Have you ever been eating at a restraunt, and overheard something that made you choke?

I had a mouthful of grits. Farmer dudes sittin’ across the aisle from me. One says to the other, “You know, he ain’t even legally the president! He was born in Kenya! His gramma even said he was…then two weeks later she died! Someone killed her to shut her up!” It was all I could do not to spit grits all over my husband!

I’ve heard the stories about Obama, of course, but I have NEVER heard anyone come out and repeat that stupid shite, and with such conviction to boot! O vey.