM is a man/woman of their word.

I try to be.
TJBM also tries to be a man/woman of their word.

True.
TJBM knows themself very well.

not quite, but getting there.
TJBM puts hot sauce on everything.

No thank you I will pass on that

TJBM has a favorite beach and will tell us what its name is and where it is

True. A beach of all jade and marble pebbles on the island of Taiwan in the town of Hualien.

TJBM likes Northern California beaches too, like Stinson, Bodega bay and Bolinas

Never been. Would LOVE to go.

TJBM is a happy person.

Most of the time.
TJBM is wearing a hat.

No.

TJBM has got their hair tied back.

False, not quite long enough.

TJBM uses product in their hair.

Sometimes I stuff in but usually only hairspray

TJBM Has different haircuts/styles depending on the season

I have longish hair, and cut it shoulder length in the summer, wear pigtails when it’s really hot, or put it up. Otherwise no, my style has pretty much been the same forever. It suits me well. :-)

TJBM slept like a baby last night man, I coulda been dead! lol

Yes, I did, it must have been the Trader Joe’s “Bedtime Tea” and 2 Valerian pills, haha. And I even woke up without a fever, so huzzah!

TJBM likes exotic foods!

True! I ate green sea snails soaked in brine in asia, but, I wouldn’t try the fried duck heads on a stick. lolol

TJBM loves Trader Joes…Ooh, their sweet chili sauce on cottage cheese is killer, dipped with whole grain tortilla chips.

Dunno, never been.

TJBM mashdehs ath thewj keyboaaaaroredd.

somethines.
TJBM wants to send Bieber to Syria.

True.

TJBM is a creator.

Absolutely true! I am the ENTP personality, AKA as the “inventors” and the ” nutty professors.” lol

TJBM is a nutty professor

True Nutty professor, retired

TJBM is unappreciated for their contribution

True, my previous post on here only got one GA.

TJBM needs MOAR LURVE!

True, but that is true for everyone

TJBM thinks tigers have the right idea, to eat their young

No.

TJBM has a fax machine.

Two one upstairs and one downstairs. Both are all-in-one printers.

TJBM has a cloudy, humid and hot afternoon.

No. High today is 63 and it’s partly cloudy. Just about perfect, actually.

TJBM is thinking about a cup of coffee right about now.

Nope, I’m thinking about a HUGE glass of water because my blood sugar is sky high :-p

TJBM is going to have a big day tomorrow!

Mmmm, nothing for the first half of the day. Midweek church service, skit practice. And probably packing for my trip, somewhere in there. Well, it’s more than I’m doing today. :D
TJBM hates road trips. :(

False, I LOVE road trips. Did the entire southwest loop a few years ago, Nevada, Arizona, Utah, Colorado and New Mexico. I can’t WAIT to get on the road again, but, still paying off my vacation in 2010. lol

TJBM is needs to fuel up their car

True dat.
TJBM is enjoying icecream on a sunny day.

False.

TJBM will experience a triple digit temperature this week.

hope not
TJBM is doing a cross-country trip.

False.

TJBM often gets lost while driving.

Not since I got a GPS

TJBM uses a GPS to go fishing

False, I don’t think GPS’s should go underwater.

TJBM forgot to put on deodorant this morning.

:: sniff :: Nope, I’m good.

TJBM is oddly tired today.

yep
TJBM is dreaming of moving to Detroit.

NOT Almost went to work in Flint.

TJBM has been to museum in the last month.

False. The last museum I went to was an incredible marble museum in asia 2 yrs. ago.
OMG! The sculpture was mind blowing! Every color of marble in the world, just amazing!

TJBM likes sculpture

True.

TJBM won something recently and will tell us about it.

Yep, I received a fellowship to do 2 months of research to begin my dissertation. Biggest thing I’ve won so far! waves from France

TJBM is excited about what they’re going to eat for dinner…

True.

TJBM has been to at least 3 continents.

counts on fingers Yep, North America, Europe, and Asia.

(Small rant: I can’t believe I’ve had to tell numerous people…Americans…that India is on the continent of Asia…)

TJBM has gotten an autograph from someone!

True, I have a baseball signed by a few of the Syracuse Chiefs (Minor league team) from a few years back.

TJBM has shaken hands with a celebrity before.

Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead gave me a hug…oooh, he’s a cutie…well, he was back in the 70’s. lol

TJBM likes 60’s & 70’s classic rock.

Can I keep playing? I haven’t used up all my turns for the day?

Yes, I love classic rock. Grew up on the Beatles, The Who, Santana, The Eagles. And classic rock does not include hair metal, no matter what rock radio stations might think now.

TJBM can bust a move.

No, but I’m sure I could bust a leg while trying to bust a move.

TJBM like Busta Rhymes.

False
TJBM likes Hans Zimmer

Hans Zimmer likes me.
TJBM loves cheese with all of their heart and soul. :D

Hehe, false.
TJBM thinks @AshLeigh is a funny sistah

of course
TJBM like Jerry Goldsmith.

Who’s J. G. ?

TJBM had a really fun day

Well, my day’s just beginning, but I am having lunch with an old friend, and then I am going to wander around and get drunk and listen to free music, for it is Fête de la Musique today !

TJBM likes their coffee black. Mmmmmmm…....

False, Girly coffee with cream & sugar. Gimme sugar. :-)

TJBM is eating gourmet pizza from a local haunt OMG! Calories, calories, but sooo worth it!

Haha. Faslse.
TJBM is bummed. :/

Nope excited

TJBM is planning a big cookout this weekend

Nope. Going to seethe youth.
TJBM should be sleeping.

Oh no. Maybe I will in this meeting.

Tjbm runs red traffic signals.

Nope, in fact I probably wear my brakes out too fast by stopping at orange lights, haha.

TJBM likes thunderstorms!

TRUE.

TJBM likes pretzels.

Yes. The large, warm kind you get from a street vendor only though. Little beer pretzels do nothing for me.

TJBM loves nuts and will tell us their favorite nut.

Groucho Marx is one of my favorite nuts!

TJBM still has one of their favorite toys from childhood.

Yes my teddy bear that I have had since I was a baby

TJBM is going swimming today

NO. sobs

TJBM’s A.C. is out. Stupid heat.

Nope working fine

TJBM is going to have a frozen cocktail after dinner

nope
TJBM wants to be a Mormon.

No, but have had several friends / work associates that are, helped with manual labor at one church being built, paid with hot dogs and lemonade.

TJBM has been to Salt Lake City and the Mormon Tabernacle.

False.

TJBM has seen the movie SLC Punk.

False.

TJBM is looking forward to the new Quentin Tarantino film with Leo De Caprio.

True, looks bad ass.

TJBM plans to see The Dark Knight Rises in theaters this summer.

True.

TJBM has a hangover Oooh, a couple too many Shock Tops last night with a friend. I need breakfast!

False, but Shock Top sounds good right about now.

TJBM likes Flying Dog beer.

Yup, and Fullsteam and Duck Rabbit and New Belgium . . . .

TJBM has taking a brewery tour and tasting.

True. I LIVE in the middle of wine country, tons of vineyards, tasting rooms and microbreweries. Here’s my fav. local haunt a few miles from me. www.goldhillvineyard.com
The BEST Scotch ale ever, sooo rich, sooo fattening! lol

TJBM throws their leftover veggies and fruits into the woods for the critters

Better not inside the city limits, don’t do do it. Goes in one of the compost bins in backyard.

TJBM has had to water the garden this week.

True. Yesterday was the tri-weekly marathon watering. I have a ⅓ of an acre lawn out front and scads of huge potted plants and, of course, the goose pools and their landscaping of plants and trees and bamboos in my corral. Lord, it’s a chore. lol

TJBM likes shrimp stuffed avocados

I like avocados. Not stuffed ones.

TJBM has hairy nipples.

FALSE! :-(

TJBM hates it when they get a terrible itch on the bottom of their foot when driving

ever so TRUE

TJBM likes going to the drive in during the summer

Nope, I’ve never even been to a drive-in.

TJBM is getting thrashed tonight. (I know I am!)

False. That was last night..oh my aching head. lol

TJBM likes mexican food the day after over indulging. Sweat it out!

Ish.
TJBM doesn’t like spicy food.

Love sspicy my dogsofhzs TTHAT LOFVVE spicy are helping me on thwe keyboard.

The Jelly Below Me —can relate to dogs that love spicy.

nope.
TJBM wants to be a wet nurse.

No thank you.
TJBM got great news today! :D

True, I got a new slave

TJBM has no idea what my answer means

… >.<
TJBM is assuming that’s dirty.

Very much so.

TJBM is sweating buckets. Stupid A.C…damn you power-outage!

False, my AC is working fine (p.s. it’s not dirty at all)

TJBM thinks it’s time for part 41