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Aliens will visit our planet in the year _____ & make the following statement _______________________?

Asked by ucme (50037points) June 16th, 2012

Simply fill in the blanks, okay not technically a question, but it’s crying out for answers nevertheless.
Respond in any way you see fit regardless of your views on the prospect of “little green men” coming our way any time soon.
Humour is positively encouraged.

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Sunny2's avatar

In 2192 they will come and say, “Okay, you’ve had your chance; now everybody OUT!”

wundayatta's avatar

Aliens will visit our planet in the year 2012 & make the following statement: “Aliens will visit our planet in the year _____ & make the following statement _______________________?”

ccrow's avatar

Aliens will visit our planet in the year 2012 and say, “Why aren’t you ready? You had the calendar…”

elbanditoroso's avatar

Aliens will come to earth in the year 2013, and they will say that they need a small amount of fuel to get themsleves home. Collectively, they will say

“Take Me To your Liter”

Trillian's avatar

Aliens will return to out planet In the year 2012 and say;
“Oh flundered gruntbuggly,Donallitude
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled donally
On a lurgid bee
That mordiously hath bitled out
Its earted grabatiously
Into a rancid festering [drowned out by moaning and screaming]
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts
And living glupules frart and slipulate
Like jowling meated liverslime
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
With crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don’t. ”
Doug Adams was right all along, see if he isn’t!

mazingerz88's avatar

2012. What the fuck, Romney won?!

Berserker's avatar

This question can’t work. Because what’s going to come over here is about seventeen colonies of xenomorphs, and like Gandalf, they’re gonna come when they damn well feel like it. And they’re not going to say anything, they’re just going to kill everyone. Then fresh xenomorphs will pop out of people’s chests and start dancing around, wearing top hats and fancy canes.
I know this to be true.

Coloma's avatar

Aliens are visiting our plant, now.
They are disguised as summer flying insects and they will say ” Oooh you humans are so fucked, thought you could swat us and poison us and spray us with evil chemicals, but we’re going to bore into your brain while you are sleeping and soon you will know our power.

Coloma running from the porch light where the wild things swarm

Berserker's avatar

I thought that mosquito was staring at me funny…oh man.

Coloma's avatar

Zombie Mosquitos are out there, yes they are!

Berserker's avatar

Oh hell…if there were zombie mosquitoes, that would be some badass trouble. Hey guys! I just killed 17 zombies at once! I was all Conan style, just wasted em! ’‘sting’’ aaah crap

Lightlyseared's avatar

People of Earth, your attention, please. As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system. And regrettably, your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes.
Thank you.
There’s no point in acting surprised about it. All the planning charts and demolition orders have been on display at your local planning department in Alpha Centauri for 50 of your Earth years, so you’ve had plenty of time to lodge any formal complaint and it’s far too late to start making a fuss about it now. … What do you mean you’ve never been to Alpha Centauri? Oh, for heaven’s sake, mankind, it’s only four light years away, you know. I’m sorry, but if you can’t be bothered to take an interest in local affairs, that’s your own lookout. Energize the demolition beams.

ucme's avatar

I actually stole this question from my daughter’s Diary of a Wimpy Kid book, from literary works of genius do shit question sprout forth.
Cheers peeps.

ragingloli's avatar

6000 BCE, “You are now our slaves! Mine Gold for us!”

mazingerz88's avatar

2012. After hundreds of years of playing with your irrational human imagination…confusing the hell out of your feeble brain whether we, a superior alien race is real or not, we finally decided to let ourselves be known to you, puny and pitiful earthlings. You see…you see…we are in a recession right now in planet Zyxzzrwqa…and…you know…we were just wondering if you could bail us out…stimulate us or somethin…you know…heh heh heh.

mattbrowne's avatar

2150. Divers, get ready to search for the Statue of Liberty.

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