What if there really was such a thing as Christian science?

Here is my interpretation, involving the new field of quantum theology. I mean no disrespect. I think my description works at a metaphorical level.

There is an as yet undetected goodness subatomic particle and its associated goodness anti-particle, also known as an evil particle. Jesus is the ultimate source of all goodness particles and Satan is the ultimate source of all evil particles. Moral and immoral acts involve the exchange of these two particles. They are stored in the soul.

Although goodness and evil particles annihilate one another, there is a tendency for evil particles to accumulate in remote areas of the soul. Through prayer and contrition, a person can help guide Jesus in directing a laser beam of goodness particles at the evil particles. Final cleansing, however, can only occur on death by turning over one’s entire soul to Jesus in the process commonly referred to as salvation.