(NSFW) Should a man be allowed to marry a Teddy Bear?

(O)_(O) Why is this even a question???

He doesn’t need to marry his teddy bear… He needs to stop jacking off with a teddybear in public.

@bookish1 Exactly! Ursusagalmatophilia sounds nasty,but it’s having sex with a teddy bear, according to the article.
Hope it wasn’t one of those bears that growl when turned over . . .

Only one thing to say about this poor guy.

His urges must be un-bearable.

Bet he’s grizzly about all the media interest too.

At least he is not fondling Cub Scouts.

The teddy bear is not able to consent, so I have to say no.

Let the man have his bear!

Oh bother.

Better Pooh than Christopher Robin. Maybe Pooh loves to slurp on the drippy “white honey” too.

maybe he thinks he is Christopher Robin

I think so, yes. Teddy bears are understanding and will let you do anything to them in the sack.

Does he perform anal with Winnie the poo?

Lol wtf.

I’ve heard of a woman who married a rollercoaster, and some guy who married his house, or people who get two pets married together. Since weddings really seem to be about someone filling their pockets with gold, you could marry anything as long as you’re dishing out cash…including a stuffy. But he shouldn’t fuck it in public. Even if it wasn’t disturbing, it’s still gross.

Answers the question, “Can a man have a bear and beat it too?”

If he’s not allowed to have it, he’ll just have to grin and bear it!!!!

Dammit, I can’t find that clip from Arrested Development where Lucille says she bought Buster one of those teddy bears with a video camera in it to see if he was getting busy with anyone… He got busy with the bear.

The man sure has the right not only to screw a bear but to bear arms to protect such a right if need be! And no one…no one could just pooh-pooh that God given right!

Maybe not this teddybear…